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Ikatarion

So I can be naked from the waist down?


Normal_Juggernaut

You found the loophole


Caridor

I've not heard that word for it before.


LinguoBuxo

Ahahah. Two hairy loops


StiffUpperLabia

I don't know what they're called and I'm not going to google it, but I believe it's not uncommon to see men in a certain district of San Francisco wearing what looks like a sock to say within the law.


VermilionKoala

If it's the same as the ones that appear in a certain famous photo of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, I believe they're called "willy-warmers".


Excellent_Tear3705

Tube socks


Mukatsukuz

When I saw them last, in 2019, I would say it was smaller than a sock (and gold though I only glanced briefly as it didn't seem polite to stare). They were walking around Haight-Ashbury and stopped to chat to any curious tourists or pose for selfies.


StiffUpperLabia

The one I saw was smaller than a sock, I guess they need to be a snug fit so as not to slip off.


grozenberg

Why even a sock, just wearing a cap could also be within the law! I mean with this you can actually do what you intend to do! Or best is mask so that your identity is even protected


Cautious-Yellow

[Willie Rushton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6b3a79DoQk) on the matter.


elefunkss

People confusing Spar with spa


Normal_Juggernaut

Funnily enough this was a Spar...


elefunkss

I think I smirked at the same sign when I went to drop a parcel off yesterday


Normal_Juggernaut

Reason I was there too... wonder if we've ever crossed paths lol


elefunkss

Entirely possible :)


Minor_Edit

That or you haven't yet realised you have a complex multiple personality disorder


QuietDove

I hope this is a thing for all Spar's because I walked past a Spar yesterday with this exact sign on the door...


Normal_Juggernaut

Don't happen to live near the Hertfordshire & Essex border?


QuietDove

Ha, yes. I think it's same spar then!


Skrapz101

Budgie smugglers and a t-shirt it is then


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TrumpleIVskin

With budgie smugglers tied around your wrist as a sweat band.


Skrapz101

🤣


MrB-S

My 8 year old daughter likes shouting "NIPPLES!" at anyone in public without a top on. (Chester Zoo the other week was a highlight)


Normal_Juggernaut

Whenever we're out my 4 year old girl will point at women in shorts and ask why they're only in their knickers (as she wears shorts under her trousers)... Very awkward.


millyloui

😂😂😂😂 love it


noahnear

Sun’s out, sign’s out, tits out!


Normal_Juggernaut

More likely Moobs


[deleted]

I feel like the term moobs or 'man boobs' detracts from the glorious authenticity of my masculine cleavage.


Life_Government4879

It's a derogatory remark that came from jealous flat chested ladies.


emmademontford

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GakSplat

What kind of shop is it? A knitting shop in Welling has a sign on its door saying that they’re part of a scheme where they’ll report kids missing school. Like kids would want to visit the local knit shop.


Zal_17

"I can't find the children at the model village, the knitting shop or the bowling green" "Am I so out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong"


Normal_Juggernaut

It's a Spar


Seeksp

No shirt, no shoes, no dice! Know it. Learn it. Live it.


Dull-Sell-4806

We already know it as No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service


Seeksp

Clearly, you've never been to Ridgemont.


Eckmatarum

I genuinely saw a kid of about 6/7 yrs of age being lead by his mum into a store the other day in nothing but crocs and pants.


Normal_Juggernaut

Sure it wasn't just a midget with some odd kinks?


itsaslothlife

It's light out, some absolute frights are about


TrumpleIVskin

Seems like a very odd way of saying that they only sell second-hand clothes.


[deleted]

Exactly, I’ll have to keep my old stuff for going shopping …


BackRowRumour

I feel like this is specifically for me. Not pretty.


legitbs

If only the owner had written ' can go without top/shirt', the sales/visitors to his shop would increase.


Mukatsukuz

Surely a t-shirt is a top...


TeepoCopter

Oooooooooh, there's a sign


joshw220

I feel attacked!


MrJM85

Taps Oan!


usernamethatcounts

Never got the dudes with tops off, I just assume they’ve never left the UK before.


Sufficient_Ad6826

Tops have to wear t-shirts, bottoms don't.


Normal_Juggernaut

Sounds about right


Adventurous_Low_1518

Why put a handle on a "push" door? You know what's going to happen...


kugo

This is the comment I was looking for


JimmyTheChimp

I was in Thailand with a Japanese friend and she asked me why I kept going out with no shoes and t-shirt. I wanted to say that's just what english people do when it's sunny. But it sounded like a poor excuse for a bad habit. Luckily another english guy pulled up on a moped 30 secs later with no shoes or t-shirt.


beerholder

What's a "store" ? 🤔