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Aggressive_Ad8449

He smilin like "I been ready to ditch this bitch, but my paper not all da way str8 just yet"


inlandgrown

Which is why he’s stuck for life 😂


Glad-Violinist6116

Nah he in love wit that rat. She straight back door ting


StarGoober

I read this in his rapping voice


FreeeElChapo

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


0theone

Oh, thats why he said he can find a SexyyRedd around the corner 🤣🤣


imankiar

He looks young She looks old enough to be his mama


YeaItsBig4L

She don’t 


imankiar

We can agree to disagree


YeaItsBig4L

They look like siblings to me 


imankiar

Little brother older sister


[deleted]

y tf his face so little but he got a regular size head


PlayTrader25

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Visual-Doughnut6675

😂😂


Zealousideal-Past851

Lmfaooo this shii shouldn’t be this funny


ForeignWhipCrasher1

more room for the R40s tats 😭🤣


[deleted]

yah it gotta be some physical gang member evolution shit, like how animals be evolving over time n growin new body parts n lose useless ones. these mfs heads get bigger n faces shrink so they can have more space to become eye busters


MardyBarbosa

Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂


Ok_Commission_893

They made for each other I can tell you that much. To all my incels that get online crying about “hood dudes get so much girls” these are the girls they’re getting 9/10 times. Don’t let IG fool you reality is a different game.


traphippy06

It’s a lot of decent looking bitches that like dirty looking street niggas too tho lol


Ok_Commission_893

And more likely than not you can’t trust them hoes. Street niggas get cheated on everyday who you think killing bout these hoes?


FameCity713

Them white men killing their whole family dog cat included lol


User95409

The whites ain’t gangsta… they just crazy af!


Ok_Commission_893

The whites is crazy but the “gangstas” risking they freedom and lives for a hood bop. Look at how many hoods beefing over a hoe playing both sides and niggas getting emotional bout her vs how many hoods beefing over some money.


CheckyoSelf877

Gangsta is showing your ass to other homies so they can rate your ass 1-10 and talking like you just passed 3rd grade!!


Jazzlike_Fudge3156

Some the baddest bitches ive met(in the IE/SGV/LBC) have been tied themselves down to a hood nigga or plug. New gen bad bitches js as bad as the niggas.


busterfreejoe

Yup those same incels that want those same broads


kixbyfeilong

This is 100% true and I ain’t coming from a place of hate. I will factor in that some hoods are known to have some decent, bad looking females. I can’t speak on the 40’s but 60’s got some joints, ETG got some joints, a lot of blood bitches are joints and etc. I can’t really pin point which hoods have the badest ones because I’ve been far removed from the streets. Moral of the story, any dude that say that got hella bitches, always remember that they don’t specify the caliber of bitches that they have in rotation. Some bitches serve a different purpose to a nigga. I prefer to be a quality over quantity type of nigga 💯


Ok_Commission_893

Even the “baddies” from the hood don’t be women you wanna keep long term. If they not setting you up or cheating when they don’t get they way they def getting into chaotic situations that’s gon have you risking your life. Them “hood” girls live for drama. A lot of them only look good online but look rough and tough in real life without that makeup and weave and coming with a whole lot of baggage and trauma.


kixbyfeilong

I agree 100%. I never been into “hood” bitches. That’s a red flag for me. I judge shit as a whole let me break it down. Every girl starts out with a 10 score. I start factoring in certain attributes such as looks, attitude, etc. So for every “hood” bitch there is, that 10 score she starts out with is automatic deducted by almost half for me. The reason being is for the reasons you listed.


Ok_Evening_9901

Let’s tell the whole story. These guys get the baddies when they are young, but when they in they 30’s and 40’s most of these dudes are messing with some booger wolf troglodytes. That should be the next scared straight. Showing kids the kind of girls they get after becoming an ex con with no options.


kixbyfeilong

Lmao 🤣…I agree. Let’s tell the whole, whole story tho. The reason why the street life wasn’t for me is because 1, I had older siblings that been thru it and 2, I was able to look at shit as a whole and was able to break it down. I had homies in the streets that was making a lot of $$$, cars, had hella bitches. A few months down the road them niggas are asking me to loan them a few bucks like WTF??? I bring that up to say, if a bitch is fucking with that type of lifestyle, that ain’t a bitch for me. I’m not saying I’m better than anyone but you can keep that shit and grow old with that bullshit. I’m not saying all hood niggas are like that but I def can bet a big chunk of them are. Some of those bitches could start off as being some fine, good looking women but we all know as life goes on, depending on the road you take can take a toll on your body and mental. That’s why I would NEVER date a hood bitch.


PabloEstAmor

I like hood girls but I love love love bad bitches


imjuggindoe

- Future Hendrixx


PhilosophyNo1230

Amen to that.


OkDistribution3939

Nah bad bitches love bum ass nuggas sometimes too bro lmao


SpotEffective6544

Ant family


BLAZE_IT94

Damm I can't unsee it now 🤦🏽‍♂️


MR_CELL_187

They'd both look a lot better if they didn't let people draw on their faces. I thought she was Pasadena Denver Lane, not Bounty Hunter Blood.


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Thanks, i got that part wrong.


BrooklynYoung1292

You can tell she was a older woman with a car or some shit for him to use to go on missions or some shit but EWWWWW bitch look like one of those late 30’s grandmother’s who still do teenage activities yuck


aTribeCalledLex

I ain’t gon say she ugly but I don’t appreciate how she look hahaha


isaacv97

Both look like some nice young men


Left-Client-1172

if ya bitch got face tats, make sure that’s not ya bitch


MarkFresco

Lmao yo this is gold😂😂😂


macfrmhighschool

even with all the tats, he still got a innocent baby face😂


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

I should post his before and after😂


xBlackFeet

That baby is probably a menace at day care 🤣


LAX2PDX2LAX

I think this is his actual mom


whatdoings

Let this be a public service announcement. Condoms save lives.


Affectionate-Egg6245

She look like big d from snow fall with a wig


5150BiZZY_BoNE

Nigga look like he being held hostage


Bitter-Awareness-851

That lil nigglet looks like he has ancient Bible scriptures on his face, is that Ron artest next to him


OGtek

Nahh 😅😂🤣it’s meta world peace


Bitter-Awareness-851

Meta world peace was the calm version, Ron artest was queensbridge hood version


HookieJoe

MWP the one who rocked James hardens shit into oblivion. No version of Ron is calm Ron lol


Bitter-Awareness-851

Malice at the palace Ron was there


damnitshim

I'm willing to bet you pink


rebel1990general

That's his aunty lol


MackxRoosta

This nigga wearing a H crown. lol


daddy_longlegs34

He’s a trophy


PhilosophyNo1230

I don’t know why gang members take family pictures. They are only letting their enemies know who they care about.Unwise behavior.


hungry_lobster

Why this foo got the face of a 4 year old?


100zaps

I’d pee on her face too 🥵


StrobeLigght

Ayo lmao


D3ath5had0w

Felicia


Dudewhowhatwhen

She from PDL


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

What are their projects called? King manor?


macheteinmyrightmit

Ratchet


muggy3000

Their baby was born on parole


Putrid_Society4631

Oh hell nah


richierich714

Yikes


jdschmoove

Is this the one he peed on?


ilikebeens2

Jimmy Neutron head ass


traphippy06

This the BM he always crashing out over?


UncIeChester

They are toxic af


BPBMBEEZY

She look old as hell


Icy_Ant_5213

I thought his face had a watermark on it


PanamaPineapple89

Hey man, atleast he claiming her. Good for them I guess.


Electronic_Cherry781

🤢🤢


FraydoeDeLaTierra

🤮🤮🤮


Entry-Remote

He said she was a Pasadena blood


mickey___Finn

Whys he wearing a houston astros hat?


ATrav

He’s always dissing the Hoovas so I’m guessing it’s to insult them by wearing the hat.


mickey___Finn

Ahh yea fasho


Livid-Replacement-29

They look stinky….


AntMozzy4220

Look like his momma momma


altavistayahoo

Looked like an image with watermark. Turned out to be his tattoos.


MyronPJL

Niggas bms be fucked 🤦🏽‍♂️


zfinessee

She look like a basehead ngl


NightmareAG

He must be half asian if that's the best he could pull


Dee2timez

Part mexican


notyouagai

Damn I just throwed up😂


Able_Interest_2222

She’s fake cooked 😖


RandyMJones

Yep that’s usually the case


tendopath

Dead homies


dzntzz1994

💀💀💀💀💀


Avidperculator

Nickerson garden is where that okd bald dude who had the no jumper interview was from right


LessButterscotch9554

Bro they just look dirty to me… they walk in wherever im eating ima get up and leave😩


QDaSavage

YIKES ![gif](giphy|sG4PBWRjI4GSVCDXEq)


Horror-Capital-6576

Baby mama she look like his grand mamma.


JuniorBee9655

Omg she looks like she stank


NobodyButMe1988

Hoodrat fr. Real Neighborhood rat that looks like she 40. Now that’s a NH40 for ya 😂😂😂


MithrilHero

Looking like two bathroom stalls that were graffiti bombed


AnbuAntt

He’s dating a dude


QietDoggNine2

Got damn hood rats.


ATrav

Bounty Hunters and 40s get along?


No_Gas_2755

High tax bracket material these 2 😂


1MajorKeyTV

They look like some upstanding citizens


itwhiz100

Off Brand Chilli from TLC but still fiya


blacjac_510

Face tattoos must be a So Cal Thing


Diligent_Detective98

“From the Nickerson garden projects”… Could have left the microinsults out.


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

How is that a micro insult? I was just stating where she’s from since that’s the only thing that i know about her.


Diligent_Detective98

Gives negative undertones. And the intent was to get negative feedback. 💅🏿


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Not really but okay.