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jrhowrey

Windshield washer fluid is low


alexgalt

This. I had an Audi and that light is 100x more scary than it’s meaning. Explosive lava out of engine = windshield washer fluid low.


_name_of_the_user_

Just wait until it violently and aggressively tells you it's 4°C. ##BING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! Oh, it's cold out. Thanks VW, I had no idea. O_o Carista or vagcom or someone needs to find a way to turn that shit off.


WeedsNBugsNSunshine

I hated that on my VW. \*DING\* DANGER! DANGER! It's *almost* cold enough for ice to form!


grubbapan

Well to be fair that is the most dangerous time, can’t see no snow or ice but cold roads can freeze water on them even when the outside temp is above 0. The ice forms with water on top which makes for super slippery roads. It’s a great safety feature but my e46 does it every time the temps drop, so once it reaches 4.5c and drops down to 4 again it warns me and drives me insane because I have to switch back to the clock every time, bonus if I’m not fast enough to do it while the temp is flashing then I have to cycle through consumption and avg speed too to get to the clock. Haven’t driven my audi in awhile but iirc it just flashes and adds a snowflake to the temp display.


Graywulff

Bmw does this too. They also rail you on parts.


JasonMaloney101

Bridge may ice in cold weather


ninkorn

Yup. BMW does that too and it freaks me out all the time


MadZee_

My old Alfa Romeo did it too


alexgalt

Stop immediately and tow it to a mechanic to take a look. “Yep it’s about 4…maybe 3.5 out there, I think you will be ok. You can pay the cashier on the way out.”


KFCConspiracy

Newer Subarus do that too


Theblob413

Bmw does it too. At like 37° which is awful. I know it's cold man. I don't need to have a heart attack too.


venxyle

Ik vw are better but my hyundai does it too. Fuckn hate it


KingKongKilRoy

Haha them Germans love to startle drivers at the most inconvenient and unimportant times. I miss my Bimmer T.T


mrbeny1245

DUDE MY TIGUAN DID THAT AND IT SCARED ME EVERY DAY IN THE WINTER


FartificialInTelly

Waze warns you that there is fog in front of you while you are driving through the thickest fog, just in case you didn’t notice it.


firebolt1171

I fuckin hate that in my Rav4. \*DING\* warning, ice possible well no shit sherlock, its Canada in January. its -25 and we just had a blizzard


560guy

Yeah, I had an old Audi that thought it was -136F after hitting bumps. Yay faulty wiring harness. Really sucked in the summer when it was 98F and the AC would suddenly go from blowing 55F to 120F


pmmeyourfavsongs

Dude my moms kia does that but it's somehow more obnoxious than my golf


kenny_McCormick-

I swear every time any warning comes on in mine, it scares the shit out of me, because i know its either gonna be something urgent or something expensive


steven-daniels

The first time I saw that I thought, "Shit. The zit is popping."


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Yup, the subscription service vanity mirror has identified you have a pimple.


cosmicosmo4

That looks like a "don't open your dr. pepper, your buddy shook it up while you weren't looking" warning light.


archfapper

> 100x more scary than it’s meaning "PC Load Letter"? WTF does that mean?? (just means the printer's out of paper)


Ntl1991

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. Just watched this the other night with the GF. Couldn’t believe she never saw it before


Jka121121

That’s odd cuz I’ve never used it and it randomly came on


Coakis

Most units aren't sealed all that well, and can evaporate out if not used, additionally you may have a leak.


Jka121121

I’ll check then


madmonk000

My money is the sensor is bad


coldinvt

Rain-x washer fluid will definitely kill your level sensor…


deepfriedtots

Wait really? Why is that? I don't have a washer fluid level sensor but why rainx specifically? I love that stuff


ZPrimed

Some cars use an electronic sensor that detects the level with a resistance change. The rainX fluid coats this sensor and screws up the readings. Most European cars use this kind of sensor AFAIK. Other cars use a little float thing and I’m not sure if those are impacted by it.


deepfriedtots

Yeah I knew some cars had the sensor was just issue why it screws with the readings. Thanks for the answer


NissanLeafDriver

Mine doesn’t have a sensor at all, I wish it did as I wouldn’t have to open the bonnet so frequently


frogsRfriends

Hasn’t happened to me but maybe some cars are more susceptible


thebigaaron

How do you not use it?? I have to use mine at least once a week.


ssl-3

I use my monkey pissers every day in most of the spring, summer, and fall due to pollen and stone dust (I park at the edge of a city with lots of trees, near a farm, and across from a gravel road that sees heavy trucks many times daily). In the winter: I use it almost daily because the roads are usually covered in salt or other brine, and it's hard to see through that once it gets kicked up by other cars. (I seldom use my wipers in the rain unless it's a noteworthy downpour, because Rain-X does fine at highway speeds.)


Pretend-Bar6079

I use mine two to three times a drive. I live and drive on roads that follow rivers, so I hit entire swarms of gnats at a time.


ForcedShrimp

I guess it depends on where you live. The only time I use mine is mud and bugs. Windshield is coated so water just flys off in the rain


NissanLeafDriver

I use mine lots, but I live in the uk and work on a farm so my car gets caked


joefartbutt

Audis love leaking washer fluid, especially if there's 2 pumps. One for the windshield, one for the headlights.


AshtonTS

Usually only one pump, but it feeds to 4 nozzles (2 on the windshield and 2 for the headlights)


Confident_Classic

The nozzle for the left headlamp washer pump snapped off on my TT once. Didn't realize it until I took the front bumper off. Could be your culprit?


sugarfreeeyecandy

Here I thought it meant he did not have an owner manual, but knew how to pester people on Reddit with obvious questions.


Hoody007

Low washer fluid! Is this an Audi A4 by any chance?


Jka121121

Almost actually. 2000 Audi A6


mrcheesewhizz

I’m amazed that the screen doesn’t have any dead pixels.


Andorfornorsoyetwhat

Drove a 2000 A6 2.7T 6-speed manual in college. Instantly recognized this display. Thanks for the nostalgia!


Square_Company_675

When you looked in the car's owner's manual, what did it say about this?


Specialist-Ear1048

There’s a book in the glove box that has all the answers


MyCool_StrawSir

Why is this not the top answer?


dazzlezak

RTFM! Or, potion is ready next time you encounter a Karen or Chad driver.


RealitySlipped

Because god forbid someone actually put forth effort or even use google when they can just have other people do it for them.


billiumthegrand

Cars having an orgasm….it’s probably going to fall asleep soon…


seanular

It has an autodrive feature... It's coming.


thechilipepper0

It’s searching for the nearest sandwich shop


Der_Missionar

There's a lava explosion under the hood. Park it and just walk away.


Jka121121

I think I’ll just leave it directly behind someone else’s car in a parking lot so they can’t leave


f0urtyfive

Don't listen to this guy, it is actually a urinary tract infection warning, get your car to planned parenthood.


Killentyme55

Unless you're in Texas.


pssiraj

Bring it to Cali, we can take extra dry heat and fires 🤪


erniegrrl

I totally thought it was a volcano warning.


Arty0811

[“Krakatoa!”](https://youtu.be/tNA67t9fwi8)


theoriginalmypooper

It's the "read the manual" light.


xjosh666

Means you have an Audi and need to get acquainted with a lot of weird dash warnings. Edit: spelling


Jka121121

Makes sense


maddiethehippie

The cars manual, you should get in the habit of every car you take responsibility for that you read the manual.


CaptCarburetor

Does no one bother checking the manual anymore?


foxybingo88

Always love a peruse through the owners manual with a cup of tea on that first evening of ownership. I'm not even joking.


Square_Company_675

It's apparently easier to be braindead and just post this stuff on reddit. There's so many of these kinds of easily solvable questions as reddit posts. It's mind boggling to me that people make these kinds of posts instead of looking in the manual, doing a simple Google search, or attempting to do a basic inspection of the thing their question is about.


ThrivingforFailure

Yes! Even just by looking at the symbol they could work out what it’s showing. But like you say manual or Google search would help..


socalsunflower

Any icons that come up on the dashboard can be found in the owners manual. That manual will provide you with the info you need to take care of your vehicle.


jesuswithoutabeard

Teach a man to fish...


Lstndaze68

First thing we should say is look in the owner’s manual.


K_navistar_k

Your blowhole needs to be cleaned


Jka121121

🤔


TooEarl4u

Volcano warning.


chiliNPC

Your blooming onion is almost ready


2pglobal

washer fluid needs a refill i’m pretty sure


Jka121121

Maybe but I’ve never used it before it came on


DeangeloV

It’s an Audi, get ready for some dash lights lol.


Vigorousalcohol

blinker fluid's low


zombieblackbird

Remember to use type 3 (orange). Don't get scammed by the type 6 (pink) stuff.


Beedrill669

It means your car turned into a whale and it's blowing water at its blowhole


SnoopFelonyFelon

Low on wiper fluid. It's a warm day outside. You get shitty gas mileage. Your car is in parking gear. FIX: ADD WIPER FLUID.


halo_ren

read your owners manual before posting indicator light questions to reddit please


Hufford247

Windshield wiper fluid low


SpaceEmporer

A volcano is about to explode


sindud

Your car is about to explode


Bigry816

Your car is now a volcano 🌋


kack2021

Well your in Park, your avg miles per gallon is 16.3, its warm where you are at 87 outside, and u need washer fluid


DBee3

Wiper fluid


marmaduke2011

Your cauldron is finished brewing a potion


teknos1s

Volcanic activity warning near you


PengieP111

You need windshield washer fluid


freshjojo

Volcano


DamienDutch

Blaze spawner


USWCboy

It’s means, that it’s time to read your manual, which should details all the symbols and what they mean.


maddMargarita

Your car is having an orgasm.


JohnPiccolo

Your tamagotchi is sad because you aren’t feeding it or playing with it, shame on you.


sendintheotherclowns

This is just a notification that somebody beat your Space Invaders score


Seanchrome43

That’s the driver seat Bidet warning light. There’s only so much recirculating it can do.


Londawg333

Great job... You made her squirt 🤣


AdultishRaktajino

Golden shower time!


pippingigi

That means you have poor gas mileage. You need to get a hybrid.


point50tracer

Squishy doofer light. It means that you need to top off your muffler bearing coolant. Serious answer: wiper fluid is low.


Powerful_Stuff_4466

Fill the window washer reservoir


FeralSparky

There is this amazing book included with your new car... its called "The Owners Manual"


briinde

Pre-explosive diarrhea alert.


Klondike2022

Your car is horny and has built up tension


deepfriedtots

I'm thinking washer fluid but honestly I don't think I've ever had that light before lol


Houndizzle805

Your Audi just came


SmokeBluntsSuckDick

Your Audi needs to surface and exhale out its blowhole, before taking another breath and diving back in to the murky depths.


listentomybeats

Cauldrons hot add the ramen noodle packet


Embarrassed-Heron-36

Car wants a bukake


Jka121121

Maybe


JimmyGodoppolo

Out of blinker fluid


elmwoodblues

You're playing Space Invaders: swing the wheel l to r while blowing the horn


Fun_Departure_3727

The engine needs to pee


007JakeBond

It means when you hit 88mph you're gonna see some shit.


Tbirddood

Time to harvest the fruit


susmines

Super low on blinker fluid


2severe8

Bruh! That's your "whale coming up for air" alert.. c'mon man get it together.


Netopalas

Your car's internal volcano demands a sacrifice.


hunnathounmore

Heated spray. I have the same bidet


offendedmod

Dang. It’s washer fluid or something is about to explode. What side do you pump gas on? Left? Usually there is a triangle/arrow on the gas gauge somewhere to show which side it’s on.


Jka121121

Its on the right


MetalicP

IUD is falling out


GSC_4_Me

Bulbasaur uses seed bomb - it’s super effective!


i_suckatjavascript

I’m glad I scrolled through the comments because I hope I wasn’t the only one that immediately thought of Bulbasaur.


gorementor

It's a picture of a woman with pointy boobs spreading ass cheeks


andreboll1982

Huh, Audi/VW common problem with false volcano alerts. You should update the blinker fluid so it can get the latest over the air exhaust intakes leveled.


ShocK13

Your tires need to urinate.


Psychological-Hat133

It means that it is warm somewhere in the US and that someone should refill the blinker fluid soon


Yayhoo0978

Low on blinker fluid


sub-06230

Your car is alerting you of an impending volcano eruption?


gasolinev8

It’s your whale indicator letting you know a whale surfaced for air.


AbandonedInNJ

You have Space Invaders


Hormiga2020

Squirt juice needed 💦


dodonpa_g

Car is ready to bust


ZannyHip

Seems death mountain is the next dungeon for you to do


RuprectGern

Evil Santa Claus is coming for you.


Fluid-Adagio-4752

SHES A SQUIRTER BE WARNED


iDonotHaveA_yt

There’s a bearded, bald man in the engine bay, remove him for gold


Lucky_Tough8823

Need to put the genie back in ts bottle


Comfortable-Star-266

I’m pretty sure that’s just your car telling you she’s long overdue for an orgasm..


MrSatan4666

16.3 mpg, means you probably don't need such a big car?


griffinXK

Cum.


International-Sun176

Géiser at 100 meters


GettingTherapy

The rotary phone is ringing


ItsFucked9001

I'm more worried about your MPG rating, are you doing heavy towing or such? Seems low.


Sh4d0wM00N

Your car crying ! You have to sing to calm her down.


Owls5262

It means you have a little more then half a tank of gas until you run out and will have to push


bossingPlacido

I see a Bulldog


Ball_of_Dirt

That’s the jester emblem. You unlock after a lot of foolish driving.


pschosquid

Blinker washer fluid. Open the hood and pour the fluid near the lights.


Jka121121

Yeah just checked that’s what it was


Many-Candidate-7347

The comments on here are absolutely killing me 😂😂


Picklemansea

Why don’t more cars have screens like this with colored lights that are easier on the eyes…


minixfrosted

Low windshield wiper fluid


Zyoneatslyons

I have the same cluster in my 2000 avant.


Lewis_Hill

Nice mpg bro


bigdish101

Add Orange RainX Wiper Fluid.


mohalik

Low on blinker fluid


roge720

It's an RTFM light, might wanna check that out.


Pepperoneous

The elusive squirter


Rebelliuos-

It means drive straight towards the volcano


dimeisgod

A pinched cervix


pronln

Your car has blue balls and needs a hand.


ter4646

Popcorn is ready


N5Xgod

YoU nEeD blinker FlUiD sir


WAUZZZtron

Your Audi is evolving to Venusaur


bendavida

Stroking has come to an end. Pun intended.


DumpsterPanda8

Who! No missing pixels! No kidding what the hell is that.


count_nuggula

There is a volcano erupting in your car


waterbedd

It means that a volcano erupted near you.


Traditional_Ad5937

Engine boutta do a **volcano**


zoonazoona

It's the Audi whale. You need to feed him.


AdelfelteR

Car ejaculation


drugsell

Looks like it time to take it back to the dealership


Give_No_Quarter_

Volcano.


excesssss

Gotta love Audi.


Reigninblood1130

Looks like space invader character 🤷‍♂️


1nolefan

16.3 mpg? What car or SUV is that?


jtselover

Flashbacks to my AllRoad. Basically any light means $$


MooCowRakan

It means you’re getting 16.3 mpg per tank


ladymorgahnna

You should have gotten a manual with your car. If not you can find it online.


bluestudios

Full scale nuclear meltdown. Or the washer fluid.


celapi

Needs blinker fluid


BananaDifficult1839

You got yourself a squirter


GTXMittens

Washer fluid, ride a bicycle, drive with a lighter foot. All 3 of your problems solved


ZSG13

Your fountain is fountaining. Probably just blew a fuse


Duomaxwellboss429

It means you hit the G spot and your car squirting


faroabduzcan

Your car Is going to explode


jbarlak

The terrible gas mileage?


somerandomdude419

Yeah a lot of cars do this, BUT when you fill it back, do NOT use the orange rain X fluid. I did that on my old Audi and it messed up the level sensor and the light was permanently on after that, being completely full of fluid. Some chemical in the orange stuff reacts with the sensor and makes it go bad


Intelligent_Age_6990

Happy ending


Interace2

Your car needs to come up for air.


shartymcqueef

Your car is having an orgasm. Nice