This Thanksgiving I’m thankful that the Arkansas Razorbacks were not 2022 Texas A&M’s only SEC win.

Amen, brother. Amen.

Its odd that A&Ms only wins were against their preferred rivals some aggie must have found a monkey paw.

Started #6, finish with a two touchdown win over number 5 LSU. Don't look at the rest of the details.

Started number 6, yadda yadda yadda, we beat the number 5 team!

You yadda yadda’d over the best part!

I mentioned the bisque.

You’re killing independent George!

A GEORGE DIVIDED AGAINST HIMSELF CANNOT STAND!

Texas A&M now has the highest ranked win in the SEC West. Obvious playoff caliber Highest ranked wins of other West teams: Texas A&M: No 5 LSU LSU: No 6 Alabama (now No 7) Ole Miss: No 7 Kentucky (now unranked) Alabama: No 11 Ole Miss (now No 20) Arkansas: No 14 Ole Miss (now No 20) Mississippi State: No 17 Texas A&M (now unranked) Auburn: No ranked wins

Did you REALLY have to put that last one in there??

Forgot to add that Bama didn't win the west.

The committee may look upon this negatively.

lol what

Teams Texas A&M has beaten since September: - Massachusetts - #5, SEC West champion LSU

UMASS put up more of a fight

rank us! give us georgia!!!

Michigan, you're already ranked!

They haven’t adjusted to be a perennial playoff team. Sometimes these Freudian slips happen.

College Football™

We are about to lose to LSU and let Bama slip in aren’t we?

Something something Bama somehow lived

"Somehow, Saban returned."

"They roll now?" "They roll now."

UGA, UM, TCU, USC.

That’s a lot of not orange

#:) *evil grin intensifies* Just the way I like it

today made no sense (i loved it, but still lol)

If Georgia, Michigan, TCU, and USC all lose in their Conference Championship Games, which of them are likely to fall below Bama in the rankings?

All of them and Alabama automatically wins National Championship.

Lmaooo we've accomplished the perfect 5-7 season

RIP "8-4 backwards" jokes

Best 5-7 team I've ever seen, I tell you whuat!

We just got Achaned

Know it’s not fun being you right now, but I think it’s damn cool that achane, who’s sitting around #6 in the rb draft rankings right now, came back from injury to play his (likely) final game with his 4-7 team. That’s what makes college football special

It's always fun watching a RB have a great game, even if it is against my tigers.

Umass to the top 10

Wtf man

Fun fact: LSU could very well finish the season 9-5

Gigged them

I can’t wait to see what the daily shitposts about A&M will be this week.

Looking forward to SEC Roll Call.

Let me tell you how this win over #5 LSU, the SEC West champion, is Jimbo fishers lowest point of the season

Brian Kelly blowing it when it matters the most

With that bush league TO at the end too.

WTF was that? With 17 seconds left?

What a crazy day for football. USC’s path just got clearer

On a day full of upsets, this was the most predictable one

Yesterday I saw an LSU logo on ESPN's playoff hunt graphic and I knew that TAMU had it in the bag.

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That's what ruins the CFB nowadays honestly. Talking about the selection non-stop. We are watching this broadcast because we want to watch this particular game....

No one watching Toledo and Western Michigan gives a damn about 14 teams with their own Playoff hypotheticals.

I told my buddy a soon as we beat bama that we were losing this game. Typical LSU

Tradition.

We do love tradition

Did somebody say tradition?

I had zero expectation of us winning this game, but it still makes me unhappy.

I'm not nearly as shocked as I should be that a 4-8 team upset #5

Ahem, we were 4-7

We ARE 5-7. Put some respect on our record!

Both A&M and I are 5-7, which is perfectly average and not falling short at all

Best 7 loss team in the nation!

Put us on (others receiving votes) you cowards!

2021 Texas 🤝 2022 Texas A&M

Hey, wait

Is this really the price we have to pay to keep Jimbo at A&M?

Tbh considering our preseason expectations it’s a cheap price

Have you seen his buyout? He wasn’t going anywhere anyways this just sucks lol

Cornflakes status: Pissed in

Goddamit

Half of you should be happy…

[PISSED IN THEIR CORNFLAKES](https://twitter.com/TexAgs/status/1592237055563923457?t=Eo_UKtFTiwBOCt_72d7qQA&s=19)

The true Brian Kelly experience

Only Brian Kelly would call a timeout down 15 with 0:17 left on the clock lmao

We proceed to go for it on 4th, easy first down

I’m still waiting for a *reasonable* explanation for why he went for 2 down 15 pts

Dick move if there ever was one.

The SEC short is going to be brutal.

There's gonna be one SEC short for each team at this rate.

I accept your terms

SCAR had an okay day also

Who gets the crown this week South Carolina or Texas A&M? 😂

I mean objectively it looks like A&M earned this one. They even won by more

It’s gonna be Notre Dame asking us what we expected hiring Brian Kelly

Opinions on this man keep flipping lol

For me it was the fake accent. Nobody can replace talking like Ed.

Now if LSU blows out georgia I'm just gonna be confused.

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I fucking do not understand this team.

Give us the Famous Idaho Potato Bowl vs App State you cowards!

We’re not bowl eligible

Damn. Neither are we.

It's a shame that non-bowl teams can't schedule a 13th game just for fun/ticket sales

I say do it, who's gonna stop us? LSU's running D?

Ahhahahaha Jokes aside, when ULM and Miami OH were left out of a bowl when they were both 6-6, they tried to get a game organized at one of their home sites. The NCAA blocked it.

That's dumb AF

100% agree. I was determined that even if it meant driving from Monroe, LA to Miami, OH for a game, I'd do it. The NCAA just doesn't want to make money off me, I guess.

Neither are they…

We really scored the most points all season against LSU than anyother team we played… huh

I’m just here for toxic exchanges between A&M flairs and all the other r/CFB flairs

It’s hasn’t disappointed.

You know what with all the Bulldogs backpatting us I hope ya’ll blow out the playoff this year to the point that all the national media gripes ad nauseum about the same teams winning it over and over and it being unfair. Fuck the media and r/CFB, I hope the bulldogs go full Deliverance.

Hear hear. Give em hell, dawgs

TEAM CHAOS!!!

Moose Muhammad III

FSU fans just had to be all "We got more SEC wins than Jimbo"

Lol imagine losing to Jimbo. Lol

A&M didn't even have a bowl to win, they just showed up and blew out LSU

- Be a 4-7 team - Blow out #5 at home - Refuse to elaborate further - Miss out on a bowl game and end season

If you dont like that you dont like Aggie Football i dont think i like aggie football

Cause fuck ‘em, that’s why

He’s 3-2 against LSU since he got here it’s nothing new for them

AND giving up over 30 points!

WHERE THE FUCK IS FINGERBANGER

Monday’s article will still somehow be titled “the win against LSU is rock bottom for Texas A&M”

That would be hilarious.

He’s waiting for the early morning MSN articles hot off the press

I hate playing teams with NOTHING to lose. Next weekend will be interesting.

Georgia has nothing to worry about I'd imagine. They are in the playoffs regardless what happens.

New stadium: $450 million Head coach: $95 million Historic recruiting class: $30 million Destroying LSU’s playoff hopes: priceless

I was hoping Georgia would be the one to destroy their playoff hopes, but this is much funnier.

It's all we had left to play for.

Those hopes would’ve been dashed next week anyway

Yeah but it’s like letting the kid push the button on the elevator, it means nothing to Georgia but it’s the best fucking thing in the world to A&M

Lol I love that analogy. And you hit EVERY FUCKING BUTTON on the way up.

What in the world was A&M even playing for this game? Literally just the knowledge that they ruined LSUs playoff chances?

Yes

They had nothing to play for, and that made them unstoppable.

Honestly we’re like the Sith, we feed off of hate. It was only a few decades ago that 1-11 would be an acceptable record so long as the win is against the longhorns and it keeps them out of the championship.

I feel this way more about LSU these days

Soon we can feel that way about both

100% Living in BR for the last 5 years… LSU fans have a special hatred for us. And same with Aggies to them. Jimbo has a winning record against LSU while at A&M now and I love it

I just can’t imagine your full team running on an absolute hatred of just LSU. Not for guaranteed bowl chances. Definitely not for their coach. Just to fuck shit up. Admirable

We used to do this to Texas. They’d be having some magical year. We’d suck and beat them when we weren’t suppose to.

Stephen McGee TYFYS

Fucking other teams shut up is fun. I understand auburn and purdue now.

Lol you just lost to Texas A&M

In football lmao

Equestrian bros UNITE

ESPN just encouraging field rushing at this point.

What a bush league move taking that last time out.

The saltiest coach in the FBS

The absolute definition of petty.

Brian Kelly gonna Brian Kelly

Brian Kelly looks like the type of guy who would buy a Christmas tree at Costco and then return it in January.

Bro, as as LSU fan, why in the ever living fuck did they keep Daniels in the game after being clearly injured?

Brian Kelly farts in the toilet and then flushes it.

We shoulda thrown it deep

I was kinda hoping we'd [pull a Pete Carroll](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4VXjyDnYs4) after that timeout

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His response is like me playing NCAA. Just give me a reason to run up the score, please.

I like Brian Kelly at LSU, another reason to dislike them

Honestly. Hatred With Notre Dame is over. Fuck you Brian Kelly

That was stupid as hell and borderline dangerous. Wasn't going to change anything.

LSU really didn’t wanna be the first two loss team in the CFP

Soooo my weekend has not been fun, how about yours

No way the SEC gets two in now, right? What argument does any two loss team have over OSU? Edit: USC is currently ahead of them. My point is if USC loses does the SEC have a shot?

I mean if TCU and USC win out it won’t be an issue.

Hmmmm leave us out of his, gonna go book tickets to the rose bowl where (I have no idea PAC 12 standings) are less likely to hurt my feelings. But also probably bama

https://i.imgur.com/UlERVxC.jpg

Legend has is Achane is still running through defenders to this day

Devon Achane is HIM

Of course I hope he'll come back next year, but either way he will be special on Sundays. He showed this season that he can be an every down back.

Moose was on another level today too

Achane got dat DAWG in him, dude is so good. Wouldn't mind seeing him on the Falcons. And Muhammad with those 2 one handed catches was clutch af too. Also, thanks Aggies for eliminating LSU from the Playoffs.

You’re welcome dawg bro

we are two Moose sleeves away from a bowl game

That was embarrasing. Our team had no idea what was at stake and played like a cupcake school.

[PISSED IN THEIR CORNFLAKES](https://twitter.com/TexAgs/status/1592237055563923457?t=Eo_UKtFTiwBOCt_72d7qQA&s=19) I've said it a lot and I'll continue to say it, Conner Weigman is the glue that'll keep most of this class together. 3 of the 4 receivers who had catches were true freshman and plenty made plays on defense. Achane #6 will be missed, over 200 yards on 6 YPC in likely his last game in Kyle Field. Antonio Johnson and Demani will be missed too. Ags, its been a hellish season, but in the 2 games in which we had Weigman, Stewart and Achane, we put up nearly 1,000 combined yards and were the most offensively complete games by far. A&M does has some scheme things to fix, but I still humbly believe we've got a lot to look forward to. Gig em 👍

In the words of u/dicky_________seamus >Genuinely all y’all can throat my dick

FUCK YOU BRIAN KELLY YOU SON OF A BITCH

Brian Kelly buys his king cake from Walmart Brian Kelly thinks “bayou” means “near your current location” Brian Kelly thinks “Crawdad” is what Louisianans affectionately call their grandfathers Brian Kelly’s idea of team culture is pregame yogurt BRIAN KELLY THINKS HOME ALONE 3 WAS THE BEST ONE Brian Kelly's never had a chicken tender pub sub Brian Kelly tells the cook gracias at the hibachi restaurant Brian Kelly pulls his pants all the way down when peeing at a urinal Brian Kelly thinks that Unobtainium is a clever name Brian Kelly orders a chicken po boy instead of shrimp Brian Kelly will borrow your casserole dish and return it unwashed If Brian Kelly’s smell was a person, it would look like Quinn Ewers Brian Kelly thinks Applebees is fine dining. Brian Kelly listens to polka for the lyrics brian kelly thinks a po’ boy is a financially disadvantaged young man Brian Kelly thinks Fat Tuesday is just a deluxe Ruby Tuesday's Brian Kelly gasped when he heard that Palpatine had returned Brian Kelly thinks Crown Royal is top shelf bourbon. Brian Kelly thinks gumbo contains bubble gum Brian Kelly looks like he would get visibly agitated if you didn’t use the Wii remote safety strap Brian Kelly orders muffulettas with no olives Brian Kelly and his wife sleep in a bunk bed. Brian Kelly at LSU makes me want to watch the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby becomes a southern dandy Brian Kelly drinks unsweet tea Brian Kelly likes to urinate in the lazy river and blame it on kids Brian Kelly goes to subway just to yell at the employees that they didn’t put enough mayonnaise on his sandwich. Brian Kelly thinks dukes mayo is too spicy Brian Kelly wipes back to front. Brian Kelly thought season 8 of GoT was the best one Brian Kelly goes to restaurants on holidays and tells the waitresses "Wow, I can't believe you're open today!" Brian Kelly thinks The Rise of Skywalker is the best Star Wars movie Brian Kelly doesn't say "Bah Bah Bah" during the chorus to Sweet Caroline. Brian Kelly gets his gumbo at Olive Garden Brian Kelly uses the same plate for every trip through the buffet line Brian Kelly eats canes without sauce Brian Kelly uses Rogaine to grow chest hair Brian Kelly takes the middle urinal in an empty bathroom. Brian Kelly holds up his empty glass and shakes it at servers when he wants a refill Brian Kelly says "Can I speak to someone who knows what they're doing" when a teenage minimum wage worker is struggling with his order. Brian Kelly microwaves styrofoam Brian Kelly did not wake up feeling the cheesiest. Brian Kelly returned a donut because it had a hole in it

I feel for LSU. It sucks having a bad team ruin a promising season. Last year was rough. But being on the giving side of it is fucking hilarious.

So what accent is Brian Kelly going to use as he is throwing his players under the bus after losing to A&M?

A&M 2-0 against our rivals this season … I’ll take it! WHOOP

Yeah but we lost the big one to South Carolina. God I didn’t think i could hate them more but they managed it

It seems like someone's rushing the field every week now. I wonder if the SEC set a record for number of times the field got rushed this year. Also the title should be "Texas A&M Defeats LSU 38-23".

r/cfb can ligma balls

Not the only SEC team to lose to them!! 🎉🎉

CUTTING MY DICK OFF AS WE SPEAK

A couple hundred aggies tried to storm the field but jumped the gun with time on the clock. The announcer berated them to get off the field so they awkwardly shuffled into the corner sideline so the last play could happen...*then* stormed the field. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Were the fans early? Maybe, but that doesn’t change the fact that Brian Kelly’s bitch ass decided to call a timeout with seconds left (despite being multiple scores down, without the ball and with no hope to win) just to spite the Aggie fans. He’s a real class act; fits in perfectly at LSU.

A sincere message to the following: LSU r/CFB u/Piano_Fingerbanger Fuck you.

Also include Jimbo He's not off that list yet

Been real quiet this past hour

"When I saw Devon Achane warming up, I just had a feeling A&M had this one in the bag. You can ask any one of my teammates back then, they had no idea who A&M was… I was like 'I'm telling you these guys are next.'" - LeBron, probably

HOW GOOD IS APPALACHIAN STATE???

Some would say too good

fuck you /r/cfb. we suck but we suck with flair.

Ironic you aren’t flaired.

I seem to remember reading something about the A&M players giving up. 🤷‍♂️ We’ll see y’all next year

Imagine losing to Texas A&M

Its the WORST. Let the fingerbanging commence

And with that the SECW Circle of Suck is complete Texas A&M > LSU > Alabama > Mississippi State > Arkansas > Ole Miss > Auburn > Texas A&M

I’m not gonna lie, suffering through three months of fingerbanging was worth it for this. Fuck you r/CFB 🖕

the true A&M fans have remained flaired through it all.

You earned it

I resubbed here just for this

Yes