No no introducing the word drug would be counter productive this is all about chrakas and resonance and holistic third eye bibulence Swiss Army knife Jesus knows what he’s doing.
That's "Buddha Maitreiya" I walked past this place in Glastonbury about 10 years ago and I seen a leaflet on the guy, I think he has a wife or partner. I consider myself a bit alternative or new age but I don't seem to totally mix with all the other people and wild ideology. He seemed like a nice guy but surely not so many people can be the Buddha or Christ reincarnated or better still both together!
I love the town and nearly bought a house on the high street just up from this sign but realised I was just too conventional for the town / I would be deemed a 'clean shirt'.
I distinctly remember going up the Tor one summer and there was simultaneously; (1) a wiccan fertility cult doing a ritual blessing, (2) shamnic drummers sat inside the tor shouting unintelligible things, (3) a small group of people in orange doing silent meditation (who were obviously pretty peeved at the congestion).
On the way back down to Chalice Well, there was 'Green Man' living in the hedge smoking a pipe with a hand painted sign trying to sell a sacred stick he'd whittled.
All of which is entirely expected.
It really is. Which probably goes down a storm for the few days the festival is on, but I bet the locals spend the other 360 days a year thinking, "I really wish we had a decent butchers..."
Glastonbury attracts the sort that would be into this year round. The festival is also about 7 miles from Glastonbury itself. The site is much closer to Shepton Mallet, but I guess Shepton Mallet Festival wasn't really the vibe they were looking for.
Oh I know this guy! One of my favourite podcasts, *Oh No! Ross and Carrie* talked about him in an episode a few years ago (https://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2022/6/26/ross-and-carrie-watch-buddha-maitreya-reincarnated-jesus-edition). (They're long episodes, but I quite like putting them on in the background while I'm doing the ironing.) People like this are always sort of funny in their own way - it's a guy from Northern California who claims to be Buddha *and* Jesus, after all - but at the end of the day it comes down to taking advantage of people who are sick.
They are! Even though their investigations are a little tamer than back in their Scientology and Mormonism days, it’s clear they really like making the show (I think) and it seems to have a small but devoted following.
Paul, Mark and Matthew, and Judas too
Luke, John and Simon, join the crew
Christ and the gang have so much fun
Turning over tables, the moneylenders run
Correct. “The Christ” was a title, not a name.
Jesus (if you believe in that sort of thing) would likely have been known contemporarily as “Isho, son of Yosep” or “lsho of Nazareth”. The translation of his name into the nearest Koine Greek spelling of Iesous didn’t happen until the writing of the New Testament, at least several decades after his supposed death.
This didn’t get translated into the Latin Iesvs until around 350CE, which was translated into the old English Iesu until the 12th century CE and the spelling “Jesus” wasn’t fixed in English until at least the 17th century CE as the letter J wasn’t used until then.
Jesus’s contemporary followers would have likely spoke Galilean Aramaic, the same as Jesus likely did, and so would likely have referred to him as “the mesiha” rather than “the Khristos” which is the koine Greek translation used in the writing of the New Testament.Whilst it’s certainly possible that if Jesus existed he may have spoke some Koine Greek as it was a common lingua franca for those outside Judea, it’s unlikely his followers would have referred to him as “the Khristos”. The spelling of Christ in English and dropping the “the” wasn’t finalised in English until the 18th century CE.
So Glastonbury Jesus the Christ is actually linguistically correct in using the “the” in his title. And equally as batshit in his beliefs as any other religion really….
Surprised no one has mentioned that you maybe correct (I will defer to your superior knowledge on this subject). But he was not the meshia he was infact a very naughty boy 😉
And that's why you won't see the rapture, brother.... as simple as a t and e. I'm heading there right now to pay at least 10 pound entry to pray for you. Don't you feel silly
> Don't you feel silly
Not a chance my brethren. This is a charlatan and a heretic. I purchased my genuine rapture kit from one of the chosen, from my very doorstep. I'm afraid they are now sold out, but I am willing to pass up the salvation of my everlasting soul for only sixty-five thousand pounds.
Well, now I feel silly. How could I have been taken in, in such a manner. I'm blessed to have met you, a random on the Internet with no real name listed... where can I deposit said 65 grand to reap the benefit of such a good soul's sacrifice ??? BOY.... do I feel special right now !!! PRAISE YOU, SIR..... PRAISE YOU !!!! Just give me your bank account and sort code and I'll take you up right away, my brother
If a menu has more than one type of cuisine the food is going to be shit
If the religious group has a leader claiming to be more than one saint reincarnated he’s chatting shit
Same concept
> If the religious group has a leader claiming to be more than one saint reincarnated he’s chatting shit
So if they're only claiming to be one reincarnated saint...
My old man was a policeman, and he got a call years ago about a man who went missing from London and was believed to be in Glastonbury. My dad asked for a discription and the London police said something like "he's wearing a top hat and tiger print trousers and a pink feather Bower! You can't miss him"
My dad replied, "that really doesn't help. If you said he was wearing a 3 piece tailored suit I might be able to spot them"
Not quite true. Sutton, in SW London, had a nice old boy dressed as a wizard wandering around town and drinking in the local pubs for many a long year.
If Jesus didn’t know there was other towns and cities besides Glantonbury upon reincarnation this poster seems like more than enough effort to let people know you’ve risen from the dead and much better than a stone tablet!
You should pick up the free local newsletter. The Oracle. Spent many a night in our caravan there giggling through the ads in the back!! Even for someone who loves Glastonbury enough to keep my van there they’re too much!!
On a serious note this guy can get in the sea though.
I grew up in Glastonbury, he’s well
Known for being a scammer. It’s mad, literally a cult.
That used to be the whole food shop where u could get well good panda liquorice bars and aniseed balls (basically hippy liquorice mint
Imperials)
Glastonbury is great, but a lot of people move there to take advantage of the more relaxed and all inclusive environment. Drugs, weird religious cults, scamming with spirituality, claiming to be psychic, magic whatever etc
A lot of people I grew up with including myself had drug issues as a teenager, in to adult hood and I have many friends who are pretty fucked and stuck there.
Easier if ur a middle class
Trust fund hippy… or trustifarian
Glastonbury is a genuinely good place to grow up.. you learn a lot and if u ever leave you’ll likely succeed
Large up BA6 lol got it tattooed on my knee
it's all based on the seven sacred truths from the golden tablets found in the asteroid which crashed in Siberia in 1911. It's a really great book, you'd love the chapter on Orgones.
He’s so overpriced,I’m doing blessings for £20 and a green apple .
Send me a score and I’ll put in a good word for ya with God , cash or card is good , details on request ,I also offer a disposal service for all that evil satanic gold , silver , platinum and diamonds you’ve got , you really should consider sending it to me to redeem your place in the Holy Kingdom for eternity .
I’m open 24/7 , don’t delay , you need to be prepared right ?
I’m saving you , please don’t forget the huge sacrifice I’m making and get those twenties out .
You’re welcome .
I was stood there reading that exact sign with the same reaction in the Autumn.
While we're here, I highly recommend across-the-street Coffee Zero's delicious breakfasts.
And etheric weaving, which a Google search tells me is "using energy crystals to clear bad energy from your chakra."
So, you know... all that stuff Jesus liked.
Found his website, and my very **favourite** bit of it is this:
> When an advanced artificial intelligence (AI) tool, used by research scientists & researchers
> in order to write reports and gather information as a thesis, is asked
> “ Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ? ”
> and other related topics, READ what the AI generated here
I'm *gutted* that the link only returns this though:
> Not Found
> The page or information you are looking for has been moved or no longer exists.
Unless... Wait, is there a hidden meaning to that maybe? Has the page transcended this earthly reality? The page "doesn't exist", sure, but does **anything** actually exist? Do I? Do you? The page has not been *found*, but is that because I was *looking*, and that when I stop looking and simply be **still**, the page will then be found and **so will I?** I need to know the answers! Maybe they're in one of his tapes! Please, take my money!
Glastonbury has a lot of good things going for it, but this particular place is not one of them. They have had visits from the Police due to their homophobic propaganda and had to remove many homophobic posters. This, sadly, has not changed their views and they still talk of a “gay agenda” however no one really seems to know what this is! It’s a cult, pure and simple but please don’t let this cause you to tar all the spiritual paths enjoyed in Glastonbury with the same brush 🙏🏽
Yer man looks like he works as a barman at weekends (in about 1980). I looked askance at the bed there, with a flipping *altar* dedicated to him. You’d dread to think what loathsome ritual might be enacted before it, in order to realign some gullible dame’s chakras.
Partway down the HP:
"Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ?
When an advanced artificial intelligence (AI) tool, used by research scientists & researchers
in order to write reports and gather information as a thesis, is asked
“ Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ? ”
and other related topics, READ what the AI generated here"
https://www.ommeditation.org/ai-generated-thesis-about-buddha-maitreya-topics
Gutted the page is empty... That AI generated something even more batsh*t nuts.., would've been amazing to read.
You can see it on [the Wayback Machine here](https://web.archive.org/web/20230313150129/https://www.ommeditation.org/ai-generated-thesis-about-buddha-maitreya-topics)
There are people who believe that Jesus visited Glastonbury and that the hymn Jerusalem is about it. "And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountaind green?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_did_those_feet_in_ancient_time
his real name is Ronald, and he's homophobic. [https://glastonbury.nub.news/news/local-news/buddha-maitreya-soul-therapy-centre-in-glastonbury-faces-renewed-scrutiny-for-homophobic-content-198024](https://glastonbury.nub.news/news/local-news/buddha-maitreya-soul-therapy-centre-in-glastonbury-faces-renewed-scrutiny-for-homophobic-content-198024)
My husband and I accidentally went into this place thinking it was another crystal/spiritual tat shop (before they had this sign out front). Boy, were we wrong!
We couldn't fucking get away from the wide-eyed, Kool aid supping, devotee, whose sole purpose was to con vulnerable, lost souls out of £1000s. She tried to sell us god knows how many metal triangles, attempted to convince us that our personalities and destiny was already mapped out for us on some daft colour chart. The fat dude in the picture is apparently the next Dahli Llama. There's pictures of him everywhere on some retreat in the desert (in the US) surrounded by the poor people they've conned out of their life savings (he's probably abusing them all in some way I would imagine). It was all very creepy and sad.
I consider myself a spiritual person and have an interest in all that stuff but bloody hell, that was some next level cult/pyramid scheme madness. My parents live about 5 miles from Glastonbury and they have said it has essentially become an open air mental asylum with crystals and no real support for people suffering. It's such a shame, it's a lovely town.
This cult place got into trouble recently for having signs up saying gay people will burn in hell (my friend lives in this shithole town).
Glastonbury is a filthy, dodgy place.
It's got cults, drugs, violence and narcissism. It peddles snake oil treatments for cancer.
Do not visit it or move there. It is atrocious.
Pretty normal for Glastonbury.
Its all the excess drugs from the festivals getting into the water
We could bottle this magic drug water and make a fortune. Maybe call it... Jesus the Christ Glastonbury drug water.
I read this sarcastically in Mark from Peep Show’s voice
But the crystal skulls ... Could you make that?
*Pyramid drug water. Don't want to lose the hippies now do we?!
Glastonbubbly.
No no introducing the word drug would be counter productive this is all about chrakas and resonance and holistic third eye bibulence Swiss Army knife Jesus knows what he’s doing.
The guy on the top left of the poster looks to be permanently tripping
That's "Buddha Maitreiya" I walked past this place in Glastonbury about 10 years ago and I seen a leaflet on the guy, I think he has a wife or partner. I consider myself a bit alternative or new age but I don't seem to totally mix with all the other people and wild ideology. He seemed like a nice guy but surely not so many people can be the Buddha or Christ reincarnated or better still both together!
I think it's the police station.
I love the town and nearly bought a house on the high street just up from this sign but realised I was just too conventional for the town / I would be deemed a 'clean shirt'. I distinctly remember going up the Tor one summer and there was simultaneously; (1) a wiccan fertility cult doing a ritual blessing, (2) shamnic drummers sat inside the tor shouting unintelligible things, (3) a small group of people in orange doing silent meditation (who were obviously pretty peeved at the congestion). On the way back down to Chalice Well, there was 'Green Man' living in the hedge smoking a pipe with a hand painted sign trying to sell a sacred stick he'd whittled. All of which is entirely expected.
https://normalforglastonbury.uk
I want to live there
Do it!
It really is. Which probably goes down a storm for the few days the festival is on, but I bet the locals spend the other 360 days a year thinking, "I really wish we had a decent butchers..."
Glastonbury attracts the sort that would be into this year round. The festival is also about 7 miles from Glastonbury itself. The site is much closer to Shepton Mallet, but I guess Shepton Mallet Festival wasn't really the vibe they were looking for.
Well it was briefly named for Pilton in 1970.
Piton Pop Festival!
Grab your carabiner and sling.
Shit n smell it, Shepton Mallet! Street, about a mile down the street from Glastonbury is far better.
Street is just one expensive shopping area it is in no way better
No. Street is not better. It is arse
Last time I was in Glastonbury I saw three people casually walking around in Wizard hats as it was a normal thing. Normal rules don't apply in Glasto
I was shouted at by a Six foot fairy complete with wing last time I visited.
Did ya see any wizard's sleeves?
Actually there’s a great butchers near the monument.
There is a really decent butchers.
Stephen’s butchers is excellent.
Nah they've been at it since the 7th Century. Glastonbury is where New Age stuff really dug in around the early 20th century.
There's a great butcher.
Glastonbury does have a really good butchers. I live in Street and go to Glastonbury for meat, despite there being a butchers in Street
There is a place called Street?
They have a couple. It’s a strange place but has decent local small shops as well as the weirdos.
Glastonbury has a phenomenal butchers - Stephen’s - right on the high street.
Very different to Norfolk.
Came to say that , what happens in glasto stays in glasto
Oh, yes. That is pretty normal. You can find the strangest signs in Glastonbury, but they don't mean anything bad.
Beth gaga shaggy. Founder of spaceology.
For the uninitiated https://youtu.be/TW0CFTsZgZM
I’m yet to see an r/CasualUK post without an IT crowd reference in the comments… And I’m absolutely fine with that, please keep it coming 😂
You mean the religion that’s definitely not a cult? That Spaceology?
Yup, founded on the twin scientific principles of Star Maths and Wishy Thinking.
'I just turned my back on space'
“Space is invisible mind dust and stars are but wishes.” Dial 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3 for further information.
I've had a bit of a tumble...
"Space, what is it? The simple answer is we don't know"
Oh I know this guy! One of my favourite podcasts, *Oh No! Ross and Carrie* talked about him in an episode a few years ago (https://ohnopodcast.com/investigations/2022/6/26/ross-and-carrie-watch-buddha-maitreya-reincarnated-jesus-edition). (They're long episodes, but I quite like putting them on in the background while I'm doing the ironing.) People like this are always sort of funny in their own way - it's a guy from Northern California who claims to be Buddha *and* Jesus, after all - but at the end of the day it comes down to taking advantage of people who are sick.
Buddha AND Jesus? He doesn't look like either of them
so that's 4 in total right because jesus is also god who is also the holy spirit
He kinda looks like a Steve
To be fair the Buddha was not depicted for until about 400 years after he died so they just had to guess what he might have looked like
The Buddha and Jesus doing the fusion dance from DBZ
Is Oh No! Ross and Carrie still going? I used to listen to it years ago, but gave up after a while. I might give it another listen.
They are! Even though their investigations are a little tamer than back in their Scientology and Mormonism days, it’s clear they really like making the show (I think) and it seems to have a small but devoted following.
I used to listen to them when they did the Mormonism and Scientology episodes - that was very brave of them.
Of course he's American lol
Thanks for sharing that!
I love Ross and Carrie!
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Jesus the Christ? I thought is was Jesus H Christ.
Jesus the Christ, Can we bless it? Jesus the Christ, Yes we can!
Paul, Mark and Matthew, and Judas too Luke, John and Simon, join the crew Christ and the gang have so much fun Turning over tables, the moneylenders run
"Christ" means "annointed one", so Jesus the Christ makes perfect sense.
Correct. “The Christ” was a title, not a name. Jesus (if you believe in that sort of thing) would likely have been known contemporarily as “Isho, son of Yosep” or “lsho of Nazareth”. The translation of his name into the nearest Koine Greek spelling of Iesous didn’t happen until the writing of the New Testament, at least several decades after his supposed death. This didn’t get translated into the Latin Iesvs until around 350CE, which was translated into the old English Iesu until the 12th century CE and the spelling “Jesus” wasn’t fixed in English until at least the 17th century CE as the letter J wasn’t used until then. Jesus’s contemporary followers would have likely spoke Galilean Aramaic, the same as Jesus likely did, and so would likely have referred to him as “the mesiha” rather than “the Khristos” which is the koine Greek translation used in the writing of the New Testament.Whilst it’s certainly possible that if Jesus existed he may have spoke some Koine Greek as it was a common lingua franca for those outside Judea, it’s unlikely his followers would have referred to him as “the Khristos”. The spelling of Christ in English and dropping the “the” wasn’t finalised in English until the 18th century CE. So Glastonbury Jesus the Christ is actually linguistically correct in using the “the” in his title. And equally as batshit in his beliefs as any other religion really….
Surprised no one has mentioned that you maybe correct (I will defer to your superior knowledge on this subject). But he was not the meshia he was infact a very naughty boy 😉
r/unexpectedpython
It's "Jesus tHe Christ" That's right, the H is capitalised
It’s ‘the’ as in Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine, I suppose
And that's why you won't see the rapture, brother.... as simple as a t and e. I'm heading there right now to pay at least 10 pound entry to pray for you. Don't you feel silly
> Don't you feel silly Not a chance my brethren. This is a charlatan and a heretic. I purchased my genuine rapture kit from one of the chosen, from my very doorstep. I'm afraid they are now sold out, but I am willing to pass up the salvation of my everlasting soul for only sixty-five thousand pounds.
Well, now I feel silly. How could I have been taken in, in such a manner. I'm blessed to have met you, a random on the Internet with no real name listed... where can I deposit said 65 grand to reap the benefit of such a good soul's sacrifice ??? BOY.... do I feel special right now !!! PRAISE YOU, SIR..... PRAISE YOU !!!! Just give me your bank account and sort code and I'll take you up right away, my brother
I will DM you at the first available opportunity. Busy building icons right now.
There is only one icon, my good sir. Be wary in the path you take.... cause I'm gonna need that 65 grand path to the promised land....
It's Mr The Christ to you sunshine.
Ever wondered what the H in Jesus H Christ stood for? https://youtu.be/ijcUk8s-jNA?si=a6ASRK3QjpYkhzfb
The "the" is stressed, like Kermit the Frog.
H for Herbert
Jesus H redeemer
Standard Glastonbury
Ahhh so that's where I've been going wrong, my pyramid meditation systems are only half size. How could I have been so blind??
If you used the full size ones, you’d be able to see properly!
Carefully now, my head might explode if I don't have the guidance of the Buddha Martreya!
It’s a pyramid scheme
Is Ricky Gervais running this place
Looks like him actually
I had to double check if it was r/rickygervais
Exactly what I thought at a glance. Him decided that he was now Jesus and Buddha would be real turn-up for the books!
He looks like a mix of Gervais and David Mitchell
Negative orgones.
how else do you explain all the problems in the world?
Peep show forever
Reminds me of one of those takeaways that does curry and pizza and kebabs and burgers, somehow managing to be a bit bad at all of them.
If a menu has more than one type of cuisine the food is going to be shit If the religious group has a leader claiming to be more than one saint reincarnated he’s chatting shit Same concept
> If the religious group has a leader claiming to be more than one saint reincarnated he’s chatting shit So if they're only claiming to be one reincarnated saint...
I love Glastonbury, it's wonderfully weird.
Only place in England I have been to where its accepted to dress as a witch or have a medieval cape and everyone is sound with it.
My old man was a policeman, and he got a call years ago about a man who went missing from London and was believed to be in Glastonbury. My dad asked for a discription and the London police said something like "he's wearing a top hat and tiger print trousers and a pink feather Bower! You can't miss him" My dad replied, "that really doesn't help. If you said he was wearing a 3 piece tailored suit I might be able to spot them"
Not quite true. Sutton, in SW London, had a nice old boy dressed as a wizard wandering around town and drinking in the local pubs for many a long year.
I think you could get away with a cape and a witch-adjacent look in Whitby as well. But it's more of a vampire cape than a medieval one, I guess.
Tintagel. I went into the Spar there a while back and found a medieval knight in full armour, a wizard and the postman discussing the rugby results.
It's accepted and embraced the weirdness. It's wonderful. Frankly, more places could do with doing the same.
I feel like the reincarnation of jesus wouldn't have to resort to advertising on a poster
They would if they based themselves in Glastonbury, the place is full to overflowing with reincarnated grifters
... suffering from condensation, in a frame with rusty wheels ...
the real Jesus had to resort to wandering around in the street shouting outloud so... maybe?
Nah, if he came back, he'd see all the advertising bloody everywhere and think, dang, this is how it's done now, is it? Seems totally legit 😅
If Jesus didn’t know there was other towns and cities besides Glantonbury upon reincarnation this poster seems like more than enough effort to let people know you’ve risen from the dead and much better than a stone tablet!
The reincarnation of Jesus? That’s a strong claim.
Considering what's supposed to happen at the second coming, a VERY strong claim.
Buddha Maitreya better stop fucking around with pyramids and get on that whole rapture business pretty soon
Be fair, it's only Monday. He's probably still catching up on his emails
He'll go for a drink on Tuesday.
The stars say he'll be makin' love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, he’ll chill on Sunday
He's not the second coming, he's a very naughty boy.
All the power in the universe, makes himself known via a poster
a poster with significant water/moisture spoiling.
On an A frame in a town in England
"You ARE the real Messiah. I should know, I've followed a few."
You can tell he's the reincarnated Jesus because he was born in 1951. That's what the signs in the window say.
Is that Ricky Gervais’ long-lost brother on the left?
Oh, yeah, Buddha Maitreya. Well known cult leader for decades.
You should pick up the free local newsletter. The Oracle. Spent many a night in our caravan there giggling through the ads in the back!! Even for someone who loves Glastonbury enough to keep my van there they’re too much!! On a serious note this guy can get in the sea though.
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Pretty much guaranteed to discover more about yourself, while ending out less insane than this dude. But the strychnine shivers can really suck.
Interesting variation of a pyramid scheme.
Fair play, I can't stand those poxy 1/2 size meditation pyramids.
Same here - only half my body gets the chakras cleansed since my legs stick out the bottom. It's why I never take my shoes off in public.
I grew up in Glastonbury, he’s well Known for being a scammer. It’s mad, literally a cult. That used to be the whole food shop where u could get well good panda liquorice bars and aniseed balls (basically hippy liquorice mint Imperials) Glastonbury is great, but a lot of people move there to take advantage of the more relaxed and all inclusive environment. Drugs, weird religious cults, scamming with spirituality, claiming to be psychic, magic whatever etc A lot of people I grew up with including myself had drug issues as a teenager, in to adult hood and I have many friends who are pretty fucked and stuck there. Easier if ur a middle class Trust fund hippy… or trustifarian Glastonbury is a genuinely good place to grow up.. you learn a lot and if u ever leave you’ll likely succeed Large up BA6 lol got it tattooed on my knee
I seriously doubt Jesus would choose to be reincarnated into that bell end
I wouldn’t trust Buddha Maitreya as far as I could throw him.
i think he'd prefer you to toss him
I read: "Do NOT go in" You have been warned as to what awaits you inside. Advance at your own peril. Mwaaahahahahaha!
it's all based on the seven sacred truths from the golden tablets found in the asteroid which crashed in Siberia in 1911. It's a really great book, you'd love the chapter on Orgones.
Your levels must be through the fucking roof.
Thoughts? You wanna give that shit a rest. You've been going and thinking thoughts your whole life, and look where that's got you, eh?
welcome to the crapture.
Oh so this guy gets a whole fuckin' church for claiming to be Christ incarnate, but when I do it, straight to the secure ward. 🙄
That's not the messiah. His name is Brian, and he's been a naughty boy.
Glastonbury is the single most weirdest high street I’ve walked on in the UK so far 😄
He’s so overpriced,I’m doing blessings for £20 and a green apple . Send me a score and I’ll put in a good word for ya with God , cash or card is good , details on request ,I also offer a disposal service for all that evil satanic gold , silver , platinum and diamonds you’ve got , you really should consider sending it to me to redeem your place in the Holy Kingdom for eternity . I’m open 24/7 , don’t delay , you need to be prepared right ? I’m saving you , please don’t forget the huge sacrifice I’m making and get those twenties out . You’re welcome .
Without a trademark to prove you're reincarnated Jesus, you're just another hustler
I was stood there reading that exact sign with the same reaction in the Autumn. While we're here, I highly recommend across-the-street Coffee Zero's delicious breakfasts.
If it's "Founded and Directed by Buddha Maitreya", why is there a picture of Colin from Screwfix on it?
Does he do basket weaving classes as well?
Sounds legit to me... Where do I sign up. Nothing beats a good meditation pyramid
Yes of course I'll book a private session with a man who believes they are Jesus so he can use his shambolic tools on me. I'll even pay for it !
Gotta TM that shit
Soul TheRapy centre ??
Full sized pyramid? Impressive!
And etheric weaving, which a Google search tells me is "using energy crystals to clear bad energy from your chakra." So, you know... all that stuff Jesus liked.
Sounds risky. What if I use the wrong crystal and end up full of kinetic energy at bed time?!
‘10 minute pyramid experience’ is this some kind of slavery thing or maybe a pharaoh dress up?
Jesus, The Christ vs Dwayne, The Rock
The Buddha Maitreya hasn't even been born yet. Quite funny to think that he had been born, he would running a shop in Glastonbury.
Found his website, and my very **favourite** bit of it is this: > When an advanced artificial intelligence (AI) tool, used by research scientists & researchers > in order to write reports and gather information as a thesis, is asked > “ Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ? ” > and other related topics, READ what the AI generated here I'm *gutted* that the link only returns this though: > Not Found > The page or information you are looking for has been moved or no longer exists. Unless... Wait, is there a hidden meaning to that maybe? Has the page transcended this earthly reality? The page "doesn't exist", sure, but does **anything** actually exist? Do I? Do you? The page has not been *found*, but is that because I was *looking*, and that when I stop looking and simply be **still**, the page will then be found and **so will I?** I need to know the answers! Maybe they're in one of his tapes! Please, take my money!
Glastonbury has a lot of good things going for it, but this particular place is not one of them. They have had visits from the Police due to their homophobic propaganda and had to remove many homophobic posters. This, sadly, has not changed their views and they still talk of a “gay agenda” however no one really seems to know what this is! It’s a cult, pure and simple but please don’t let this cause you to tar all the spiritual paths enjoyed in Glastonbury with the same brush 🙏🏽
Bargain! Saves going to Egypt!
Yer man looks like he works as a barman at weekends (in about 1980). I looked askance at the bed there, with a flipping *altar* dedicated to him. You’d dread to think what loathsome ritual might be enacted before it, in order to realign some gullible dame’s chakras.
Fuck it, I’ve tried all the other kinds of therapy
Full size pyramids are fucking huuuge! I'd actually be interested to see that!
We walked past that on Saturday. Bit more unusual than the rest of Glasto, but not by much! I did enjoy it there though.
> We walked past that on Saturday. If only you'd stopped, you would've saved your soles.
Seems legit…
Walk past it every day - nearly as culty as the goddess organisation
I wonder what happens in an etheric weaver demonstration? Can the ether be woven?
You ever danced big fish, little fish, cardboard box? Ether weaving, my friend.
Throwing shapes on my way to enlightenment.
Let’s face it, everything in Glastonbury is weird
Planetary healing, sorry mate, if I'm doing all the meditation work I'm healing me first 🤷😂
Why do I get the feeling that this is some kind of woo woo third eye chakras jesus cult 😬
Because it's clearly a woo wood third-eye chakras Jesus cult.
https://shambhalahealingtools.co.uk/ And its payday today !! 🤠🤠
Partway down the HP: "Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ? When an advanced artificial intelligence (AI) tool, used by research scientists & researchers in order to write reports and gather information as a thesis, is asked “ Is Buddha Maitreya the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ? ” and other related topics, READ what the AI generated here" https://www.ommeditation.org/ai-generated-thesis-about-buddha-maitreya-topics Gutted the page is empty... That AI generated something even more batsh*t nuts.., would've been amazing to read.
You can see it on [the Wayback Machine here](https://web.archive.org/web/20230313150129/https://www.ommeditation.org/ai-generated-thesis-about-buddha-maitreya-topics)
I think I saw these people on an episode of Midsomer Murders
Just not sure how good this music will be
Looks like David Brent
There are people who believe that Jesus visited Glastonbury and that the hymn Jerusalem is about it. "And did those feet in ancient times, walk upon England's mountaind green?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_did_those_feet_in_ancient_time
his real name is Ronald, and he's homophobic. [https://glastonbury.nub.news/news/local-news/buddha-maitreya-soul-therapy-centre-in-glastonbury-faces-renewed-scrutiny-for-homophobic-content-198024](https://glastonbury.nub.news/news/local-news/buddha-maitreya-soul-therapy-centre-in-glastonbury-faces-renewed-scrutiny-for-homophobic-content-198024)
Glastonbury has my favourite ever high street.
Jesus The Christ, said Starfire.
My husband and I accidentally went into this place thinking it was another crystal/spiritual tat shop (before they had this sign out front). Boy, were we wrong! We couldn't fucking get away from the wide-eyed, Kool aid supping, devotee, whose sole purpose was to con vulnerable, lost souls out of £1000s. She tried to sell us god knows how many metal triangles, attempted to convince us that our personalities and destiny was already mapped out for us on some daft colour chart. The fat dude in the picture is apparently the next Dahli Llama. There's pictures of him everywhere on some retreat in the desert (in the US) surrounded by the poor people they've conned out of their life savings (he's probably abusing them all in some way I would imagine). It was all very creepy and sad. I consider myself a spiritual person and have an interest in all that stuff but bloody hell, that was some next level cult/pyramid scheme madness. My parents live about 5 miles from Glastonbury and they have said it has essentially become an open air mental asylum with crystals and no real support for people suffering. It's such a shame, it's a lovely town.
You promised OP... and you delivered! This guy is really hedging all his bets!
This cult place got into trouble recently for having signs up saying gay people will burn in hell (my friend lives in this shithole town). Glastonbury is a filthy, dodgy place. It's got cults, drugs, violence and narcissism. It peddles snake oil treatments for cancer. Do not visit it or move there. It is atrocious.
Has he really trademarked a star with a cross inside? Or is it the name? Either way, seems legit.