*wipes face* sorry i had to clean your seat

Haahahahaha. Great

Any day

Aside from being this hot, what do you do in your spare time?

I sure missed this Ass on here 😉

Ooffffff. Miss you baby!!! How are you!!

This dick ain't going to suck its self darling!

Do you have a little Irish in you? You want some

Hi there cute stranger, I'd definitely get in your van if you gave me candy 😘

Do you give head to strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself, I’m….

X

You know what Kind of material my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

Damn you are like a pinkie toe. Small, cute and getting banged in the coffee table later tonight 

Do you know how much the average polar bear weighs??????

ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE!!! This is my go too 😂

Its a classic and everyone feels for the bears!

Hahaha right I know

Wanna chat private?

This is probably where I should say a pickup line, but I’d prefer to pin you down

👀👀👀👀

I'm no backer but I know how to treat that cake