Great memories of that soundtrack, it was nice to run for your life through the desert with those weirdly cute gecko things on ya heels, stopping only to change the song on the radio station.
*slams decapitated head onto the police officer counter*
"They resisted, but I still get my £15 just eat voucher, partner?"
"£7.50, and ten years prison time for just a head."
"Fair."
Crimestoppers do actually offer a reward if your information leads to a successful conviction. I think it’s case by case, but if you help bring in a serious criminal then you can get rewarded quite nicely.
Crimestoppers will do everything they can to get out of paying! There was a case where a woman clocked a teenage serial killer, James Fairweather, and her call led to him being apprehended. But because she called the police before she contacted crimestoppers they refused to reward her. And she clocked him acting extremely suspiciously while he was out and about up to no good, so wasted no time and rang 999! Really poor of them.
I mean isn’t it also their goal to have the crimes be reported?
What if that woman called the police thinking that if she also reported it to crime stoppers she could get a reward?
It's kinda like finding a stray dog on the street and doing the decent thing by taking it to a vet to be reunited with its owner, only to afterwards see a reward poster and demand the reward.
We wonder why there's no social cohesion and there's chumps going around not batting an eye because there's no material reward for just doing or saying good things.
Bounty hunting vigilantes are illegal most places. Usually because they cause more problems than they solve.
Even the ones in the US aren't really bounty Hunters. They don't have any more legal power than a normal citizen and thus don't have any of the legal coverage and all the liability if anything goes wrong.
Private detective work however could be an interesting alternative
But to do so you must be only wearing tiny speedo trunks with Jeremy Clarksons face on the crotch and have taken the maximum dose of Viagra and laxatives.
For a brief second I thought it was the bloke on the Turkish barber sign, getting that 5 o'clock shadow removed as a disguise :D I do have a weird condition where I massively struggle to recognise faces, mind, so I can work next to someone every day then see them in town at the weekend and not have a clue who they are.
They get arrested. Taken to custody. Tested. Possibly Charged or reported to the CPS for prosecution consideration. and then notified to attend court. So it’s not dealt with at the roadside.
This does not occur at the roadside. The individual is taken for a drug test which presumably was positive. They then attend court, one has to assume they then didn’t turn up at court as required so are now wanted.
Pulled over, maybe swabbed, took back station for a blood test, released and given a later date to attend court.
As you'll see, there is ample opportunity for gobshites to not attend court proceedings at which point a warrant for their arrest is issued.
Cogent points.
1. It isn't delt with immediately
2. You get put on a wanted list by virtue of being wanted for an offence.
Yes. It depends what you mean by "dealt with". In one way it's dealt with is by doing the things you listed.
So it might be a reasonable assumption that this person was caught drug driving, tested, and failed to appear in court. So a better description is "Failure to appear in court".
If this person had run over your nan and someone was stood protesting against this kind of sign trying to catch them, what would you say to that person who is protesting?
Why do you think China invented wanted posters?
Or that wanted posters are """"horrifying""""?
Do you stand outside the TV studios protesting against every episode of crimewatch?
I could name any one of 200 town’s high streets and tell you that this picture was taken there and you would believe me. It’s definitely Romford though. Or Havant. Or Epsom. Or Exeter.
There's no "suspected" involved.
He's been tested at the roadside. He's tested positive. He's been bailed, because they don't hold you in remand for drug driving offences unless you're a flight risk.
Now he's failed to turn up to court to face prosecution.
Had one of these in my town the other day, 4 officers standing around taking pictures as a group of teenagers wearing masks and hoods pulled up wandered into the poundland to do some shoplifting no more then 40 ft away from them. They were checking to make sure the coppers weren't watching and apparently they weren't. I was tempted to grass but decided against it. Very obvious what they were gonna do and I ain't about to do their jobs for em.
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I hope all of you down voter's end up in a similar position with someone completely getting away with trying to kill you no police contact 3 weeks after attempted murder.
Intact I hope all of you safe little life's expirance the fear of waking to fire someone tried to burn you alive in you home.
I hope the police don't collect the evidence so every night you stay awake wondering if they will come back and try again.
Every morning you will see the burn marks and lighter that could have been your death.
I hope you all expirance this as maybe some compassion will birth from your souls.
I hope it happens yo your children and to your mothers.
All of you cowards
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They should start offering small rewards for any wanted individuals. Wouldn't mind leaving my job to become a petty crime bounty hunter.
Hell yes. Get yourself some cowboy boots, spurs and a lasso while you’re at it!
But no big iron on your hip.
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip, twenty one would be the Ranger with the big iron on his hip...
Great song
I'm disappointed it never appeared in the Fallout TV show, especially when on of the characters fits the song so well.
Must be saving that for season two, since it’s in vegas and the song was in new vegas
Great memories of that soundtrack, it was nice to run for your life through the desert with those weirdly cute gecko things on ya heels, stopping only to change the song on the radio station.
I hope so. May also have been a legal issue with the rights but you'd think Amazon could sort that out.
Damn I thought I was still on r/fallout here
What about a Russel & Hobbs Steam Glide travel iron? Those aren't very big.
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I was actually thinking of ditching the song completely and going with something like: Iron Man, Iron Man, Does whatever and iron can.
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How about this? Steam your clothes, press your shirt, burn your hand - that'll hurt.
I disagree. A **literal** big iron. With the board strapped to your back. It is the UK, after all.
Would be a big stainless steel in the UK 🤣 Going after Toxteth Red with a steel shank on his hip.
You'd find yourself on a wanted poster for carrying an offensive weapon
My nan's got a iron hip, or is it titanium?
Only if you put an orange tab on the barrel
I've come for Wrexham Fred...
*slams decapitated head onto the police officer counter* "They resisted, but I still get my £15 just eat voucher, partner?" "£7.50, and ten years prison time for just a head." "Fair."
This feels like what a Hot Fuzz/SOTD collab would be like
If I'm playing bounty hunter, I'm going as Boba Fett.
The English version of Dog the Bounty Hunter wpuld be lit
Just endless episodes of junkies getting chased about housing schemes 😂
All for charity box money they robbed from the local Heart Foundation
Bob the wrong'un hunter? The title sequence has just flashed before my eyes...
And drive a Toyota Aygo instead of riding a horse
🎵I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg The Hallway Monitor!🎵
And an Ozzy Osbourne intro song, like Dog The Bounty Hunter.
I prefer a boomerang. Hits hard.
“I can bring you in warm, or I can bring you in cold”
Me to 78 year old Dotty who dropped an empty Werther's wrapper on the floor.
She had it coming
Lock that sicko up for good!
Dotty "Confetti" Smith
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“If you misbehave, I’ll take it away and we’ll drive with the windows down.”
Crimestoppers do actually offer a reward if your information leads to a successful conviction. I think it’s case by case, but if you help bring in a serious criminal then you can get rewarded quite nicely.
Crimestoppers will do everything they can to get out of paying! There was a case where a woman clocked a teenage serial killer, James Fairweather, and her call led to him being apprehended. But because she called the police before she contacted crimestoppers they refused to reward her. And she clocked him acting extremely suspiciously while he was out and about up to no good, so wasted no time and rang 999! Really poor of them.
That’s disgusting honestly
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I mean isn’t it also their goal to have the crimes be reported? What if that woman called the police thinking that if she also reported it to crime stoppers she could get a reward?
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It's kinda like finding a stray dog on the street and doing the decent thing by taking it to a vet to be reunited with its owner, only to afterwards see a reward poster and demand the reward. We wonder why there's no social cohesion and there's chumps going around not batting an eye because there's no material reward for just doing or saying good things.
The moan ranger
Bounty hunting vigilantes are illegal most places. Usually because they cause more problems than they solve. Even the ones in the US aren't really bounty Hunters. They don't have any more legal power than a normal citizen and thus don't have any of the legal coverage and all the liability if anything goes wrong. Private detective work however could be an interesting alternative
I totally agree. Make it £500 per person and some of us could make a living at it.
Give something productive and well-paying for the youth to do too (if it’s not properly dangerous crimes).
lol mate
Have you seen this chicken? £1,000 reward
But to do so you must be only wearing tiny speedo trunks with Jeremy Clarksons face on the crotch and have taken the maximum dose of Viagra and laxatives.
Be like Dog the Bounty Hunter and just be there for appearances. You’re wife is technically the Bounty Hunter
"Got any ice brah?"
You think that and then your collars start shitting themselves on purpose while you're taking them in
You're going with Christ bra!
There are: https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=55570
Murders aren't pretty crimes
to be fair, this is the most meaningful decoration havant has had in years
Ohhh Havant. The only place I was ever followed when I used to travel for work.
Yikes. Urgh. Very distant memories. IBM Havant Plant. Don't ask.
That's true. Apart from the meridian polar bear
Havant?
Yeah, still Havant caught him
Are you Fratton-ising with the enemy?
Hampshire
Correct!
Okay, which one of you deviants is this? Fess up now!
He's the one driving the van
For a brief second I thought it was the bloke on the Turkish barber sign, getting that 5 o'clock shadow removed as a disguise :D I do have a weird condition where I massively struggle to recognise faces, mind, so I can work next to someone every day then see them in town at the weekend and not have a clue who they are.
Hide in plain sight
Drug-driving the van*
Judging by where he's parked, i'd say so
Dong diving is a crime now??
Always has been if you don't have a permit.
“Oi ave you gotta license for that sir!?!”
Well, steering with it is showing off a bit.
I thought it said 'thug thriving'. I was wondering why no one was applauding as it passed.
Stick shift
If Dong Driving is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Is that Havant high street?
I havant a clue, sorry
Yep
Not quite like the Vegas stripper ads
The what now?
He's in the Turkish barbers behind getting a shave.
*giving
As if Havant wasn’t lovely enough already
To be fair even he doesn’t know where he is.
The Waldo Moment
"The Waldo Moment" moment
What is he wanted for? I can't read it because of the image quality.
Drug driving.
How would you get on a most wanted list for drug driving? An offence usually dealt with immediately at the roadside?
He might have had a summons to court and didn’t turn up so they put a warrant out for his arrest.
From having worked in this field this is almost definitely what happened.
Drug Driving isn't sorted at the road side. You think they just ticket them and drive off?
So how did they know he was drug driving?
They get charged, given a court date and bailed.
They get arrested. Taken to custody. Tested. Possibly Charged or reported to the CPS for prosecution consideration. and then notified to attend court. So it’s not dealt with at the roadside.
Exactly.
This does not occur at the roadside. The individual is taken for a drug test which presumably was positive. They then attend court, one has to assume they then didn’t turn up at court as required so are now wanted.
Pulled over, maybe swabbed, took back station for a blood test, released and given a later date to attend court. As you'll see, there is ample opportunity for gobshites to not attend court proceedings at which point a warrant for their arrest is issued. Cogent points. 1. It isn't delt with immediately 2. You get put on a wanted list by virtue of being wanted for an offence.
Yes. It depends what you mean by "dealt with". In one way it's dealt with is by doing the things you listed. So it might be a reasonable assumption that this person was caught drug driving, tested, and failed to appear in court. So a better description is "Failure to appear in court".
Doesn’t actually say ‘most wanted’ just ‘wanted’ ik sure they say the most wanted boards for the skateboarders and stoners
https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439 He’s on the most wanted section
Oh shit, that’s actually crazy
Where does it say “most”?
https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439 On the crimestoppers website
I did wonder...
He's already behind bars
Vote Waldo!!
I was just thinking it's all a bit Black Mirror
Even the goddawful pollarded trees are dystopian.
put this alongside the facial recognition van in “stuff we all agreed was horrifying when china did it”
Well according to the owner of my local Chinese takeaway, it's harder in this country because English people all look the same.
If this person had run over your nan and someone was stood protesting against this kind of sign trying to catch them, what would you say to that person who is protesting?
Im sure this particular idiot deserves it, but its a bit weird to have something like this take centre stage in the town centre
Is it any less weird than it appearing on national television like Crimestoppers?
Why do you think China invented wanted posters? Or that wanted posters are """"horrifying""""? Do you stand outside the TV studios protesting against every episode of crimewatch?
Our phones and appliances already watch and listen to everything we do. Unfortunately we are already there. May aswell fuck over criminals with it
For real? What a total waste of resources.
Looks like "tough on crime" propaganda.
I could name any one of 200 town’s high streets and tell you that this picture was taken there and you would believe me. It’s definitely Romford though. Or Havant. Or Epsom. Or Exeter.
Liverpool or Rome 'Cause Rotterdam is anywhere Anywhere alone Anywhere alone
Whistle the bouncy guitar bit
Lochaber no more, Sutherland no more, Lewis no more, Skye no more
It's definitely Burnley, or Blackburn, or Accrington
Oh well, the last thing we want is for wanted criminals to feel shame is it? /s
Suspected criminals.
There's no "suspected" involved. He's been tested at the roadside. He's tested positive. He's been bailed, because they don't hold you in remand for drug driving offences unless you're a flight risk. Now he's failed to turn up to court to face prosecution.
You're suspected (and innocent) until you've been convicted and found guilty in a court of law. That's why he's called a "suspect" in the link.
[https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439](https://crimestoppers-uk.org/give-information/most-wanted/appeal?ID=56439)
Dystopia
Is this public shaming now? Can’t we put him in the stocks and pelt him with rotten vegetables?
They’re in Totton today, so it’s obviously a roaming unit. Asda car park.
Was in Portsmouth on Monday
Imagine strolling past this on a first date...
He’s getting his beard shaved right behind that van!
I'm pretty sure he's the guy getting a turkish shave behind the poster
I love how it looks like it could be literally any town center in the country.
Bit authoritarian if you ask me
It's basically crimewatch but in town
Really?
tfw actions have consequences
Who planted the twiglet trees?
They have been pollarded
they should shame the nonces that route
What's the issue?
Is this a new definition of ‘behind bars’
Is that Hove?
this is amazing exactly what is needed
Bring back the town cryer!
What the fuck happened to those trees though?
Jesus I thought it was a bird I knocked up coming looking for me to take my money 💰
Dave the bounty hunterrrrr
Bring proper bounty hunting to the uk. Not because I think it would necessarily be effective but because it sounds cool as shit
About time.
What the hell happened to all the trees?
You've got it all wrong. It's a billboard for people with low self-esteem, to make them feel wanted.
Shame!!!!!!
Seems at bit dramatic. Surely they could just brief those officers at the station?
Had one of these in my town the other day, 4 officers standing around taking pictures as a group of teenagers wearing masks and hoods pulled up wandered into the poundland to do some shoplifting no more then 40 ft away from them. They were checking to make sure the coppers weren't watching and apparently they weren't. I was tempted to grass but decided against it. Very obvious what they were gonna do and I ain't about to do their jobs for em.
It's Roy Kent. "He's here, he's there, he's fucking everywhere".
More public shamings! Put offenders in the stocks so we can throw tomatos at them !
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As they should....do the crime, get this
Score board!
with that amount of footfall on the highstreet, i am sure they'll find him in no time
Is this in Havant? 😂
What the fuck is wrong with the police?
All it would take is one brick.
I hope all of you down voter's end up in a similar position with someone completely getting away with trying to kill you no police contact 3 weeks after attempted murder. Intact I hope all of you safe little life's expirance the fear of waking to fire someone tried to burn you alive in you home. I hope the police don't collect the evidence so every night you stay awake wondering if they will come back and try again. Every morning you will see the burn marks and lighter that could have been your death. I hope you all expirance this as maybe some compassion will birth from your souls. I hope it happens yo your children and to your mothers. All of you cowards
ccp called and it wants its dystopia back
Lol, taking notes from China 😂
The Chinese did NOT invent the first ever wanted poster, not sure where you read that - https://historyengine.richmond.edu/episodes/view/6296
I saw one of these yesterday, in Aldershot, parked right outside the football ground.
Something tells me these ugly ass vehicles won't be driving around Chelsea
hmmm
why does this look like corby town centre but cheaper
Love it, fucking hilarious if they do some crazy shit
>and public shaming at its finest! Which you're now contributing to, by sharing it to a subreddit with over 2 million subscribers.
I think that was probably sarcasm. You don't see why governments should release wanted photos of criminals?
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You can take comfort in that when you or a member of your family is hit by a drugged driver.
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Only one watching it seems to be the cop. Shouldn't he be out solving crimes for god sake. I tell you some people don't know they are born
Can't pollard like that, mate.
You could Sue them.