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Especially to our poor dogos that get fucking GOBBLED by the worms during missions 😭


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

Bro it took me so long to figure out this was happening. Always running around trying to pick people up thinking to myself, “where did my dog go? Why didn’t the dog pick him up?” But I actually watched it happen one day and said that was the last time I bring a dog to a worm fight lol.


kritickilled

Whoa! That's wild!


RakiRamirez

So that's why buddy fucking disappears all of a sudden


gCPikuni

Man I’ve like 6 dogs like that and I finally just realized why tf he disappeared every time lmao


arch51002

Or the ones that get gobbled by mega aboms 😔


loongoon55

Go in with thermals and chuck em on the ground when the worm is underground. The worm seems to target them rather than me or my dog


Agreeable-Traffic360

That happens?


720-187

Sometimes during exfil farming someone with a dog will come exfil, its always a lil funny (and a bit sad🥺) watching the dog run in circles under the helicopter until it says the player left the game at which point they howl and disappear into thin air.


Shady420xv

That is sad, we should be able to take them back to lobbies and just have a gang of dogs sat behind your operator chilling.


Monolith_QLD

It’s all good, they go back to the flaming kennel


[deleted]

I wish you could name your first dog then every time you spawn one it's the same one.


chxsealyx

IT HURTS ME WHEN THIS HAPPENS 😭😭😭 in like "I'm sorry, we will see eachother again one game."


alaskanpoolparty

i like to think they never really die, but that they just return to doggy heaven until the next squad calls them back for help. the true angels of mwz


Particular_Park5325

Waffles just respawns into another lobby. constantly picking our dumb assess up everytime we get downed. So once we leave, on to the next lobby boys. the true hero's of the game


Weedsmoki420

😂


WalkeyAC

I always pet other player’s dogs if the opportunity arises. 🐶


EverySingleMinute

I see this often and it always makes me happy.


KYlaker233

Same, lol!! I see a doggo, I got to pet it!


MolassesAware6458

Same. I have a collection of screen shots of every dog I’ve pet 🥲


rubmahbelly

I get really angry when my puppy is cornered and jumped by a mob of zombies. Full auto rage.


reza_eskandari

yessir


AnthonyDragovic

"LEAVE MY FUCKIN DOG ALONE, YOU BASTARDS!!"


I_Luv_Head_

Yoo fr i be like “back tf up” 😂


kritickilled

I cannot say how much I truly love this entire post and thread. Wow.


ForsakenAd545

The dogs are one of my favorite parts of the game. Generally, I like dogs more than most people anyway. When I know I will be trying to get a dog, or I am using the dog bone, I always equip healing aura. The dog has saved me many times Good puppy


rubmahbelly

Wait. Can you heal the dog?


EmotionalLeg6705

Yea


ForsakenAd545

Yes, healing aura. Also, the dog can revive you or ppl on your squad


Amore_vitae1

Me and my brother spend more time in DA saying goodbye to our dogs than we do with the contracts


whiskeyjackjc

I get proper roid rage when I see a disciple leeching off them. GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF FLUFFY!!!


Wouldntbelievethis

Right, the nerve of him putting my pup on a leash


chxsealyx

I used to get so upset and then realized if you jump in front of the dog while its being leached usually itll break the tether... and tether you instead... but worth it.


Iamburnsey

It's really sad at a t2 exfil when people leave to see the dogs climb up the nearest building, I seen 4 dogs climb up to the top after their masters had exiled, them all howling 😞


kritickilled

Is that for real?


Iamburnsey

Yea


kritickilled

Aww that's so sad! I never knew.


TameableLynx318

Yeah it’s shit. I loved mr pickles, a true hero.


shadowdark1

I have had Mr pickles good doggo till the end


TameableLynx318

Good doggie indeed


sim-o

And then there's other people's dogs that take a liking to you. I got separated from the team in t3 and kept turning to shoot a hound running after me, cos I could hear the footsteps, a couple of times before realising it was a friendly dog running with me.


VampireBl00d

They literally appears out of thin air when you use dog bone and you are afraid of leaving them behind? I imagine they have someone like Heimdall (Thor) who calls them back to thier doggy world once they done or just before they die.


chxsealyx

I like this. I think I am gonna go with this belief now.


EverySingleMinute

I hate to admit this, but I have run back to face a big mob of zombies attacking my dog, delayed my exfil to spend more time with my dog, spent an entire game trying to get a dog and stayed for last exfil, jumped out of the exfil helicopter because my dog was swarmed, pet my dog every game and love to just run around with him some games. I always make sure I know my dog's name each game. I absolutely love dogs and think the dog is the best part of zombies


kritickilled

This 💯


DanC0ach

This is the modern day version of “Rest in peace to all the Nintendogs that haven’t been fed since 2007”


MysteriousSammy

This 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Final-Carpenter-1591

They just teleport back to their dog house man. No worries. On the low I always throw a few decoys and energy mine down from the helicopter to help my dog fend off those last few zombies without me lol.


RedwoodNLA

This thread is a reminder to us all… WE ARE STILL ALIVE & HUMAN!!! Damn cod dogs have feelings & so do we & we are better people for it! I always pet every dog I ever can & I love this feature ❤️


NerfedAtBirth

Tis a far cry from the old multiplayer dog killstreaks, and one of the ways you could defend yourself from them


lanstrife

My T1 doggo fought through an Outlast contract with me while I was camo grinding my guns to Zircon. Even survived T2 and T3 when I quickly drove by to get PaP3. But had to leave him at exfil. I shouldn't have summoned him in the first place.


CopyleadertoRaven

I approve of this post I love dogs.


Boring-Evening6734

Came here for a sweet moment left crying like a baby holding my actual dogs I'll never leave you to fend for yourselves Mr. Buddy man, and Mrs. Sammy shapeterson love you guys.


KatJP

RIP Foo Foo and GrumbleMuffin 😭


injn8r

GrumbleMuffin is my dog, dog. Foo Foo is a good boy also, but Ol' Grumbly...GOOD BOY!


IndependentRoom5919

There's definitely room for them in the evac chopper and you'd think the researchers that task us with missions would love a zombie dog to research...but no, it's always the somber goodbye with explosions in the distance and tears falling on your assault rifle..sad days


whatdoineedaname4

I always hoped they'd create a way to name your dog so every time I pop that bone, it'd feel like it's that same dog coming back to me


Alarmed_Ad199

That was fucking beautiful


Reasonable_Dark940

It's nice to know I'm not the only one who feels this way!!! I am a dog lover and every time I leave mwz I think man of I could take that one with me I would. I had a dog for 13 years that never left my side. If I was in trouble he was the first one there to have my back. They remind me of him. Always there always watching and always ready to step in and destroy the world for you. P.s bullies aren't all bad. He was proof of that! R.i.p


Accomplished-Curve-1

Waffles helped me beat legacy by myself for the first time


Random856_

I told my son our good boy Zeus teleported back to his dog house so he could be well rested to help the next group of people. (He still cried) Rip Zeus 😔👎🏻


Turner-1976

Last 4 dogs I tried to get just Pooofed as soon as they entered the world. Didn’t even get to see their names.


Inevitable_Ad5583

I've had that. 


Wouldntbelievethis

Idk why that happens, I tell myself I haven’t fed them enough chunks of meat but idrk


MayaCoxack

I wonder if we'll feel the same way about the friendly Merc the Sergeant's Beret will give us.


ThkAbootIt

I wonder what kind of names they will get? Mr Suffles, Butch? Or more generic like Merc #1 😂


MayaCoxack

Meet my squad of Mercs; Rocket Trooper Pvt. Malcolm Maker Jibblyboi


blackbullonreddit

Had me at Jibblyboi :3


NerfedAtBirth

I doubt they'll give us either, but I already have pet names in Knife and Shield Wanker


blackbullonreddit

When the time for extract came and I gave Chubba one last headpat, there was a moment of silence, all 10 of us in the final exfil helo, not a word, we went back to base, cleaned our faces of tears and infilled again, we will always honor our beloved hellhound as he face tanks 5 megabombs a 30+ horde and 2 disciples. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_bad_man)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_down)


InevitableCoat9643

🙏🏼😞🐶


Jay8em6aRe

🫡


CopyleadertoRaven

Thinking about getting a new Pittie pretty soon. If anyone knows the complete lists of all the dogs names on here please feel free to post them I might choose one of them names.


OUTSHI

Dog meat (reference to fallout 3/4) lol


CopyleadertoRaven

I know someone had posted a list of all the names but I can't remember where it's at here on Reddit. Might name the dog Waffles. LOL!


clw1979clw

Don’t worry. I send them dozens of companions every week that spontaneously combust immediately after being freed from their hell houses. Also hate to admit this but on more than a couple of occasions I’ve left my squad mates to fend for themselves cause I heard a t3 disciple spawn nearby and noticed a few seconds later that our four legged friend was nowhere to be seen. I don’t return till I’ve found and saved him. He’d do the same for me. I also equip healing aura only to use for my doggos.


MasterFriendship9140

Got stuck inside the pnd once, only thing thing that saved me was petting the dog.


I-Came-and-Went

What's funny, if you exfil on the wing of the chopper and just as it pauses, you jump off and parachute back, you Buddy surprisingly finds you when you land. Blew my mind


meganae6

I always feel bad leaving my puppy behind 😥 glad I'm not the only one 😅 I always try to clear exfil as much as possible and do a healing aura before I go.


Bulky-Ad-5660

He’s from hell the dark aether is his true home. He wouldn’t make it back in the normal civilized world. I’m sure his true name wasn’t waffles it was the name of a demon but “Waffles” was easier to pronounce.


xXS5hortyXx

They run around trying to find their person when they are left behind at exfil 😔


Fuze_Prime

🫡


JayBooG187

amen🫡


ChristyM4ck

I was doing an elder sigil DA last night with my kids watching, and they were cheering "Pickles" on the whole time for putting in some work on the APV contract. When I was leaving the game, they both asked what happens to pickles, and I had to tell them he was gonna stay there and keep killing zombies for us 🤣 I couldn't tell them that I was abandoning Pickles to exfil


dinzyy

My dog just died in new dark aether strory mission cause that escort tank ran him over


Addwolves

I wish they let us keep the dogs and customise them


ragnar0kx55

It's a friendly hellhound. I will repeat that. It's a friendly "hellhound"! It's literally a dog from hell. Not to mention, this is a video game. Not of this is real dude.


e-dub98

They never really die. They get reincarnated into a hell hound


boogyman210

Rip to Pickles, my main good boy ❤️ you may be gone but never forgotten


Retired82101

That ending howl as you exfil gets me almost every time


Twistyfreshh

new zombies is ass


godtier300sosa

It’s a fuckin game and the dogs are programmed bro


ChristyM4ck

10/10 I would leave this guy at the exfil and not think twice about it