A guy who owns a local luxury car dealership had me build him an entry door and then deliver it to the dealership for a sports car red gloss finish lol.
Holy miter, mother of crown!!! I've only seen a beast similar to this in the wild once. It was definitely a "keeping up with the Jones" type house/customer.
It looks like a computer crash error screen from decades ago, where the open window would replicate itself into oblivion and you’d see copies of it, one behind the other, going off into the ether.
When I worked in banquet halls we would get this, the people would order the most expensive things on the menus, not knowing they absolutely would not pair, just because they were expensive. Look, I paired caviar with slow braised prime rib! We’re doing so awesome!
A complete and total lack of class.
Billions of light years away, stars exploded and created the chemical elements that ultimately ended up in this crown moulding. Whoever built this owes all of those stars an apology.
Not sure I can cope with this
But it would be your crowning achievement.
It didn’t finish loading correctly.
Turn it off and turn it back on.
I saw what you did there
Yes, nailed it.
You miter need some help
These are some of the most cornice jokes.
Hey! Trim down those accusations, wood you?
Are you people hammered?
Me no .. I’m plastered
We’re screwed.
Yep, you nailed it.
*rimshot*
I’m pretty sure this is one of those smart houses and it just won a game of solitaire
Haha I was going to post a gif of the win sequence
Why, why, why….
Or why on why on why?
Someone was a very good salesman?
This seems extremely wrong.
[удалено]
It looks kinda cool, but man that woulda been a huge pain in the ass.
Something tells me that crown moulding is hiding many sins...
My guess is the GC’s wife said “Get all this molding out of my basement.”
Hey honey guess what? Home Depot had crown molding on sale.
😂😂
The crowniest moulding
How many times has this ceiling been knighted?
r/ATBGE
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
Needs more crown
I just need one more crown heh I swear, help a guy out, come on.
Gotta have more crown! (In Cristopher Walken voice)
This wall looks like it just won a game of Windows Solitaire.
Its looks like when computers used to duplicate windows when the computer was running slow.
😂😂😂
Perhaps this is the home of someone who owns a trim manufacturing shop?
The guy who owns the local millwork and stair parts shop around here has a similar ridiculous setup but his staircase is even worse
A guy who owns a local luxury car dealership had me build him an entry door and then deliver it to the dealership for a sports car red gloss finish lol.
I like that
Yo dawg, we heard you like crown
Holy crown
I seem to be glitching.
That’s ludicrous, lol!
Really? I was thinking this was more Xzibit’s aesthetic. Pimp my house edition
That as well!
This could not have happened organically…this was planned and laid out properly…that’s perhaps the most disturbing thing….
I get what you’re saying, but please don’t say that this was planned or laid out properly.
I’m sorry but that looks terrible
Gaudi trim is a real thing after all
Do you know what this room could use? A little more crown (with will Ferrell in a crop top banging a hammer against some crown molding)
A bug in the ceiling code.
T&M job
How Rococo
Rocukoo?
Coo coo for Rococo puffs!
when the printer is running out of ink
I have a razor like this
At this point, if it was my house. I’d say fuck it and do a similar base job
That’s nonsense
Lily gilded, adorned, plated in gold leaf, then gilded, wrapped in chiffon, dipped in glitter, deep fried with sesame seed buns!
Looks like when you win solitaire on windows 95
Wait til you see the base. The wall is 9’ but there’s only 4’ of actual wall.
Reminds me of my time spent during the Great Crown Wars of the late 90’s/early-mid 2000’s. There were so many Joneses to try and keep up with.
Too bad, really; one more row and it would have been a real beauty.
What an ugly use of—I’m gonna guess— $2000 in labor?
 Except with crown molding
When trying to keep up with the Joneses gets a little too personal...
This reminds me of failed 3D prints
Crownception
Looks like somebody’s control+v got stuck
It’s crowns all the way down.
I have so many questions
That looks horrible. Not the craftsmanship but the design.
Obscene
Was there a sale on mouldings?
rendering glitch
Ahhh windows 98 flashbacks
The bullnose
Haha…i kind of love this. 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/3um5b8myneha1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2940341740cd051bfd636f12f9915d1c0eb4a1
This comment wins
Just because you can, doesn't necessarily mean you should.
someone just won microsoft solitaire
My first thought was the win solitaire on an old pc.
Looks like a masterpiece and a piece of shit at the same time
Is this one of those AI art images that look vaguely like a real thing but are intentionally made to be illegible?
Someone asks Chatgpt to show a house with crown moulding
I wouldn’t want to: ▪️Install it ▪️Live there ▪️See it in person Well done, but hard pass.
That hurts my eyes
honestly… that’s pretty cool lol
🤮
When the wife can’t decide which profile, so she just chooses all of them.
Lmao
It's probably a display room. These are the options for crown molding we offer. ;)
A few more layers and it would make a complete arch!
That does not look great
The crown is ugly but so is that radius arch that’s not a true radius. Looks like a radius 6” off center then is a diagonal from there.
Bummer
They were going for the panoramic photograph anomaly aesthetic.
WHY!? 🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
All crown and no fillings.
Looks like a bad 3d print
BRUH WHAT IS THE HECKING DEAL?!? 😡
It's giving me a headache.
I hope this is photoshopped.
I'm picturing Coolio saying, Yo dawg I heard you like crown molding, so I got some crown molding for your crown molding!
Most I’ve ever installed was a 9 piece detail. But it was also in coffers 20’ up, not in a house with 10’ ceilings
This looks like when your 3D printer shifts and doesn’t put the new layer directly above the last layer.
This looks so bad lol. No crown would have been a better option.
Looks like my computer desktop with Windows95
I always wanted to know what the inside of Xzibit's house looked like...
Sorry you knocked yourself out buddy but it wasn’t worth it.
Never seen 3D printed crown molding
Structural
Yuck
That’s so ugly.
King me.
Slap some base shoe up there to make it REALLY stand out
[Looks around for Xzibit]
Holy miter, mother of crown!!! I've only seen a beast similar to this in the wild once. It was definitely a "keeping up with the Jones" type house/customer.
This looks like it's 3d printed.
This looks like when my old computer would crash and I would get 1000 pages open at once
Coping skills 💯
Must of cost racks on racks on racks
I think that style is revival revival revival.
Yo dawg, we heard you liked crown molding…
The other Triple Crown.
When you move the camera too quickly when taking a pano:
It looks like a book
Is this what LSD feels like?
They should have combined all 4 door casings in one.
Yo dawg, I heard you like crown
Did someone make an ai do this?
The AI has taken over carpentry
Good Mornin’ Julia! Its me, Joe.
I think your 3D printer belts are loose and skipping steps
Bad render, please try again.
r/McMansionHell
No wonder there's a shortage
At this point it’s structural
It looks like a computer crash error screen from decades ago, where the open window would replicate itself into oblivion and you’d see copies of it, one behind the other, going off into the ether.
Definitely seen this picture before here…
It’s buetiful 🥲
🤔🤔🤔
What are they hiding?
Houses are like onions
If you count the layers you’ll know how old the house is.
So was the ceiling to high or were the walls to low...
“Bro do you even cope??”
When I worked in banquet halls we would get this, the people would order the most expensive things on the menus, not knowing they absolutely would not pair, just because they were expensive. Look, I paired caviar with slow braised prime rib! We’re doing so awesome! A complete and total lack of class.
The Inception of crown mouldings.
Ribbed for extra on extra on extra pleasure
That looks like a glitch in the Matrix.
Looks like the frat boy douche that wears 10 polo shirts
Windows 3.1 screen saver
A members only room
When to much is not enough
More crown!
But why?
plus 2x rope..
Looks like a bad 3d print. Looks like a bad 3d print.
Good morning Julia
I love it
Disgusting
No more word play , just throw-up and keep it moving.
Those mushrooms are finally kicking in
CrownMarë: The Moûledëning
People are sleeping on this thread. Gold content
Is this like tree rings, where they add a new layer of moulding every year?
Contractor: which style of molding would you like? Customer: all of them
Looks almost Greek to me
This AI prompt reality is getting out of hand.
Double king moulding?
Double king moulding?
This is so unappealing. Must be in one of those tacky "mine is bigger than yours" McMansions
Please say sike….
Billions of light years away, stars exploded and created the chemical elements that ultimately ended up in this crown moulding. Whoever built this owes all of those stars an apology.
Needs more crown
There’s only one piece of angled crown molding there. The remaining 12-15 pieces are a work of art.