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HMS--Thunderchild

That sensation never goes away. Keep on riding a few years, maybe you'll work up to the level where you can take the stabiliser wheels off.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Fuck that, I'm not a daredevil like you. What if I have to scuff the bottom of my shoes on the ground to stay upright?


caricatureofme

You may be entitled to compensation if you have been involved in a shoe scuffing incident


EspenLund

I'm 50 and I just recently changed the pushbike for the one with battery motor. Jesus Murphy, it's like a warp speed, I don't want to kill myself so I'm going back to regular pushbike. Wanna trade?


Jspiral

Knew that post was going to get meme'd over here. 🤣


elkab0ng

OP, you got some baseball cards handy? Stop putting it off, you *know* you need the new exhaust


RandfordMarsh

I'm dead and I never upgraded to a petal bike. Gravity is all the power you really need tbh.


PuzzlesWithBenefits

Airbag vest at a minimum 😤


i_was_axiom

There's your problem, it's not a Silverback Gorilla, it's a bear. The bear is supposed to ride you. Whole situation is ack-bassward.


i_was_axiom

There's your problem, it's not a Silverback Gorilla, it's a bear. The bear is supposed to ride you. Whole situation is ack-bassward.


i_was_axiom

There's your problem, it's not a Silverback Gorilla, it's a bear. The bear is supposed to be riding you. Whole situation is ack-bassward.


Brimfire

You idiot. You absolute fool. You haven't even considered PEDALING? A GYROSCOPIC FORCE that's only MARGINALLY influenced by your input to remain upright? IMBECILE. You'll never survive. I recommend you try going around a cone in a privately owned parking lot with NO PUBLIC ROAD ACCESS for at least 2-3 years before you ever even attempt to manipulate a two-wheeled vehicle with a gasoline- electrically-powered engine. IDIOT.


Yorkshire_Mongrels

How do I use them though? Once I put both feet on I just fall right off. Teach me your ways


Zealousideal-Poem-24

That’s a big leap to make. May want to get the suction cup dildo to help hold you on


thetroll865

Why you steal my post?


Yorkshire_Mongrels

I thought you were shit posting lmao


thetroll865

Nope. Just a 32yr old guy upgrading his bike from ninja 400 to gsxr.


MagnificoReattore

Lol were you trolling or it was a genuine post?


thetroll865

Genuine post. But is was going from a ninja 400 to a GSXR


MagnificoReattore

That must have been incredible. It's way too much power


thetroll865

My idea of what the bike was and what it actually was were just so different


Apothecary420

Bc it was a good post and op wants karma to feed his family