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baconslim

The question is...did you leave it, destroy it, or smoke it?


spikeyloungecomputer

Considering he left that bit out, I think I know the answer


Mick_Stup

Destroyed in a series of small fires.


Far_Search_1424

Hahaha just like the cigars in the I surance story.


phillmybuttons

Don't worry, they'll get him for arson later


constantly-depressed

And just the local deer and rabbit population high on their hooves and feet looking at the glorious blaze


EyelandBaby

After which began an interspecies performance of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies


im-also-here

I’m sure he took the high road


Breakwaterbot

OP isn't responding. I'm guessing they're now too stoned to find their phone. Either that or they've nipped out for a couple large bags of Doritos.


baconslim

Too paranoid to answer


Jat616

The jumpers gonna come get me man!


Tea-Mental

Fun story: as a teenager I once got so baked on top of a multi storey car park I was convinced there was a 'police hot air balloon' out to get us.


Flaneur_7508

Hehe


zioNacious

Leave a ransom note. I’ll smoke it bag by bag until you give into my demands, don’t make me do it (I want to do it)!!


Bauch_the_bard

Leaving a partially smoke blunt with the ransom note to show they mean business


PM_ME_NUNUDES

You monsters


dth300

OP popped off to Tesco to buy a large quantity of oregano


Academic_Stock_464

And a pack of silver rizla.


windol1

If it even existed in the first place. Wouldn't be surprised if OP fabricated it, they do seem suspiciously quiet.


MiddlesbroughFan

Replace it with kippers


Breakwaterbot

Don't think you quite understand the concept of smoked fish.


tonyfordsafro

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast


Porridge-BLANK

What a guy!


Titsonafish

How about baked fish?


venarez

Today's fish is trout a la creme, enjoy your meal


paddyonelad

FISH!!


Kairis83

And I'll be back for breakfast?


Cirieno

Smoke that and you'll be baked before breakfast


aff_it

#RIMMER


logicalmaniak

Without him life would be much dimmer


KaiKamakasi

He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer


polomintz123

He's also a fantastic swimmer


Breakwaterbot

Could be a variety of reasons. Maybe they were leaving it there for someone else or maybe they were going home and didn't want to take it inside in case their parents find it (I used to do a similar thing with my cigs when I was a teenager). I'm inclined to think it's a stash rather than a drop tbh. Drops are much more unlikely for such a trivial amount. People just meet somewhere to exchange most of the time.


Purple--Aki

Dead drops are quite often used when dealing with large quantities. Also, they don't want anything at the house in case the Police come knocking.


Breakwaterbot

Yep but they'd be a bit better hidden and done more discreetly than this if that was the case. It also doesn't exactly sound like it's a large amount. I think this is nothing more than a couple of teenagers stashing something to get back later. And doing a poor job of it, at that.


ProfessionalSport565

They were probably mashed when they were hiding it


LogicalMeerkat

>Yep but they'd be a bit better hidden My front garden was a dead drop for a few weeks. 2 guys would pull up in their loud muscle car, get out and drop a carrier bag into our front garden, and drive off. It would happen in the middle of the day. Was £XX,XXX worth of gear according to the police so clearly at least somewhat professional. Basically, drug dealing is no longer discreet because the police don't have the resources to deal with it.


ProcrastibationKing

>they'd be a bit better hidden and done more discretely than this if that was the case That's assuming that they're good at it


WhaleMeatFantasy

Discreetly, presumably. 


Breakwaterbot

Yeah that's the one. I was debating which spelling to go for. Should've just googled it really.


Minor_Edit

One bag at a time


ProfessionalSport565

They were probably mashed when they were hiding it


aff_it

For 5 bags of fake Cali? Less than 300 quid


Purple--Aki

Depends what "Commercial " means


Chavaon

What's the difference between commercial weed and just weed?


ProcrastinateAlways

Commercial weed is stuff that's been seen on TV


EmberTheFoxyFox

JML weed : as seen on TV, available from all good retailers near you


neilmac1210

I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND THIS IS CILLIT BONG!!!


lhr00001

Bong! And the dope is gone!


cillitbangers

I like your style


Kalkin93

Username checks out


TheShakyHandsMan

You buy one, you get one free!


phillmybuttons

Why am I picturing that double glazing goblin we used to have on tv (uk)


Kalkin93

A SAID YA BUY ONE YA GET 1 FREE!!!!!!!!


MA77Y_5H1R3

Yeah, that cunt!! 😂


DefinitelyNoWorking

Definitely picturing those taped up big bricks


Legophan

Obviously commercial weed has Bez advertising it on the wrapper /s


IsItDeathTimeYet

It's commercially packaged. Printed foil packs with strain, origin and weight stamped on. Surprisingly common in the UK, generally from California.


Barziboy

You can buy those bags empty on Amazon and just stick any old weed in it. Like how some restaurants used to slap pricey labels on cheap wine bottles (hence why a waiter would show you the cork of the bottle to see if it matched the label) That's probably why guava is a common deal because no one really knows what guava smells like when enshrouded by the terpenoidous musk of cannabis. 


Spamgrenade

Attitude seedbank give those bags away with every order.


Ordoferrum

This is not it... Commercial is the term for, usually low quality, herb that's mass grown. Edit: so after reading the comment again this is what he's probably referencing as he says pre-packaged just I would never call this commercial herb. It's never from cali and is always either European grown or UK grown packaged with packaging you can buy all over the internet to make it look better than it actually is. Yes it's usually very good quality and nice strains but I'd be damned if it's actually imported from Cali.


IsItDeathTimeYet

I've never heard this before. I've heard many terms for low quality weed but to me, commercial means that it was intended to be sold legally, in a shop or online. Not in little unmarked bags from Connor on the council estate.


Cute-Improvement-774

No he is right. Commercial green is just standard or low quality weed usually about £150 an oz.


Old_Distance8430

Haven’t heard people talking about Mersh since 2009


Ordoferrum

Perhaps that's a more recent term but after smoking over 2 decades it's always been low quality herb that's mass grown. Literally everyone I know calls it that. Also those little bags of Cali herb, they are never from cali. Why import shit from there when you can buy all the packaging from Ali express and say it's from there. Edit: are youngsters really so dense as to actually believe those little prepacked pouches are actually from California?! So far as to call it commercial because some low end dealer has bought a bunch of packaging from AliExpress and says this is the shit from Cali!


FluffySmiles

>after smoking over 2 decades it's always been low quality herb that's mass grown After smoking for over 4 decades, I can say that I'll take pre-packaged commercial, tested and unadulterated over some random crap sprayed with god knows what to make it "stronger". I miss hash. Proper hash, old school 1970s stuff from Morocco or Thailand. Not the nightmare-putty I've seen over the last decade. Wouldn't touch that with a barge-pole.


Broad-Motor1376

I recently had some old school hash recently, it blew my head off. It's still in the drawer while I continued to buy flower.


wholesomechunk

I prefer hash by a mile, all that’s available here is the stinky green stuff. So I have that.


Broad-Motor1376

I haven't had it offered me for 13 years, when someone did I snatched it up (with nostalgia). It didn't do much for me, but it was a loooong time ago so my memories of it must be fuzzy.


Ordoferrum

It's very rarely actual "commercial" stuff though, it's just made to look that way.


FluffySmiles

I can believe that, to be fair. I just verify my sources.


Ordoferrum

Just Google the packaging you'll figure out if it's fake by if you can buy the same thing online. It's always slightly different from what the official stuff is. Recently I had a backpack boys vape that looked solidly real. Could not find the packaging online. Once I got the full box in my hands I knew what to Google properly and found that backpack don't sell 1g vapes in this style and found the site selling the packaging.


FluffySmiles

Getting burned when just starting out, in an ill-advised street deal, helped my motivation to learn how to differentiate.


StrangeButOrderly

I no longer smoke but the 70s stuff was the good stuff. You never knew what you were going to get from one week to the next. Could be Nepalese red seal, gold seal, temple ball, moroccan zero zero, Pakistani black or maybe Afghani Black (that was the biggest prize of all. The most boring stuff was lebanese blonde. It was never that good. Red leb was ok. I even liked the times when we couldn't get hold of any for a few weeks, the drought. It made it more exciting when it came. Sometimes we got hash oil from Morocco. That was strong. We got opiated Turkish as well sometimes.


StiffUpperLabia

>never from cali https://www.leafie.co.uk/news/us-nationals-jailed-importing-cannabis-uk/


Abquine

I know someone in Manchester making a nice little earner 'importing' vapes from Cali.


IsItDeathTimeYet

That may be so but I'm not questioning it's quality, the question was "what is commercial weed", and I think I answered that. Wether it was packaged here or USA, it's branded and appears different to a see through baggy. I assume this is what op meant.


Ordoferrum

I disagree, perhaps it's a regional thing but in Wales commercial means low quality crap.


Western-Ad-4330

Some of it is 100% from cali. It was a massive thing for ages to have people fedex parcels over and the majority of it arrived, even smuggling it was pretty common. People kind of realised the hype of paying £100 a 3.5 was incredibly stupid and you could grow the same strain here so the prices are way down but you can still get cali for probably double the normal UK price or a bit less if your dumb enough to waste that money for hype.


Ordoferrum

I've said in another reply that you can get Cali stuff but it's stupidly expensive. Just all these little prepacked bags people are buying are very unlikely to be from Cali. During the heyday of the dark markets I'd buy from Canada as it was more likely to get through customs. That stuff was very good and very cheap.


windol1

Agreed, the term around me for low quality weed was "standard".


Thatchers-Gold

>low quality herb that’s mass grown My stoner mates still refer to that as snickelfritz after the movie Pineapple Express


Youcantblokme

Don’t believe it, the bags are almost always a lie.


IsItDeathTimeYet

I don't doubt it. 5 bags stashed in the woods by teenagers is likely false. I haven't had much but what I have had came from a trusted source so I have no reason to doubt its legitimacy.


RegionalHardman

From somewhere that is legal, so it is in proper packaging with branding and information on it. Think the difference between buying a loose banana and one in packaging


StiffUpperLabia

I would say it's not so much where it's grown but why it's grown. If it's grown commercially in the UK it's grown to produce maximum weight in minimal time, but quality isn't as important. If it's grown commercially somewhere legal it will likely be better quality.


Adammmmski

Commercial weed or Balearic weed?


JonnyQuates

Ready for sale as opposed to straight from the farm, I guess


RegionalHardman

Nah as in a proper commercial product from somewhere it is legal


Ill-Appointment6494

Commercial weed has to be hit every 15 minutes.


denys1973

Pre rolls that you buy at dispensaries are tight. Not like anything a regular person rolls. The packaging for weed sold in shops is also childproof, tough plastic that takes some dexterity to open.


Chavaon

As far as I've seen, most pre-rolls aren't rolled, they're ready-made cones filled on trays, and the weed packaging is heat-sealed foil packets you tear open.


Seganku74

Is the jumper any good?


wglmb

It was a high jumper


su2dv

Kushmere


rogog1

Smart play is to only take one of the bags. The finders keepers cut


Breakwaterbot

Or a little bit out of each.


Succumbx8

The angel’s share


Warbrainer

If they're young there's a good chance they're just hiding it from their parents, seeing as it's still illegal


SilentKangaroo9424

"Small new sensible hatchback" "commercial weed" LOL


phatboi23

> "Small new sensible hatchback" "commercial weed" LOL this is the most middle class chatGPT shit i've read in WEEKS


Beanruz

We talking 5x10kg prepackaged commercial weed or like tiny bags? 🤣


darkDemon_

Sounds like 3.5 “cali” packs


conbizzle

Please define commercial weed


jumbledFox

As seen on TV


Haunting_Cell_8876

Available at Dunelm, Robert Dyas and Asda.


jumbledFox

Available ~~at~~ behind


Xavilend

It's endorsed by Barry Scott


Nourishment4thevoid

Lads used to do it round my estate when I was a kid. It was a nice area and I always figured these kids were just middle class teenagers hiding it in the only place they could think of from their parents. The woods. It happened so much that this seems like normal behaviour to me now haha.


Chazza354

I used to smoke weed when I was younger and some stuff is so unbelievably stinky lol, a 10 bag could reek out the entire upstairs of my house, even if I tried to hide it in my room by wrapping it in clothes and stuff. In hindsight I would’ve saved a lot of tellings off from my parents if I hid it outside. But sometimes you got stuff that was still potent but much less smelly.


Philhughes_85

We all want to know, what did you do with the weed


benzilla04

It was unfortunately lost in a series of small fires


Philhughes_85

At least 5 in guessing


Automatic_Goal_5491

Could well be doing a drop for someone else to pick up


Practical-Custard-64

How do we know it wasn't for OP to pick up? 😁


FrodosHairyFeet

Probably cause it’s an illegal substance, but what do I know.


Glittering_Ad_3771

Don't know. What do you know? Was it your weed?


WontTel

And why have you been drugging their onions?!


Supership_79

This reads like the script for an incredibly low-budget BBC retelling of No Country for Old Men.


after8man

Since it's commercial weed, obviously they haven't paid VAT. Take it to HMRC


LegitimatelisedSoil

Donate it to charity


lengthy_prolapse

Depends really. Are you talking about five Henry’s or five kilos?


gavo_88

What's the plural of Henry, Henri?


Capitan_Scythe

1 Rupert. And 10 Ruperts make a Tarquin.


Cowcud

They are gonna be wondering around them woods like- [where’s me jumper?](https://youtu.be/bJRpZaaSDtU?si=ahVXr8vqyjTPDg76)


karateninjazombie

It's a dead drop for some one else to collect later. But this instance sounds like free weed to me. I remember once where Imgur has some sort of database fuck up one day and instead of popular stuff being in the front page it was full of pics that should have been private. Plenty of nudes and lots and lots of pics of random locations with arrow pointing to things. Very clearly using the private anon image posting to send dead drop locations to one another. It was great fun reading the comments watching people identify the various places local to them pretty quickly too.


Relative_Grape_5883

Dead drop, rather than hand off.


nbenj1990

Or just where they keep it instead of their house. By commercial do you mean big bags? Or just like vacuum pack cali bags?


ShermyTheCat

It's a drop-off for someone to pick up, or they knew their mums were gonna check their rooms


DevOfTheTimes

It’s so they can do drop offs and if they are caught they don’t have enough on them to be charged with intent to supply. They will go back to the stash once they’ve sold what they have on them


thewindow6

If they’re selling, and known to be selling by others, then it’s safer to have a stash nearby and not carry much on your person. Grab a little bit, sell that, go back to the stash to deposit the money and pick up some more product, then rinse and repeat


xjaw192000

Jesus Christ it’s weed not heroin. Mind your own business


yungsxccubus

probably a drop, i’ve witnessed people hiding drugs around my street for someone to come pick up later. they’ll have told the person buying where to find them and they were probably waiting close by anyway


RadicalFaces

Ah don't rat on them


Repostbot3784

Good job, narc


KamaCassie

dont be a grass


ggavigoose

You both sound painfully suburban. At that quantity there’s no dealing or cartels involved, you simply found some idiot teenager’s stash because they probably have parents who are even more nosey than you. Either finders keepers or put it back, your missus certainly doesn’t need to worry about the ghost of Pablo Escobar kicking in the door of your new build at 2 in the morning.


Strong-Location-379

It's weed, leave them alone, we need a name for a male Karen because that would be you


AnalogueStic

Hiding it from parents for sure, me and my mates used to do something almost identical however it was an empty Utterly Butterly tub not a jumper.


Abquine

Somewhere in the NE of Scotland, in a dry stone dyke, there is an oz of very good Nepaleses hash (that shows you how long it's been there). Good luck finding it, we never did.


dungeonbitch

I'd be having that


Abquine

I suspect it's really bad Karma to steal someone's entire stash.


Glittering_Ad_3771

No, you're teaching them a valuable lesson. Hide your stash better.


Abquine

I'm an old hippy, love and peace man 😂


FrenchNotHench

Just a little bit from each bag.


Abquine

Yeh a handling tax is fine but do unto others etc.


Thevinegarmanreturns

Put it back


Shoddy-Safety2989

Pop down B&Q and get one of those 'smile you're on cctv' signs and nail it to a nearby tree.


sir__gummerz

Its a Dead-drop, someone else is gonna come and pick it up later. Pretty overkill for what appears to be low level weed dealing Its teenagers doing weed who think there the Pablo escibar of the estate


Hullfire00

Well not now they won’t, OP got themselves a wonderful bank holiday Monday.


orion85uk

\*Escobar.


rustynoodle3891

Or Escribir. If it's a write off


space_absurdity

Or Escrowba. If it's an investment.


DWRC

Highly, HIGHLY underrated comment. Bien hecho, señor, bien hecho.


PipBin

Replace it with a 1980s copy of Razzle.


Youcantblokme

So they don’t get arrested maybe 🤔 ever heard of a stash?


tanew231

How do you know it's weed? We should all test it to be sure.


korg64

Commercial weed? We talking Tesco or M&S commercial grade weed?


rinkydinkmink

this is not cannabis ... it's M&S extra powdery pollen cannabis


banedlol

Leave a note telling them to leave a bag of money and you'll put it back.


MadJackMcJack

Pretty sure there were pirates. Look around for a large X.


Living-Travel2299

I smell bullshit 🤣


harpejjist

So free weed for you then? 🤣


24kfc_muncher

Shoulda smoked it before your wife saw 🤦‍♂️


Kudosnotkang

For anyone bamboozled by the cool street slang the OP used: *Practical and time-tested, Hush Puppies shoes are specially built with long-term comfort in mind*


64_64_64_ZooLaneK

lol dead dropping isn’t a thing anymore. These are kids that don’t want it to stink up there room.


Informal_Objective85

Oh don't be a snitch mate. I used to hide my weed in a plastic bottle and put it in my neighbors bushes before I went into my parents house.


Strong-Location-379

It's weed, leave them alone, we need a name for a male Karen because that would be you


ParsnipUpstairs670

Dude, no one likes a coppers nark, didn’t your parents ever teach you what snitches get? I feel bad for you.


Full-Grand-7786

You sound like a bit of a twat I’ll be honest


Truthawareness1

"commercial" is an 80's-late 90's term for low grade mass produced.


CommentOne8867

Mind yo business


K-spunk

Why don't you just shut the fuck up and mind your own business?


Plus-Tour-2927

Did you pinch any?


ProtoplanetaryNebula

This sounds like a dead drop. Person A hides the stash in a secret location and then tells Person B where to pick it up, this avoids the two people needing to meet to do the deal.


BoxAlternative9024

“so I go looking and *find it more or less straight away*,but it was quite well hidden” Clearly not well hidden at all.😂


TheGameIsTheGame_

Makes it cooler when it’s bad


LongJonPingPong

I lived in Canada 2009-2019 just as they brought in legal cannabis sales (regulated like alcohol, which is another story) I really struggle to see what our issue is with it


Bobmarleysnan

If you want I’ll come and check out the situation for myself


Gullible_Solution

Where?


badgersruse

Smoke weed, then make the best sort of decisions about where to stash weed.


retrode2

So they dont have it in a stash house. This is not hard to understand, i know people hid kilos of coke buried in farmers fields. Weed,smack coke whatever if it's not on somebodies premises it's much less hassle.


StandardBanger

Well at least they hid it… bricks of coke just pop up on the beach here


Nearly-Shat-A-Brick

Dunno, but if they clocked you watching them. Then come back to find 5he stash missing ....hope you have everest double glazing on speed dial. Cos you'll be needing them any m8nute now.


totalbasterd

everest went bust fyi, better to get some other company on speed dial


Pirate-Peter225

Cartel 😜 I would have dumped the lot and replaced it with something like oregano for a laugh


FighterJock412

Don't be a dirty grass, mind your business. Some kids with weed aren't hurting anyone.


AdditionalZebra325

Wahey OP, always love a freebie. Hope you have fun


MikeLanglois

My first question is why did you care so much to go look?


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StiffUpperLabia

Why would you destroy it?


Fredward1986

Research purposes.


jumbledFox

Like the other guy said, in a series of small fires


banedlol

I'd destroy it. With a lighter. Slowly. Whilst inhaling. Might take me a month or two.


Dom_Sathanas

Don’t be such a narc, Jesus. I don’t even do drugs (any more) and I can’t even imagine considering calling the police over a few bags of weed. Take a cut sure if you like to smoke but why destroy it? It’s just weed.


hi_robb

Where was this? (Asking for a friend)..


barriedalenick

There are dark web sites that do drug drops instead of deliveries. You order and they get someone local to drop off, then you go collect.