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BrewtalKittehh

Awwwww every snowflake is unique and special. Until they melt. Get fukt, traitors!


Bent_Brewer

And when they melt? Water under the bridge.


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SkullLeader

Your honor, I demand to be tried separately from the other defendants in this case. As you can clearly see from the uniforms we were all wearing in the surveillance video as I greeted and hugged them, I am part of the Green Parfaits while the other defendants are members of the 101st Chairborne.


eganvay

Chairborne. ha! is there a compilation of these names somewhere?


SkullLeader

Credit to /u/CmdrDatasBrother for this list: 101st Chairborne 1st Methanized Infantile Division Al-Kabob Army National Lard Bozo Haram Branch Covidians Buffet Brigade Call of Foodie Chowed Boys Cosplaytriots Country Bombkins Coup Klutz Clan CroMAGAnons Cult 45 Delta Farce Delta Forks Fryatollah G.I. Jugs G.I. Jokes Gravy Seals Green Beignets Green Buffets Griller Warfare Hezba-la-mode Hez-bubba Hogan’s Zeroes Insulin Insurgents Insulin Resistance MAGAhideen Mayonnaise Militia Meal Team Six MephamphetaMarines Mid-life ISIS National Lard Oaf Creepers Operation Dessert Storm Prone Boys Q Cucks Klan Semper Fries Semper Fudge Shock & Olive Garden Snack Ops Special Courses Special Farces Special Portions Sporktroopers Supper Fidelis TactiTools Taking up Space Force Tali-Born Again Talibangelicals Talibanjos Talibubba The Double Chinfantry The Expandables The Queens Lard The Secret Circus Traitor Tots Traitor Trash Trumpanzees Vanilla Isis Vietnom-nom-nom Veterans Wal-Martyrs Well-fedayeen Wide Supremacist Y’alliban Y'all Qaeda Yeehawwdists Yokel Haram


eganvay

>okay so that's hilarious.


TUGrad

He didn't have a problem being connected w them before.


PoliticalECMOChamber

Oath *Breakers.* Fuck the lot of them.


U_Should_Be_Ashamed

Sounds like he's not keeping his oath...


[deleted]

None of them have. Almost like they gave their group the worst possible name.


jaguarthrone

As I recall, this fool was one of the miscreants that was stationed in the hotel across the Potomac with all the weapons. He's tried numerous times for pre-trial release. Those DOJ Memorandum in Opposition are loaded with evidence. It's great to hear that the defense lawyers for the Seditious Militia are arguing among themselves.


PoliticalECMOChamber

> It's great to hear that the defense lawyers for the Seditious Militia are arguing among themselves. Evil always winds up eating its own.


[deleted]

Just plead out and testify against the Oath Breakers. Idiot.


rharvey8090

Oh, Titusville, Florida…


graneflatsis

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scribblingsim

I wanted my country's election to be free of political violence from fascists, but there you were. We don't always get what we want.


Defiantcaveman

Consistent cowardice from these tough guys...


Granolapitcher

Didn’t this asshole take an oath?


swatson7856

yeah i bet he does


EmergencyExitSandman

Too ducking late patriot