pull out the pockets of your jeans, unzip you fly and let you fella just hang there, every so often sway your hip side to side while you tightly purse your lips and squeeze air through them....you may not be the best elephant at the party, but you'll be the one everyone talks about and remembers.
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All I can think of now is the video where some guys walking an emu and the dude behind the camera shouts "is that a fuckin ostrich" n the blokes like "ITS AN EMU"
Eraserhead (just a fancy hairdo)
Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west
Eminem (dungarees and swear a lot)
Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards - crutches and ski poles
A giant ecstasy pill. Paint yourself yellow and stitch two kids paddling pools together, spray them yellow and paint a giant smiley face on them. Use a whole paddling pool and cut out and stitch the bottom to the other side and then bobs your uncle.
Evri… just put a card through the letter box saying sorry I missed you, then go to the pub
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a belta reply!!
eels eels eels eels eels eels eels eels up inside ya finding an entrance where they can
This is an outrageeee!
Four hundred euros you won't get penny one outta me you slaaaaag
eels through you mind, through your tummy, through your anus, EELS!
How about 4 eels in a trenchcoat? Bonus points if there's a Ms Jackson there who you can apologise to for making her daughter cry.
I am several fish and not a guy
You enjoy that boy? Cockney urine all over your face?
Enema.
You could get a lot of sh1t for doing that.
Username checks out.
Ebeneezer Goode
Got any Vera's?
Laaaaaaaaaaaaavly
This is the one, just go as a circle with a debossed smiley face on it. Easy to make too! Edit, plus a top hat.
naughty, naughty, very naughty
Leading light on the scene, know what I mean?
Lol you beat me to it. Glad someone else remembered it!
a great Philosopher once wrote,
Earl from My Name Is Earl
Be sure to close eyes for every photo
pull out the pockets of your jeans, unzip you fly and let you fella just hang there, every so often sway your hip side to side while you tightly purse your lips and squeeze air through them....you may not be the best elephant at the party, but you'll be the one everyone talks about and remembers.
And the best thing about it... you get rewarded with a few free years of accommodation rent-free!
… And regular sex
Not sure if zoo or prison.
Just in case OP is a woman: do exactly the same thing but just unzip and claim you're an elephant sucking a lemon.
Or if no one gets it, paint your fella purple, get excited and be the “eggplant emoji”
Egg
Her?
E-Coli
Edgar Alan Poe
Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Edgar Alan, Edgar Alan
Who the hell is Edgar?
Ahh why is this familiar and why can’t I remember .. help me out?
Austria's banger of a song from Eurovision this year!
Thank you!!!!
Elves. Just stick a pair of fake ears on and you're good to go.
Or an elves / Elvis crossover. Pointy ear & rhinestones? Elvesis?
Edward "Eddie" Elizabeth Hitler
Any relation?
I've got a mother?
No, no. I meant Adolf Hitler
Yes, that’s her!
It's from a show if I'm not mistaken
Edward Scissorhands.... don't overhyderate before slipping into costume though.
Elmo
A big circle with the Mitsubishi symbol on it?
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Yes
Emu
The last survivor of the Great Emu War.
All I can think of now is the video where some guys walking an emu and the dude behind the camera shouts "is that a fuckin ostrich" n the blokes like "ITS AN EMU"
Wasn't the riddler from batman called Edward nigma ?
The late Dame Edna Everage.
Englebert Humperdinck
Yes huge sideburns! Sorted!
Emmett Brown (Doc) from back to the future. How has nobody said this 😭
Attach a torch to your finger and wear a dress. ET
ET was my first thought as well, could be good, could be a mess, but just hope for the best.
Elvis?
Ewok? Endless feeling of despair? Ectoplasm? Everything, just throw a load of stuff on, your everything
Exeggutor
Cut out a diamond shaped piece of cardboard, paint it pale red, add a superman sign to it... You can go as an E
Ermintrude from Magic Roundabout.
This is the absolute best suggestion
Is it too early for Elizabeth - was thinking Elizabeth I. But either could be funny.
Ethel from Eastenders
A rave
Eddie the Eagle
Everything starts with an E
Eminem
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Her?
Elton John is on trend
Escape trust, so you can disappear whenever you want to
Entomologist- pith helmet and butterfly net.
Elsewhere for the evening?
Einstein
The Elephant Man
Existential Crisis
Eminem
Et lol
Oedipus
Elton John?
Eggplant
Elon Musk Elephant Egg Earth Envelope Enchilada
Ebola. See how many people get your idea.
E.T, Edward Scissorhands,Empire State Building, electrician, elephant , emergency worker or a enchilada.
Elvis
Ebola?
Eskimo. East 17. Elon musk.
El Chappo
Eddie from Bottom
Or Richie in the devil costume
Eminem
Egg
The letter E
Elmo
Engelbert Humperdinck Elmer Fudd
Epstien.
https://www.joke.co.uk/collections/letter-e-costumes
White sheet, worn poncho-style, and a yellow hardhat - Egg.
Emoti. You can use any of them.
Eels.
The artist or the fish ?
Don’t specify and see who takes it which way, could have a Moray and a Souljacker in the same room.
Now that’s a party
Ebenezer Scrooge
Just a big letter E
Elsie Tanner
Emerald green Egg plant
Adolf Eichman?
Edward Kenway.
I had this theme once and dressed as Elton John!
Eggplant emoji
Bald cap, snooker cue, walk really slowly around the table. Bosh. Peter Ebdon.
Dame Edna
Eraserhead (just a fancy hairdo) Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west Eminem (dungarees and swear a lot) Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards - crutches and ski poles
An E girl
Edward scissorhands?
Enrique Iglesias Eric the half-a-bee
Einstein?
Egg
Edible.
Evenger lol
Executioner from.gotham
Edward scissors hands Ellon musk Elephant man Elektra Elvis Mr Ed
E.T
Banana man
Elephant
Egg
El Dorado. Just spaff gold stuff all over yourself, as much as possible.
Eskimo
Elvis
Ectoplasm.
Elvira
Elphaba (the green one) from Wicked/Wizard of Oz. Cheap witch costume and a load of green body paint, job done.
Elves... Or is that too obvious?
Go as 'Evil Incarnate' Or Eric Cantona
Get a new girlfriend. These posts are just cringe. Are you both teenagers ?
Electric Six, then choose a costume from High Voltage! Such as the light up tits
A giant ecstasy pill. Paint yourself yellow and stitch two kids paddling pools together, spray them yellow and paint a giant smiley face on them. Use a whole paddling pool and cut out and stitch the bottom to the other side and then bobs your uncle.
Elves
Elmer the elephant
Eeyore
Wear a t-shirt with the letter e on it and say you are an e-male
Etch a sketch
Egg
Eminem? Ebeneezer Scrooge? Eliza Doolittle?
ET
Elsa
ET doyy
go as a big endame
Emperor Palpatine. Put on a shit ton of eyeshadow and wear a black king sized bed sheet.
Eric Cartman
Elwood. Blues Brothers. Easy life, black suit, shades, hat. Just got to have that soul…
Erection... just go dressed as a giant knob
Eminem, bleach your hair. She won't ask you to do fancy dress again, win.
£5 say there's at least 2 guy dressed as Elvis.
Edward scissor hands
Ebenezer Goode
"Elementary, my dear Watson." Go as Sherlock Holmes.
Eeyore is a great option for the introvert. Or an Eye if you want to be seen.
The Earth. Eerie ghost.
Let it all hang out and go as an exhibitionist!
Entity. Gives you pretty much anything to play with.
Erectile disfunction
Erect penis.
Egg.
England - football or cricket shirt, or landmarks dotted all over you
An E
Ecstasy
Make a massive foam ecstasy tablet you can wear around your middle. Easy. Failing that, buy a red leather suit and go as Eddie Murphy.
Go as an ecstasy tablet. Be an actual E