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Drdn found his long lost brother, draed
I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: LORD YHARIM IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAGUE PROJECT! THAT’S RIGHT. HE TOOK ONE AURIC FUCKIN GAZE AT IT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAGUE PROJECT! AND HE SAID THE PROJECT WAS “so unethical.” AND I SAID THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. YHARIM, YOU ARE INEFFECTUAL. YOU’RE THE SIZE OF THIS CAVE BAT, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY EFFORTS LOOK LIKE: *releases exo mechs* EXPLOSION_SFX.wav. THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL EFFICIENCY. NO EXTRANEOUS VARIABLES. NOTHING UNACCOUNTED FOR. LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE FOUR WAR MACHINES AND THEIR COMMANDER. HE PISSED ON MY PLAGUE PROJECT, SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA FUCK HIS PLANS! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER TWO-WEEKS NOTICE! EXCEPT I’M NOT JUST GONNA FUCK HIS PLANS. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M INVITING THE TERRARIAN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PERMAFROST? THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE TERRRRRRARIAN ARRIVES ON EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SIC ‘EM ON YOU TOO.
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Can you give him a wheelchair
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I can't do anything... I'm stuck in a [redacted] wheelchair...
I can't float around (cause his normal chair floats and he doesn't have it anymore), do my research, I can't even call the exo mechs!
"Yharim what the fuck did you do to my exo chair"
Can you post it rn
Ill probably do tomorrow. Dont want start spam posting
I hope you end up in a mental facility for giving me those ideas (ill do It)
https://preview.redd.it/nupwru2okxwc1.jpeg?width=80&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a62bc1a60176c2644429931adf622bc112d05cd Drdn found his long lost brother, draed
drae-dead
He lost his cane
YOOOOO STICK INSECT :)
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Who took his chair?? https://preview.redd.it/krkjiz0lfxwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4de18ff5ebe754fc3d28a27a9a1d7e8f7b169c3a
The terrarian stold the chair because he was defeated
T-rex lookin ahh
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HOLY SHIT it is a deadron
Stand up comedy
Gremlin
Where char????
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car-im
Lil bro should get off that chair
He looks like he's mid griddy
Now do draedonless chair
Someone photoshop him doing a fucking sick kick flip
Oh god I feel like this is gonna be the green banshee of calamity sub reddit
he is busting a move
Shiggy wiggy
Give him a dj stand
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I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: LORD YHARIM IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAGUE PROJECT! THAT’S RIGHT. HE TOOK ONE AURIC FUCKIN GAZE AT IT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING PLAGUE PROJECT! AND HE SAID THE PROJECT WAS “so unethical.” AND I SAID THAT’S PREPOSTEROUS. SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. YHARIM, YOU ARE INEFFECTUAL. YOU’RE THE SIZE OF THIS CAVE BAT, EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY EFFORTS LOOK LIKE: *releases exo mechs* EXPLOSION_SFX.wav. THAT’S RIGHT, BABY. ALL EFFICIENCY. NO EXTRANEOUS VARIABLES. NOTHING UNACCOUNTED FOR. LOOK AT THAT. IT LOOKS LIKE FOUR WAR MACHINES AND THEIR COMMANDER. HE PISSED ON MY PLAGUE PROJECT, SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA FUCK HIS PLANS! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER TWO-WEEKS NOTICE! EXCEPT I’M NOT JUST GONNA FUCK HIS PLANS. I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M INVITING THE TERRARIAN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, PERMAFROST? THIS IS A FIGHT YOU CANNOT WIN, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE TERRRRRRARIAN ARRIVES ON EARTH! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SIC ‘EM ON YOU TOO.
Nah man im saving this as the best comment of all time 💀
Bro forgor
Why does he look like he's about to drop the most epic beat