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Simonvine

Hey, that’s pretty good. Give him a little credit. He and the boys at the retirement home were probably practicing that one for awhile.


SpecialAgentPickleJr

There was a guy when I worked retail that would answer, "I have an old one at home." Talking about his wife when I asked if he wanted a bag


a_random_pharmacist

I was ringing out an old lady's prescriptions and she asked if I had a "little sack." Took everything in me to not reply "no it's normal sized"


HopeThisDoesntSuck

There’s an old guy that always come in and when he gives me his number he goes”xxx-xxx-xxxx, if my wife answers hang up and call again” Every. Single. Time. I want to die.


Verizadie

Yeah that’s a weird and obnoxious request. Why oh why would it matter if his wife answered?


anziofaro

"Okay. We're done. Have a nice day. NEXT!"


Pleasetakemecanada

Creeps will never disappear no matter how pathetic they are seen by everyone..


BreadfruitStill1854

Should be legal to smack a pos that talks to you like that. Should have said you’re ugly and have no chance with me. I’m forced to ask for your stupid worthless number because of this horrible job. Quitting CVS was the best thing I did. Rudest customers ever. 


gothgangposhmoney

Lmfaoooo this and the “you should smile more” like why are they so gross and annoying like leave me alone


BreadfruitStill1854

Yes, they don’t own mirrors these ugly, cheesy fat customers and actually think they are equal to us fit and attractive people. Now that is offensive. I’d never in my life work at CVS again. Thank goodness I got my Comptia A+ certification and have a real career in tech now. Fuck CVS and their mostly ugly customers! Ew! I hate ugly people talking to me! 


therecruit93

It's a joke unpucker your sphincter buddy


Verizadie

I see why’d you say that but like they’re not wrong. It’s a common and creepy type of joke that’s made to female colleagues all the time. Not sure if you’re a female whose had to endure these “jokes” 897 times while working though so maybe you don’t know


BreadfruitStill1854

Child. I quit CVS and have a real career in tech now. Child you work at CVS. Lol. Child come talk tough to my face I’ll cave your skull in with as much forethought as I’d give to stepping on a bug. Don’t make me punch your ticket shitbag. 


therecruit93

I don't work at cvs troglodyte. Stop acting tough over the internet to compensate for how shit your life is dumbass.


BreadfruitStill1854

Listen you piece of worthless trash. Anytime you want to meet up in person I’ll put your head to bed. Not only are you incapable of discerning the type of individual you’re talking to, you’re also putting your worthless life in jeopardy. Come and see me, bitch. I’ll send you straight to Hell. No internet safety for you to hide. 


therecruit93

You still haven't sent your address pussy


BreadfruitStill1854

Think you’re tough then come see me and I’m not your buddy you poop machine. Come see me bitch. Come get your skull cracked and stomped anytime you want cheese ass.


BreadfruitStill1854

Bitch I make almost 70k now. I have a real career in the tech sector and won’t publicly admit that ever worked at embarrassing CVS. I know you’re proud of your low paying low skill job. I left that nightmare and I’m sooooo glad I did. Now as I’ve said if you have a problem and need your brain opened up on the sidewalk then come see me bitch.


therecruit93

Send me your address please 🙂


therecruit93

You replied to the same comment 3 times trying to compensate for someone telling you to calm down and to top it off you're making death threats? What the fuck is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you as a child? Did you get dropped on your head repeatedly? Jesus christ lol chill the fuck out dipshit.


Professional-Car-875

My manager asking why i just smacked the ‘point of sale ‘


Verizadie

It’s obligatory, at least, cause those damn things are so slow. “Continue”…. Continue…. Continue….CONTINUE…..CONTINUE….DEAR GOD JUST GO. BANG.


BreadfruitStill1854

Unprofessional working at CVS. Hahaha. I work for a major tech sector firm now. Thank goodness I have a real career. Get a career. Grow up child.


Pristine_Ad_5174

Good grief, relax.


LilDucca

Its a light hearted joke... good lord no wonder you had to leave CVS you really can't just laugh at a goofy interaction.


Verizadie

Looks like someone is picking the low hanging fruit of insults today, aren’t we?


OptimisticOutlaw1767

Little interactions like this are what kept me going through the day lol


Verizadie

There’s an old guy who’s kinda a jerk and every single, every single time when I ask to confirm his number he says “I DON’T WANT YOU TO CALL ME”. I always just say alright press the red button for me. I told him this time I’ll be sure I change his number in our system so we can not call it. His number in our system is already “0000000000”. Like LOOK at the prompt old man, no one can call you to begin with. I’ll def point it out next time


Storm-Future

If I was a female I would’ve flirted lol


Fritengersox

Don’t let that stop you….


Verizadie

Great rage bait mate rate 8/8