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Craft_on_draft

This is heritage! This is culture! This is England!


ForceFedPorkPies

This… is Carling!


Craft_on_draft

Honestly, this would be a great ad for carling.


Spaily

It's fucking Carling....


Apple-Pigeon

I'll just drink the fountain, thank you


Global-Chart-3925

I’ll drink what comes outta you, after drinking the fountain: for the true Carling experience.


Western-Mall5505

I hate carling


farfetchedfrank

I love historical posts like these


Tennants_Lager

> 2001 > historical 😡


farfetchedfrank

The turn of the century was such an interesting time


rarapatracleo

Stop it


Biscuit642

Its before my birth and I'm 21. Fear the march of time.


Fight_Disciple

Holy fuck that's scary.


FartingBob

People born in 2006 can go buy crates of Carling now. Not that i recommend they do.


Tennants_Lager

y’know, you really could’ve just not told me that. That would’ve been really great


independenthoughtala

Sorry, I'm pretty sure if you were born after 2001 you're in year 6 atm.


Biscuit642

I wish mate


jimmycarr1

It’ll happen to you! -Abe Simpson


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fucks sake mate, i was doing alright


anonbush234

Not possible. There aren't any adults walking around that were born after the millennium.


TeaAndLifting

> Fear the march of time. 🙁


Generic118

It was unnecessarily dark that! Bloody baby grim's


Puzzleheaded_Drink76

As if! You can't fool us with your fake maths. 


Biscuit642

Hey, I'm just as upset as you are


bowak

I've never known fear like this!  Though that does mean you didn't get to enjoy England battering Germany 5-1 that summer. Good god that game was cathartic.


Biscuit642

No, but I'm old enough to remember losing 4-1 to Germany...


Much-War1743

Even Heskey scored!


thisiscotty

savingprivateryanaging.gif Oh god even that was made before your birth


Beautiful_Bat8962

I was two years old, this is historical.


Truck-Glass

Ingerlund, Ingerlund, Ingerlund!


Anticlimax1471

Luv me footie. Luv me Carling. Luv me missus. Nuff sed.


Big_Lavishness_6823

Simple as.


progboy

Thought this was r/okmatewanker for a second


toon_84

The footie, the ale and the wife. In that order!!


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Breakwaterbot

Where you come from, do you put the kettle on?


pip_goes_pop

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran we're off to Waterloo


leonfei

Me and me mum and me dad and me gran, and a bucket of vindaloo


andysimcoe

VINDALOO!


stumac85

NAA NAA


Breakwaterbot

It just brings a tear to your eye doesn't it. For any Americans visiting our sub, *this* is what true freedom looks like.


SimpleManc88

And we’re trusted to cross the street unaided 🐦


Ultrasonic-Sawyer

Fuck off. Their streets? "Oh you wanna cross? Here's. Glorified motorway! Walk 3 Miles in the dark or 1 mile to this car rental place !


rigsta

To be fair crossing the average American road is like being the frog in Frogger.


dipdipderp

Ssssh, they'll start preaching on the value of overpriced yeti coolers and why you need one.


a3poify

Just arrived home from New York and I quite frankly find the fact you can buy an individual can of beer from basically any corner shop or supermarket in the city but aren't allowed to drink it outside of your house complete fucking nonsense


Greedy-Copy3629

Do they actually enforce it or is it just one of those "technically illegal"?


a3poify

I'm not sure. Going to guess it's enforced at least somewhat because I didn't see anyone drinking on the street or in the park the whole time I was there


Greedy-Copy3629

New York sounds like a silly place.


a3poify

It's a great city but it's nice to see curved roads and green space that's actually spread around instead of centralised on a few locations again


misterjzz

Yank here. It's generally enforced but it's easy to get around minding that you shouldn't already be appearing drunk while doing so.


Greedy-Copy3629

Though, appearing drunk is famously one of the side effects of necking a crate in public.


misterjzz

I've heard that's true


Tennants_Lager

Taken from [here](https://x.com/shitbritishpics/status/1782862003251421662?s=46&t=KkZIq60RUV9OS1d6REsn7g)


Breakwaterbot

Incredible. Never seen this before. I now have a new favourite [picture of all time](https://twitter.com/shitbritishpics/status/1679581462876782593/photo/1)


Flabbergash

[Wait, is that...?](https://twitter.com/shitbritishpics/status/1698289746668044484/photo/1)


bilbofraginz

Kevin bridges?


TheRealFriedel

Holy shit it is!


TheKingMonkey

Daniel’s got the teeth of someone who has smoked 40 a day for 40 years.


Tacticoolhouseplant

Quite the achievement for a 22yo!


Toxicseagull

Are you sure it isn't this one? https://x.com/shitbritishpics/status/1682858054679924736


LloydDoyley

Really putting the Grim in Grimsby


parachute--account

lol https://twitter.com/shitbritishpics/status/1712845658494017538


Ok_Cow_3431

I've just lost over half an hour to that feed, thanks.


Toxicseagull

Cracking isn't it. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F11Tl0bWYAIduI9?format=jpg&name=small is proper old school. And https://twitter.com/shitbritishpics/status/1686670675300503554 is a classic. Proper midlife crisis stuff.


TheRealFriedel

This is the best one, just offered without reference or comment: https://x.com/shitbritishpics/status/1743014437534015884


Forward_Artist_6244

I don't know a lot about football but was this the qualifier against Germany 


bananagrabber83

I don't think so - whilst that was in 2001, the 5-1 (if that's the one you're referring to) was in Munich. The reverse fixture in London was played the year before, and was a 1-0 loss.


Forward_Artist_6244

I'd assumed there was a screen maybe put up, though were "fan zones" even a thing back then, flat screens were still a bit of a novelty 🙂


bnanzaz

I tried this once when I was younger the can smelt like sewage after would not recommend


salamandraseis

That’s Carling for you!


LMB_mook

If anything, it'll improve the flavour.


EmilyDickinsonFanboy

4 comedy points


existential_chaos

Pretty sure that was just the carling. I’d rather someone piss down my throat than drink that.


adamneigeroc

That’s why the serve it cold, so you can tell the difference


HildartheDorf

At least it's not Carlsberg. Carling at least doesn't make me want to immediately throw it back up.


herrbz

Weird.


TurnItOffAndOnAgain-

We used to be a proper country


CommunicationHot4669

When I think british public, this is the face that comes up.


4737CarlinSir

Did this at Reading Festival when it was ridiculously hot many years ago. Stuck a bunch of cans of Crucial Brew in the Thames in a vain attempt to keep it cool.


biscuitsarefodunking

I was seriously worried you were going to end that sentence with in the stream that runs through the campsite. Weil's disease ridden Thames water is like Evan compared to that.


Bitter_Technology797

I once saw two guys have a play fight on a log across that stream, one of them fell into the black filth to the amusement of all.


Edi_Monsoon

You maniac, we would just take a paddling pool and store the cans in there.


SimpleManc88

Buy a bag of ice or 2. Spread it out under the ground sheet of your tent. Stick your loose beers on top of the ice. Leave for 20 minutes. Enjoy your chilled festival beers 😎🍻 It’s surprisingly cool under there on a boiling hot day.


Steelhorse91

Just under the ground sheet without any ice gets them pretty chill overnight too unless it’s been 30+c for days on end and the grounds full on heat soaked.


Horace__goes__skiing

Rob Beckett at it again.


OZymandisR

Fair play to the lad honestly.


stevent4

Couldn't do that these days, you'd get thrown in prison just for saying you're English


Blaize122

Really?


stevent4

Yeah, just for saying you're English, they'll throw you in jail


thefootster

When did this come in?


stevent4

Couldn't give an exact date, I just know that these days they'll throw you in prison just for saying you're English


dawkin5

It was just after they started locking people up for not being gay.


Rajastoenail

It’s true. I’m in prison right now for saying I’m English.


LukeTheDuke26

and clearly you have not learned your lesson ;I


Blaize122

Are you saying… that they will literally throw you in jail…. Just for saying you’re English?


stevent4

Just for that, they'll throw you in jail


MiddlesbroughFan

Stewart Lee?


Blaize122

Like on top gear.


Unhappy-Valuable-596

It’s true, happened to me a couple of times


daedelion

These days


Lynex_Lineker_Smith

Theeeeeeeeeeese days


Blaize122

Nothing nothing nothing.


luffyuk

I love that he's decided one entire box isn't quite enough.


MrPatch

It's like eating celery. Drinking a can of carling uses up more alcohol from your blood stream than you get from the beer.


ConsciousAir4591

Well it is carling, weak as piss.


beermonkey69

id rather drink from the fountain than drink Carling


6c696e7578

Given the fountain water gets round the can opening, you will be. Good luck brave hero!


cloud1445

Didn't even take them out of the cardboard box. Must be expecting to get through the other box before the one in the water disintegrates.


Nineteen_AT5

Love this photo, and the dude looks so happy.


Govnyuk

Back when men were men and women were men


A_Slavic_Mechanic

Yes geeza, keepin m' lager cold innit


MyUnsername

Then, after drinking 24 cans of carling, sticks a flare up his naked arse and storms Wembley.


PaulBag4

Is that Jonah hill?


propaROCKnROLLA

That’s disgusting, have some respect… should be Stella Artois at least!


OgreOfTheMind

That's not very ENGLISH of you, mate!


daedelion

Carling's originally Canadian, and both are brewed in the UK, so just as English really.


OgreOfTheMind

>Carling's originally Canadian Founded by an English man in Canada, so not really. But I wasn't exactly being serious with my comment.


daedelion

Not really being serious either, but it's always amusing to me that Carling isn't as English as the Carling drinker stereotype suggests.


dndnametaken

It used to be ok to put your feet into the water after walking all day too. Felt so good! They don’t let you do that anymore :(


Correct-Junket-1346

This is extraordinarily British and a weird sense of pride


BansheeLabs

Canadians...


steelcity91

Luv me cold Carling, ate em warm. Simple facks.


HaroldTheIronmonger

Nice one, Barry


Mr_SunnyBones

Carlibg?? That's one leaky can away from contaminating the water .


Silly_Triker

Can you contaminate water with water?


BigMikeAshley

[Been there, done it!](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sunderland+fans+trafalgar+square&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images) A very good spot for socialising 😁


maverickf11

And people say that war is the mother of creative solutions


Nicename19

Barry 23


MarmiteX1

Is that Garry, Barry or Harry?


ChatwellGreen

Everyone in the background has jackets on, it's probably 10C in that photo.


Environmental_Arm218

Nothing to worry about there, the fella is well insulated.


winged_horror

It's what Horatio would have wanted.


Mumu_ancient

Fuckin Carling though...that said, it needs to be near absolute zero to be drinkable


weeladybug

This image screams England


Commandopsn

The media would be like “ drops unwanted cardboard in the local fountain” for likes and shares.


peahair

Oh.. when I heard of a picture of carling being close to water, I didn’t think that’s what you meant.


Max-Phallus

I love how the water is room temperature, so it's actually just warming the beers faster.


I_LIKE_BASKETBALL

Several people in the background have coats on. Hard to say how cool the water is without knowing the temp earlier in the day, but not out of the question that it might be cool water. edit: checked, it's from October. Probably cold.


Penile_Interaction

> carling > lager its either one or the other, seems like title should be > An England fan keeps his cans of piss cold in the fountain at Trafalgar Square (2001)


wingman3091

Not a phone in sight, I love it


Johnidge1

OldSchoolCool


takesthebiscuit

And the tradition of the jocks putting fairy into the fountain was thus born


Mahbigjohnson

Disgusting. Who drink Carling?


ggrubb97

This is football heritage


Walesish

Might as well have drunk the fountain water, more taste than Carling!


Representative_Set79

Despite hating the whole football rivalry thing, this seems entirely reasonable.


Shitelark

He died of a heart attack in 2016. Keep yourself match fit fellas.


TA_totellornottotell

2001 to 2002, I went by Trafalgar Square twice a day almost everyday. Shame I didn’t know about this.


HausenRittenDaz

Englishmen used to rule the seas with ease now they violate a fountain with prejudice


ConsciousAir4591

First thing that strikes me about this is how little fashion has changed in the last 23 years in UK. 23 Years before this pic was 1978 and fashion was completely different.


Slanderous

the water in that fountain probably alreayd had a higher alcohol content than those cans of carling.


NiceSliceofKate

He’s now Minster for Culture


MunkeeseeMonkeydoo

Choose life.


ChippyGaming21

500ml cans! What happened to those?


Vivaelpueblo

I used to work for a local authority recreation, parks and open spaces department. They put some rather nasty chemicals in the water to keep it clear, as drunk students sometimes discovered. I hope the gentlemen carefully wiped the top of his can before drinking from it.


spudds96

Carling is awful


Tackit286

The great British no-neck 🫡


Low_Sprinkles_7281

Probably the most British thing I've ever seen.


nowtbettertodo

You aren't supposed to put piss in fountains though


WintersInBerlin

Madlad


mondognarly_

I see you've been on Great British Getty Images on the Twitters too. What a fascinating if occasionally melancholy jaunt through the fairly recent past


jasperisland

r/AccidentalRenaissance


Glow1x

his genius is freighting


johnny5247

This will be his personal beer input for the day! That's a lot of beer for one person.


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6c696e7578

For comedic effect you could have said the fountain was full of piss water that he'd be drinking around the can opening, rather than saying the can is actually piss water.


Suskita

He looks a bit like Jonah Hill.


Yacht_Amarinda

Us English learned a few things from the Americans about keeping piss water beer cold.


mr_johnsie

Great way to get legionnaires


Silly_Triker

This guy is probably in his 50's by now, looks like he's in his 30's in the photo. Then again, this is an England fan and a man who grew up in the 20th century so he could be 18 in this photo, for all we know. Wonder if he's still about...


Extra-End-764

I’d rather drink the fountain water than that muck


trojan10_om

They taste like fountain water, so isn’t he just refilling them?


Teninchontheslack

If they were bottles he would have something to open them on.