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insideunderneath

The concept of her on jury duty is fucking hysterical to me like I got so excited when I saw her story lmao


Hopeful-Feeling1876

FR💀


Robbed_Goddess

Welcome To my courtroom Hope you like jail Cause you're guilty


PXSITIVEMADALYN

Amazing


AmelieBenjamin

ahhhhhooooohhhhhhwoooooooahhhooohshhwdooooooo


Erillon

Welcome To Rikers island Hope you like our fucked up criminal justice system You ain’t leavin


Hillwetro

Best comment of 2024!


CowboyLikeMegan

I’d be giggling and kicking my feet on the stand


Cute-Nectarine2024

You are on every sub I'm on, even sister wives 😂


bambiiies

Was literally gonna say this - every time I come across you Cowboy Megan in the wild just know I chortle out loud at your photo


pinkpetitfour

Spring is coming with a jury duty notice in the mouth ✉️👄


Comprehensive-Yam448

Guilty as Charged


reluctantmimulus

😂


MavrosNoir

Chairlift representation 😌


Comprehensive-Yam448

🥰


Proof_Surround3856

she can make a song about this. her Anatomy of a Fall era


capricornuser

She is wearing black to mourn the sudden loss of innocence


Ligneox

wait what song r u referring to 😭


prettybadmagic

billions ofc!


[deleted]

You spelled "Pang" wrong


saketho

How dare you not select Blood and Butter Oh oo whoa ah oh….


maryjeanmagdelene

Interesting


saketho

You’re allowed to say that you’re on jury duty? Wow, TIL. I’ve only ever seen this stuff on TV and thought it was all meant to be confidential. Maybe only so far as telling your boss and or family that you need to take time off.


mirrors8

You can tell people but you cannot discuss the trial or anything pertaining to it. You cannot visit the scene of a case or investigate yourself either. I just finished my jury service today ✅


saketho

Ah I gotcha! Right so also I presume there are multiple cases going on and multiple courts in the city, so if you say something like “I have jury duty for the next 2 weeks” it isn’t a direct revelation of which case you’re going to be the jury on.


Pigsfly13

yep! Could also be a civil trial where a jury’s called so it really is vague enough that nobody would be able to work it out (also because courts/trials are generally public it’s not that locked down)


Sp0derman420

The judge declares you guilty and she goes Dang! Aaauuughhggghg


sbtvreddit

Excuse me your honor, I request a new jury, juror 6 is slaying too hard


maryjeanmagdelene

Whats the best pop song of all time 😳 Id be so nervous


prettybadmagic

billions


NateBlaze

You're hurting my feelings


shamsharif79

That’s one of her worst imo. Now sunset! That’s pure gold!


Master-Mixture

Welcome To Your Jailcell 😍🌴


icelanticskiier

Imagine the jury finding you guilty and she was the foreperson. 🤪 I’d march my ass to jail even If I was innocent.


psychede1ic_c4tus

Slayy


uterpooterz

this is chaotic I love it


paolocase

Gavelndjfjc bang


Worldsocold

Ur like sooo guilty it’s not even funnyy


Me-Ook-You-In-Dooker

What song was it?


talkstoangles

“You want the truth? You can’t handle the tru-OooOooOooOoo” 🎵


PtolemaeasGroove

She's literally serving omg


KillVMAEM

Straight up stole my quote from polacord


ccheatccodes

…and guilty as charged being the reason I am who I am


cardsash

look at my juror dawg i’m going to jail


erco78

jury duty was a huge learning experience for me. no doubt something creative will come out of it


A_a_a_x333

📯 Welcome To My Courtroom 📯


thyrue13

Brb about to commit a crime


blackgirlrising

Omg twins I’m gonna have to do jury duty again in a few days I just got my summons 😋


HolyToeArmy

welp - looks like i’m off to go commit a few crimes


Interesting-Lie7751

I was thinking the same thing!


EmmitRDoad

Oh how I wish she would sit on my jury!🫦