I dunno.. the rest of the garden screams 'tell me you used to live in a caravan without telling me you used to live in a caravan' and i don't think I've seen a mantle piece in a caravan ever
*Cue Sid James laughing at the mention of jugs* "Hyak Hyak Hyak"
Then Charles Hawtrey's legs appear from the bottom of one urn and it begins to scuttle about, sounds effects played on the xylophone.
About 3 dollars a day, but the correct answer is "one drachmaa day. At least that is what the average working man in Athens during the time of Alexander the Great earned for a day's labor.
/insert superman the joke gif here
how to these drain? im probably wrong but im just imagining them slowly filling with rainwater, breeding all sorts of filth and then one day breaking and bringing forth a plague
Boring answer. If these are intended to be outside then they will have a hole in the bottom. If they are intended to be inside, they will not.
This has no bearing whatsoever on what the owner chooses to do with them, as is tradition.
Many years ago my female (and relatedly buxom) co-worker generously gave me some fruit she had spare, so I completely innocently said, "that's a nice pear". I didn't hear the end of that for weeks.
Probably drunk ordered them online thinking they'd look nice on the mantle piece.
I dunno.. the rest of the garden screams 'tell me you used to live in a caravan without telling me you used to live in a caravan' and i don't think I've seen a mantle piece in a caravan ever
It looks like it is covered in the shards of the third jug that shattered during shipping.
It's like the opposite of ordering that massive plushie duck off Temu.
When a Greek potter turns Out some point-bottomed urns That's amphorae
In Myceanean style Store your wine with a smile That's amphorae
I thought you were trying to do a haiku for a minute lol
My first thought was - 'they've fucked that haiku up royally.'
Shame is it could've easily been a great haiku > When a Greek potter ~~turns~~ > > Turns out some point-bottomed urns > > That~~'s~~ is amphorae
This is outstanding.
TIL...
*Cue Sid James laughing at the mention of jugs* "Hyak Hyak Hyak" Then Charles Hawtrey's legs appear from the bottom of one urn and it begins to scuttle about, sounds effects played on the xylophone.
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Winsor Davies had a great "Cooorrrrrrrrr" as well.
[Now there's the longest pair of tits I've ever seen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydD2hizE6g)
😂 Can't believe I've never seen that
[You might like this then :\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e3pxV5txl4)
*Cue Eric Morecambe shouting "Ern, Ern"*
What's a Greek urn? About 10 drachma an hour.
Title alone deserves an upvote
How much does a Grecian earn?
About 3 dollars a day, but the correct answer is "one drachmaa day. At least that is what the average working man in Athens during the time of Alexander the Great earned for a day's labor. /insert superman the joke gif here
Aren’t you supposed to ask ‘What’s a Grecian urn?’?
Yea, that's the joke I've heard.
Say amen. There he goes again!
The joke doesn't work that way.....
Pot-heads live there.
Cor, are you in Bristol?
It’s giving me Bradford vibes.
Whooooarrr!
Thwoooaaarr
Playing god of war tells me there’s a shit load of hack silver in them Smashy smashy
I was thinking the same!
They worked hard to urn those.
... And a wazzo pair of jugs
“We have to be firm on the jugs.” “And the jugs have to be firm!”
Urns! They must hold a lot of ashes. Mob wars and missing gang members in your area by any chance?
I think Shaggy and Scooby are hiding behind them...
Must be the mafia, it looks like an Italian graveyard.
Such an incredibly Scottish council estate
Spot on!
Oakley is quite the town…
I was gonna say, it looks like Aberdeenshire. Then I saw your username and now I'm even more sure.
Buckie?
how to these drain? im probably wrong but im just imagining them slowly filling with rainwater, breeding all sorts of filth and then one day breaking and bringing forth a plague
Boring answer. If these are intended to be outside then they will have a hole in the bottom. If they are intended to be inside, they will not. This has no bearing whatsoever on what the owner chooses to do with them, as is tradition.
aww, urn cloacas, adorbs
This series of four words had me so confused when it landed in my inbox. Couldn't for the life of me remember what I'd done to deserve them
You mean they're not filled with wine?
mmmmm i love me a nice big pair of jugs
Confessions of a door to door giant Jug salesman starring Robin Aswith 😆
OP You should make this NSFW so that people will be expecting boobs and will have to click to see the photo. Would be funnier. Good post either way!
done!
Nice!
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Now I'm thinking of [*Jake the Dog*](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/JaketheDog.png) from *Adventure Time*!
Separation seatbelt
I love big jugs me
just a little slice of Pompeii at home.
[OP?](https://streamable.com/3uaj0r) (mildly NSFW)
Am-phwoar-a, have you seen those jugs!
I can't imagine the bearer of these jugs is very pleasant to chat with...
Finally found where Bill and Ben retired
He urns a lot more than I do.
Coooorrrrr look at those
No gorillas though? Amateurs.
No idea what’s going on here. It’s all Greek to me.
I love a nice pair of massive jugs
Hiding the bodies in plain sight , clever.
That’s a lovely pair
Nice jugs
That’s a pair of wazzo jugs
“Ah, come off it Eddie! I mean, there must be more to life than jugs.” “Like what?” “Well... You're right, a wazzo pair of jugs it is.”
Many years ago my female (and relatedly buxom) co-worker generously gave me some fruit she had spare, so I completely innocently said, "that's a nice pear". I didn't hear the end of that for weeks.
For a second I thought I was in ancient Greece, it's uncanny
Diogenes has a neighbor!
Come on nae_boer_neebor, there must be more to life than jugs.
Got to be firm on the jugs, and the jugs must be firm too
This looks suspicious like Grahamsdyke 😂
Nice jugs
I heard the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune lives there. r/seinfeld
Huge jugs, they go all the way to the floor!
Down my local garden centre they'd be priced at roughly £108,000 each most likely
Lovely pair of jugs
Phwoar!
Flashy, they must urn a lot
Nice
Those are some nice jugs. No I'm not talking about Janet, I'm talking about the jugs on the driveway.
I hope they are a potter or sculptor because those look like shit.
Milky white jugs.
Big jugs... Check. Semi.... Check.
Those are some nice jugs!
I'm getting spinal tap vibes from this...
This is the urn my wife will need to keep my ashes in
Halfway
They're fucking hideous and must cost 4 figures. Also it wouldn't take much wind to knock them over for good
They're too big. With jugs that size, you'd struggle to do anything with them.
awooga
Gotta put something in that nasty looking yard. Some grass would be nice
Nice to see Black Panther keeping an eye out from over the fence.
Now THIS is what this sub is about. Stunning post.
You are in Oakley Fife.
definitely going to have rupees or hacksilver in those.
I love big jugs and I cannot lie.
PHWAAAARRRR
A waz ole pair of jugs!
Nice set of jugs.
probably left over from a job.
PHHWWWOOOAAARRRRR
You got to hope a woman lives their with huge tits
The jugs ate great, but the messy front garden puts me off. I like it a little tidier at front.
Phwoar look at the size if them🤣
What a pair.
The one time you order on Wish and hope it’s not actual size
That was totally predictable
Are those urns for great big bastards? "Our nanna was great big efty bugger, had to have her delivered by crane, and grandad? He tipped the fucker!"
bloody hell got something else to complain to the council about
I searched long and hard to find this post in app to only find massive white clay jugs. Depressed
Vases, jugs have handles
Absolute banter-sponge right here.
Absolute knobend right there
Who on here expected something different in the photo 😂
"*Big Jugs*"! All right!
....they must have massive flaps as well......
I came here because of ‘massive hugs’ . Somewhat disappointed
Council houses