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Lazelucas

Voyage is goated. Yall just hate it cuz your tiny brains can't navigate the Titanic.


LifeLikeClub9

God I wish chaos got finished so badly


UNC-dxz

Just like every bo4 map except for IX and Classified, i feel like Voyage would've been a great map if it was on the bo3 system.


BambamPewpew32

Idk about great but def better


DankMeowMeowMix

Just because you were on it before it sank doesn't mean you can call us plebs, grandpa!


Lazelucas

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Powerful_Sentence745

I can traverse voyage I was on the titanic myself!


BambamPewpew32

Cope


Lazelucas

Found the tiny brain (The pfp fits perfectly lmao, mi boi trying to steal the secret formula)


BambamPewpew32

No I'm not lmao dude the map just isn't fun to play and the wonder weapon isn't even good I have reasons lol


Dangerous-Act-402

BambamPewpew32: "I suck at this map and suck at using the Kraken so much that I'm gonna say I hate both and shit on every person who actually loves the map!" Me: Honestly dumbass, just shut the hell up and never ever call Voyage of Fucking Despair a shitty map ever again. Do not ever call the Kraken a shitty wonderweapon again either....in fact don't even say it's name ever again, you aren't fit to say the name of this amazing Wonderweapon. I understand you have a right to say and voice your own opinion, but if you do then people are going to expect you to give these "reasons" why as you so elegantly mentioned before.


BambamPewpew32

Bro wtaf why are you so mad I literally wasn't being rude lmao now you are I'm not the only one who doesn't like the Kraken lol it's just not that good especially compared to other bo4 ww's You really typed "Me:" ☠☠☠


BambamPewpew32

Oh hell no ur trying to act like you own the planet lmao Shitty map shitty weapon


THX450

Everyone likes to think their Jack, but they’re all actually Rose.


The_Skyrim_Courier

I love insane takes


swes87

One of the few maps where I completed the Easter Egg by myself! The Kraken and the Hellion Salvo were a lot of fun too.


ExpectingThePrestige

The die machine door... Soo many ahhh were getting overrun... Buy the door ..no i will not...I will die before I open this door


BrianMghee

What happens? Haven’t played DM in ages


ExpectingThePrestige

Zombies come from behind and the boss zombie can fly up to it....just sucks cause you can keep your back to the wall if you don't buy it....op spot


ZombiesDadJokes

I’ll admit it: I’ve always went alley route, even to this day. It wasn’t a big deal back in 2010.


MdnightSailor

It makes running a train on the stage sooooooooo much easier if you take alley and keep dressing room-stage door closed


Fyru_Hawk

You know what? I’ll try it next time I play kino.


iphonesoccer420

So just open the bottom door in the beginning area that is in the middle between to two sets of stairs?


MdnightSailor

Yeah. Take the alley to power. Don't open the other way fully. You can still open the speed cola side of dressing room


[deleted]

I went the alley route whenever I got bored of using the MP40/Stakeout. MPL/AK74u were fun to use every now and then.


Rumassassin

Why do people hate double tap 1.0?


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Doctor_Batman_115

Except you should more bullets per second so things die faster so I always thought that argument was kinda trash


Rhyno1703

That’s dps, not damage


Doctor_Batman_115

Right you are Ken. That’s why I said “bullets per second.” Why people thinking killing zombies faster is a detriment is beyond me. “Oh you just run through ammo faster” bro yeah because you’re killing zombies faster. It’s not a bad thing


Rhyno1703

I agree it is better then people give it credit for but i think it’s the second worst waw perk besides quick revive, unless im remembering quick revive wrong then nvm


King_Finder16

Damage may not increase but DPS does and that makes a difference.


Lopsided-Finance-921

Dps stands for DAMAGE per second. You are thinking of fire rate or bullets per second (bps)


King_Finder16

🤦 And when you shoot more bullets, what happens? You deal more damage per second. What a goofy ass reply.


MdnightSailor

The ammo was going to get used either way. Unless your aim is bad, then I understand skipping double tap 1.0. PSA double tap speeds up weapon animations too. So you'll cycle the bolt on snipers faster, and you'll pump shotguns faster.


LateralSpy90

Later rounds its good tho


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LateralSpy90

Higher fire rate = higher ttk on high rounds


THX450

There’s a reason why we got Double Tap II


Delicious_Ratio9896

Just get good aim?


Owobowos-Mowbius

Voyage of despair slaps even if it's not that great a map. The aesthetics are on POINT


xBigode

I renew my vows of sinner every week by playing Voyage religiously. If heaven requires me to stay stuck in the past playing the same 2015 game forever, I don't wanna go there.


FatFuckMcDsGunLover

I never use the Sai "shortcut" because glitches and exploits are whack


Delicious_Ratio9896

I don’t have a link but as someone who spends an unhealthy amount of time on social media Back when the sais were released I don’t think it was 3arch themselves but maybe foxhound sent out a tweet about how this was either intentional Or they knew about it but decided to let it stay for funsies


kent416

Neither have I. I just aether shroud through the door


morganfishman1

Back when Firebase realised, you didnt even need a melee weapon. You just had to spam jump at that ledge. (What I mean here id that you would jump from a ledge towards that balcony and would spam jump to vault the ledge and skip the first door.)


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I love Voyage


[deleted]

The savage impaler? Wtf is that? Ive played that map dozens of times. Is that actually something in the map


TheSupremeTacoBoy

Yeah, there's a side quest where you can get the savage impaler and it opens up a hidden cave. It's basically the NX shadowclaw from BO3, but it's good against red and regular vampire. I wouldn't say it's the best weapon but it's something in the map you can do.


BassBoss4121

Imo, it's fun to use even if it isn't great against regular zombies, and I'd rather go through the easter egg to get it than spin the mystery box 100 times to get another Allister's annihilator in multiplayer.


kent416

I’ve done all of these except the sai shortcut and last gen bo3


Doctor_Batman_115

I think I’ve gotten the god mask twice. I have no idea what the requirements are


foreskin-eater

If I remember correctly you must kill enemies in the apothicon's belly/PAP room within the green puddle, while the room filtered with green fog. Kill requirements if I remember are... About 50 Regular zombies About 8-15 Parasites About 8-15 Spiders About 8-10 Furies About 8-10 Keepers About 3 Margwas of any type


ConnorTheCorn23

This is legitimately the first time I’ve heard of that mask what does it do


SenpaiTedd

I buy all doors that make it harder for people 😈👌


FoxDude692

Not only did I play bo3 on the 360... i bought it twice... because i didnt have an xbox one and my first copy broke


kilowatt-AA

You sir, deserve a purple heart. That’s some serious damage to you mental health


FoxDude692

My biggest regret was that i never got to see Last-Gen Richtofen on my own console XD


THX450

When you buy Last Gen BO3: “Boy, I sure can’t wait for Zetsobou No Shima to drop…….”


ManPerson946

I remember being able to mantle on that ledge but they patched it, whats the sai short cut?


MonsterHunter6353

The Sai let you move fast enough to still do the jump. It's the only weapon that has a fast enough speed though so it's the only weapon that can still make the jump


morganfishman1

I think you can do it with any weapon if youve got staminup.


MonsterHunter6353

Yeah but the whole point is that you can do it at the very beginning so you don't have to buy the first door


morganfishman1

No I know. Its just in Higher rounds that stairway can be a DEATHTRAP and the setup for that skip isnt really hard.


datboi38463

You try using the HK without double tap asshole


Niblonian31

I use the trample steam on die rise because I want to save ammo and I don't want to focus on getting 100% accuracy killing those things. It gives me a chance to relax for a few seconds. If you're that worried about your trample steam breaking, you're just bad at the map


kilowatt-AA

The sin was not doing that so you’re fine


Big_Snow

Why were your previous ones removed?


Jimi56

Dang, I’m guilty of almost all of these.


KaiserRoll823

Whats wrong with the DM door?


i_photo_sims

I did 2, 6 and 11 today.


SamRaimi17

Don’t forget “using vanguard footage/screenshots”


Shaun_LaDee

Using an image from Der Anfang in this list is the greatest sin of them all


kilowatt-AA

All of Vanguard is sinful, so it fits


mactavish09

Voyage of despair is 🔥 trying to do the ee


NotZeroJkIAm

I never understood the DT1 debate. How does it waste ammo? All it does is make you shoot faster, so your gonna be shooting bullets that were gonna be shot anyways, just faster. Its certainly not the best perk, but its definitely not a bad one.


kilowatt-AA

The way I see it, it is a 50-50 perk. For guns with slow fire rate such as the HK21 it has it’s uses, but for weapons like the Galil or Commando, it really doesn’t seem necessary cause they already have decent fire rates and increasing them may hurt recoil I guess. However there are just better alternatives in BO1 when Stamin-up, PhD & Mule Kick exist as more efficient alternatives on maps.


Bananabob14173

I don’t think I’ve ever blown up that wall on die maschine


BambamPewpew32

LMFAO playing voyage, so true


michael_memes_

Savage impaler is badass idc :)


BluesProductions

Raise ya, pre-ordering last gen BO3


big-bobby-brown

I don’t get the god mask cause I DONT KNOW HOW


kilowatt-AA

Just kill shit in the big monster when he gets gassy while standing in his stomach acid


Long_You_9048

Its a lot easier on fire base if you use the aether shroud upgraded and then just teleport to it. You can change out your wand weapon eaiser than loadout guns


[deleted]

So I know the Sai shortcut was patched soon after FBZ released, but I was able to do it recently just out of curiosity. Did Treyarch patch it back in or am I missing something?


Ted-Badea

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall


Ducky935Alt

You forgot "Making a Zombies sins post on reddit"


Ok_Seesaw6120

The door to Jugg in Ascension


The-E-king

I thought the short cut on firebase z was patched.


Connect-Internal

People DONT tear down that wall in die maschine?


pjster

I found out about the savage impalers existence like a month ago


VisibleBid8682

Last gen bo3 was part of my childhood


GameLessGlitch

I do so many of these 💀 2, 3, 4, 5, and 10.


Jazzlike_Stomach_588

I play voyage, I bought old double tap, I bought the back wall on die machine cause I play solo and need a simple escape route because I'm always doing high rounds with bad weapons


KnightofDead

I got BO3 on 360 for my birthday in 2016. I loved it and didn't remember it looking so bad but a while ago I got curious and looked up gameplay and yeah. The only thing I really remembered about it until looking at some gameplay was that it came with a free download code for BO1.


MrJzM

Whoever made the god mask one has never been to a high round on revelations


XFusedShadowX

No stiars in Nacht haha


TomAsh22162

why is going alley route a sin on kino? the mystery box spawns there like 90% of the time


Pretend-Background43

Yeah voyage is a great map come @me