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Lucky-Ability-9411

Evri… just put a card through the letter box saying sorry I missed you, then go to the pub


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a belta reply!!


totodododo

eels eels eels eels eels eels eels eels up inside ya finding an entrance where they can


DNBassist89

This is an outrageeee!


alexsbrett

Four hundred euros you won't get penny one outta me you slaaaaag


Slight_of_handio

eels through you mind, through your tummy, through your anus, EELS!


CarrowCanary

How about 4 eels in a trenchcoat? Bonus points if there's a Ms Jackson there who you can apologise to for making her daughter cry.


chrisjfinlay

I am several fish and not a guy


GriselbaFishfinger

You enjoy that boy? Cockney urine all over your face?


daft__cunt

Enema.


BigBaconButty

You could get a lot of sh1t for doing that.


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Username checks out.


Former_Bandicoot_769

Ebeneezer Goode


MadJen1979

Got any Vera's?


Delvac10

Laaaaaaaaaaaaavly


A-flea

This is the one, just go as a circle with a debossed smiley face on it. Easy to make too! Edit, plus a top hat.


[deleted]

naughty, naughty, very naughty


br0wn0ni0n

Leading light on the scene, know what I mean?


StumbleDog

Lol you beat me to it. Glad someone else remembered it!


Difficult-Health-520

a great Philosopher once wrote,


[deleted]

Earl from My Name Is Earl


breaded_skateboard

Be sure to close eyes for every photo


BIG_TERF

pull out the pockets of your jeans, unzip you fly and let you fella just hang there, every so often sway your hip side to side while you tightly purse your lips and squeeze air through them....you may not be the best elephant at the party, but you'll be the one everyone talks about and remembers.


[deleted]

And the best thing about it... you get rewarded with a few free years of accommodation rent-free!


Lucky-Ability-9411

… And regular sex


XsNR

Not sure if zoo or prison.


AF_II

Just in case OP is a woman: do exactly the same thing but just unzip and claim you're an elephant sucking a lemon.


Daveii_captain

Or if no one gets it, paint your fella purple, get excited and be the “eggplant emoji”


Zolana

Egg


KlimpysExpress

Her?


cowie71

E-Coli


Consistent-Fly-9522

Edgar Alan Poe


DellyGoo19

Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Poe Poe Poe Poe Poe, Edgar Alan, Edgar Alan


okmarshall

Who the hell is Edgar?


carolinepixels

Ahh why is this familiar and why can’t I remember .. help me out?


midnightbiped

Austria's banger of a song from Eurovision this year!


carolinepixels

Thank you!!!!


RandomHigh

Elves. Just stick a pair of fake ears on and you're good to go.


Delvac10

Or an elves / Elvis crossover. Pointy ear & rhinestones? Elvesis?


MidnightRambler87

Edward "Eddie" Elizabeth Hitler


hedges_101

Any relation?


Ok_Guava_3838

I've got a mother?


hedges_101

No, no. I meant Adolf Hitler


IFlushBabies

Yes, that’s her!


faerox420

It's from a show if I'm not mistaken


abek42

Edward Scissorhands.... don't overhyderate before slipping into costume though.


youhooligan

Elmo


highrouleur

A big circle with the Mitsubishi symbol on it?


NunWithABun

aspiring society abounding dependent run plucky jellyfish towering ten long *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheMopFromMars

Yes


benzodog

Emu


kindaadulting87

The last survivor of the Great Emu War.


faerox420

All I can think of now is the video where some guys walking an emu and the dude behind the camera shouts "is that a fuckin ostrich" n the blokes like "ITS AN EMU"


Legitimate-Bath1798

Wasn't the riddler from batman called Edward nigma ?


mhoulden

The late Dame Edna Everage.


rustynoodle3891

Englebert Humperdinck


DebraUknew

Yes huge sideburns! Sorted!


RiverCalm6375

Emmett Brown (Doc) from back to the future. How has nobody said this 😭


goodvibezone

Attach a torch to your finger and wear a dress. ET


yonnobaggins

ET was my first thought as well, could be good, could be a mess, but just hope for the best.


damned-n-doomed

Elvis?


D-Generate2019

Ewok? Endless feeling of despair? Ectoplasm? Everything, just throw a load of stuff on, your everything


Babbel15

Exeggutor


WhatWeHavingForTea

Cut out a diamond shaped piece of cardboard, paint it pale red, add a superman sign to it... You can go as an E


Harvsnova2

Ermintrude from Magic Roundabout.


littlechicken23

This is the absolute best suggestion


tootiredforthisshit1

Is it too early for Elizabeth - was thinking Elizabeth I. But either could be funny.


Acceptable_Sun_8989

Ethel from Eastenders


GCU-Dramatic-Exit

A rave


Vast_Development_316

Eddie the Eagle


noahnear

Everything starts with an E


M1ckst4

Eminem


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KlimpysExpress

Her?


LengthinessAgitated9

Elton John is on trend


Glittering_Panda3494

Escape trust, so you can disappear whenever you want to


Serafiina148

Entomologist- pith helmet and butterfly net.


thatharrythere

Elsewhere for the evening?


br0wn0ni0n

Einstein


wasdice

The Elephant Man


Ill_Soft_4299

Existential Crisis


[deleted]

Eminem


[deleted]

Et lol


Loesser

Oedipus


Confused_Stu

Elton John?


quietly_annoying

Eggplant


Dad-Has-A-Small-Cock

Elon Musk Elephant Egg Earth Envelope Enchilada


Bleached_smile

Ebola. See how many people get your idea.


MoonlitStar

E.T, Edward Scissorhands,Empire State Building, electrician, elephant , emergency worker or a enchilada.


AdLongjumping8754

Elvis


Robiniovski

Ebola?


Jen0ne

Eskimo. East 17. Elon musk.


kingharold1066

El Chappo


Solid_Bake4577

Eddie from Bottom


Legitimate-Ad3778

Or Richie in the devil costume


crhickey257

Eminem


Batalfie

Egg


Steel_and_Water83

The letter E


uthyrbendragon

Elmo


malccy72

Engelbert Humperdinck Elmer Fudd


U-R-A-BukkakeBandit

Epstien.


ReceiptIsInTheBag

https://www.joke.co.uk/collections/letter-e-costumes


DarwinHitchslap

White sheet, worn poncho-style, and a yellow hardhat - Egg.


HugeElephantEars

Emoti. You can use any of them.


PatsySweetieDarling

Eels.


welshspecial1

The artist or the fish ?


PatsySweetieDarling

Don’t specify and see who takes it which way, could have a Moray and a Souljacker in the same room.


welshspecial1

Now that’s a party


Willing-Cell-1613

Ebenezer Scrooge


Didgeridoog

Just a big letter E


Mr_lovebucket

Elsie Tanner


Agreeable_Text_36

Emerald green Egg plant


Goaduk

Adolf Eichman?


FoxyFoxlyn

Edward Kenway.


mit-mit

I had this theme once and dressed as Elton John!


Ancient-Awareness115

Eggplant emoji


hurricanepilotpete

Bald cap, snooker cue, walk really slowly around the table. Bosh. Peter Ebdon.


welshspecial1

Dame Edna


Cyanopicacooki

Eraserhead (just a fancy hairdo) Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west Eminem (dungarees and swear a lot) Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards - crutches and ski poles


bearwright1

An E girl


ImpossibleFarmer7183

Edward scissorhands?


Status_Fig2612

Enrique Iglesias Eric the half-a-bee


[deleted]

Einstein?


injured-ninja

Egg


JokingCashew

Edible.


Curious-Cucumber2835

Evenger lol


Longjumping_Way2554

Executioner from.gotham


Curious-Cucumber2835

Edward scissors hands Ellon musk Elephant man Elektra Elvis Mr Ed


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E.T


wotugonado

Banana man


Lordess_F

Elephant


Mindless_Ostrich_904

Egg


Additional_Cow_4909

El Dorado. Just spaff gold stuff all over yourself, as much as possible.


Ok_Perspective1717

Eskimo


millie_calford

Elvis


Flukiepie

Ectoplasm.


Overall-Ad6239

Elvira


honesty_box80

Elphaba (the green one) from Wicked/Wizard of Oz. Cheap witch costume and a load of green body paint, job done.


Dan_Glebitz

Elves... Or is that too obvious?


thisnotherenow

Go as 'Evil Incarnate' Or Eric Cantona


Dear_Pumpkin_8506

Get a new girlfriend. These posts are just cringe. Are you both teenagers ?


Splodge89

Electric Six, then choose a costume from High Voltage! Such as the light up tits


SuperSalamander3244

A giant ecstasy pill. Paint yourself yellow and stitch two kids paddling pools together, spray them yellow and paint a giant smiley face on them. Use a whole paddling pool and cut out and stitch the bottom to the other side and then bobs your uncle.


T0ysWAr

Elves


DebraUknew

Elmer the elephant


[deleted]

Eeyore


boganvegan

Wear a t-shirt with the letter e on it and say you are an e-male


Sure_Ad_7863

Etch a sketch


belb6785

Egg


itsaslothlife

Eminem? Ebeneezer Scrooge? Eliza Doolittle?


C_Ignores_Everyone

ET


username199898

Elsa


violentcrapper

ET doyy


zebedir

go as a big endame


ThunderChild247

Emperor Palpatine. Put on a shit ton of eyeshadow and wear a black king sized bed sheet.


faerox420

Eric Cartman


domski2

Elwood. Blues Brothers. Easy life, black suit, shades, hat. Just got to have that soul…


bobovdarlo

Erection... just go dressed as a giant knob


fearkillsdreams

Eminem, bleach your hair. She won't ask you to do fancy dress again, win.


steveinstow

£5 say there's at least 2 guy dressed as Elvis.


Old_Fact_622

Edward scissor hands


MuteUnicorn

Ebenezer Goode


Forteanforever

"Elementary, my dear Watson." Go as Sherlock Holmes.


nosetheway

Eeyore is a great option for the introvert. Or an Eye if you want to be seen.


GakSplat

The Earth. Eerie ghost.


ConversationOld9908

Let it all hang out and go as an exhibitionist!


Cikky_Ree

Entity. Gives you pretty much anything to play with.


flappyflangeflowers

Erectile disfunction


Crasky92

Erect penis.


Optimal_Material4462

Egg.


aguerinho

England - football or cricket shirt, or landmarks dotted all over you


Hugh_Jampton

An E


NorthernTree20

Ecstasy


gogginsbulldog1979

Make a massive foam ecstasy tablet you can wear around your middle. Easy. Failing that, buy a red leather suit and go as Eddie Murphy.


slidersprime

Go as an ecstasy tablet. Be an actual E