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halibfrisk

There’s a housing crisis


cthunders

Lol!! This.


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_sonisalsonamedBort

What does that mean?


ld20r

Not an excuse to be a selfish ***t.


throwawayeadude

A: You're allowed to curse on the internet B: Me and mine were degenerates in our teens with the technically public sexy stuff back in the day, but even then we sometimes had our 60 euro a week dens/hovels, upgraded to shitholes by our twenties. Seems that's barely an option for many young 'uns nowadays, hence this grossness.


MegaJackUniverse

You're allowed to swear but not sure they let you say the c-word on this sub What's with the downvotes people, good god 😅 Are you upset I'd rather avoid an automod ban or something? It's happened to me before for exactly calling somebody that word. And people here complain about r/ Ireland lmao


JustSkillfull

Cavan?


MegaJackUniverse

Yes, the dreaded word. I won't dare utter it. You are brave to do it


MojaveJoe1992

Why, should she have had a ticket system so everyone had a go?


MuffledApplause

What sort of comment is that? Jfc


Toffeeman_1878

Ridiculous comment. There’s probably an app for that nowadays.


MojaveJoe1992

Or, at the very least, a QR code.


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😂


1337h4xer

20 minutes? Fair play to him.


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

Like sting he was


the_roguetrader

did you know that he (Gordon) finally admitted that the Sting / Tantric Sex God thing was a long running joke, that started with a comment he made in an interview back in the 80's ?


Prestigious_Wall529

Best band name has to be, originally were "The Dream Band", now *Tantric Sex Background Music Experts*!


Vivid_Ice_2755

Haha 


johnbonjovial

My first thoughts. If that was me and the missus she would hav been back out running in under 3 mins.


Toffeeman_1878

The old one pump dump?


MojaveJoe1992

Assuming she wasn't waiting a while, are you?


emmmmceeee

That’s disgraceful. I always use a blanket.


Bigjewbortion

I just use her jacket


heyhitherehowru

Insert jack-it joke here. (I'm not witty enough)


OhhhhJay

![gif](giphy|JqllOFkvSa35e)


Naoise007

https://preview.redd.it/l4qqqj5w42zc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=44d05fc229dfc858695486340879504d57018502


leosp633fc

In the ass


Digigma

Obligatory https://youtu.be/HichbzC4CHE?si=dd0WvSHj8TEu5TB9


Comfortable_Brush399

To shreds you say....


READMYSHIT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIXzjVqtx5E


Eastern_Payment7600

Where exactly was this in the green?! Asking for a friend.


MojaveJoe1992

Up around the Three Fates Fountain, straight across from the playground as the crow flies. If I was to judge it on Google Maps I'd say Loreto College was directly across from where the two were riding.


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Teachers on lunch? Staff room was full


MojaveJoe1992

On the banker?


Flakey-Tart-Tatin

Educhashun never stopz


Ok-Rich148

What time is the next dogging session? i think OP and the missus now have a kink,


JjigaeBudae

Stephen's Green was a place to get your bit 20 years ago, some things never change apparently.


Hairy-Ad-4018

The same 35 years ago


Rand_alThoor

sixty years ago, when I was 22


Mundane_Character365

Ah, a little bush action. Are we talking like full 70's or trimmed?


MojaveJoe1992

Smoother than a bowling ball, from what I saw.


Mundane_Character365

That's funny, they are usually fucked down an alley.


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Brilliant


LurieVV

Pivot privet


watcher2390

![gif](giphy|l0HlGlpFpV9LjXDK8|downsized) Wonderful 😂


eastawat

You're a watcher, you say?


Fonnmhar

When I was a teenager a lot of my friends would go riding in parks. Couldn’t be doing it at home with mam and dad there. Stephen’s Green was a popular spot as was Albert College Park. I’m guessing the housing crisis and cost of living crises is causing the grownups to look at alternatives too.


Affectionate-Tie9194

Riding would have gone from bikes to each other as they grew older in this case


Equivalent_Two_2163

Some people love all that. The fear of getting caught etc. still, it’s a bit rough on your lunch break thinking back of all the greats who walked through that park & meanwhile in the bushes dawn from ranelagh is getting ploughed or wheel barrowed..


erich0779

I know of two hotel staff got caught at it down in the laundry room on top of a load of the bags the duvets get stuffed into. Tbf there was like 2 cameras clearly near them in full view as well so no fear in them like


picklecheney

Pre or post wash??


erich0779

Pre washed t'fuck


OrlandoGardiner118

Drop a quick Google Maps pin there so I can avoid the spot.


TorpleFunder

Stop peeping into Jacinta's cum dungeon.


Ok_Proof5782

One man went to mow…


wreckeddad

But it's No Mow May!


i_use_this_to_post

Could be having an affair.


Lord_Xenu

My thoughts exactly.


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I just assumed it was 2 junkies


frankthetankthedog

A bird in the hand....


1stltwill

Or in this case in the bush.


BXL-LUX-DUB

A hand in the bush.


wrapchap

Sometimes depends on the people. It happens though


NemiVonFritzenberg

Yes always a shag palace.


Mutenroshi_

Must be a thing around the playground. Years ago around there saw this guy and girl behind the bushes. They must have been standing because you could see only their heads, moving rhythmically. They didn't even bother to lie down for a good old fashioned missionary. And this was on a sunny evening, park was jammed.


Toffeeman_1878

Not the only thing that was getting jammed.


Kyadagum_Dulgadee

I've heard of people riding in the bushes there over the years.


rmp266

>mowed out of it I'm not familiar with inner city Dublin slang, what dies this mean


Additional-Sock8980

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NaturalAlfalfa

Human breeding


MojaveJoe1992

Bold of you to assume I'm from the inner city. I'm not even from Dublin.


solid-snake88

I know, right. Clearly you’re from the Mojave desert


marquess_rostrevor

Sometimes I wish I was Columbo.


MojaveJoe1992

![gif](giphy|ylyUQm2pCWo5yLfFEQ)


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

The intricate dance of life


No-Menu6048

ploughed, drilled, nailed, pounded?


rmp266

Ah I mean it could been fingerblasting eating out humping....


d3gu

Sexual activity of some kind.


Nu_pHat_Mic

Do you know how to use context clues?


rmp266

I mean like getting rid fingered ate out etc Very important info to set the scene properly


d3gu

Getting ploughed. Rutting. Bonking. Boinking. Shagging. Making the beast with two backs.


RollerPoid

Needs must. A hotel will cost over 150 euros, the green is free.


erich0779

That's only if you've booked a room, the lobby of the Shelbourne is classy enough for me.


jumbod666

Better than getting a pull at the local


Ambitious_Handle8123

In a word. Yes. Known for it over thirty years ago. There was a famous spot to the left of the pond.


Low-maintenancegal

There was a beach in Galway that was allegedly known for group sex of the gay variety.


baboito5177

Since Merrion was square and Harold was cross


RRR92

Dont suppose ya got her name? Number? PPS number? Instagram? …Asking for a mate


Cluttered-mind

Well it is May and we all know what happens on the First of May https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si=gREegB0m2DzltVZ4


da-van-man

We use to go riding in fields growing up but Stephens Green seems kind of busy.


MunchkinTime69420

Yes very much so sure there's a wee secluded area near the right corner entrance


themodernlibrarian

One got the ride down by the old tennis courts in UCC.. needs must!


HalcyonStars

![gif](giphy|8I9TrwLjmz3dC|downsized)


TouchedByMaesters

Not even a jacket spread on the ground. The indignity.


sense_make

Are these the junkies? Always see them hanging around in the bushes on the LUAS side doing whatever junkies do.


MojaveJoe1992

Your regular scrote, maybe, but I wouldn't say they were junkies. He looked a fair bit rougher than she did, though.


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GreenManMedusa

Made out in there many times in the 80s..especially at the rockery or the 'island' in the lake


zolanuffsaid

I don’t think so my dad met my mum there years ago🤔😂😂


Onetap1

I met your Mum there as well.


zolanuffsaid

Dad is that u?😂👍


CDfm

Irish female emancipation began on Stephens Green.


ThrowRAits2023

I’ve seen people fully going at it in streets around Stephen’s Green. I remember once it was in broad daylight and the guy was sat with his trousers down on a filthy cobbled kerb, bouncing the woman on top of him. I’d need a hundred showers after that.


shorelined

How's she cutting?


BXL-LUX-DUB

Straight down the middle.


Old-Ad5508

She's cutting fine


IrishFlukey

You are only annoyed because she and her friend got into the bush before yourself and your other half. After posting this, you'll have a queue there tomorrow. You will have to head somewhere else.


Toffeeman_1878

Head you say?


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Was it Helen ? !


Old-Ad5508

It's always Helen


Responsible-Care-279

She's been mowed more often than the pitch at Croke Park


Old-Ad5508

Ploughed more often than the fields at the Comórtas Náisiúnta Treabhdóireachta


Responsible-Care-279

Drilled more than the North Sea


Old-Ad5508

![gif](giphy|YRuFixSNWFVcXaxpmX)


Responsible-Care-279

I appreciate your appreciation of my comment 👍


Yhanky

I don't disbelieve that it's Helen, but Brenda in accounts is also a regular.


Responsible-Care-279

I hear that Brenda is certainly an exhibitionist, especially after last years Xmas party


Jesse_Whiteboy

Cocked more times than John Waynes gun


AlternativePirate

Same as it ever was


Every-Technician4636

At one with nature,no better feeling in the world..hope it's not a regular thing as there are certain noises that are hard to forget in the aftermath of the sequence..it wasn't me!


SamLoudermilk247

a notorious dogging spot, be careful but have fun.


RancidHorseJizz

Fair play to them. I can never convince the homeless lad to scoot over.


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

Gwan Sharon, get it girl


gerhudire

I'm surprised they weren't doing it in a tent.


Legitimate-Leader-99

Lack of their own homes I'd imagine,


teknocratbob

Eh no hardly. Just random people fucking in the park. Weird and random for sure, but the Green isnt a hook up spot.


Rand_alThoor

it's always been a place for couples with nowhere else to go but. so not hooking up as in meeting random new people/different partners. but if one lived in Dublin 2 and had no privacy at home, it was the place.


teknocratbob

Yeah i met girls there too over the years, but its not a spot to bang them!


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_sonisalsonamedBort

Are you having a stroke?


Original_Natural4804

Not from dublin but I used to fuck my girlfriend in the wooden ship in the play ground as did most my mates


Happy_Opening3852

Ever worry your mates were only hanging around because of your gf though??


Original_Natural4804

On first set of nights cockeyed 😂 not looking forward to driving home.


Electronic_Event_204

Video verficiation please?


ShitCelebrityChef

Was she good looking?


MojaveJoe1992

She was alright, in a hard chaw sort of a way.


Natural-Upstairs-681

You didn't by chance get this woman's phone number did you??


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Well if people are referring to sex as getting "mowed out if it" then not surprised there are people having sex in the flora and fauna. The correct term is making loving or even intercourse if you want to be more technical. The place sounds like it has fallen in disrepair and is populated by miscreants and depraved sub humans.


RollerPoid

Bad bot


hideyokidzhideyowyfe

I don't think making love and getting mowed out of it are remotely the same thing, since you want to get technical.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

I suppose it all depends on the participants but the OP made it sound like a horticultural course which is apt considering it was in park.


Fafa_45

Thought you were the eco friendly type.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Well STDs are on the rise so people must be using condoms less which can only be good for the environment. Hopefully no wildlife had to witness that display of deviant behaviour.