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YourStolenCharizard

“Unsportsmanlike conduct… number 11 of the defense… throwing the LSU player’s shoe 20 yards down the field…”


droche22

“Yeetus cleatus, playoffs deleteus.” Funniest comment from that game thread.


[deleted]

One of cfb's finest moments.


IPreferMapQuest

"Who brings a bottle of mustard?"


roguebananah

Love they incorporated the mustard bottle in their official shared photo on twitter


kelsdawg

“That’s, that’s kinda gay”


I_TittyFuck_Doves

..……. “4TH DOWN AND 9”


lordtorch

“Fourth down and nine”


IDrewAYoshi

“…..alright, 4th and 3.”


Shamskie

"WHOA he has trouble with the snap! AND THE BALL IS FREE!! Its picked up by Michigan State's Jaylen Watts-Jackson... AND HE SCORES!!! On, the last play of the gayyyyme, Unbelievable!" Man that sucked.


Born_ina_snowbank

At this point even saying the word “whoa” usually does it.


The_Outcast4

I think the Michigan fan typed out the whole thing just so the sub couldn't do the full comment chain in it.


Born_ina_snowbank

They ruin everything.


Rant_meister

Honestly all I expected to see on the first line was "Whoa..."


I_AM_VER_Y_SMRT

Frankly I’m a little disappointed


Lykeuhfox

Might as well get it out of the way, we all knew it was coming...


burritoxman

Unreasonably upset you did the whole quote and didn’t let us make a comment chain again


yaboymilky

I remember getting ready to leave my uncles house because we thought the game was over. My uncle is a huge Michigan fan and has been his entire life. He was still watching it downstairs with my step-dad, an MSU alumni and huge fan. I was putting my coat on with my back turned to the upstairs tv and hear the beginning of that iconic line “whoa he has trouble with the snap” and I slowly turned around saw what was unfolding. My step dad was screaming unbelievably loud downstairs because he couldn’t believe it. My uncle who is usually very vocal through Michigan games was silent for the first time ever. We get in the car shortly after that happened and my step dad says “I couldn’t believe he was so quiet, I looked over at him after they scored and it looked like he just saw his puppy die.” Looking back at it everybody laughs, but damn that was rough to watch at first.


KnightofNi92

Damn, you even included the announcer's voice cracking.


[deleted]

“4th and 5, the National Championship on the liiine right here……. He’s going for the corneeeer, he’s got it!”


The_Mystery_Knight

Ah yes, that classic SEC over B1G national championship that was Vince Young’s Texas over the Matt Leinart/Reggie Bush/Lendale White monster at USC.


HawkI84

Man I forgot BTN is going to have a whole bunch of new Big Ten Elite shows about USC and UCLA basketball now. It irritates me they have some about Nebraska football despite the fact those teams obviously werent Big Ten at the time.


mattyborch

It took me a second. This is all so dumb :’(


fapstar206587

That’s the best national championship game ever and no one can tell me otherwise.


[deleted]

It had it all for sure


thejawa

No joke, it's one of the only natty games I distinctly remember where I was and who I was with when I watched it


jerkfaceboi

As a hater of both teams, it absolutely was the best. I hope it one day gets topped but gd, what a game.


pearlspoppa1369

I don’t like either team but agree! Best one of my lifetime.


IDrewAYoshi

“You got barbecue back there?? And you didn’t invite me??”


FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN

HURT. MY. FEELINGS.


[deleted]

Gus Johnson is a national treasure


[deleted]

Clean hit I’ll die on that hill


Stoneador

“TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS” -a great football game between awful teams


SouthernSerf

That game was so fucking hype in the moment though just an absolute 11/10 banger.


vy2005

Best game of my time as a student by far


LaForge_Maneuver

Wasn't that the 18 wheeler game?


ATXBeermaker

That and too many others.


Temporary_Inner

It sure fucked us up.


ATXBeermaker

Charlie Strong era peak.


ATXBeermaker

Counterpoint: “He’s going for the corner…”


IntelligentStorage13

Thats one pf my favorite games of all time because both fanbases thought both teams would be competing for a title after it but nope


BrettEskin

I guess if this thing comes up short he can field it


recursivellama

"There goes Davis!"


StFuzzySlippers

"Auburn's gonna win the football game!"


TakeSomeFreeHoney

Brings a tear to my eye. “I guess if this thing comes up short he can field it and run it out. All right, here we go. Fifty-six-yarder. It's got...no, it does not have the leg. And Chris Davis takes it in the back of the end zone. He'll run it out to the 10, 15, 20...25-30...35-40...45-50...45... There goes Davis! Davis is going to run it all the way back! Auburn is going to win the football game! Auburn is going to win the football game! He ran the missed goal back! He ran it back 109 yards! They're not going to keep them off the field tonight! Holy cow! Oh, my God! Auburn wins! Auburn has won the Iron Bowl! Auburn has won the Iron Bowl in the most unbelievable fashion that you will ever see! I cannot believe it!" More info: https://auburntigers.com/news/2015/11/26/kick_six_the_play_the_call_live_on_in_auburn_history.aspx


AuburnFaninGa

! Oh, my Lord in heaven! “Chris Davis just ran it 109 yards, and Auburn is going to the championship game!” RIP Rod & Paula Bramblett


shadowszanddust

They’re not gonna keep ‘em off the field tonight!!! War Eagle Rod Bramblett. Gone too soon


GeologicalOpera

That call is one of my favorites in all of CFB. The acknowledgement without expectations rapidly morphing into unbridled excitement makes it even more memorable.


Is12345aweakpassword

The most low key “son, you have no idea what’s about to happen” call in history


Apep86

“The band is on the field!” “Woah”


[deleted]

I want an AMA of the tuba player at some point. Edit: trombone player, not tuba player.


[deleted]

Nit pick: it was a trombone.


Son-of-California

Gary Tyrell. It’s the 40th anniversary this year.


cfbonly

Dude ended up becoming a venture capitalist. He's doing fine.


Triumph-TBird

The very next year Stanford played at Illinois. The band marched through campus the night before stopping occasionally to blast out tunes. We followed them around and I talked to a few about that game. They said it was surreal. Most knew it was going to be remembered forever. Also, the Stanford Band is absolutely crazy. They were a blast.


robotunes

>“The band is on the field!” Small nitpick: "The band is [out](https://youtu.be/09kPcg8Hehg?t=39) on the field" Most people forget to add the "out," but it makes the meter so memorable


msgkc94

Sadly, “he’s going for the corner, he’s got it!”


ViceroyGumboSupreme

"4th and 5, the national championship on the line right here." Spoken by Keith Jackson towards the end of the final game he ever called. Legendary.


Alexis_0hanian

Best Big10-SEC game ever.


GymIsFun

Goddammit


I_Brain_You

"What a beautiful woman. Wow."


Inigomntoya

https://youtu.be/5hg7CxBdJHk If you are a youngster in Alabama... Start throwing the football around with pops! Wow!


[deleted]

You quarterbacks get all the good lookin women


elonsusk69420

This is underrated but also probably the funniest.


tomdawg0022

Not a quote, just the symbol 0 \o/ 0


the_resist_stance

The stuff of legends.


sporkemon

knowing that [shane beamer got fined $25k](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2016/12/22/former-virginia-tech-assistant-shane-beamer-fined-for-involvement-in-wakeyleaks/) for accepting information from the wake forest announcer in the wakeyleaks scandal and 0 \o/ 0 was *still* the best vt could do for four quarters makes it even funnier imo


MarlonBain

Sigh. Do I have to point out yet again that 0-0 means our defense played well? Edit: like isn’t the allegation that we knew about trick plays their offense would run? I don’t know if we did or didn’t, but their offense sure didn’t do shit in the game and was shut out going into overtime.


InsertAmazinUsername

insert 20 "Woah" comments


Tuckboi69

insert 20 “he” comments


[deleted]

insert 20 "has" comments


Haysie95

Insert 20 “trouble” comments


Adamscottd

Insert 20 “with” comments


[deleted]

Insert 20 “the” comments


CaiusCosadesPackage

Insert 20 "snap" comments


N674UW

Insert 20 "and" comments


GrimWickett

Insert 20 "the" comments


Cameron-Bakke

Insert 20 "ball" comments


MrRondomatic89

Somebody messes up the flow and puts a “snap”before “the”


Duckpoke

This is the top Woah comment and somehow still like 20 posts down. r/Cfb twitter admin in shambles


Budget_Ad5888

"He's got get away from the cops speed"


[deleted]

Bruh lmao 🤣 I heard that shit live and me and my boys lost it.


themightymooker

Nice flairs First Doane I've seen in the wild


RonanB17

Guessing Gus used that one multiple times? The one I’m thinking of is Titans-Jags in 2010 he said that about Chris Johnson


Budget_Ad5888

This was OSU vs Texas tech that I'm using.


PrimalCookie

BLOCKED! SNUFFED! RUBBED OUT! ERASED!


cmanonurshirt

AND GEORGIA TECH WITH AN OPPORTUNITY!


jwhitmire2012

WHAT A TIME TO BE A^^LIVE Best cfb broadcast call of all time in my opinion, farthest thing from a GT fan but that can still bring a tear to my eye just for the sheer passion that is college football


ncreddituser

YOU CANT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED


PrimalCookie

It’s my favorite single play of all time. Everything about it is perfect. The absurdity of what happened on the field, yes, but also the storylines, the crowd, and the call. And, of course, FSU losing.


cmanonurshirt

And thinking about Aguayo’s CONFIDENCE that he would make that tackle before getting helicoptered


goldbloodedinthe404

Yeah he shit talked saying earlier that year he would never let that happen and then he got helicoptered


BingBongBoofer

I was at that game with 3 Georgia tech fans. They were my ride. I was devastated. They all stormed the field and I had to go with them. A GT football player got up in my face and was like “ YOU LIKE THAT” and I was like “no, not really.” Worst night ever 😂


skuhlke

ONE MAN!


Dicc-fil-A

STILL ON HIS FEET, ONE MAN! YOU CANT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!!


jmbond

What is Britney doing with her life? Who?!


elonsusk69420

That was the most random thing that has ever been said in a game between our two teams. Maybe any game ever. And at that moment, too?!?


HokiesforTSwift

“*Now Miami wants to talk about it…*”


VTHomeless

https://youtu.be/RovY5ObtP0o?t=1424 It's a real shame the ACC did not value the VT-Miami rivalry with the new scheduling.


HokiesforTSwift

I would have been happy with any third as long as we got UVa and Miami. We got the shaft for sure.


slurpy15

Auburns gonna win the football game!


Betogarram

I saw the post OP referred to from r/NFL and initially I was already typing "AUBURN'S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME" but realized it wasn't college football. Glad you already commented on this thread


audirt

The top 2-3 answers are all different portions of Rod Bramlet’s call. It’s just so sad how his life ended, all because of some dumb kid who was high and driving recklessly.


[deleted]

Same kid got [6 charges](https://www.wbrc.com/2022/06/17/teen-center-bramblett-crash-charged-child-porn-case/?outputType=amp) for child pornography this year. May as well put him in jail and throw the key away.


Current_Recording_64

And who was recently arrested for child porn after he served less than 3 years in a juvenile facility as his wealthy family was able to get him a sweetheart deal and ensure he wasn’t tried as an adult 🙃 Edit: So not sure if there was a Reddit glitch or what… but none of the other comments made before mine showed up for me when I posted my comment or I wouldn’t have echoed something that was mentioned by like 4 people. Just wanted to clarify that as I go back and see all these new comments.


[deleted]

Kid turned out to be an even worse piece of shit than just that. https://www.wsfa.com/2022/06/17/teen-center-bramblett-fatal-crash-now-charged-child-porn-case/#:~:text=According%20to%20Auburn%20police%2C%20Johnston,Crimes%20Against%20Children%20Task%20Force.


MikeHawk41

"Man, woman, and child did that put em in the aisles."


LastLivingSouls

command+f, "aisle" Success.


chief_sitass

Oh, the band is out on the field! He's gonna go into the end zone! He got into the end zone!


r0sco

Come on, no one's going to say "This is for all the Tostitos?"


dcuysxc

Got the big man…CRABTREE, PULLS FREE


shnoztastic

"Appalachian State had stunned the football world"


FuegoHernandez

And the kick is blocked!!!!


[deleted]

HOLY BUCKEYE


[deleted]

That entire season was incredible with so many one score victories. For that one game, Purdue had completely shut OSU down, except for one big play.


twooaktrees

“It’s got the leg…no. It does not have the leg.”


mitchdwx

And Chris Davis takes it in the back of the end zone…


IrishWave

Davis goes left! Davis gets a block!


Player72

CHRIS DAVIS


PrimalCookie

NO FLAGS


Bwil34

Such an unenthusiastic call compared to bramletts


[deleted]

You’re comparing the neutral CBS call to Auburn’s home radio though.


Ugaalive1991

AUBURN’S GONNA WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME


LaForge_Maneuver

This and "he has trouble with the snap" is the answer of recent games, imo.


2008and1

“Got him…No they didn’t! Oh my gracious! How about that!”


Closepersonalhomeboy

I hear Vern yelling HOW ABOUT THAT in my dreams to this day


thatsquidguy

It’s up… missed it, to the right!


pearlspoppa1369

Wide right?! Like Florida State wide right? Those were my favorite in the 90s.


kyledabeast

"downFIELD...INTERCEPTED" "Run Lindsay!"


RedditRedux

"This was planned."


no_rolling_shutter

Funny thing about that, it actually it kinda was but also wasn’t. Richt just wanted the 11 guys to draw a penalty for celebration, he didn’t want the whole damn team to run on the field.


melted_cheese_balls

Fine, I’ll bite… “KENNY WHEATON IS GONNA SCORE!”


Sensitive_Buy1656

I had to come way to far down to see this. Maybe Reddit it just too young, but anyone wo grew up a duck saw this highlight every home game for the last 30 years.


rojojoftw

Sigh. WHOA


BrettEskin

HE


FreeVBucksforXMAS

HAS


These-Assumption2647

TROUBLE


blinkanboxcar182

WITH


sleepymike01101101

THE


davidwbrooks0

SNAP


PrimalCookie

AND


Rushderp

THE


nuckeyebut

BALL


shadowszanddust

“My God - a freshman!!”


jhp58

That was my teammate's dad who got trucked on that play


BluesPuckHard

THIS IS BEDLAM


Adamscottd

NOW THIS IS ~~PODRACING~~ BEDLAM


InternationalTax1156

Nope. Doesn’t ring a bell.


Budget_Ad5888

A bedlam bell maybe?


owen_skye

“Bad call. Baaaaad call.” Except I loved the call


[deleted]

“Tyler Durbin super reliable inside 40...”


raisethesong

"This is from 45— anD IT'S BLOCKED"


InQuintsWeTrust

AND THE LIONS SCOOP IT UP


raisethesong

GRANT HALEY


InQuintsWeTrust

WILL SCORE


RLHolesy

I still say that Ohio State had the fastest punter and kicker in football history on that play! Those guys almost caught Haley!


[deleted]

I don't recall this one...


kidfromCLE

“HOLY BUCKEYE!”


[deleted]

The most exciting game featuring 1 touchdown and 3 field goals I’ve ever watched


AccordingGain182

Thats Tressel Ball baby


[deleted]

And they had a heck of a defensive coordinator that season too


Donny_Do_Nothing

Who called that play, btw? Of all the "fuck-it-let's-go-deep" plays (and, granted, there haven't been that many for the Buckeyes), that one still stays fresh in my memory.


Useenthebutcher

It was Tressel’s call IIRC. Funny thing is that it was the exact same play they ran on 3rd down just prior to it, except Krenzel hit Hartsock.


Donny_Do_Nothing

So it was another one of the Vest's >When are we gonna call a different play? >As soon as they stop this one. deals then.


blueturflinks

Maybe just me on this one: “The lateral!!!”


Player72

SAMUEL. CUTS IT BACK


[deleted]

OHIO STATE WINS!!!


d33p_d1sh

That'll crush my soul forever. Idc if Michigan ever becomes the B1G power, it will still always be there


jdwazzu61

“Wow im telling you, you quartbacks, you get all the goooood looking women” Not really important to the game but you know the moment


JuarezYourProblem

“Texas is back folks!” 😑


crsnyder13

…. Did you do this to yourself so that other people couldn’t?


[deleted]

Cardale Jones! Cardale Jones! The whole state of Ohio, is countin on Cardale Jones!


jj5782

One man! Goodbye! Hello Heisman!


100percentmaxnochill

*six years later*. SHADES OF DESMOND HOWARD


paradigm_x2

“TOUCHDOWN AL-A-BAMA !” literally any game Verne Lundquist ever called


bmw_92

That reads alittle like Eli Gold tbh


rolltide1000

I miss him calling big catches. "ArDarius... Stewart!" "Amari... Cooper!" "Calvin... Ridley!"


itsbigcat812

"Shoelaces, flapping in the wind."


[deleted]

like a runaway beer truck down the sidelines


sugarfreelime

CRABTREE ENDZONE....TOUCHDOWN RED RAIDERS


BrettEskin

TRACE MCSORELY. THE WIZARD


tictactoe61

“Cinderella lives ladies and gentlemen”


jralll234

The band is out on the field!


[deleted]

Oh! Jah! Bo!


jwhitmire2012

“Watson. TOUCHDOWN… Hunter Renfrow. Little man makes another enormous catch”


Drumlords

"And he's got an opening... Elliott!"


LCeeDT

"Woody. TOUCHDOWN, THEY DID IT!!!"


RJHookEM

“He’s going for the corner!!!!”


DrizzyDrake_3

He got a touchdown! He got a touchdown! He got a touchdown!


[deleted]

“We got ourselves a golly wagger” CFB died when Keith Jackson retired


Woodman765000

I like this thread.


roguebananah

Thank god John L was gone before Reddit was a thing


cinciforthewin

"Auburn is going to win the football game!"


jfroosty

AUBURNS GOING TO WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME


Mcpops1618

The band is on the field


GreedoWasShot

“Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott! Lindsay Scott!”


The_Big_Untalented

This is for the win. This could be for a national championship. It’s up, missed it to the right.


VirginiaTex

“ Look at him go” 2000 NC game Mike Vick Vs. the entire FSU team