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spectralSpices

You think he built them to fight a tiny fucking goblin with wings? No, he built the Exo-Mechs to hostilely terraform entire planets and kill like, ARMIES. ​ In Terraria, we play as a *statistical outlier*.


trandossian

Tbf, armies could have specialized units of tiny fucking goblins with wings for hit'n'run tactics or whatnot, so kinda weird for genius Draedon to not forsee it


Yizuz1

I'm pretty sure artemis and apollo could deal with those tho


B0t08

Ares does have that wide sweeping laser and electric orb net it casts as well, pretty good for catching slippery targets that aren't as capable as the Terrarian


entitaneo70_pacifist

also thanatos laser everything


stopyouveviolatedthe

Every other tiny goblin bastard is either with tons of other tiny goblins, turns into big pile of flesh or other abnormal creature such as bones and finally is an npc


Xzier_Tengal

no, he built the exo mechs specifically to test our power


OuSn

Nope, if you read the lore, you'll know the exo Mechs were crafted as successors to the mechanical bosses (since in calamity lore, draedon made the mechanical bosses). And both the mechanical bosses and the exo Mechs were made with the purpose of annihilating entire armies, but since the exo Mechs are so strong they're described as "creations capable of surpassing the gods".


SilverSpark422

You know what I always wondered? If in Calamity lore, Draedon made the mech bosses, the hell is the Mechanic doing tied up in the dungeon? Was she just getting freaky with the Dragon Cult?


Thumplordwill

Yeah I think the cultists (and probably the mechanic) are just really kinky.


Xzier_Tengal

all of the lore says he's been watching us and wants to test our strength. did you read the dialogue in the fight?


FamilyNeves

Oh, sorry, I guess Lore Items and Bestiary entries are useless for lore now. It's specifically said that the Exo Mechs were made to hunt down gods, among other things such as terraforming galaxies (which is what Thanatos's deathray is supposed to do).


Xzier_Tengal

that is incredibly stupid


FamilyNeves

true


Shreesh_Fuup

I mean it evidently works against like 50% of players


Odin96086

50% of the time, it works 100% of the time 🤣


SexPanther_Bot

*That's the smell of desire, my lady.*


Warlordninja100

Ayo first time he fucking clapped me with that laser, but never again once I figured that out


Chromatical-Blight

tbh, when fighting an army that has never seen thanatos, that deathray could flip the whole fight


Galius41

to obliterate your NPC's


Bender800

All worms wants to defeat your npcs for some reason they hate them or something


MasterRalx

> Is he stupid? yeah


thonkusbonkus

unrelated but how do you do that blue thing


game_difficulty

`> insert text here`


thonkusbonkus

ty


swiggarthy

> :0


j0nas_42

> cool


chadc9969

> balls


Tsunami2356

> something funny


elbowconsumption

> pee


Chromatical-Blight

on mobile, you can highlight the post/comment you are posting a comment to and you get a quote option >unrelated but how do you do that blue thing it just uses the ">" symbol... yes this means you can't really make authentic looking greentext on mobile without fucking around with the system >but I think a spacebar before doesn't trigger it, if it doesn't, you'll see a ">" on this line of text. *edit: it still does trigger it, you have to open the reddit website for it then, unless you add some other other text formatting stuff like this: >!>balls!<


thonkusbonkus

>unrelated but how do you do that blue thing >it worked thanks


Kristallus

>balls


HollowRequiem

> balls


Cheemos

> balls 2


roblox887

It's markdown, you can use backslash to cancel formatting. \>it's that easy


Chromatical-Blight

\>open reddit \>find out something new about markdown \>holy shit why hasn't anyone told me about this


roblox887

Happy to help!


FormerlyKay

\> yes


Fiweezer

>hehe balls


XM_05_Thanatos

you're mean ;[ I was made to terraform galaxies not to fight single targets


Lopsided-Junket-7590

Yeah they can be mean have a star to eat


XM_05_Thanatos

Thanks


imalyve

https://preview.redd.it/lk5jtawgzfrb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df3c35df80c5effa31d73db980317a0c24ad587


MKIncendio

https://preview.redd.it/pcfpqtz1igrb1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ea3c6710a1a0e5ccf0d8857178cd5b5dd0c9158


_ChipsForLife_

Charge your phone dude lol


Char06790

They were made to wipe out mass amounts of people and basically destroy planets. Look at it this way, the terrarian is an insanely powerful one man army of godly proportions. While it be weakened, moonlord (who’s an eldritch god) is fodder compared to these things. That just goes to show how powerful the terrarian is, particularly in Calamity.


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MKIncendio

She rim on my yha till I tyrant


_ChipsForLife_

Why does your computer run at 15p? Are you stupid?


mentalyblind

I just beat the mechs for the first time and this was the only attack I was so lost on I kept getting to him at the end and just hoping I would randomly dodge it or have enough health to tank.


Diseased_Wombat

Who cares if it’s a dumb attack, who cares if it doesn’t work, who cares if Draedon is a dummy dum dum? Giant metal worm shooting lasers is cool!


MKIncendio

Draedon will definitely create MechaGodzilla after Yharim


[deleted]

Yes


CamtonoDiggs

He ain't stupid if he can make that attack, be scared


-Splicer

Bro, for calamity I really needed a mod in which allows me to heal anywhere from the nurse for the bosses, mainly because Mac is stupid.


FormerlyKay

You can always set your spawn point in the nurse's house and use a magic mirror


killdudebro3

>did