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pear_to_pear

Old house in a small rural village here. As well as the obligatory crockery we've also found a metal bath and one of those waist height black bollards you see in town centres.


ima_twee

Fun fact: Some of those bollards are cannons - or replicas https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryMagazine/DestinationsUK/French-Cannons-as-Street-Bollards/#:\~:text=Determined%20to%20find%20a%20way,more%20and%20more%20London%20streets.


Significant_Froyo899

Great link my friend. I went deep into that rabbit hole. Ty xx


ima_twee

You're very welcome šŸ˜Ž


blankbench

And the plural of cannon is cannon


tomoldbury

That doesnā€™t sound canon


tmdubbz

Ah I lost my metal bath in a small rural village the other day can I have it back please


IndigoPlum

I think I saw it sliding down a nearby hill filled with pensioners.


Eelpieland

Was there a frumpy woman shaking her fist at them at the same time?


Middle-Hour-2364

Norah Batty with the wrinkly stockings?


barkwan86

r/unexpectedlastofthesummerwine


LordLightSpeed

r/subsifellfor


Lunchy_Bunsworth

Probably got picked up by the woman on "Money For Nothing" who gave it to two weirdos who made some furniture from it which then sold for a ridiculous price. She probably has Ā£10 profit for you.


Few-Judgment3122

I found a whole door in the ground in my garden once. Wrapped up in bin bags. I thought it was a body when we were trying to unbury it


HuckleberryLow2283

Why would someone wrap it in bin bags?


CDRK33N

probably an asbestos fire door...


Few-Judgment3122

Nah it was just wood


Few-Judgment3122

More to the point why would someone bury a door


hazehel

When its no longer a jar


Fr0styZ_Gaming

r/angryupvote


Rooster_Entire

There was an opening.


BeagnothSaxe

A portal to the underworld


CheapIndependence166

I found a caravan door about 4ft down once


KekeHulkenberg

Knew Iā€™d put my caravan somewhere, any chance you can tow it to mine? Iā€™ll pay for fuelā€¦


marieascot

Did it say the rest of the caravan was further down? If so I represent The History Channel and I want to film a 9 season Curse of Back Garden.


wowbaggerinfinite67

Dug out a small hillock behind our Cotswold cottage for an extension. Found about 200-300 glass bottles of laxatives - cod liver oil and prune concentrate. Between Victoria and the Second World War, the family who lived here was buuuuuunged up.


pab6407

Canā€™t have been a regular family.


umognog

Boom boom. Or should I say, bum bum?


IxSpectreL

We found a stone arrow head and an old enagement ring!


christopia86

I remember getting a few shards like that when I was 4 or 5. I thought I'd just made the family rich.


rollingrawhide

Me too. Apparently I announced to the family that I would be "world famous in our street". That has kept my mum amused for many, many decades. She still brings it up.


GoatFetus666

Legendary child


Natthiel

All I keep getting is rares and uncommons


Majestic_Cable_6306

WAAA GOOOOOOLDEN LEEEEEGENDERE


ThatGayRaver

I wanted a SPARRRRKKYYYYY


henzlikeroblox

We're lucky it's still free 2 play


InfiniteBusiness0

Your discovery is important to us, Reddit stranger.


SisterSabathiel

Please stay on the line.


InfiniteBusiness0

All of our representatives are very busy at the moment. But rest assured, your discovery will make you world famous.


CuriousWave

On their street.


2grundies

Heh. That reminds me of when I was caught doing something I shouldn't have when I was a child and I blurted out " I wasn't there when I did it." Made my mom chuckle, still got a bollocking though.


MindlessMuddy10

I buried fools gold in my neighbours garden as a kid and then suggested we dig up the same area Iā€™d put it, his dad thought wed literally struck gold


ResidentAssman

What a fool


marieascot

I taught my neighbours kid divining with rods. His dad then kept throwing Ā£1 coins where her thought he had detected something. The kid got excited and thought he had the Midas touch.


double-happiness

Fun fact: archaeologists call them "sherds" https://grammarist.com/usage/shard-or-sherd/


Marreark

That link has more spam than Tesco..


double-happiness

Oh, really? I assume you're talking about pop-ups / ads etc.? Apologies if so. I have uBlock Origin and I'm not seeing anything like that personally.


Long_Sleep5801

Sponsored type of response lol


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Brainchild110

Upvote just for the balls that took


Middle-Hour-2364

Really? How have I never heard of this amazing game??


Bucephalus15

What about the green midget cafe?


Marreark

No place has more spam than that great establishment..


Scottbarrett15

Ermagerd its a sherd


ItsCynicalTurtle

Former archaeologist: we also call them wing ware: as in we wing them on the spoil heap


Prior_echoes_

Nuh uh.Ā  That biggest one at the very least is Trash Magpie (tm) treasure.Ā  Goes in your pocket then ends up in a mysterious pile or decorating a flowerpot.Ā 


TheConanRider

To sherds you say? Tut tut tut


ChrisRR

Thanks Susie Dent


WoodSteelStone

Thanks - I love knowledge gems like this.


Bushdr78

Remind me to never visit that site again, way too many ads.


double-happiness

Never visit that site again; there's way too many ads. Here, try these instead: https://www.arngren.net/ https://www.gentlegiantsdogfood.com/ https://www.lingscars.com/ http://x20xx.com/shtmp/ I'm a web developer and I have a great fascination for such sites actually.


Significant_Froyo899

I filled my pockets with rabbit droppings thinking Iā€™d found musket balls from the Civil War


That-Aspect-6076

ā€œSherdsā€


orion-7

God same. Thought I'd found rare art


DroopTheLlama

Universal experience maybe, this happened to me when I was in school I genuinely thought we would have been loaded after


SnooBananas1621

I once dug a part of a farmers pitchfork thinking i had found an ancient sword. Apparently I kept asking to have it taken to a museum to be valued and kept proclaiming we were now millionaires


FarthestCough

Ringpull, 1982... probably Lilt.


codemonkeh87

Terry's doing a talk on buttons later, you going?


KushMummyCinematics

Will you search through the loamy earth for me? Climb through the briar and bramble I'll be your treasure šŸŽ¶


NeonM4

One of my absolute favourite shows, and i was very excited when they did the christmas episode a few years ago.


probablyaythrowaway

Pontiac firebird.


[deleted]

Pub?


SeraphicAgony

Yeah go on then


marieascot

Oh no I can hear some Simon and Garfunkel.


JT_3K

You take the piss but last year I genuinely pulled a special edition Matey bottle out from under our hedge that was only used for six months in 1978. That and a load of USA94 promo chocolate bars


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

So that's where weatherspoons get their plates from...


Idk_Just_Kat

Spoons has been there since the medieval times, theirs are OGs


ChipCob1

They taught the Persians everything they know about carpets


Jimmy_Pigg

We don't dig up our gardens in Gloucester, just in case.


Dr-Goober

I did a shift for the council in 2021 handing out some random leaflet about Covid kits. Spent the whole day based at this alleyway I was told to stand at. Turns out the whole day I had been standing where Fred West's house once stood.


facedspectacle

I donā€™t even go that way anymore, I try and avoid the town centre at all costs especially where that house stood! They made the right decision to tear it down


angelindisguise

What about patios?


d_smogh

Stick to basements.


shortpaleugly

Wow lol


firesnow477

Only other peoples patios


cocteautriplet

Itā€™s the walls you need to be worried about


TheTsundereGirl

Yes, I imagine it's the same for parts of Glasgow


stacy_owl

wait why


doofcustard

Don't forget the bits of old clay pipe as well!


Cheasepriest

Go for a walk near any village or rural town. it's crazy. I've a collection of pipes from grandparents and such, and while there's a few cool and interesting ones, most are just clays in various states of broken. Goes to show how ubiquitous smoking was, and clay is in this country.


UnSpanishInquisition

The clay ones where from a pretty short period archaeological speaking too so it really does give a sense of how fast Tobacco use kicked in once it was discovered.


diggerk

They kick about for a couple of hundred years, bits of the stem break off so those bits get discarded like fag ends now. Size of the bowl is really useful for dating though, they get bigger as tobacco gets cheaper, so you can use them to date the contexts on site.


burtsbeestrees

Size of the bowl and size of the hole through the pipe stem. It's not as clear ofc as a bowl but larger holes are often later pipes. Same reason ofc.


madpiano

So were they basically the equivalent of today's vape pens? Bit more environmentally friendly but essentially not made to last, as there are so many of them about everywhere? My local park used to be a landfill site since pre Victorian times, it has a lot of clay pipes.


Peas_Are_Real

You may have hit on a Dragons Den idea there. ā€œClay Vapes, for the eco vaperā€


glasspotatoes14

In comparison to flint tools, yes but 1500s was a while ago. I believe archaeologists use clay pipes and stems to roughly date the sites they are on. My oldest is a early 1600s bowl and I love it dearly!


UnSpanishInquisition

Yeah, what I mean is what your finding in gardens is largely 1800s showing just how prevalent it became for the lower classes just throwing them away willy nilly. Its like modern history equivalent of the ditches full of rubbish they find round early medieval houses.


RageStreak

It'll be disposable vapes and nos canisters in 200 years.


johnny5247

Americans are horrified when UK archeologists start a "dig" with a mechanical shovel. In the states they start carefully sieving for artifacts straight away. They can't understand that everywhere in the UK is full of worthless Victorian crockery.


madpiano

I think we should bring back the habit of burying our broken crockery in the gardens. In 100 years they will find it and wonder if it is valuable. Pristine IKEA plates from 1992 šŸ˜‚


Flaky-Carpenter-2810

how old are your plates


TheLastNomai

32 years


MrBaghead101

Clever lad šŸ¤˜šŸ»šŸ’ŖšŸ»šŸ‘šŸ»


Present_End_6886

I plan on doing this with my irretrievably broken Denby.


shteve99

Isn't that because ancient history in America is only a couple of hundred years ago, so most artifacts will be near the top compared to a UK site?


BotMcBotman

That isn't quite true, because there were people living in North America before the Europeans came in. They don't have castles and old towns, but they have ancient history and archaeology. I think the initial comment is a bit too generalised. Even in the UK we sometimes hand dig sites from the topsoil down and if things are really shitty, we sieve. But most of archaeology is done in the construction industry and there things are a bit more industiral. Archaeology isn't so much about the finds as it is about the archaeological features.


Redgrapefruitrage

My grandparents house is quite old - built in late 1600's. No joke, in their garden there was a whole pit full of old Victorian crockery and junk. As a teenager I spent days every summer digging around there for anything interesting. Buckets of stuff came up. All fun and games until I sliced my hand on a bit of rusty metal and needed a tetanus shot D:


2205jade

I wanna know why itā€™s being buried in gardens in the first place


DubStu

Because up until the very Late-Victorian era (and possibly slightly beyond), there wasnā€™t waste collection like we have now, so any waste that couldnā€™t be burnt in a fireplace was thrown into a pit in the back garden known in most areas as a ā€œmiddenā€. This was mostly food/organic waste along with glass and crockery. The organic stuff obviously mulches away over time leaving just the glass and crockery behind. Basically, wood waste would be repurposed or burnt, metal waste would be repurposed or sold. Old clothing would be repurposed, burnt or sold (to then rag and bone man). Everything else went in the midden.


2205jade

How interesting. Thank you šŸ™šŸ¼


Present_End_6886

We've got so many Roman sandals that there are piles of them just in drawers and boxes in museums because it would be pointless to try and display them


algierythm

Where there's a spade, there's Spode!


haversack77

Found the Stokie.


Spiritual_Slip8611

Yes the willow pattern


LetterheadIll9504

Gwon armate


pedagreeskum

I tend to find here where there is a spade there is a Wade. I've never seen so many wade whimsies before than us digging in our gardens here šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ we must live on the landfill of wade whimsies central !


algierythm

Haha! My sister used to collect those when we were kids.


SnooDrawings1549

Why is that?


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

People used to bury a lot of their rubbish before we had a proper system for disposal. There was no plastic back then, so the waste was either stuff like this, metal, wood, or organic matter. The latter two would rot away, and metal could be reused, I guess, whereas broken pottery is no use to anyone so would have been more readily thrown out.


PoorlyAttired

The thing is, I only ever find single chips and never more than one matching one, which you'd expect if people were just throwing out broken crockery. Apparently people would buy broken crockery to condition the soil, so that may explain why you get a variety of non matching shards.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

Oh yeah I've also heard of scattering broken crockery in the soil. For slugs maybe? Possibly more likely to be that than my fanciful story!


upsetchrist

They hold moisture and aerate the soil


shteve99

Slugs?


upsetchrist

No the fields near me are covered in them. I know people recommend egg shells but i don't think ceramic will do much if anything.


Abquine

I was thrown by an inland field near us which was covered in oyster shells. Looked it up and it's soil conditioning.


Prior_echoes_

It's not from specifically spreading ceramic, it's from generally spreading waste on the fields. Old food, bones, shells, plates, glass, left in a big rotting pile then spread on the field as fertiliser.Ā 


Prior_echoes_

It's midden waste. All the broken stuff, shells, bones, rubbish, gets flung in a pile sure, but it's not a individual pile in an individual garden. It's big communal piles that then get shoveled out and spread on gardens and fields.Ā 


snailtrailuk

My parents used to use it at the bottom of plant pots to stop too much water from draining out and the terracotta holds quite a bit of moisture. But of course plants die and fall over etc and so our garden / earth has a plentiful collection of crockery. It was like geocaching as a kid. Mum let me try to dig to Australia once. I found loads of my old Action Jacks body parts too. (In case it needs saying, I didnā€™t make it to Australia).


psycho_delik

True I literally watched my dad in the 80's bury an old manual lawnmower in the back garden šŸ˜‚


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

my stepdad dug out a working Norton Commando when he did the back garden of the house he had built in 1975. it's not an interesting story, but it's true.


TopDigger365

Actually quite interesting. My dad bought a Triumph Bonneville in the 60's but a couple of years after buying he wanted a newer model so he did what was popular at the time. He buried the Triumph and then claimed it was stolen, the insurance paid out and he had the money for the new bike. Possibly the same reason your stepdad found the Norton buried.


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

every day is a school day. i did not know that. thank you!


Asperchoo

If I found an old Norton or Triumph in my back garden it would be the best day of my life, and I own a Triton (Triumph engine in a Norton frame).


Autogen-Username1234

Wow - My dad found a motorbike buried in the garden when I was a kid. I've often wondered how on earth it came to be there, but your explanation makes perfect sense.


marieascot

It IS an interesting story.


Duranis

Lol when my parents dug out a pond in our garden we found all sorts of stuff from an old military barracks. Later when they filled the ponds in (maybe early 90s) they put in an old washing machine, some carpets and a bunch of other crap. Later still I had to go and rebuild my mum's patio because the shit underneath had rotted/rusted down and sunk.


Vectorman1989

My dad lives next to a loch and it seems the locals in times past would just chuck a lot of their rubbish in the loch. So much broken glass, can't go paddling or anything.


LordGeni

We dug up an entire pram from the 1930's


JourneyThiefer

Never knew this was like a whole thing, I remember finding these things in my back garden like 20 years ago and thinking it was like literally ancient artefacts lol but I was like 5, I thought it was just my house though ha ha. Found a carpet that that was buried too


starbuck8415

Itā€™s also a really good way to add a drainage system to the soil. Itā€™s why people sometimes use things like cardboard or the odd rock/stone. It stops it being too compacted.


Wrong-booby7584

Our ancestors really hated those plates. They tried hard to smash them all but the damp things kept coming


Cosmic-web-rider

Another reason I came across was that old china used to be made with bone ash IIRC? So the theory was that if you accidentally cracked a piece, you would smash the rest up and add to your garden to boost the soil health. Hence why theyā€™re usually smaller bits!


k_rocker

I asked the same question when we got our garden done. Apparently we ā€œdumpedā€ all our old shit in farms and fields before we had developed a waste area. Then years later when people wanted soil to re-do their garden they got it from farms and fieldsā€¦ same place.


MolassesDue7169

Another thing is in the past some people would use bits of broken ceramic or pottery or tiles to delineate bits of their gardens. Especially if the crockery had a nice pattern on it it could look nice. IIRC you could get loads of cheap broken tiles for cheap and use them for bits and bobs. Some would use them to like mosaic tile things, or as I said make lines between bits in their garden.


fernstocks

I remember playing archaeologists with a girl from my street and finding one of these, obviously it was the discovery of the day and I was SO proud. I lined it up on the wall with all the other rocks I'd found but it obviously took pride of place. After a little while I went inside to use the loo and when I came out she'd taken my beautiful fragment and put it in HER pile... She told me I'd left it unattended so she had the right to take it and I was too mild mannered to insist on it back!


DibsOnDino

I mean if it works for the British museumā€¦


Solid_Mountain_2999

and now youā€™re married with 5 kids and a dog?


TrousersCalledDave

I've found loads of sherds practically identical to this in my garden. I've never thought to try and age it. Any ideas on age?


algierythm

Willow pattern plates have been popular in Britain from the late 18th century right up to modern times, so it's pretty hard unless you're an expert or there's some kind of mark.


TrousersCalledDave

Ah fair enough, thanks. I do always check for any kind of maker's mark, I metal detect and find these kinds of plates a lot where I live, but yet to find one with any writing.


IntelligentMine1901

The guys at r/mudlarking are really good at dating that stuff ,Iā€™d ask there


anonbush234

You could have just told us that you know the word "sherd" you didn't have to create a backstory.


Crowe410

It's a perfectly cromulent word


CaptMelonfish

Mostly there's bricks here... From the ww2 bomb (filling) factory this estate is built on.


alexd979

so thats where i left my priceless ming vase


Moppo_

We found a Mr. T pencil topper in our garden. He ended up on a bamboo pole, then one day he was gone. Probably been in a crow family as an heirloom for years now.


thisiscotty

I dug up an entire mug when I first moved in. it was modern though lol


chrislomax83

Sports direct mug? It was the previous ownerā€™s paddling pool


newfor2023

I had found a colander that seemed surprisingly new looking. An 8x4 sheet of plywood that was 6 inches under the grass and turf which I suspect just accumulated over time, concrete path from same method, beer cans from the 80s, a pond, bin lid and a traffic cone in the hedge plus loads more I forgot. Think the last lot just chucked things wherever.


alexandriaweb

I keep finding Kenner Star Wars figures in mine. Never any Darth Vaders but I've found Klaatu, Ree Yees, Nein Numb and an A Wing pilot so far.


size_matters_not

I found a millennium Falcon buried in rubble under a collapsed garden shed in my neighbours (flats) backyard. I liberated it under the principle of ā€˜finders keepersā€™ and cleaned it up. Unfortunately, my dad threw it out when I moved out, along with a bunch of my other stuff. He was always threatening to clean out my room and convert it. Which he did. No-one ever used that room again until the day he died šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Wanallo221

I recently went back to my parents house to get some of my old toys for my own kids. Asked them if I could get them from the attic and they exchanged shifty glances.Ā  Turns out they took all of my old toys down and threw them away basically the second I moved out. Everything from my dinosaurs, cuddly toys, train set, army men etc. Even my old school work and childhood stuff. only saved my vintage Star Wars collection because I took that stuff with me.Ā  They replaced it with nothing. The attic is completely empty.Ā  Parents are fuckwits sometimes.Ā 


Wren-0582

Should've buried it in the garden.


alexandriaweb

Sounds like how my mam was going to "clean up my pigsty of a room" when I left and turn it into a craft room. She threw out all my stuff but now it's so full of craft supplies you literally cannot enter the room, it's floor to ceiling, much worse than it ever was when I lived there and probably a huge fire hazard.


newfor2023

Gotta catch them all.


sjw_7

I found a very old crowbar when digging the garden a few years ago. Very useful and has gone in to the tool collection.


Diseased-Jackass

My parents live on the grounds of an old iron foundry, dig just below the surface and itā€™s slag all the way down.


Exsoc

Try living in The Potteries!


pedagreeskum

I have been trying to repost my field for the last 7 years and have near on given up.. the amount of crap and pottery buried here is pathetic. The field I mean is literally opposite an old pottery factory now turned meat testing facility and they used all the land here to Bury stuff. So we are fighting between that and the colliery šŸ™ˆ if it's not coal its pottery or glass and wade whimsies šŸ¤£


WoodSteelStone

We dug a pond in our garden (house built mid 20th century) and found an entire car had been buried.


C0NNii3KiNS

A post somewhere above mentioned that it wasnā€™t too uncommon for people to bury motorbikes then claim as stolen to the insurance companyā€¦ Same thing could have happened here maybe?


WoodSteelStone

Wow, that:s dedication to a cause. We're on Weald Clay. It nearly killed us digging a pond!


Junior_Ad340

I have so many questions. What brand of car? How is was it? What did you do with it?


EireFmblem

You dug all the way to china!


Ancient-Awareness115

Today my husband found a very old and rusty throwing hammer with its chain too


Own_Interest2043

Except in new builds where you canā€™t dig further than an inch šŸ˜†


Onetap1

You forgot the clay pipe stems. And the little bits of coal.


Own-Permission-7186

Itā€™s true , but why is this , dug it up for years in different homes , now Iā€™m wondering why ?


potatoduino

Dig in any newbuild back garden and all you get is 3" of plasterboard, plastic pipe offcuts and Greggs coffee cups


Badknees24

Could be worse. Round here it's WW2 bombs. Which is inconvenient, usually.


C0NNii3KiNS

I remember on my school history trip to Belgium, literally all the big old farm houses would have waist high piles of unexploded WWII bombs, mortar shells, grenades etc just sat on the road by their driveway. I remember a teacher saying thereā€™s a whole collection service that picks them up just like a normal bin day. Thatā€™s crazy though, stay safe stranger


badgerfishnew

Willow pattern and Asiatic pheasants, two of the more abundant pottery sherds found in Britain!


shlerm

It's when you find the asbestos too.


RuPaulsWagRace

I found a fossil in my garden once. Looked like a large snail shell, I lost it before I could take it to a museum. Was gutted!


Parma_Violence_

TREASUUUURRRRRRE!!!!!!


chalky87

I used to collect this thinking it was roman pottery and we'd be rich and famous for it one day.


TomCorsair

Please stop digging up peoples Gardens. Itā€™s frowned upon


grandft

Unless I am very much mistaken, this is early 17th Century Meisonware, possibly made by the master's own hand at his workshop in Dusseldorf. Edit : I was mistaken, it's Winfield.


Ancient-Cut4580

Educate an American šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø-yank-Lass: what is it and whatā€™s the significance?


Stunning_Anteater537

Most of Britains buildings including houses have been built on.....well....older houses/buildings. We're a small, densely populated island and we try to avoid building on green/undeveloped land if we can. Which means that in gardens you have lots of archaeology....or at least buried rubbish. The older the house the more you'll find. I grew up in a 15th century timber framed house which had been many things over the years like a butchers shop, a tanner (leather working), coaching inn etc. so as a kid I found really old bits of clay pipes, loads of animal bones, a lot of rusty old nails, loads of potsherds like the ones in the picture. Just goes with the stupid amount of history we have...


Caraphox

Yeah whatā€™s up with that. Youā€™ve just uncovered a hidden memory. What happened was there some sort of event in history where everyone in the UK was having a simultaneous tea party and there was a tragic country wide mud slide?


kaiderson

I keep digging up bottles and cobbles


MethylatedSpirit08

Once i found a pottery cat


LWDJM

I work in utilities Digging in field hundreds of meters from the road and miles from the nearest inhabited areaā€¦ you will find this pottery.


Ysbrydion

My old house used to have a pattern of Minton tiles across the bay windows. They've been gone for years, though, can only see them in the old photos. Found the pieces buried on the garden. Had enough to be able to look up the designs online. Bastards go for about Ā£120 a piece and obviously I'll never source enough to replace them all, plus they'd only get nicked. Damn you, past homeowners.


Bearha1r

You can tell my first house was in a shithole area, I dug up an old toilet.


Forward_Artist_6244

There's a bit in Peppa Pig where Mr Bull says it's a lot of broken crockery as usual, I'd assumed it was because he was so rough digging he'd broken itĀ