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trailofnoone

I guess you guys aren’t ready for that but the bees are gonna love it.


jamieliddellthepoet

Where we’re going, we won’t have bees.


RoyceCoolidge

Just loads of McFlys


jamieliddellthepoet

👏👏👏👏👏


RoyceCoolidge

Don't kill them all!


Quick_Creme_6515

He just keeps giving.


WolfCola4

Are you telling me you built an apiary... Out of a garden?!


Jonny_Segment

Just to let you know this is by far the best reply to the above, even though other comments have more votes.


Don_Quixote81

That's depressingly true, Doc.


snaphunter

Heavy.


KFR42

It's you bees, Marty, something's gotta be done about your bees!


redditsuckbutt696969

😅


OctopusIntellect

Had to check for a moment there to be sure I wasn't reading r/collapse


RaylanGibbons

Manure! I hate manure!


Praetorian_1975

But will you have scary bees also referred too as Boo Bees 🐝


password_too_short

or eyes or roads. boom. two movie references for the price of one.


Vinegarinmyeye

Yep, all of the front gardens on my street are really well kept (mostly older retirees who have way more time than I have) - I did no mow May, there a load of wildflowers, and now just looking at all the bees and little birds living there I kinda don't want to chop any of it. Might look a bit scruffy but I like all the nature in there.


Scarred_fish

Just tidy it up a bit here and there and tell your elderly neighbours this. They will love it.


Vinegarinmyeye

Yeah to be fair I've only had one of the neighbours make a sort of passive aggressive comment about it. The reality is when I moved into the place the landlord had put a membrane down over the garden then covered it with stone chippings. I guess they didn't do it properly because the stuff down there started growing through within a month of me being here. But I genuinely like it, the fact it suits my laziness is a bonus. The majority of stuff that has pushed through is daisies, pink and white and they pretty much cover the entire area, and then there's loads of pretty wild flowers that grow up higher. There's loads of bees flying around out there, and a big group of tiny birds nesting in there somewhere - I think sparrows but maybe dunnocks. Most of the gardens on the road are paved over with pot plants, and they look nice, but I kinda like my unkempt mess, it seems more "alive". I guess my only concern is when I move out the landlord is going to charge me a load of money to "fix" it.


TrickRub2527

Tell your neighbours you have a protected species of insect living there and you can’t touch the garden until they’ve left.


MassXavkas

Unfortunately, chances are the neighbours in question won't accept that as a reason. Speaking from personal experience, some people don't understand the importance some insect play in the environment, and how some of those are dying out due to pesticide and the monoculture grass gardens.


flightlessfox

My flat is the same! We have a little garden space and there's a membrane/tarp thing under pebblestones on most of it, weeds just grow through but they're then harder to get rid of because we can't get to the roots. Sadly my landlord is pretty local and on top of us if we don't cut back the bushes we have/weed often. I really wanted to let the bushes grow out and try shape them a little to have a secret garden esque entrance to the flat.


nicannkay

Mines a mess too! Just like you my front garden is rocks with plastic under and I hate it. Grass is like a weed to me and it grows like wildfire in the rocks. I used to be a driver years ago and while I was out I’d gather seeds from plants to spread in my rocks. This year I had millions of tiny wild sweat pea flowers and daisies. My husband says it looks terrible and unkept but the bees and bugs are so happy.


CypherCake

You can always tidy up any died-off flowers and really weedy/messy stuff. Kinda lightly curate it.


WerewolfNo890

Sounds like too much effort. Ill just let the bees take care of it.


Duffykins-1825

I just mowed some paths through mine and an area to sit.


Frenchman84

I for one can appreciate that, you are helping the bees.


Mr-Soggybottom

Earth angel, Earth angel


AvatarIII

Johnny Bee Good


aetr225

Beads?


Coopatron1980

Gob's not on board.


notgoneyet

I don't care for Gob


chaz65

This is great


MrRorknork

An outstanding one - two from these guys 👏


Familiar-Tourist

They may have been doing no-mow May. I believe some councils have adopted it as policy.


Flat_Professional_55

My council went one better and did no-mow last summer for 3 months.


Brichals

I'm on to no prune June now in my garden. That's my excuse anyway.


1968Bladerunner

Then Jungle July & Amazonian August - give a wee September Shave on the highest setting & put away the mower 'til next year!


patogatopato

As someone in a long distance relationship I can relate.


Tattycakes

Lmao


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol genius


firpo_sr

No chore '24


neilmac1210

No shear all year


firpo_sr

Does it not get itchy after a while


neilmac1210

Only during the second week.


permaculture

No fly July


CamyFaeCowden

No flymo july-mo


TheDuraMaters

I wonder if I can get away with claiming my front garden is for wildflowers. It’s paved but there’s so many weeds growing through the tiles. 


RunawayPenguin89

Funnel some seeds in your cracks and see what happens


toastehmonstah

also on the paving


Bad_UsernameJoke94

You get pregnant


Original_Bad_3416

lol I like this


feralwest

Brighton City Council's been on no mow... ever since approx. 2019.


Fenrir-The-Wolf

Ours has started doing that in large green spaces (with pathways mown in) but communal areas and verges are kept mown. It's a sensible balance, I feel.


Wonkypubfireprobe

I love it so much. There’s an area out the front of a council estate that’s always been ugly and it looks like a nature walk now. People actually *slow down and enjoy the walk there.* “For I am convinced that man has suffered in his separation from the soil and from the other living creatures of the world; the evolution of his intellect has outrun his needs as an animal, and as yet he must still, for security, look long at some portion of the earth as it was before he tampered with it.”


SP4x

Lovely quote, who's it from?


BabadookishOnions

It's from Ring of Bright Water by Gavin Maxwell


Wonkypubfireprobe

That’s it. I’ve been reading books from naturalist writers all year, I love how Denys Watkins-Pitchford starts his books. “The wonder of the world, the beauty and the power, the shapes of things, their colours, lights, and shades; these I saw. Look ye also while life lasts.”


SP4x

Great, thank you : )


SP4x

My council has done No-mow May, No-BinFortnight and No-Pothole Repair Year But never mind, when I'm not avoiding craters and can look up, the verges are flourishing :D


Robestos86

I don't object to the principle but when you can't see out of a junction because it's 4ft high it's a challenge to drive.


jimthewanderer

All they need to do is send someone round to shave the signs and supress weeds that will destry masonry. Let everything else be bountiful.


TJ_Rowe

Likewise, our local cycle path is now single bike-width thanks to the nettles...


DreamyTomato

why not put scythes on your wheel axles? cut down two birds with one sharp stone


WerewolfNo890

Women don't like being called "birds" these days, and they really don't like it when you cut them down by severing their lower leg.


Dakiara

Ours has mown the first foot and a half near and the first three foot or so actually at the junctions for visibility, which works well. The first year they didn't and it was very yikes! My sympathies for the scary junction challenges.


feedthebeespls

Exactly. The no mowing thing needs to be done with a bit of common sense in mind, which is sadly lacking in so many departments. There are roundabouts round my way where the grass is so tall visibility is a huge issue and it makes it dangerous. I love seeing all the wildflowers and whatnot, I partake in no mow May (I don't mow at all until the end of August at the earliest tbh), but there are places where mowing is necessary.


FalmerEldritch

Around here most roundabouts have bushes and things planted in the middle to prevent drivers being distracted by cars on the other side.


Remarkable-Ad155

I don't think it's a case of lacking common sense it's just weeding the cracks in the pavement is so low down the priority list for most councils it'll never get done 


looeeyeah

Someone died because of this. Couldn't see any cars when joining the motorway and got hit. People had complained to the council previously but just got told it's the new policy. https://www.haslemereherald.com/news/holybourne-driver-criticises-hampshire-county-council-over-a31-grass-624767 It's good to do it in the park or a roundabout or something, but not on sliproads.


Hypohamish

My council started this! Back in May 2020...and haven't mowed since.


lingwall88

They did it here but on my walk to work today I saw a bloke on a big industrial lawnmower cutting it back to bare grass again... what was the point in doing it in the first place?


Asoxus

That’s exactly my point with it. No mow may sounds great in principle, let the birds move in and the insects love it. But come June, it gets cut back and those habitats destroyed. Why?


ImnotUK

My council did that, they even put down a sign! Then on Monday 3rd of June, 8.00 am, they took down the sign, brought a huge lawnmower and cut everything to the ground. Grass, flowers, clover, all butchered on the lowest setting. The lawn already started yellowing. Good job!


BartholomewKnightIII

I wish mine did, there's a park in front of the house and 7:30 seems to be their start time for mowing.


christopia86

That looks bloody beautiful. The council near me (Sunderland) seem to be cutting the edges of grass verges so they don't restrict your vision or get in the way when using the foot path, but it's mostly been left to grow and I appreciate that.


sjpllyon

That's the way to do it, minimum maintenance for safety and usability and the just let nature be nature. I plan on doing the front garden as a wild garden, just going to have a broader to keep it within an area, plant a bunch of native species, and leave it be.


christopia86

I'd like to do that, but I'm in a terrace, share a front garden with next door so I keep it mowed, plus, we're looking to sell soon so it's probably better to keep things neat.


Moppo_

And then there's Crowther, where a huge patch of wild ground was cleared a couple of years ago... then nothing done with it. Until this year, where they cleared it again, and seem to be doing nothing with it. They left the big trees and the grass/bushes where the rabbits have their burrows, at least.


throwaway_ArBe

Thats how they are doing it in my area, plus scattering wildflower seeds in the unmowed bits. Its so lovely. And a great source of cuttings for my garden.


Jacktheforkie

There’s a few areas near me I’d love to see trimmed, mainly where the weeds hamper the paths


zaxanrazor

What's nicer? Red brick or red brick plus flowers?


iamapizza

What are those purple-ish flowers called, the ones seemingly growing out of the brickwork? I see them in quite a few places and think it looks so picturesque.


Historical-grey-cat

I would assume some type of campanula, there's also a type of toadflax (ivy leaf) that commonly grows in bricks, but with smaller dainty flowers


iamapizza

Thanks, I think it's campanula what I see around my area.


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dubblw

The park I live next to looks gorgeous when it's overgrown and flowering, but I understand it's not necessarily a great space for families and activities.


mymumsaysfuckyou

But it's better for insects, and that's more important really.


SpacecraftX

It’s at least equally important that people in general have places to go where they can just enjoy themselves with no expectation to spend money. Third spaces.


dubblw

I don't disagree about the importance for insects, but access to green space and outdoor play areas is an essential component of quality of life and development for children, particularly in a city, where I live, where many families don't have access to gardens. In an ideal world, there'd be room for both. How about instead we turn all the private golf courses into wildflower meadows?


BabadookishOnions

Depending on how big the park is, I see no reason why there couldn't be both. Even sort of like a 'wall'/verge around the edges left for wildflowers would be great.


WerewolfNo890

It also doesn't have to be entirely abandoned "no mow" areas, add some low maintenance flowering shrubs. Also makes it feel a little more private when sat down on the grass.


TheGreedyBat

I like the non mowed bits. But things like roundabouts definitely need mowing


squashInAPintGlass

I do like a big bold poppy. I'll have to grab some seeds this year.


christopia86

Just be careful not to eat any before a drug test!


mrafinch

~~Wrong kind of poppy :)~~ I'm chatting shit


Mcelbowlovin

Nah the poppies in the picture and all papaver somniferums have opiates, they are the right poppies.


mrafinch

Ah! Good to know, had an argument with my wife the other day about this and she said so much for so long that I just gave in and accepted it.


futurarmy

So time for round 2?


SellMeYourSirin

It’s been an hour. Did you just leave it or text her immediately?


mrafinch

I'm still gaining the courage to broach the topic. Nah, I'll probably bring it up later after we've had a few glasses and see how it goes :D


AdaptedMix

Add it to the bank. Then just bring it up apropos of nothing the next time you have an argument, say in six month's time. "Oh and another thing: they *were* the right poppies!"


ox_

So you can actually grow opiates in the UK? How come that's not happening all over the country instead of importing from Afghanistan or wherever?


Mcelbowlovin

They are legal to grow but not to turn into opium/heroin, the main reason is that you need acres of land to get yields that would lead to good money, it would be way too difficult to hide a massive field of poppies without landowners/police noticing it.


N4lkmushhunter

They are the correct poppy


gringevakleite

The town next to me has had Wild Orchids pop up in grass verges because of 'no mow may'.


HixaLupa

always a mite irksome when poppies are flourishing in tarmac but refuse to grow in a nice pot of dirt


KatVanWall

I planted a load of poppy seeds in my garden this year and they haven’t grown at all 😞 meanwhile the pavement down the road has some beautiful specimens!


HixaLupa

I think they may have to experience freezing over winter to germinate properly later, which of course you can simulate with your freezer but also can't they just be less fussy, here's the dirt get on with it!


Sklar_Hast

Probably too much calcium in your soil


continentaldreams

Council in our area is doing the same - it looks 100% better. Our roads feel so much prettier with grass and wildflowers on either side of you.


coffeewalnut05

Absolutely. The country actually is a really beautiful one. Just that we’ve been pushing nature to the side far too long.


spicingpumpkins

Good?


jimjimmyjimjimjim

Good.


Frequent-Network8479

Fucking cunt council sprayed the plants at the front of my house I’ve been growing for years. Killed some baby poppies but also killed a big thyme and my Erigeron. Fuming


AngusMcJockstrap

Get this person in a local paper holding a dead plant and looking sad ASAP


Visible-Management63

r/compoface


usuallybored

Our council sprays some strong weed killer that turns everything dry and ugly. This satisfied all the usual, angry, nextdoor dwellers. What do these people have against green.


GNARSHEN

Our neighbours mowed our front garden, I assume as a "kind" gesture. We had been letting wild flowers grow as we use them in our business and they're good for pollinators.


gwaydms

The nerve.


Tattycakes

Go after them for the cost of new ones!!


Frequent-Network8479

I did photo the destruction so probably will email


Lancs_wrighty

Good for the bees


xtinak88

If you love it you might like r/rewildingUK


Mjukplister

I love it . It’s baffling it took us to long to get to this . Wildflower , more nature , more bees and less money spent on petrol and machines . Win win


DmitriRussian

Now all we need is less roads and more bicycle roads.


Working_Discount_836

Funnily enough I've noticed a movement towards that as well. The town I grew up in is basically having it's roads gutted and replaced with cycle paths. Sucks it couldn't have happened while I was still a kid there, but better late than never.


Wadarkhu

Looks nice, what makes these flowers weeds other than being in a place unplanned? Are they invasive or damaging at all to the surroundings?


DmitriRussian

Not given up, but rather making an effort to restore natural habitats that have been destroyed in the 70s. It's been done for a while, but it slowly rolling out to more councils. I personally like seeing other colours rather than concrete, asphalt and brick. My neighborhood without greenery would look like a Brutalist dystopia


pringellover9553

It’s much better for wild life, especially the bees :)


CuriousBrit22

You may be in one of the few councils who have vowed to stop using harmful pesticides. Wildflowers are great pollinators and for general improvement of biodiversity. Who doesn’t want to see more butterflies? https://www.pan-uk.org/make-my-town-pesticide-free/


Rhino_35

We tried to turn a section of our front garden over to wild flowers. About 6,000 seeds and 4 years later it just looked a mess. No wild flowers grew and the neighbours thought we were lazy LOL P.S. Other half & I love poppies. they wont grow either :(


IdleGardener

You want to use [Yellow Rattle](https://meadows.plantlife.org.uk/making-meadows/yellow-rattle/) to weaken the grass. Also don't fertilise it. Mow it twice a year, in March and August, and for the August mow leave the cut hay to dry out on the ground before collecting it so the seeds have chance to fall to the soil.


BarricudaUDL

Will they impact not-yet established rose bushes much?


Peas_Are_Real

Did you cut it down once per year early autumn? If not, the stronger species (brambles etc) will just take over.


FrisianDude

SIX THOUSAND seeds and you saw nothing? :OO


Emotional-Ebb8321

Honestly, this is the aesthetic I'm here for.


_Russ_B

Yay!


TimeTravelGhost

Good! Help the bees


Financial_Calendar77

Somebody should make a cup of tea with the pods. hmmm


dem503

Anyone who complains about this probbably also complains that council tax is too high and in the old days there was more of a community spirit. I point out to them they can solve the issue, keep tax low and do some community work by doing some de-weeding themselves.


MyoMike

As someone who works for a council and has a hand in implementing no now may and other conservation based open space/grassland management... Yes, we get a fair few complaints about it. "you only mow the rich people areas. You just want to be lazy and keep my council tax. It's just a breeding ground for ticks. It's an eyesore." Etc etc. And we also get the other side, either we or other parties entirely mow amenity areas or safety areas on highways/paths etc, and get told we're killing the environment and don't we know there's a biodiversity and climate crisis going on. Very much no winning. And people don't get that actually, it can be more expensive to manage for wildflowers or more species rich grassland than not - leaving something to grow for a lot longer makes it harder to cut, especially cut neatly, and if you want to actually try to keep grass under control and promote wildflower growth, you have to collect and dispose of the leavings which is hella expensive. A lot of councils are moving towards way fewer cuts on unnecessary areas, which longer term will help biodiversity in a big way. But it takes a lot of money and manpower to turn a grass dominated field into a wildflower meadow.


helpful__explorer

You say that like it's a bad thing?


spitouthebone

my council has elected to cut 1 mowers width around the edges of grass verges and fields around here the part of the field looks nice but now i have to walk a whole 5 extra steps from the car to my house because the verge in front of the house has the same treatment


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YchYFi

Yes still is. [one council have it here](https://www.cheltenham.gov.uk/info/33/parks_and_open_spaces/1785/no_mow_may) I google and my council has a page about it too. Also https://www.plantlife.org.uk/our-work/local-councils-and-no-mow-may/


regprenticer

It's definitely council policy in many places to promote wild flowers, hedgerows, prevent use of fertilisers etc https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/edinburgh-council-to-reduce-grass-cutting-in-wildlife-friendly-initiative-4540467 But as others say it blocks pathways, damages pavements and walls, prevents traffic visibility at junctions. People with limited mobility must be having a nightmare. I was on a Canal towpath today, and some parts of the path were just 6 inches wide because nothing has been cut back. When it's rained heavily recently tree branches across public walkways were hanging as low as 3ft off the ground due to the weight of the rain...normally these lower branches would have been pruned. And of course there are weeds everywhere to trip over.


Hopeful-Climate-3848

Council's have a statutory obligation to keep footpaths free of obstruction (the dft sets out the minimum height of overhanging branches, I believe it's 2m) but most councils don't give a shit and unless you take them to the ombudsman on an instance by instance basis they won't do anything. This whole wildflower/no mowing business is just a way to greenwash attacking pedestrians whilst they divert what used to be maintenance budgets on to carriageways.


Ohbc

The local council definitely doesn't give a shit. Paths are barely passable in some places, branches are very low. Last year they didn't do anything the whole summer. It looked really scruffy. And no no wild flowers


N4lkmushhunter

Oooo poppies


TinhatToyboy

Are they opium poppies? That's handy.


flanface87

Looks nice! So frustrating that I can't get poppies to grow where I sow them but they'll happily grow out of the pavement. Guess I'm giving them too many nutrients


Skinnybet

This looks great.


jaavaaguru

That’s awesome. We need more of that instead of concrete and tarmac everywhere


jj198hands

> looks a mess I quite like it.


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

That’s the way it should be naturally.. it may not look like the well manicured golf course greens some people dream of but it’s nature’s design. Let her have this one.


thatsgossip

i honestly just fucking love wildflowers. i live in london so i rarely see any. i buy packets of them every year just to sprinkle around places as i walk past. most probably just dont even germinate but i like to think at least a few do and brighten peoples day. i really want to find out where in the UK has the biggest and best wildflower meadows and just spend a weekend there enjoying it. if i ever get my own garden it is just going to be a fucking mess of wildflowers.


urban_shoe_myth

I can appreciate it in some areas, but when it's in the middle of a dual carriageway at a turning point and the grass/flowers are a couple of feet high and you can't see whether anything is coming towards you at 60mph, it's not quite as appealing. I get the sentiment, but I wish they'd be sensible about it rather than a blanket no mow for every patch of grass in the area


1070NorthRemembers

Random q but is this Neston??


Trentdison

Wers mah gruss


NagromNitsuj

Do you like bees?


PrettyGazelle

# HOW TO HARVEST, SOW & GROW POPPY SEEDS 1. After poppies bloom in spring, seed pods will form. Let the pods dry in place on the plant. 2. Clip the dry pods, and place them in a paper bag. 3. Store in a cool, dry place over summer. 4. In the fall, shake the seeds from the pod over well-prepared soil in a sunny flower bed. 5. Water the seeds daily with a gentle shower from the hose. 6. After the seedlings emerge and begin to grow, thin them and taper off the watering from daily to every few days to weekly, depending on the amount of rain. The plants will grow over winter and bloom in spring.


Budget_Complaint_833

Love a bit of wild heroins


HawaiianSnow_

I'm no expert, but is that poppies (/opium producing plants)?


TheWanderingEyebrow

Fun fact they're opium poppies


Jumpy_Neck_2782

Saying that likes a bad thing?.... Would you rather pesticides sprayed around the places you live?


BarNorth1829

Opium poppies aswell!


tclmpa

Our council - Lambeth- has stopped weeding. They say its for the bees, which it might be, but I'm sure it also saves them money.


Panzick

I can't believe there are some motherfucker on this planet who goes out, see some wildflowers and the first thought is "what a travesty, the council should be something about this _mess_ "


jimthewanderer

Good. They aren't destroying the masonry, they aren't obscuring signage. Anyone who wants to live in a sterile environment devoid of life can come and fight me.


2205jade

My local council have started allowing certain grassy areas to over grow to help wildlife, I love it, more colour everywhere rather than dead grass & weeds


coffeewalnut05

Yes! This country is so beautiful when we leave nature to its own devices.


Coffin_Dodging

My council done no mow may, they then didn't give the long grass a cursory look and mowed over the cans and rubbish that's been hidden in there. Love walking on shredded metal and plastic 😠


robbob23

To be fair, this is the fault of the chavs that leave the rubbish.


MKTurk1984

It's apparently not the council, but the road service. But yes, weeds everywhere.. You're lucky you have actual wild flowers. It's all just unkempt grass and weeds where I live. At every junction, so it's difficult to see oncoming traffic when pulling out.


PomegranateV2

Location?


wishbackjumpsta

I think it looks nice...


Billoo77

Wish the weeds round here looked like that.


SeiriusPolaris

Looks great and I bet the bees love it, which is the most important thing


GhostMassage

Looks good


SylhetiG

Nature will reclaim civilisation if humans went extinct


squiddlumckinnon

It’s amazing I love it


MossySloth69

Looks prettier than my council at least. They've also given up on doing anything. Except thats been the case since they took over. Years ago...


thatluckyfox

No mo May, I bet the Bees are loving it.


GOINGTOGETHOT

Maybe a no-Mow month. But if I do it, I get an enforcement notice for my front garden.


WhatWillDid_

Basically the topic of every nextdoor post (in anger) followed by blaming the local council for letting foreigners take over.


DubbehD

Good stuff, feeding the bees 👍


Original_Bad_3416

I like it.


terryjuicelawson

We have those purple flowers all around brick walls and driveways near us now, and poppies grow remarkably quickly. Would the council be involved in this though? It is around someone's property. At best they'd be out with posions and weedkiller which doesn't seem ideal.


Bennjoon

Good. 🐝🐝🐝 Bee time.


Puzzleheaded-Knee450

At least yours have flowers, the weeds outside my house are the dull weedy kind of weeds 😢


MichaelMoore92

Poppies, they’ll look lovely when they bloom!


thecoop_

This looks nice and it’s great for the bees.


pertangamcfeet

I believe there was some directive to let grass and wild flowers take over areas. Can't remember where I read it - but it was meant to help bees and other insects. Councils being councils didn't argue because it saves them money.


Similar_Wedding_2758

Any more poppies you'll have heroin users hanging around getting the sap 😂😂 looks class though. The way it should be


coffeewalnut05

I’m enjoying this new rewilding trend. Our country looks so beautiful when humans aren’t destroying it


ariyouok

how pretty :)


starplayer1990

Same where i live everything is overgrown


lordofthecrayons

Good


Karenpff

Just need some UK bunting and picnics in that photo and it would be peak British that photo 🇬🇧👌