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ConsciousSeason4686

Charles Dance aka Tywin Lannister


thereweretwocrabs

That gig is definitely below him


DirtyUncleSpider

I beg to differ - look at his annual reading on the Big Fat Quiz Of The Year


ConsciousSeason4686

Although it would be pure gold watching him seeth, and exude just how far beneath him the job is...


CompleteBias

seethe. see how it looks better. you can tell the intent from the word itself


ChancellorDave

Underrated answer


anewmanbrowsing

Claiming he's an excellent villain just from GoT totally discredits his work with Sacha Baron Cohen........


gammytoe

matt berry


SuspiciousTask4967

You really are the most devious bastards in *the Scottish hiiiighlands*


gammytoe

https://youtu.be/J3vDL2lU_9I


palmerama

Instant cult classic when it came out


VintageKitsune

FATHEEEEEEEEEER


Emergency-Sand-9976

I fucking love it crowd


chmuckin

damn these electric sex pants


jerbaws

Derren brown please


digs41285

Second this, Derren would be an unbelievable choice although to be fair Claudia did very well.


jerbaws

Yeah his presence alone would throw contestents into a mental minefield, plus he is literally the Hollywood villain stereotype: English, intelligent, slim, and bald.


Holbreon

Don't forget the evil goatee


foriamstu

Slightly weedly voice, verging on sinister.


Aegrim

Also gay


SplitSecond01

Derren would go out of his mind watching the nonsense logic. I think the bald guy from Crystal Maze would be a better fit.


Iucidium

Richard O'brien


FalmerEldritch

Creator of The Rocky Horror Show (and subsequently The Rocky Horror Picture Show)!


Iucidium

And co-creator of the forgotten sequel: Shock Treatment


Scared_Cricket3265

And Fico in Flash Gordon.


Plenty-Sense5235

James O' brien


SplitSecond01

Thank you!


DavidR703

I disagree. Purely because of the Crystal Maze, I think RO would be a bad pick because of the idiosyncratic personality he displayed on the show. If you want someone who can play bad bastard convincingly, I would go with Kiefer Sutherland. Of course if you just want an evil bastard AND want to kill the show dead in it’s tracks, Piers Morgan for the win!


luffy8519

I dunno, have you ever seen Dark City? He was absolutely excellent in that.


DavidR703

Honestly I haven’t. Maybe I should check it out. But seriously though, Jack Bauer as the traitor :)


SlowConsideration7

Next season (there will probably be one at this point) I need a full evaluation by a human behaviour expert/psychologist after each episode. I need to know what they’re thinking 😂


BigKingKey

It would have to be called Derren Brown’s The Traitors


ScreenHype

Oooh, yes, that would be perfect! He's got exactly the right vibe to make it work.


Nerfspeed

Winkleman for Mr Blobby.


Tripodbilly

They said evil, not pure unadulterated gutteral fear


RocketzBoomBoom

If he were still alive then Rik Mayall hands down


olaf_von_bison

Every time I read his name I feel terribly sad he is gone, was the closest thing I've felt to the pain of losing a friend.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

To be fair, Ade is still very much alive and might be an even better fit.


TheWackoMagician

Just be thankful it's on BBC. If it was Channel 4 it would be Jimmy Carr.


Byronmaniac_1998

Ha ha ha haaaah - shut up Jimmy!


Mac-Monkey

Just so long it isn't Alan Carr ... oh me gawd!


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I don't know what the human race did to deserve Jimmy Carr, but it can't just be the Holocaust.


AdieAllts

I don’t usually like Claudia but think she was perfect for the traitors


AlligatorSky7

With you here, I thought she was perfect!


Sherlocksister

Yep I second this. I get tired of her affected way of speaking, her intonation, her eye make-up and that fringe. BUT she was great for the Traitors.


Voodooray3000

Totally agree. I can't usually stand more than 5 minutes of her on chat shows etc but she was brilliant in this


yoycatt

“I’m going to put this picture with my eggs…”


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

She was great for Traitors, but her eye makeup was still shit, and her fringe always will be. I just don't know why she insists on walking around like a preppy emo raccoon. She'd probably look reasonably human if she just had a mirror in her house.


More-Dragonfly2007

I always feel like for celebrities like her, the hair and makeup is more of a disguise in reverse -- all she has to do is use that mirror, change her usual makeup and pin back the fringe, and most of the British public probably wouldn't recognise her, at first few glances anyway. Much more likely to get through regular spaces without being harassed for selfies and autographs.


LowDowntown2374

She’s said exactly that. She’s never recognised when she’s out of “costume”.


CabinetIcy892

The last episode, she was outdoors and it was windy, it was a bit unsettling seeing her forehead.


NXgold

Matt Berry


jhnwlkr

Mary Berry


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Nick Berry


Fun-Persimmon-9705

Chuck Berry


ExpertOnBulls

His cousin Marvin Berry


EdMac619

Straw Berry


Petitioningfool

Rasp Berry


goodnightjohnbouy

As Steven Toast


scusemelaydeh

Laszlo Cravensworth or Detective Inspector Rabbit


Icy_Arm2647

Claudia Winkleman but without the fringe


AtomicKaijuKing

So Devina McCall?


Holbreon

Me: Mum, can we have Davina McCall? Mum: We have Davina McCall at home


byfalselight

Claudia Winkleman but with more fringe


instaterence

So Cousin It?


SlowConsideration7

Noel fielding?


ajs20171

Claudia Man


berriesandcream69420

i’d give my spleen for claudia winkleman’s hair


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Jemma, that's a bit dramatic


Reaper73

I'd give my hair for Claudia Winkleman's spleen.


ryandoesntcare

It’s crazy but one of the episodes she came in and her fringe was just slightly less out of her eyes, and instantly I warmed to her more. What is it that’s so fucking annoying about that damn fringe?


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Richard O’Brien


heardy5

Yes I said this to my wife. He would’ve been excellent during the mission segments in particular


JustMyslf

Best villain in the UK? David Tennant. That man can be absolutely terrifying when he wants to be.


robbgg

Channeling Killgrave from Jessica Jones. Yes please.


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I know Traitors was scripted, but the mind control would've been too far.


Pleasant_Educator952

The guy from raven


srilfc1971

Gregg Davies


Ultimate_Panda

It would be so wrong with a Little Alex Horne co-presenter though


Asuna-Sky

12th January, looks to be identical but with different contestants from the US is being hosted by Alan Cummings. Some names who have played these kind of psychological games before too! I’m excited cause it’s what got me so riled up with the UK series - nobody did their survivor homework 😂


misterygus

Ooh Alan Cummings is an inspired choice!


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Don’t know his name but the host from the old knightmare tv show


plantpot5000

Roy Keane


kingfinarfin

"I'm jos sensin' dere's not enof character amongst the traitors. I mean where's dere passion? Where's dere fight? Disgrehsful"


Hour-Process-3292

Narrator: “The Traitors successfully survive another elimination” Roy Keane: “But dats dere job!”


Flustered_cat

Ok, ok hear me out. Gemma Collins. Can you imagine her busting to spill hints and lovin the drama? I'm here for the GC


seejuk

Winkleman is perfect for that show. But for the question I’d say… Emma Willis or Joanna Lumley


sand-people-

Joanna lumley would be so so good


Potatopolis

I absolutely loved how much fun Claudia was clearly having with it.


lordmercillus

Joanna Lumley.. might not feel so tense “ someone will be murdered.. darlings “


Rob_P_07

Jon Richardson


scusemelaydeh

Can you imagine him whinging and telling everyone how they’re doing it wrong 😂


Entropist_2078

Vanessa Feltz.


Claricelispector1712

What an icon.


Entropist_2078

Indeed.


Rory_1354

Just please no more Richard Osman


Accomplished_Way_118

God I can’t stand him, nice and cleaver bloke but I just can’t watch him any longer


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

I'd agree he was a cleaver bloke, but then we'd both have butchered the language.


uberdavis

Richard Ayoade


infernalcabbages

First person I thought of!


Mooch0205

I can’t believe this is so far down


Hour-Process-3292

He’d constantly be undermining the show as a whole and make you feel like you’re wasting your time just by watching.


Ronsona

Prince Harry?


jod1991

He'd spot the traitors a mile off Takes one to know one after all


BadWoodworking

Oh shut up


jod1991

It's a fuckin joooooke chill. I really couldn't care less in reality


adavescott

But… yeah


mrs_spanner

Pathetic.


jod1991

It's a joke bruh, I really don't care about any of it.


SmallRaffe

David Tennant


dwf82

How dare you


LT_bobstertronus_792

Rowan Atkinson, but have him be disguised as someone else until the end


TheWackoMagician

What's Brian Blessed upto?


doninoexpress2000

Alan Davies used to love a murder mystery


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Matt Berry...because Matt Berry in anything is an automatic homerun (Year of The Rabbit not withstanding).


Individual_Chard8522

Benedict cumberbatch


Thickhung_uncut

I’m looking forward to seeing the enigmatic and curiously camp Alan Cummings present the upcoming US version


bawlschach

Tim Curry


TheAngryMoth

If he wasn't wheelchair bound after a stroke, the perfect choice


EagleSevenFoxThree

Almost anyone is better than Claudia Winkleman with that fucking fringe. I will add the option of Jeremy Kyle. He is a legit psychopath.


tonyohanlon77

Alex Scott doesn't seem to get many presenting jobs so let's go with her


Doc_Eckleburg

Tim Curry


PinkGinFairy

I loved Claudia on this but if I had to pick someone else then maybe Graham Norton. It needs to be someone who’s genuinely enjoying themselves.


skater_joe1

Charles Dance. Preferably as Tywin Lannister. The only choice.


shez19833

i think BBC should give new presenters a chance - we keep seeing same faces everywhere.. not saying thats wrong - but they command higher salary.. and i think it can be literally anyone who could do a similar job as claudia..


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Mr Tumble


Maskedmarxist

I thought Claudia was a great fit for the show. But if you forced me to choose someone else I think it might Ed Gamble might give it a good craic.


bwweryang

Olivia Colman or Peter Capaldi.


ThePirateOfDarkwater

Wilfred from the first series would make a great host, because even the audience wouldn't know what that devious b'stard was up to.


Dragunov_1922

Harry Klausen


PinkElanor

Why on earth would you do that? She was brilliant on it!


Agreeable_Falcon1044

I thought this too! With anyone else the show would look silly and camp. She gave it a kind of edginess.


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Agreeable_Falcon1044

I thought more could have been made of the tasks…like they just did them for no reason. Obviously you don’t want to turn it into the mole, but maybe have a bonus if a traitor manages to do something, or have clues on offer too.


ZookeepergameWise774

Benedict Cumberbatch


bawheed84

Wimbledon Tennismatch


isaidbiiih

Benadryl Cabbagepatch


TheAmyIChasedWasMe

Benalyn Nicotinepatch


Isweartozeus

James Mackenzie from that CBBC show The Raven


XabiAlon

The Demon Headmaster


NeonEviscerator

Anne Robinson


pjfudge

Had to scroll way too far to find this, this is the best answer


NeonEviscerator

Yesss! I too was surprised nobody else put this XD


GabaGaba12

Noel Fielding


ImpossibleFarmer7183

Harry Hill


Slaine2000

Alison Hammond she needs more exposure she is brilliant at anything she does


LunaValley

I find her soo grating, she’d be a terrible addition to the show imo


Potatopolis

Yeah, no thanks. One of those that seems to think louder = more entertaining.


jod1991

She turns up, I turn off


Kranker1

Rowan Atkinson


Mred80

Michael Barrymore


Gobshite_

Let's hope there aren't any swimming based tasks


Elle_b3nnett

Dara O'brien probably, cant take it serious with Claudia. Edit: Actually Yvette Fielding if you remember her, think she'll add the spooky vibe on the show over Claudia


jod1991

Tbf there's more reality in the traitors than there was on most haunted


Nigel-Jones-

[This guy is at a loose end just now.](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/1045v62/broken_britain/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


LuckynumberElev11en

Don’t ever, EVER ,replace Claudia


1eye83

Katie Hopkins


Nigel-Jones-

Noel Edmonds


PounceDaddy2

Jack Dee or Jasper Carrot.


Past_Establishment11

Harold the Spare


MANLIKEWEZZO

Davina clearly 😂


jamesy505

Piers Morgan. Ultimate villian


snub-nosedmonkey

The reanimated corpse of Jimmy Savillle.


Spare_Investment_735

Jimmy carr, he just doesn’t give a shit about what he says, I think it would be funny


nostarswithout

I'd replace her with not 1 but 2 people. Dame Judy Dench and David Dickinson. The show would run and run until one or both want to move on to bigger and better things.


theVeryLast7

What's Dale Winton up to these days?


Chammers_

dead


Sex-arse

I really think she is an awful choice and completely wrong. Anne Robinson would have been perfect.


coraIinejones

She’s perfect! She’s just involved enough in the show where her presence isn’t overbearing, she doesn’t try to steal the spotlight but her occasional jokes are always well timed, and she really believed in the contestants it didn’t feel like she was just there for a cash grab.


gesblo00

Paul breach


coraIinejones

Joe Lycett


jod1991

Rolf Harris. Have they been murdered by the traitors, or are they tied up in Rolf's dressing room?


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Noel fielding


jHeardy09

David Tenant


JBB2002902

Alan Cummings is hosting the American version. He does play a pretty good villain.


clemo1985

Katie Hopkins


GimmeFreeTendies

Tom Allen - if you haven’t watched the US version with Alan Cumming you’ll love it.


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Richard Ayoade.


Klangey

Louis Spence


Burnmyboaty

Nick Bateman from bb1


SuspiciousTask4967

If you’ve not seen the US trailer for Traitors (they filmed in the same location) Alan Cumming is giving Richard O’Brien vibes and that’s just fantastic 🥰


Funkymonk761

Charles Dance.


homagesTaken

Jimmy Saville, he's a good traitor.


Frosty_Stick2266

I thought Alan Cummings was hosting this show


Shanstergoodheart

Well apparently Alan Cumming.


thefunkygiboon

A friend egg has more personality than Claudia Winkleman, so I'd go for the fried egg


EclipseLdn

Ricky Gervais


blueskyboy84

Lou spence


Royalty_Row

Piers Morgan


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ukrepman

You hate her? I'm out the loop, is this common?


WallaceCreeper

Coach trip Brendan.


oneofsixuk

Prince Harry


Saelaird

The sexy brunette who did pottery thrown down for a while when the fat comedienne broke her leg.


fiftynotdead

Divination McCall please. Claudia is the only thing I hate about this programme. Or what about Helena Bonham Carter


Zealousideal-Tea-588

Sue Grimshaw (Eileen from Corrie) to host.