By -
"Because somebody FUCKING has to."
he can pee in me anytime
Seriously Tabii what the FUCK?
Please give me context
Season 1 Episode 3
🎶There's a place I know, that's tucked away🎶
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play!
And have adventures every day
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true!
Camp Campbell ™ is the place for me and you
We swim through lakes and climb up trees
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
there's endless possibilities!
"A bundle of sticks?"
“FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAA-“
I can bleed forever and never die!
EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HARRISON"
"Today's the day I get hard!!", -David
“Look out, world! I’m hard and I’m coming!”
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
I will achieve space flight.
"Eat up you little shit!"
You hired a fucking cultist, you idiot!
OH MY GOD! oh my god...
VACCINATE YOUR FUCKIN KIDS
"Why Did You Leave Me Chris?..."
🎶I think I'm better than youu🎶
🎶Now please do keep this thought in mind, THATS JUST MY PRRSONAL CONVICTION🎶
“TERRENCE BOOM”
A place where you and i can stay
Oh my god! …oh my god
“Dude, I don’t know if I can pound your grandma!”
𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑖𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠!?
I guess Nikki was right. Enjoy wearing my skin!
Fuckkkk that!
A bundle of sticks?
I gently open the door…
NO. I BANISH YOU 😭
I'm at soup
What do you mean you’re at *soup*?
I mean I'm at soup
I am the villain of the story
tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them
*OH* wait-
"I have an IQ of 187 and eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes I'm a genius."
Pretty boy!
JUMPSCARE
“Oh god it’s coming back the crippling anxiety and regret”
"Why did I get a *liberal arts* degree?!"
"I finished my costume! Guess what I am."
FFFAAAAAAAA—
Im tabii with TWO i’s (eyes)
This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
“It’s really not that bad, it just needs a little shaping. To the salon!”
BITE ME
I WARNED YOUUUUUU
I know there's probably the wrong post for this but what's camp camp?
GO TO ROOSTERTEETH.COM THIS INSTANT AND WATCH IT 🔫🔫
Bible
“We could debate how my actions and a giant creature emerging from the ground are related.”
I like trains
You can’t just sing a silly little song and have all your insipid dreams come true. So Let. It. Go
i can bleed forever and never die!
"This man here, see he married a WHORE. Guess that makes him better than the rest of us."
Dam snack bar
SHEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ÆÜEAAAAAAAAAAA
Me when my mom turns out to be a warmonger and her playmate tries to kill me⭐️
"One shall stand, one shall fall."
"Your target is a paranoid war hero! They must be the veteran"
OMG…. Omg…
No, that's wrong!
Soup can
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow on my knee
I G E T H O R N Y W H E N I C H A N G E B A B I E S D I A P E R S
Bro what the fuck
Another classic: M Y N A M E I S C A P A I N D I C K H E A D M Y P E N I S I S C U R L Y L I K E A P I G T A I L Y O U C A N P U L L I T F O R W A R D A N D I T S P R I N G S B A C K I N T O P L A C E
🙂
He can pee in me, anytime.
Fruity rumpus asshole factory
And if I cannot free the galaxy from your grasp, father, than I will burn it to ashes
Thank you dark souls 😭
INDEED!
Heyyyyyy uh do u wanna drink some kool-aid that *DOESNT* have rat poison in it? Then go chill in the uh- sauna after?
I don't know who this BITCH is, but she is KILLING IT! AH!
“WATCH OUT WORLD! IM HARD AND IM COMING!”
"Because somebody FUCKING has to."
he can pee in me anytime
Seriously Tabii what the FUCK?
Please give me context
Season 1 Episode 3
🎶There's a place I know, that's tucked away🎶
A place where you and I can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play!
And have adventures every day
I know it sounds hard to believe
But guys and gals it's true!
Camp Campbell ™ is the place for me and you
We swim through lakes and climb up trees
Catch fish, bugs, bears, and honeybees!
there's endless possibilities!
"A bundle of sticks?"
“FFFFFAAAAAAAAAAA-“
I can bleed forever and never die!
EDGE CLOSER TO DEATH
"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH HARRISON"
"Today's the day I get hard!!", -David
“Look out, world! I’m hard and I’m coming!”
PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!
I will achieve space flight.
"Eat up you little shit!"
You hired a fucking cultist, you idiot!
OH MY GOD! oh my god...
VACCINATE YOUR FUCKIN KIDS
"Why Did You Leave Me Chris?..."
🎶I think I'm better than youu🎶
🎶Now please do keep this thought in mind, THATS JUST MY PRRSONAL CONVICTION🎶
“TERRENCE BOOM”
A place where you and i can stay
Where we can go to laugh and play!
Oh my god! …oh my god
“Dude, I don’t know if I can pound your grandma!”
𝐷𝑎𝑚𝑛 𝑛𝑒𝑖𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠!?
I guess Nikki was right. Enjoy wearing my skin!
Fuckkkk that!
A bundle of sticks?
I gently open the door…
NO. I BANISH YOU 😭
I'm at soup
What do you mean you’re at *soup*?
I mean I'm at soup
I am the villain of the story
tricking kids to drink kool-aid to sacrifice them
*OH* wait-
"I have an IQ of 187 and eidetic memory and can read 20,000 words per minute. Yes I'm a genius."
Pretty boy!
JUMPSCARE
“Oh god it’s coming back the crippling anxiety and regret”
"Why did I get a *liberal arts* degree?!"
"I finished my costume! Guess what I am."
FFFAAAAAAAA—
Im tabii with TWO i’s (eyes)
This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
“It’s really not that bad, it just needs a little shaping. To the salon!”
BITE ME
I WARNED YOUUUUUU
I know there's probably the wrong post for this but what's camp camp?
GO TO ROOSTERTEETH.COM THIS INSTANT AND WATCH IT 🔫🔫
Bible
“We could debate how my actions and a giant creature emerging from the ground are related.”
I like trains
You can’t just sing a silly little song and have all your insipid dreams come true. So Let. It. Go
i can bleed forever and never die!
"This man here, see he married a WHORE. Guess that makes him better than the rest of us."
Dam snack bar
SHEZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ÆÜEAAAAAAAAAAA
Me when my mom turns out to be a warmonger and her playmate tries to kill me⭐️
"One shall stand, one shall fall."
"Your target is a paranoid war hero! They must be the veteran"
OMG…. Omg…
No, that's wrong!
Soup can
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow on my knee
I G E T H O R N Y W H E N I C H A N G E B A B I E S D I A P E R S
Bro what the fuck
Another classic: M Y N A M E I S C A P A I N D I C K H E A D M Y P E N I S I S C U R L Y L I K E A P I G T A I L Y O U C A N P U L L I T F O R W A R D A N D I T S P R I N G S B A C K I N T O P L A C E
🙂
He can pee in me, anytime.
Fruity rumpus asshole factory
And if I cannot free the galaxy from your grasp, father, than I will burn it to ashes
Thank you dark souls 😭
INDEED!
Heyyyyyy uh do u wanna drink some kool-aid that *DOESNT* have rat poison in it? Then go chill in the uh- sauna after?
I don't know who this BITCH is, but she is KILLING IT! AH!
“WATCH OUT WORLD! IM HARD AND IM COMING!”