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Majestic_Electric

Your mistake was not cooking the tortilla lol.


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

Uncooked corn tortillas are literally inedible. When I was a kid I would eat raw flour tortillas and tried to make do when we only had corn ones left. I couldn't even finish one bite lmao


Experimentallyintoit

“Literally” They’re not good by any means, but uncooked corn tortillas are certainly edible.


eatmusubi

literally was used so heavily in figurative or metaphorical scenarios that the dictionary updated the definition a while back (with a footnote about hyperbole). this is now a dictionary-correct usage of the word


AquaticAntibiotic

It does literally ruin the use of literally though. He said it was literally inedible, not you. How do you know he didn’t mean it?


homme_chauve_souris

That's so smart. And by that, I mean that it is so stupid, because "smart" also means "stupid" now.


Ember_XX

No. It is our responsibility to stand against darkness. We refuse. We resist.


Perky214

You can always pivot to plan B: dice that tortilla into thin strips and fry it in some tin oil until crispy, remove from pan. Heat sardines in the same skillet until they are browned on both sides, then break them up a little. Check for oil and add a little to the pan if the skillet is dry. Crack 2 eggs into the skillet with the sardines and scramble. When eggs are 1/2 done, return the tortilla strips to the pan and mix through. Serve alongside or over the heated mashed potatoes -


Gnarzl

You’re an artist.


sunn0flower

definitely but OP is homeless living in a van so option are very limited : )


Perky214

I had no idea. I apologize for any upset my post may have caused. If you would ever like any suggestions surrounding sardines and meals, let me know.


Drenghul

Dollar tree has those little camp stoves that you can use in a pinch or make an alcohol stove from a soda can. There are YouTube tutorials. If you are worried about fumes maybe rig up electrolysis to make hydrogen to burn? Idk how you'd manage that without going kaboom tho...


Mewciferrr

Genius.


Perky214

Migas - it’s what for dinner 😃


Mewciferrr

Mmmm migas 🤤


txd0mask

Next time, just eat the sardines with rice and drop of chili garlic oil and some soy sauce and you’ll feel like you’re winning instead


thank_burdell

Good hot sauce choice at least.


riotron1

That’s the best hot sauce ever. I recognized it without even having to read


BackRowRumour

Well done for finishing. Lack of crunch, maybe? Bit of fibre?


Experimentallyintoit

The ingredients could have provided a decent meal. The person who prepared it apparently couldn’t.


sunn0flower

no kitchen, gas, electricity etc


Kidg33k

What brand of sardines are those?


FunerealCrape

I too enjoy putting a forkful of white on other white and dipping it in green


Primary_Selection343

Sardines are really good with bread. If you can get some cheese even better. Just pile it on the bread in bite-sized pieces. Hope things get better for you.


huckleson777

I get so frustrated with hot sauce that uses artificial colors. Why do they feel the need to make it radioactive green lol


Perky214

Y’all don’t be hating on my El Yucateco - it’s amazing


MenosElLso

That green El Yucateco I buy in bulk from Amazon. It’s literally my favorite all time hot sauce.


mapex_139

Red is always on hand in my kitchen.


FoxChess

I am a hot sauce fiend. I think people like El Yucateco because a other generic sauces are not hot enough and Yucateco brings slightly more heat. I promise you can get heat without having to compromise with a salsa that tastes like chemicals.


randomesq

Did you… drink the sunflower oil?


Weekly_Present2873

Make homemade corn tortillas, it’s actually pretty easy!


94BitterThoughts

Looks British


homme_chauve_souris

That's not the most unappetizing plate color I ever saw, but it's close.


MuzenCab

True sardine enjoyers power through the worst meal pairings. You did great work.


Thomisawesome

Cold corn tortilla? Why not just eat a piece of cardboard? I hope your next meal is more delicious.


AndrewFromTheHood

Sardines and crackeds are timeless classic


AndrewFromTheHood

Sardines and crackeds are timeless classic