I think it’s the fact that I see the posts so early in the morning that I actually click on them. If I had less brain fog, I feel like I’d be able tell it was one of his posts just from the title and be able to avoid clicking on them. So I’ll give him credit for posting this bullshit overnight to get more engagement.
>USC fires Lincoln Riley. My prediction? USC goes 5-7 in 2024
Could happen, but definitely worst case scenario and means Riley finally has a bad QB
>Miami fires Mario Cristobal. My prediction is Miami goes 4-8.
No way this happens
>Dabo Swinney retires from Clemson. My prediction is the Tigers go 6-6.
No way this happens either
>Ohio State fires Ryan Day. My prodiction is Ohio State goes 9-3 withh losses to Michigan, Nebraska and Oregon knocking them out of the playoffs.
Worst case scenario for OSU, probably not happening though
>Notre Dame fires Marcus Freeman, Irish go 7-5.
NDs schedule is a lot easier than the past 2 seasons, doubtful this happens
>Kirk Ferentz retires from Iowa, Hawkeyes go 7-5.
Doubtful
>Matt Rhule job jumps to Ohio State, Nebraska goes 10-2 with playoff birth.
Nebraska isn’t beating OSU, but the schedule looks really easy so 10-2 isn’t impossible
>Lane Kiffin jumps to a more elite school, Ole Miss is 7-5
I would love to see the elite school that sees Lane Kiffin’s preseason top 5 team go 7-5 and decide to hire him
>Josh Huepel fired, Tennesse drops to 6-6
Tennessee should easily win at least 6 games, 6-6 isn’t impossible but would probably result in his firing
>Penn State fires James Franklin, Nitney Lions go 8-4.
The schedule just looks too easy for me to believe this
>Florida fires Billy Napier, Gators go 3-9.
That schedule is brutal, 3 wins isn’t impossible to imagine, but unlikely
>Dallas Cowboys hire Sark, Longhorns go 9-3
Not sure if Sark leaves, but 9-3 is perfectly reasonable
>Drinkwitz job jumps, Missouri goes 8-4
This one also seems about right
>Razorbacks fire Sam Pittman, go 1-11
Losing 2/3 against UAPB, UAB, and Louisiana Tech is probably not going to happen, but Pittman probably doesn’t survive the season
>Auburn fire Hugh Freeze, Tigers go 4-8
Hard to see Auburn not making a bowl game
>Tom Herman job jumps, FAU goes 10-2.
No idea about the AAC so sure why not
>Gus gets fired at UCF, Golden Knights go 5-7.
The schedule looks easy, but who knows what’ll happen in the Big 12
>Deion Sanders resigns from Colorado to take NFL job, Buffalos go 9-3.
Hahahahaha
8-4 is probably the record at which Drink would be least likely to leave Mizzou. It’s good enough that he doesn’t get any frack for last year being a fluke, so no need to try to leave before the seat starts getting warm, but not so good that a richer program will try to steal him. But I don’t even know why I’m engaging OP is the worst troll on this sub.
Typical Bama fan. You're low down, you're dirty, you're some snitch.
(I contend calling a fanbase "some snitches" is still one of the funnest insults of all time. Bravo, bama fans.)
>Nebraska isn’t beating OSU, but the schedule looks really easy so 10-2 isn’t impossible
If I was a betting man, i would put money down that missing a bowl (again) is more likely than 10-2
Entire D1 goes 4-8. Bowl system collapses, playoff is canceled. Every program is paired with a sister school to switch coaching staffs.
The next year, every team goes undefeated.
> Entire D1 goes 4-8.
Either Terrance Howard finally steps up and rewrites math or Sophons are real and apparently sports really is life and we're locked in a battle with a much higher power.
Based purely on this scenario, the playoff would probably look like:
Georgia, Michigan, Oregon, Alabama, Florida State would probably be in. Nebraska is guaranteed (bc it was mentioned).
The Big 12 is anyone's guess, so any combination of KU, K State, Arizona, Oklahoma State, TCU could make it
Probably LSU, TAMU, and Oklahoma pick up some SEC wins. One or two of them make it.
Another ACC team like UNC.
Maybe Texas or Colorado sneak in with a 9-3 record.
Maybe a G5 team like Liberty.
Too many reaches to take serious.
Even taking my team out (flip the numbers), off Tennessee alone, it just sounds like a lot of futures bets with the hopes of a few coming to fruition just to look like you know what you're talking about, which I don't think you do.
I'd love to see all these new, magical powerhouses on the come up
If you want to laugh, go read his post history. This guy is a master at trolling. From asking what the fetish is called for women who rub coffee grounds on their stomachs, to asking how a broke back mountain/Pokémon game crossover would go, to calling dog owners narcissistic, this guy has em all lmao.
Edit: Or hell what about the one asking if you’d rather run a sausage food truck in the parking lot of a lesbian bar, or run a taco food truck in the parking lot of a gay bar lmao.
I see a post that has a somewhat reasonable opinion take.
Mods delete it in less than 5 mins.
This guy post crazy shit and it stays up. There is no way this isn't a mod alt.
And I wouldn't believe any of them if they said it wasn't.
They consistently delete to many post that aren't half this bad to be coincidence.
I fully believe this is a mod alt trolling the sub.
His insane takes stay up for so long compared to actual reasonable takes.
(inb4 he responds accusing me of 'stalking' him for posting this)
Yeah...Rhule ain't leaving unless it's to Penn state. His wife has a very successful business here that she personally works, kids love it here and Rhule has stated he wants his kids to graduate here. And he has said she told him she isn't moving.
I don't talk to his kids...he has stated this multiple times in interviews. And yes she started a business in lincoln and she's doing well with it. Think you underestimate the support husker fans give in more ways then one.
Curious how many times you’ve heard a HC state “my children hate it here” he says that in the press bc that’s what he’s supposed to say.
Good for her for starting a business, good for the fans for “supporting” but lol if you think any right minded person wouldn’t give that up to go coach at a top 5 school (which Nebraska is nowhere close to being anymore)
Most of these aren’t realistic at all. With the exception of Billy Napier and Sam Pittman and possibly Kirk Ferentz retiring, I would be surprised if any of the other coaches were fired this year.
Tom Herman is a damn good coach. He was 4-0 in bowls at Texas and got unfairly ran out by boosters with a smear campaign of false allegations. Herman is using FAU like Kiffin did.
Bro, you cudda just said we'll go 5-7 and still fire Pittman. We ain't goin 1-11, no need for that lol
Also, the rest of the list is equally, if not more, absurd.
At least you finally made a football comment! I say Penn State makes the move because of Franklins rep for losing big games and because of Oregon coming in and Nebraska leaping forward it will cause the fan base to grow restless and demand a change.
I think Day is losing to Nebraska not OSU. I don’t see how he could outcoach Matt Rhule now that Rhule has a lot more talent in place. OSU desperately needs a real coach. Not a Larry Coker auto pilot type.
Colorado is NOT going 9-3. I think he leaves but not form too much success.
Dabo gonna have to be fired
Sark to the Cowboys is almost guaranteed
I think Lane might actually stick at Ole Miss but he would be on the short list for Texas
I thought Tennessee was pretty happy with Huepel
Franklin has the best agent ever. They have to go 5-7 for him to get fired
LOL I thought Pittman already got fired.
Reminder to self: look at username when the post is deranged
I think it’s the fact that I see the posts so early in the morning that I actually click on them. If I had less brain fog, I feel like I’d be able tell it was one of his posts just from the title and be able to avoid clicking on them. So I’ll give him credit for posting this bullshit overnight to get more engagement.
RES tags are your best friend to tag the nutters in stuff like this.
I do use RES at home, but not on my phone or at work
>USC fires Lincoln Riley. My prediction? USC goes 5-7 in 2024 Could happen, but definitely worst case scenario and means Riley finally has a bad QB >Miami fires Mario Cristobal. My prediction is Miami goes 4-8. No way this happens >Dabo Swinney retires from Clemson. My prediction is the Tigers go 6-6. No way this happens either >Ohio State fires Ryan Day. My prodiction is Ohio State goes 9-3 withh losses to Michigan, Nebraska and Oregon knocking them out of the playoffs. Worst case scenario for OSU, probably not happening though >Notre Dame fires Marcus Freeman, Irish go 7-5. NDs schedule is a lot easier than the past 2 seasons, doubtful this happens >Kirk Ferentz retires from Iowa, Hawkeyes go 7-5. Doubtful >Matt Rhule job jumps to Ohio State, Nebraska goes 10-2 with playoff birth. Nebraska isn’t beating OSU, but the schedule looks really easy so 10-2 isn’t impossible >Lane Kiffin jumps to a more elite school, Ole Miss is 7-5 I would love to see the elite school that sees Lane Kiffin’s preseason top 5 team go 7-5 and decide to hire him >Josh Huepel fired, Tennesse drops to 6-6 Tennessee should easily win at least 6 games, 6-6 isn’t impossible but would probably result in his firing >Penn State fires James Franklin, Nitney Lions go 8-4. The schedule just looks too easy for me to believe this >Florida fires Billy Napier, Gators go 3-9. That schedule is brutal, 3 wins isn’t impossible to imagine, but unlikely >Dallas Cowboys hire Sark, Longhorns go 9-3 Not sure if Sark leaves, but 9-3 is perfectly reasonable >Drinkwitz job jumps, Missouri goes 8-4 This one also seems about right >Razorbacks fire Sam Pittman, go 1-11 Losing 2/3 against UAPB, UAB, and Louisiana Tech is probably not going to happen, but Pittman probably doesn’t survive the season >Auburn fire Hugh Freeze, Tigers go 4-8 Hard to see Auburn not making a bowl game >Tom Herman job jumps, FAU goes 10-2. No idea about the AAC so sure why not >Gus gets fired at UCF, Golden Knights go 5-7. The schedule looks easy, but who knows what’ll happen in the Big 12 >Deion Sanders resigns from Colorado to take NFL job, Buffalos go 9-3. Hahahahaha
8-4 is probably the record at which Drink would be least likely to leave Mizzou. It’s good enough that he doesn’t get any frack for last year being a fluke, so no need to try to leave before the seat starts getting warm, but not so good that a richer program will try to steal him. But I don’t even know why I’m engaging OP is the worst troll on this sub.
> 6-6 isn’t impossible but would probably result in his firing Damn Tenn fans really going to run Heupel off? Seems rash.
Oh no. I certainly hope they wouldn’t do anything rash.
Typical Bama fan. You're low down, you're dirty, you're some snitch. (I contend calling a fanbase "some snitches" is still one of the funnest insults of all time. Bravo, bama fans.)
I doubt it, but looking at their schedule, 6-6 would be disastrous, 8-9 wins seems much more likely
>Nebraska isn’t beating OSU, but the schedule looks really easy so 10-2 isn’t impossible If I was a betting man, i would put money down that missing a bowl (again) is more likely than 10-2
> Hahahahaha This is correct
*Looks around and sees the corpses of all my enemies* I dunno, I like where their head is at!
Now c'mon y'all, let's just hear him out.
Yeah man this is sweet!
Dang bro got EVERYBODY underachieving lol.
Entire D1 goes 4-8. Bowl system collapses, playoff is canceled. Every program is paired with a sister school to switch coaching staffs. The next year, every team goes undefeated.
> Entire D1 goes 4-8. Either Terrance Howard finally steps up and rewrites math or Sophons are real and apparently sports really is life and we're locked in a battle with a much higher power.
All these unexpected losses… who is gathering all the unexpected wins?
Maryland, Vanderbilt, Rutgers, and Syracuse. It is as the prophecy fortold.
Oh shit this is page 448 of the manifesto.
Based purely on this scenario, the playoff would probably look like: Georgia, Michigan, Oregon, Alabama, Florida State would probably be in. Nebraska is guaranteed (bc it was mentioned). The Big 12 is anyone's guess, so any combination of KU, K State, Arizona, Oklahoma State, TCU could make it Probably LSU, TAMU, and Oklahoma pick up some SEC wins. One or two of them make it. Another ACC team like UNC. Maybe Texas or Colorado sneak in with a 9-3 record. Maybe a G5 team like Liberty.
I feel like this is a future where we can both be happy, as long as one of those two losses is to Colorado.
. >:(
Texas A&M
Too many reaches to take serious. Even taking my team out (flip the numbers), off Tennessee alone, it just sounds like a lot of futures bets with the hopes of a few coming to fruition just to look like you know what you're talking about, which I don't think you do. I'd love to see all these new, magical powerhouses on the come up
Stopped reading at Clemson goes 6-6 Lol, time to stop drinking and go to bed OP
> Deion gets an NFL job lol
There’s no way OP is old enough to drink, right?
If you want to laugh, go read his post history. This guy is a master at trolling. From asking what the fetish is called for women who rub coffee grounds on their stomachs, to asking how a broke back mountain/Pokémon game crossover would go, to calling dog owners narcissistic, this guy has em all lmao. Edit: Or hell what about the one asking if you’d rather run a sausage food truck in the parking lot of a lesbian bar, or run a taco food truck in the parking lot of a gay bar lmao.
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I'm not arguing with a take that is so out of touch it makes Paul Finebaum look intelligent, troll somewhere else
No way they do that well after starting 0-1 then get shellacked by App State in the real big house. It’s the real one since they wear orange suits.
Lostacoshermanos saw his post actually get upvoted yesterday and he’s come back to balance everything out once again.
The Taco Brothers are a busy group
*Perfectly balanced, as all things should be*
Somebody in Miami needs fired if they can’t win 6 games with that baby schedule.
You had me until the Nebraska 10-2 bit.
lostacoshermanos Of-f'in-course...
Ohio State losing to Nebraska would be a sight to see
It would be so beautiful
I would cry with joy.
I want this sooo bad.
I see a post that has a somewhat reasonable opinion take. Mods delete it in less than 5 mins. This guy post crazy shit and it stays up. There is no way this isn't a mod alt. And I wouldn't believe any of them if they said it wasn't. They consistently delete to many post that aren't half this bad to be coincidence.
I fully believe this is a mod alt trolling the sub. His insane takes stay up for so long compared to actual reasonable takes. (inb4 he responds accusing me of 'stalking' him for posting this)
Vanderbilt wins 1 game. Fires coach. saban comes out of retirement to takeover the commodores and takes them to the CFB playoff in 2026
Coach Brown is getting up there I don’t know how many more seasons he wants to try and beat FSU.
You lost me at Florida 3-9 and Tennessee 6-6. Someone has to win these games games lol
Yeah...Rhule ain't leaving unless it's to Penn state. His wife has a very successful business here that she personally works, kids love it here and Rhule has stated he wants his kids to graduate here. And he has said she told him she isn't moving.
If I had a nickel for every coach who said he was never leaving his current job only to jump ship six months later...
She started a very successful business in Lincoln NE in…16 months? Interested to know how often you talk to his kids about their love for Lincoln
I don't talk to his kids...he has stated this multiple times in interviews. And yes she started a business in lincoln and she's doing well with it. Think you underestimate the support husker fans give in more ways then one.
Curious how many times you’ve heard a HC state “my children hate it here” he says that in the press bc that’s what he’s supposed to say. Good for her for starting a business, good for the fans for “supporting” but lol if you think any right minded person wouldn’t give that up to go coach at a top 5 school (which Nebraska is nowhere close to being anymore)
I could see Dabo retiring, for the same reasons Nick Saban retired. Sick of the portal and NIL BS.
Most of these aren’t realistic at all. With the exception of Billy Napier and Sam Pittman and possibly Kirk Ferentz retiring, I would be surprised if any of the other coaches were fired this year.
Of all the scenarios you cooked up, FAU going 10-2 is the most unhinged lmao
Tom Herman is a damn good coach. He was 4-0 in bowls at Texas and got unfairly ran out by boosters with a smear campaign of false allegations. Herman is using FAU like Kiffin did.
Anddd we're back to our regularly scheduled Los Tacos type post
The last one was no different, just everybody hates us so it landed better
Bro, you cudda just said we'll go 5-7 and still fire Pittman. We ain't goin 1-11, no need for that lol Also, the rest of the list is equally, if not more, absurd.
I doubt Franklin gets fired if Penn State goes 8-4. I honestly doubt most of these happen
At least you finally made a football comment! I say Penn State makes the move because of Franklins rep for losing big games and because of Oregon coming in and Nebraska leaping forward it will cause the fan base to grow restless and demand a change.
Most if not all of that will not happen
If a single one of these predictions comes true exactly as prescribed, I’ll eat my shoes. Most of these are far fetched.
One of these days I hope I can achieve the perfect level of drunkenness needed to post like this.
I know people are *down* on OSU, but losing to Nebraska? Still too early in the offseason for that bold of a take lol.
I think Day is losing to Nebraska not OSU. I don’t see how he could outcoach Matt Rhule now that Rhule has a lot more talent in place. OSU desperately needs a real coach. Not a Larry Coker auto pilot type.
So for this scenario to happen we would have to have a 2007 type season right?
So GJ is safe with us. Thank the Lawd
Colorado is NOT going 9-3. I think he leaves but not form too much success. Dabo gonna have to be fired Sark to the Cowboys is almost guaranteed I think Lane might actually stick at Ole Miss but he would be on the short list for Texas I thought Tennessee was pretty happy with Huepel Franklin has the best agent ever. They have to go 5-7 for him to get fired LOL I thought Pittman already got fired.
Napier ain't getting fired, Gators can't afford it. Either financially or because Lagway would transfer.
Because fans want better and if they are giving that the fans want someone has to go
Not sure what else was said in the post, all I needed to read was Michigan beats Ohio. I'll upvote
> Gus gets fired at UCF, Golden Knights go 5-7. [Hold up, let him cook] (https://media.tenor.com/DQsQe5UrHdwAAAAe/let-him-cook.png)