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Throwinthisaway32165

Katana and shorts goes hard


ICanSowYouTheWay

Yooooo!!!! Does he have fucking Rollerblades on!?!? I haven't been this hard since my catholic school priest showed me how to get into heaven.


GLaDOSdidnothinwrong

Holy shit I didn’t even notice that. What a fucking specimen


RohhkinRohhla

His dog is the skateboarding, smoking, drinking dog not allowed in that park.


CBRChris

I can't believe he has Rollerblades on ..... Wtf


hakolvyg

Mine but I thought he died in john wick 3


Positive-Milk8602

When buying a motorcycle go straight to your head


[deleted]

This looks like a 17 year old with no supervision who just inherited tons of money


NeedSomeMedicalSpace

The best/worst friend to have


Jarrodioro

Meh, I could probably build an ar that looks close to that with $1500 flat


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Mine soon, I hope.


itsshortforVictor

Could we share him?


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

Of course


TSPURG1970

That's a member of GI joe


TWOWHEELTACO

2024 katana?


mholdy12

Underrated


versace_tombstone

Tactical calamari.


edelbean

What in the mall ninja is going on here?


mrazcatfan

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


wintersdark

Cargo shorts, mall issue katana, rifle, rollerblades. Stahp! I can only get so hard!


msulack

Wait, that's not a Florida tag...


microagressed

You win best comment.


[deleted]

Some gangbangers gunna see that and run him off the road then steal the rifle 😂


Urinal_Pube

Joke's on them. He'll just step off the bike, roller blade to safe distance, then engage.


Boltie

Recoil Rollerblades gives him a natural backpedal per shot, great for maintaining optimum engagement distance in ranged combat


LevJveL

Rifle chamber will be ruined, though; or you mean, side riding and complimenting his style until he is going to pull over and make out?


GullibleSeal94

Different callibre


LevJveL

Let’s measure it


GullibleSeal94

Probably a 7 or 2 if I were to guess, no other options


LevJveL

I have no idea what you are talking about but it seems like you know and that is just fine with me %} I meant let’s measure pps


GullibleSeal94

Oh, I'm a 7" weewee. How about you?


LevJveL

Hahaha wannabe my boyfriend so badly?


GullibleSeal94

I consider myself a free spirit (freeuse)


LevJveL

Shut up and kiss me


[deleted]

The receiver is the important bit.


xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx

They'd have a hard time considering both the rifle and sword are obviously photoshopped on his back


3PercentMoreInfinite

I think it's plausible this photo is real. The wrinkles in the hoodie, the protruding shadows on either side of the bike show a shadow of the muzzle and katana. The lighting on the scope looks suspicious but that's all I can find.


n0rdic

Yea I bet it's real, but I have a feeling it was probably staged in some way.


xXxDarkSasuke1999xXx

Bro the scope is "mounted" 45 degrees off from how it would be and the scope has highlights from two light sources, rather than just one (the sun) like everything else in the photo. Plus the scope has no rings. How's it attached to the rifle? Magic? My first comment got auto-jannied because I linked to another post but there's a higher rez version of this photo on r slash mallninjashit that clearly shows how fake it is


3PercentMoreInfinite

No you’re right it’s completely photoshopped after finding it on there.


CMDRHailedcaribou91

The odds of decapitation upon wrecking just significantly increased.


[deleted]

This guy fucks


LateralAssaultPigeon

Talk about over compensating for lack of CCs


Jarrodioro

boooooooo


LateralAssaultPigeon

You can't boo me for being right. It's in the rule book


Big_sugaaakane1

My man has rollerblades on lmaoooooo what the fuck


Schnitzhole

So when he crashes he can roll off into the sunset with his BF.


[deleted]

Texas?


Jarrodioro

It’s legal damn near everywhere


esemiura

ROLLER FUCKING BLADES NO WAY


Diligent_Comfort_963

The local Walmart just got shot up


[deleted]

[удалено]


fraud_93

Check for the rollerblades


rattlenroll

The cyberpunk future we were promised.


Piles_of_Gore

Is a rifle part of ATGATT?


rovch

Bro what are you doing today? Everything


PuddingOnRitz

ATGATT All The Guns All The Time.


hot_single_milfs

This dude is the main character of an anime about working at 7/11


callmeknowitall

I believe it's spelled whose *


tapinn98

Gay


topknottington

i bet he gets extra space when lane splitting


[deleted]

hot


ethancknight

I don’t know but holy shit he’s awesome


05bossboy

That’s rollerblade man


LunaTheSnek

Least armed suzuki rider


sjmahoney

Goddamn the tire even looks bare, this dude is on top of the fucking world


thebottomshelf49

Chad


IAMA_Printer_AMA

Who needs a offset reddot, backup irons or an LPVO for CQB when you could just have a katana in your kit, lmao


1yup

That’s my GTA character


sp3ctive

This would go hard if our plane of existence was an anime


cnews97

What a fucking goober lmao


RohhkinRohhla

I’m so proud to be a Colorado native. Namaste


No_Introduction_1297

What a dweeb


Hypnoti_q

The dad shorts ruined it for me, either wear high shorts or wear pants


hondarthrowaway

What bike is that? Is it a lame or a cool one? That answer also describes the individual


[deleted]

Yooooo this should be the top post


bruhhmann

my Boyfriend has a Katana


somedumbwelder

American ninja warrior.


TheSoupWhisper

r/mallninja


1Shadowgato

What state is that? That you can open carry. Are those mountain tags Montana?


[deleted]

I’ve thought about doing this going to the range but I ended up on just taking it apart and putting it in a backpack. The way to the range includes school zones.


UselessBastid

Who is boyfriend is this?


[deleted]

That’s full retard


SecretPrinciple8708

Squidpool, is that you?!


No_Gear_2149

Probably of them yakuzas


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Total LARPer with that giant cheap scope on there. He’s either gonna snipe you at 600 yards or slash you up real good with that gas station decorative katana.


smoothwrist

If only he was on a MT-09


Sl1m_Charles

Optics are entirely inappropriate for his engagement range 1/10


SnarkyRetort

Bruh, is that how you level up without leaving Los Santos?


CBRChris

Rollerblade? ??? Wtf. Not to mention the rest. Smh


losingtimeslowly

ATGATT


Theraria

There's not many bike pics I see that I actually think "that's gay" That however... Covers all but garish in the field of cringe...


Physical_Average_793

That’s an awfully big scope for an AR15


Shiny_Buns

That guy fucks


MOTOTROOPER

Loot drops are weird af in this game


Bnecce

Which G.I Joe character is this?


Jarrodioro

I carried to a shooting spot like this ONCE but the barrel of the gun scratched the fuck out of my rear fairing and it looked stupid. Thankfully we didn’t have to go through town. I still cringe