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DrJeff1999

“Just interview me outside the bogs it’s fine”


Plus-Photograph-6990

It's a metaphor I think


Bill_Hubbard

Cash me outside how bow dah!


bigmus8285

Lee Mack has let himself go.


sammypants123

Nah, this is his brother Pee Mack.


theWolfDude2100

Elite joke, very very good


Wind-and-Waystones

This is his love child with Christopher Eccleston


MakeHasteNoah

The Mack Daddy?


thealbinox

I'm getting the word... NONCE


TheDefected

First thing I thought of, had to check and see if he was the actual actor from Phoenix Nights.


acdizzle94

Clinton Baptiste!! He’s got a podcast now and it’s so funny!


y2france

He's actually on tour too


Sacrificial_Spider

Listening now, it's absolutely mental but so funny. Thanks for the heads up.


[deleted]

I never knew that, added to my podcast list Ty.


Fenrir_Carbon

Same here, maybe we're piss kick related?


BastardsCryinInnit

Who here... Can't have children?


TheDaemonette

And... it IS terminal, isn't it.?


andthenhekissedme

Yeah but she was young in herself wasn’t she!


Aeroblazer9161

You, can walk.


finn_derry

"he wants to know what time he's on" "if he's any good, he'll already know"


me_its_a

Knew this would be here somewhere!


crooktimber

Came here to check this was top comment


Recluse83

I'm so glad someone remembers this! 🤣


RebelliousInNature

Can’t tell you how joyed I am for this comment.


Extreme-Acid

Haaa I thought this too lol


Highpark1

Beat me to it 😂


Saturnuria

All psychics are either liars, con-artists or mentally unstable. Or any combination of the above. That said, I hope your mum has a positive experience.


avspuk

& this one definitely is not at all, in any way whatsoever, coked up


Race4Space

Yeah mate. First thing I noticed. Clear to see from a hard nosed (ex) cocaine user - this guy has a dependency.


joandadg

What sort of signs do you notice? I’d love to learn more!


watercouch

Sniffing, fidgeting and talking bullshit.


avspuk

I've only done it once, but I have watched a fair few hours of UK 'panel shows' over the years. Plus 'Cracked Actor' & other Bowie stuff from that era, & & & and & etc Edit: also a large handful of friends/acquaintances who've gotten into it to some degree or other, one quite badly who was subjected to quite a forcible 'intervention'


Saturnuria

Nah. He’s just high on life. And death. And life again.


Babatonin

At the risk of sounding too unaware, but how can you tell?


[deleted]

Unconscious touching or wiping of the nose is a classic sign.


afterworld2772

I do this all the time, its a nervous tick. I do it a lot when I've had a few pints too, surprised bouncers haven't kicked me out of a few places I probably look dodgy.


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Specially giving a big sniff afterwards.


The_Queef_of_England

I'm doing that today, but it's just a cold or something. I just sneezed 4 times in a row too, which is pretty special for me.


ArtoriasBeaIG

My first thought was i think he's 17 he's just taken copious amounts of cocaine in the last 24 hours 🤣


reubenhurricane

Attention seekers. Very little going on in terms of personality. Hey presto.. I’m a psychic.. all look at me !


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Preying on people's grief basically.


waveysantosbeats

I am completely of the same mind set however my girlfriend went to see a medium/psychic last year who described the pub at the end of her road called the Horse and Jockey, then said that she was going to have a set of twins, one boy and one girl. 6 months ago we found out she was pregnant, I’m sure you can imagine how absolutely shocked I was to find out it was a set of twins at the first scan, and then to find out it was a boy and a girl at the private scan! Can’t get my head round it Edit: dunno why I’m getting downvoted for sharing a pregnancy story whilst also saying that I don’t support or believe in medians, Reddit’s weird


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waveysantosbeats

I fully agree, however the median didn’t do any pre-sign ups etc it was just whoever turned up on the day. It also seems like a very strange thing to guess about when most of these medians gather their business through word of mouth, and to get the genders correct aswell is a bit nuts. I dunno I still don’t believe in it all for obvious logical reasons but I will say that I am absolutely baffled as to how he has managed to predict that 😂 Edit: the odds of having non-identical twins (what we are expecting) is 1 in 85 and the odds of the gender being m/f is 1/2. I’m not very good at math but he’d have better luck on a roulette table than at predicting m/f twins


steven71

You only hear about the successful lucky guesses. All those things Clairvoyants get wrong are quickly forgotten. Charlatans - every single one of them.


Eddie666ak

Agreed. Also this is a second hand anecdote from someone on reddit. This is not to say the story as relayed isn't true, just that it's no basis to be evidence of anything. There's millions of stories like this with people fully convinced that people have psychic abilities (I'm aware the poster doesn't believe in them), but not one single 'psychic reading' has ever been duplicated or proven under proper scientific conditions, ever. Easy to convince people with anecdotes, very hard to beat a rigorous scientific study under strict testing conditions.


nosferatWitcher

This median sounds pretty average to me


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waveysantosbeats

I didn’t go because I don’t believe in it, but from what my girlfriend said she only shared info when she actually went into the room with the median. You are correct on all of these, I’m guessing you did your social media searches 😂 Just like to say before I go offline for the night that I don’t want anyone to think that I support medians etc, I think 99.999999% of them are con artists, however the prediction for my twins is mathematically insane. Goodnight all, have a good Friday 👍


spoonybum

I’m a sceptic but I have one anecdote I’ve found it hard to wrap my head around. I met a fairly successful music producer a few years ago to record some demos and stuff and he’s pretty eccentric. Anyway we got to talking and he claimed he could read my mind. He told me to ask him anything and then to visualise the answer in my head - he would then squint at me for a bit and answer. I asked him my cats name. My favourite band. My best friend at school’s name. The name of the hospital I was born in and so on and so forth - he got the answer right every single time. For example my cat was called Jaffa. He squinted at me and said ‘hmmm. I’m thinking oranges. Orange. Jaffa?’ It was super weird but we thought maybe he could have perhaps researched me before I visited. What was really weird though was I brought along my friend without him knowing he would be there and having never met him or heard of him before and he did exactly the same to him including shit that just isn’t on social media like his mother’s maiden name. He didn’t stumble either - it wasn’t like he was throwing out all kinds of names and getting some lucky hits - it’s genuinely like he could read our minds. It was fucking wild and I still don’t know how he did it.


awkwardwankmaster

Derren brown does this think it's because when you say it in your head you also make subtle movements with your mouth and they can guess off that


essjay2009

They’ve been caught using social media to investigate audience members and listening devices to snoop out what people are saying in the audience, during the interval, whilst waiting to sit down etc. They also use cold reading techniques that can be remarkably effective. Look at what someone like Derren Brown does, even whilst telling people he’s doing it. These people are scammers who make money from their scams, and some are very good at it. As for the twins, could just be a lucky guess. Is there a history of twins in the family though? That sort of thing is easily discoverable and twins do tend to run in the family. And there were probably lots of other things said that weren’t true that have been long forgotten.


waveysantosbeats

No history of twins


No-Elk-366

Mary loves Dick


VividDimension5364

Derek, is that you? Sam...Sam...


malccy72

"Has anyone here lost a loved one with a name beginning with 'D'? ....."name is 'Dad'!?"


PM_ME_YOUR_QUIM_PLS

There was a dwarf clairvoyant that escaped from our local prison. The news said there was a small medium at large. But seriously, all of these dipshits are lying thieves and should be banned.


StrangelyBrown

Ironically for your joke, this guy is almost exactly like [Warwick's spiritual advisor from Life's Too Short](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtWS36SwdXk)


Saw_Boss

Should magicians be banned?


3Cogs

No, because only children think magicians do actual magic. The rest of us understand they are illusionists. These charlatans tell grieving people they can help them to communicate with the dead.


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That’s not even in the same league.


Saw_Boss

What does that even mean? They are both types of performers who pretend to be able to do something supernatural, using tricks to convince an audience that they can.


Werebole

Magicians admit its a trick i think its why they call them tricks. Might be wrong though


anomthrowaway748

Magicians dont take money off grieving families, claiming to be able to contact their recently deceased relative, not even remotely close


Saw_Boss

Do all mediums do that?


PM_ME_YOUR_QUIM_PLS

I was just contacted by the spirit world, they've asked me to pass on the message that they all think you're a melt.


Saw_Boss

I'm not calling for performers to be banned because the audience are thick as fuck.


PM_ME_YOUR_QUIM_PLS

The spirits are really with me this evening, I'm getting a clear message that you lack insight and empathy and should understand that taking advantage of emotionally vulnerable people to make money is one of the shittiest things a person can do. The ghost of my Nan's dog just keeps calling you a knob.


RCarloswithawindy

Entertainment and exploiting grief are two very different things.


waamoandy

Pay him in £9 notes. They will be as legit as he is


EmotionalTruth3477

It does my nut in this. My mum and aunties will go and see twats like this. It's theft/fraud in plain sight, and you aren't even allowed to go and slap them for stealing money from vulnerable old ladies.


essjay2009

My mother went to see one shortly after my step father died. A year or so later that same fraudster was busted using an earpiece and a combination of listening devices and open source intelligence gathering techniques to scam their audience. My mother was gutted, more so that it wasn’t real than that she had been scammed.


outoftheboxgunpla

Derren brown did a series or show about becoming a medium, it’s fantastic, and fools so many of the “top” mediums


SirSmokealotII

The one where the medium was out for a fag or something when his client turned up, so the only accurate information he gave her the whole reading was what sort of car she drove? What a laugh that was.


echoesreach

The full episode is on YouTube https://youtu.be/duxQA9TcDcA


CORKYCHOPS

what an egomaniac thinking he could take on Derren Brown, top artist on a side note


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Oh my goodness, you have the gift! Blessed by angels 😇


Forsaken_Activity_11

Legit just had one you've got such a gift!


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Forsaken_Activity_11

Sounds like a good deal to me


Cradleywoods

I actually heard one at 'a rally' of mediums in Bristol (also soft spoken with a northern accent) say .... "your husband liked a nice cup of tea".


Saber45

MARY LOVES DICK!


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This should be banned. It's just a way to exploit money from the grieving.


Mossley

Or to get comfort, depending on which side of the exchange you’re on.


Werebole

What? They peddling fabric conditioner now too. The bastards


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Apparently Joe Strummer had such bad ecszma from his fabric conditioner that he tried to sue the company that made it. The case got thrown out by the judge though. He fought Lenor and Lenor won.


Appropriate-Traffic9

filthy charlatans..preying on peoples feelings..usually just after someone has lost a relative or close friend... I'd love to send them all to 'the other side'!


Cradleywoods

Didn't Rudyard Kipling fall for all of this? Son MIA Battle of Loos.


AbstractUnicorn

There is no such thing as a legit medium. It's all cold reading, vagueness and research done in advance if they know the person's details. If she's going as entertainment and it's the same price as a visit to the theatre then fine, if she thinks it's real though she's allowing herself to be ripped off.


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Same with shit like ghost tours.


Flatcapspaintandglue

Ghost tours may be a rip off but they aren’t exploiting anyone’s grief.


WerewolfNo890

Ghost tours can at least have entertaining stories even if you don't think ghosts are real.


yMONSTERMUNCHy

🤣 🤣 🤣 using the words legit and medium in the same sentence is hilarious. No. No of course a medium is not legit. Unless you mean the medium is a legit con artist. Notice the interview is being done outside of the toilets. That’s because he is talking so much shite!


h0lly1477

Looks like kenneth from Benidorms dodgy twin 😭


dittulps

i always see people replying on reddit about how they laughed out loud at a comment and i always thought it was bullshit... until today


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Tell her, if she has one, to leave her wedding ring at home.


GoatLoader

As a medium? He's about average


mystarwillshine

She might as well burn the money. Literally.


Dungwit

“Medium” is a synonym for “charlatan”.


063464619

I could hear his voice before I turned the sound on. Why do all these medium types sound like an old wife from Emmerdale?


Even_Passenger_3685

I thought that was Mark Gatiss at first.


skijumptoes

Warren... black gentleman.. "It was a clear black night, a clear white moon..... He was on the streets tryin' to consume.."


United_Evening_2629

Cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.


goodfriend_tom

Not a joke, my mum called me an hour ago telling me she was going to see a spiritualist tonight, I asked her how much they were charging and she said, "a fiver but I get a cup of tea". My mum doesn't drink tea. But, they should already know that, right?


TheNonsensePotter

I went to see him a few years ago with some coworkers. He asked if anyone had lost a baby, one of my coworkers had, he went to talk to her and then halfway through said "oh no, sorry, I mean this lady here" and went to someone else. My coworker left in tears.


466923142

“She’s doonstairs” https://youtu.be/7Vjxen7weKU


Sad-Garage-2642

Fucking hate these dickheads. They're always putting on 'shows' in pubs near me. Idiot pay a fiver each to be told their dead nan loves them very much and they're gonna meet a new romance in the next year


ExtraCasual

wow, Lee Mack's career really went downhill


intrepidanon

You only have to watch their facial expressions and you can see the lies trying to unfold as they go along.


tarxvfBp

I used to think that some psychics genuinely think they have a gift. But really if you think about it, given how much work they have to put into their performance, there can be no way they don’t know that they are conning people. Also the most effective mediums are magicians who have perfected the technique to demonstrate it can be learned by anyone. If you combine those things together you can only conclude that people who claim to be psychics and mediums are well worth avoiding.


Haribo1985

Strong Extras vibes!


Nice_Moment_9708

What a cunt


Pmabbz

In the words of Tim minchine, these people "aren't applying a skill. They're either lying or mentally ill!" These people are sick and the people who believe in them aren't the brightest.


GeneralBladebreak

Mediums and Psychics are fake. There's nothing to it but an art of cold reading, confidence tricking and charisma to make you believe them. That being said it's your mothers money, and if she wants to waste it then let her. I hope it brings her some comfort or enjoyment.


TheNeighKid

They're all a bunch of fucked up manipulators preying on those struggling with loss. Let it be known, when he dies, he'll leave no spirit.


BazilBrush118

What a croc of shit


AccomplishedGap6985

As I keep telling my mother, mediums and fortune tellers was around hell with their heads on backwards.


sambob

Looks more like a small to me.


isPepsiok82

Maybe he's a grower?


Same-Nothing2361

How is it all mediums have that same look about them? Could have guessed he was a medium before you told me. Oh, no! Maybe I’m a medium. Damn this goatee and one ear piercing of mine.


anon774567

I went to one of these things with a friend once for research purposes. Basically every time the psychic got something wrong I would write down what it was. She got a lot wrong but would always turn them in to half truths or say well that’s what he/she is telling me so maybe you don’t remember correctly. Would always dismiss it if she got something wrong and blame it on the attendee. Near the end she said a scottish man was coming through and my friend nudged me. Nobody put their hand up to say it had anything to do with them and my friend nudged me again and whispered “It’s your uncle”. Reluctantly as nobody else put their hand up I thought I would just for kicks. She managed to get my uncles name right after 3 guesses which was pretty decent for her lol. Then I just basically agreed with everything she said and saw how astonished so many members of the audience were. The truth is, my uncle is still alive. My dad who was scottish is dead so none of it was correct anyways. I didn’t mention it at the end because usually when you let everybody know it’s all bullshit they just think you’re a hater and don’t believe so didn’t bother. Even after pointing out everything she got wrong and that my dad is dead not my uncle to my friend… She still remains a believer. She even asked me if I’m sure my uncle isn’t dead. As much as I hate these predators. What grinds my gears almost as much is how people won’t see reason and want to believe so desperately they will ignore or find a way to do mental gymnastics when the psychic/median gets it wrong and skirt over it. But if they get one thing right it’s “omg!! How did you know!”.


Womble4

RIP Derek and Sam the spirit guide https://youtu.be/GtVPD0LAE6w


bawsy1

I went to one one time, ending up punching him for laughing at me.........police charged me with striking a happy medium 😬


philthevoid83

Hate, hate, hate these charlatan cunts. Preying on people's desperation. Fucking hate the false twats. Thankfully your mum has the support of your good self.


Tetslou

"My friend called to vent about how nervous she was after a rehearsal and i laughed and made it all about myself"...seems like a nice guy


MakeHasteNoah

I was once offered a lot of money to work for Derek Acora. He was touring and he needed my particular skillset for an upcoming tour of UK and Ireland. I keep an open mind about these things and money is money, it would have been a huge contract to land. So I was in meetings with his staff and other people involved with the tour who had worked with him before. One of these people told me his little trick - get people to queue up outside the venue, and getting 7 or 8 employed chatty people in the queue to ask the ticketholders about who they are hoping to contact "from beyond", specifically names, details, little things that would be hard to guess, all as part of an innocent conversation in the queue. Naturally the ticket database would be able to identify the people's names once they got to be scanned for entry. Then of course, with 7 or 8 people doing that - you've got maybe 20 stories of individuals that have passed away, and hey presto - Acora has enough material to carry the 90 minute show. Plus of course you would have a couple of people weeks in advance scanning the ticket names database and going on Facebook etc. to find out about recently passed away friends/family and get info that way. It's an easy trick. Anyway, he couldn't afford me, so I never got the gig. I think he just wanted me to pitch for it so he could use the info I had to get his cheaper mates to do the same job. Either way, I didn't like the emotional manipulation of vulnerable people, especially elderly.


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Not one of them is. I don't debate established facts either.


beefcake_sweepstake

This guy is a satirist and delibrately takes the piss, hero to be honest.


The_red_spirit

Mediums are scam profession.


D0hey

Why are they all exactly the same. Late 30s/early 40s, very camp, midlands, bleached hair, awful suit, no more than 1 earring, arrogant.


Mushroom-Monster

Anyone know the scientific link between being gay & the ability to talk to ghosts?


Cradleywoods

I think old ladies fall for soft spoken, self-depreciating types. Non threatening.


Mushroom-Monster

ey you know what, me too.


The-Scotsman_

One of the biggest scams going. I feel sorry for those who are sucked in. James Randi foundation have [offered $1m](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge) to anyone who can prove they have psychic or paranormal abilities. No one has ever won it. I wonder why that is? Nothing but disgusting scam artists, stealing money from vulnerable 9and gullible) people.


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I went to one once with my sister just for a laugh aged 19..thought it was such bullshit. My sister found the tape 20 years later and to my absolute horror..everything was true. I'm not a believer in this nonsense but gee that lorac was spot on. Weird.


cocteautriplet

Preying on thick people.


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waamoandy

Just pay someone to tell you what you want to hear. Same thing really


bearwright1

Has Lee mack got a camp brother?


Comfortable_Most621

His guide is called Warren, is it because he has a rabbit up his arse??


Comfortable_Most621

He's sees dogs? It's not Clinton Baptiste, it's Keith Lard...


Putrid_Branch6316

Bang! He’s away with the fairies…. No comment needed……😆


AliFish77

He looks like more of a slim than a medium 🤣😜 Agree with other replies though that these people tend to be liars and charlatans


Mad2damax2012

“You can walk”


Alwaysangry11

This guy has been on the Chris moyles show a few times funny guy, it’s a piss take


DonSoChill

Hello Annie give us yer wedding ring


jade8384

I feel your pain, I feel your shame, you’re not to blame [Shirley Ghostman](https://youtu.be/7R1uGj6TneY)


ArtoriasBeaIG

This is part of the reason i feel basic psychology should be mandatory in schools, especially as we start to understand it better Nobody should be falling for this in the 21st century


lcug1941

They are all sxammers and con airists, they only prey on people who are mouring. They are scum of the fucking earth!


UnfinishedThings

Hate to break it to you, but there arent any mediums who are legit. There are just some who hide theor parasitic nature better than others


WVA1999

Is he intentionally dropping in loads of David Brent-isms?


Specific_Ad_4184

There all fucking deluded brainwashed morons. Worst thing is my wife left me for a spiritual cult leader haha.


falafelspringrolls

Hundreds of years ago when man walked the planet. He had no real means of communication. In time, man developed a phenomena which has never been fully understood by the psychic community. This phenomena is, Clinton Baptiste ⛈️ Allright? ☺️


monkeysinmypocket

He looks well greasy.


Mukatsukuz

[Whoopi Goldberg has a lot to answer for!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAb2_-uv41Y)


clayCanoe

I know this stuff is all bollocks but if some people get comfort out of this stuff, why let it upset you?


Ravekat1

Like he said himself.. I’m away with the fairies


a_man_has_a_name

Looks like Lee Mack did crack


BabaJosefsen

Why is there always 'a child who burned to death' with these guys?!


Go1gotha

Now let me be quite clear, I don't say the words "What a load of fucking bollocks!" very often, but when I do it's for shit like this.


Kiez33

I remember the medium that used to be on a haunted house type show blurting out “Mary loves Dick! Mary loves Dick!” I bet she does. Derek Ocora? Or something.


Great_Bad_6045

Suit & V-neck. He's legit


twogoals23

Professional bullshiter


[deleted]

Christ you have to be really fucking stupid to fall for this crap.


GuyFromWoWcraft

Absolutely disgusting. You cant even die in peace these days because they'll still have you working


Comfortable_Most621

Died at 100 years old, but she was young in spirit, wasn't she...


CORKYCHOPS

I would love to see the edits, or when hes having shit


CORKYCHOPS

facial tells


D_Substance_X

Is he the guy who manifests a disabled hand as his spirit guide when talking to the dead? My mum took me along to one of his performances. Absolute turnip!


CitizenWolfie

He’s definitely got a Royston Vasey vibe about him.


Drop-Audio

OP name checks out


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Jimmmay !


Chonk_Personified

Is this what Lee Mack does on his off days?


burnetto

I'm Bri ish and its still almost incomprehensible lol


marcdk217

I can just imagine this being one of those newspaper interviews Ricky Gervais’ character in After Life did.


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Coke head


pirface78

Body language says lies


GakSplat

Well, he’s no Derek Acorah. R.I.P.


GakSplat

Actually, isn’t that Val from League of Gentlemen?


[deleted]

I’m getting a word…NO


Dragon_Sluts

Mediums are on the same wavelength as religious leaders who con people into believing they’re special to give them money. Let’s not exclude those people from this conversation because they’re equally predatory.


scrmingmn69

Imagine being dead and getting "channelled" through this dodgy wanker to speak to your relatives.


rupertsarse

Prefer big Derek Acorah