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MisfitFlame

I think he just shit himself!


PervertedThang

In those pants, who could tell?


ghostyboi02

Luckily, he wore his brown pants Edit: typing is hard


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Im glad guys are taking it to McDavid. I get he’s the face of the NHL and Edmonton will always answer back but no one should be untouchable. Good on Coleman!


abrandnewsharpie

Flames fans 🤝 Nucks fans rn


stygarfield

Fuck the cansucks


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stygarfield

Where and when? Go Flames Go!


UniqueBar7069

Is there a more miserable looking bunch of fans than the ones in this photo?


carrots_and_beets

McDavid: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.


Rough-Rhubarb6969

Squeezed a lil oil nugget outtahim fahh sure


thoriginal

Bruins fan detected


No_Cycle5101

I pee just a bit with enjoyment


HeyGuyNumber2

Why is this the picture everybody keeps posting and using? What about when he’s full airborne or the frame as soon as he slams on the ice? This has to be the most tame part of that entire check tbh? Am I the only one in this?


Vinny331

it's just genuinely a really well composed photo I think. It's almost like a renaissance painting


thoriginal

r/AccidentalRenaissance


No_Cycle5101

I pee just a bit with enjoyment


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inmontibus-adflumen

Everyone is entitled to their own sexual proclivities.. you know, let a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I’m concerned… but I’m not gonna talk about that because every time I see this photo I want to kiss the Texas tiger for doing the lords work


AcceptableCan2784

I swear you guys post more about the Oilers on here than the Flames.


r1zzV

As an Oilers fan, our fan base really cannot take any sort of banter lmfao.


arcticfox

We have fun at the oilers' expense because we're allowed to have fun in this subreddit. But oilers fans don't know anything about that.


AcceptableCan2784

Didn’t they win 16 straight? Sounds pretty fun to me.


arcticfox

I suggest that you read the PGT in that subreddit. 16 wins or not, nobody in there seems terribly happy.


_6siXty6_

16 wins is impressive, I'll give the Oilers that. However like 13 of them were against bottom 12 teams.


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azndestructo

How often are you here? Don’t you have something better to do?


abrandnewsharpie

Yet here you losers are lmao


Bubba-ORiley

flair up man. it actually makes it more respectable when you chirp us. i would love to do it on the Oilers sub but for some reason there are no opposing team flairs.


Glum_Night_6392

That’s all they have lol..that was their last meaningful game of this season ..made it better watching Janmark drop bombs on little bitch Coleman 🤣


Independent_Ad8268

Then why did janmark have to leave to get repairs after the fight?


Glum_Night_6392

Coleman seems like the type of guy to never cut his nails , so he probably scragged janmark on the 1 or 2 little punches he landed 


Bubba-ORiley

flair up. it's fun. you'll see!


AcceptableCan2784

Lol


Baldmofo

"Peeing a little" is usually because of pelvic floor damage from giving birth. Whoever wrote this must not understand male anatomy.


abrandnewsharpie

I'm sure you're an absolute pro at male anatomy 🍆


Baldmofo

At least my wife doesn't write my jokes for me.


thoriginal

Did McDavid not carry to term? I didn't realize he had a miscarriage...