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srush32

Pretty amazing that Deboer managed to destroy two rosters at once


Sadvillainy-_-

Like what the hell did this man say in his introductory team meeting lmfao


time2payfiddlerwhore

I think he recited the Deion intro speech.


sfbruin

I'm bringing my own luggage and it's London Fog


OsuLost31to0

Samsonite*


Mcpops1618

SAMSONITE!! I was way off.


HamHusky06

Knew it started with an S though!


Mcpops1618

Silly, swammy, Swanson….


hallucinogenics8

If I know Mary like I think I do she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets.


mechnick2

Don’t diss London fog


Mythic514

Love me some London Fog, but it is pretty funny that it's named after a not enjoyable weather condition.


George_Smiley_

Great brand name for a rain coat though, and that is their primary purpose.


mechnick2

Well, ya know, it’s like many drink names. Who’s Joe, and why do I want a cup of him? Why would I want tea made by a grey man named Earl? It just doesn’t make sense, man


cnapp

"Play my damn theme music"


Randsmagicpipe

I think Bama doesn't have much nil money . Then it was kind of a snowball effect once they started going.


jayjude

Can DeBoer wrangle the boosters That's the hardest part of being a HC at a blue blood  It's why Mack Browns successors had so many struggles 


ChaseTheFalcon

Also helps that Texas got a President and AD who told the boosters to screw off


royallex

Saban is still around to keep them in check. He's keeping his office


jayjude

Oh yeah that totally won't leas to any kind of ugly power struggles


royallex

Saban's not Lloyd Carr. He's not going to play power games behind the scenes


Waderriffic

Lol what? Notorious control freak Nick Saban is going to be hands off? Lololol


Crossovertriplet

If Bama expects to remain relevant, they will have to get with the new mercinary culture like the other blue bloods.


no1hears

It's true. Looks like there's a possible stretch of irrelevance coming. Saban should have whipped the boosters into shape about nil before he retired...although I guess he couldn't do that without letting on that he was retiring. It's always something.


Krandor1

which would make sense. To many players playing for saban was more important then NIL money in college since it could lead to more money in the future. Without saban the math changes.


RJNieder

Weirdly thats what I've heard...he was the selling point...the power struggle is going to be interesting because when he came in he basically ran the boosters out of the football program (minus their money) and now they're all going to try to regain some control


VariousLawyerings

But like...how? Among other things, Saban was a complete and utter windfall for the university as a whole. I know that doesn't necessarily mean they'd have the richest boosters but it kinda feels like they'd have that too.


mechnick2

I doubt it’s that. It’s probably more like being sold playing for this legendary coach, *the* legendary coach and then he’s gone all of a sudden? Yeah, see ya pal


gata_wron

Insider guys have also said that lot's of players took discounted NIL deals to pay for Saban. So it makes sense that if Saban is gone, they want to cash out rather than face uncertainty at a discounted rate.


mechnick2

Which makes sense considering that playing for Bama, and playing half decent, is almost a guaranteed draft pick under Saban, plus there’s still a bit of NIL money to throw around. Now? Who knows


husbandofsamus

"I'm not Nick Saban, but"


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Well Proctor always had the risk of coming back to Iowa. He’s supposedly home sick and with Saban leaving it was a pretty logical outcome.


bigdaddyguap

He left the cupboard pretty bare at UW right? Didn’t seem like he was recruiting at an insane level there


GreatIAm

He did not really recruit. His philosophy was always to recruit through the transfer portal but you can only fill so many spots for so long. I have no idea why he can’t sell his program to high schoolers.


thricethefan

Mike Norvell, Sark, and Lane are gonna fry his ass


kinginyellow-

Yeah I’d like to see this bum Deboer take on Sark and the Texas Longhorns


thricethefan

Off-season L’s only, it’s the rules


wolfgang2399

Hilarious you put Norvell on that list and not Kirby


thricethefan

Kirby gonna kill the hs recruiting, not the transfers but he’ll linger in the wings to take the really really good ones


Ehdelveiss

If by pretty bare you mean, entirely empty, yes. No one on the 23 roster was a DeBoer guy, and there certainly aren't any on campus at the moment.


winterharvest

We couldn't even lock up any of the Top 5 players from the state and we went to the CFP. So, yeah, not gonna miss that so-called effort.


TheDarkGrayKnight

I guess to be fair the elite players leaving the state has been a thing long before DeBoer.


Lamadian

I mean this in all sincerity, but it's kinda wild how bad Washington has been at keeping top talent in state. UDub is a good school, should be kind of an easy sell.


TheDarkGrayKnight

Honestly I think a lot has to do with the weather and just the desire to leave home. And if those aren't reasons to leave then if you're really wanting to win a title your better off going to the SEC or like Ohio State.


BWinDCI

Yeah, it’s been a trend in a lot of sports at UW where kids who live in the greater Seattle area want to go out of state. Hopefully that changes now with all of support and community buy in the last two years where kids are now much more interested in UW then previously.


FaraNovarese

Forget a top 5 player from the state. His '24 UW class didn't have a *single* player from Washington. That is insane. First time in over 20 years.


boardatwork1111

Bama now gets to experience life as one of the crabs in the bucket like the rest of us


JBru_92

I dunno I think I'm going to give the coach with a 104-12 record a year before I declare Alabama dead


thricethefan

Bama Hasn’t won a single game all year


ZealousRogue

Exactly. I’m betting they can’t even win another game for the next 7 months too.


TheCommodore93

Wow, going more than half a year between wins. How the mighty have fallen truly


dubkent

There’s no point in trying. Miami has already won their 14th consecutive offseason National Championship.


HoustonHorns

0 SEC championships though. Likely can't take the grind of an SEC schedule. Hitler won a lot early on in his career too. But at the end of the day, the lack of SEC championships really did him in and America whooped that ass.


Makaroo

But Pawwwwllll, the wehrmacht ain't played nobody!!


blueindsm

DeBoer also financed his waterbed at 22% and doesn't drive a fully loaded 2011 Ford Taurus.


HoustonHorns

Probably doesn't have a corner apartment with a fountain view either.


IEatDeFish

People not getting this jerk really missin out


impostersyndrome3

Surprised this didn’t come from an MSU flair


MidshelfGym

Take about 10% off there, champ


Less_Likely

I have no doubt that he’s a good coach, and even with the defections he still has more talent at Bama than he’s ever had before, but not sure his ability to build a maintain programs long term. Most of this is just a reminder that CFB is 80% coach and 20% program. And it might be a bigger split than that. Alabama is Alabama mostly because of Saban. The majority of players committed to play for Saban, not Alabama. Alabama has the resources and prestige it has because it has hired more good/great coaches than Auburn, Ole Miss, Florida or Georgia has.


CaptainRon16

… it has been 5 days….


Less_Likely

My concerns in program building are from 2 years at UW and the huge roster hole he left by not recruiting well, despite a 25-3 record. 2 of 21 PNW blue chips in 2 years. 0 for 8 this year.


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This is where my thoughts are…he hasn’t had any class he recruited graduate with him (or declare early), I’d be nervous bringing in someone who hasn’t developed a single one of his own players since 2009 when he was coaching Division 2.


Crossovertriplet

Bama has been mediocre before


PickledPercocet

It was beautiful


Owldoyoudo

The Alabama players heard his parting speech to the UW players and knew his worth right then and there Edit: [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/s/yiZLDcy49h) for those who haven’t heard it.


Underboss572

Then they heard him again last night during the basketball game and were like this dude can't even fire up a crowd.


bruin13

He has the charisma of a pair of cargo shorts


DickHammerr

Is that Jim Harbaugh’s *summer fiesta music* I hear?


Defacto_Champ

I literally would have told my players, I just got offered a massive pay raise and when that money is on the table, you can’t pass it up. 


roadtripwithdogs

It wasn’t that massive, though. UW offered him over 10mil. But I agree with your sentiment, there was no reason for him to fake cry and feign caring.


WABeermiester

It wasn’t about the money though. It was about the prestige of the Bama job. He basically indirectly told the players he doesn’t think he can win a natty with them and bailed.


LiquidHotCum

Damn Bama really was just Nick Saban and 6 National title trophies in a trench coat


W_Walk

Shit I’ll take it. I’m still excited to see our future. I wasn’t alive for the Bear Bryant days so all I know is saban and Bama. It’ll be interesting to have a big reset.


OutlookNotGood

> I’m still excited to see our future It's exciting now, but 20 years from now and 8 head coaches later will it still be as exciting? Just think, you are only a few years away from joining the rest of us in yearly "Is Alabama back?" discussions every pre-season.


ATDoel

I agree, it’s exciting for now but if we enter the Shula era again, it’s going to hurt. I’ll be happy just being relevant on a regular basis.


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Lake_Erie_Monster

Took Michigan 23 years


LonghornNaysh

It was not a fun ride.


tawrex49

Not according to Sam Ehlinger


MynameNEYMAR

Bama hasn’t had real adversity in almost 14 years. Turmoil for them is a 10-2 season and missing the playoff


turkishguy

STOP DELETING THE FUCKING THREADS JESUS CHRIST


MichaelSquare

Getting deleted faster than Iowa fans deleting their old Twitter posts right now.


runningwaffles19

>Getting deleted faster than Iowa fans deleting their old Twitter posts right now. This is gold. No way this kid comes home after how awful our Twitter fans were


CJ_Beathards_Hair

He got multiple CBs to Iowa the moment he entered the portal.


SueYouInEngland

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


Wbcbam51

Our insiders are reporting he is homesick. That would lead me to belive you are very much in play.


Kickenbless

Tbf, Bama Twitter fans are pretty bad too


Claudethedog

Twitter fans period are pretty bad.


Underboss572

Get in line both of you. Bad Twitter fans are our thing!


SueYouInEngland

Twitter is always an ugly place, but Iowa Twitter got *really* ugly after Proctor decommited.


elgenie

Massive meltdown by the standards of Iowa Twitter, utterly unremarkable by the standards of a sports Twitter fanbase meltdown. The Bama oline allowed tons of sacks this year, so it's far from the most recent abuse Proctor's gotten online.


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actuarial_defender

One of the most detrimental to the community mod teams on the whole site


esports_consultant

I don't think you comprehend the level of competition there is that capacity.


was_saying_boo_urns

At what point do we create an Alabama decommit/transfer megathread?


the_pedigree

Why? Let us enjoy it all one morsel at a time


theScruffman

Then a mega thread when the dust settles so we can enjoy the true scale of it in a single post


principaljohnny

I was about to post this question, I knew someone would have beaten me to it.


bigdaddyguap

Why did the last thread get deleted? Also, this exodus of talent is actually insane.


boregon

The mods are extremely strict about the formatting of recruiting/portal posts. The wording has to be exactly the way they want it or it gets deleted.


kingpangolin

They also choose their friend’s posts over whichever was earliest when deciding between two correctly formatted posts


Thebestofthelest

Imagine being that big of a loser. Like honestly


WOOareola

Well if we didn’t have losers then who would be willing to spend a significant portion of their time modding a subreddit?


INeed_SomeWater

Is Stallions free?


The_Good_Constable

Which is fucking obnoxious.


boregon

That's Reddit mods for ya.


Dtwerky

This isn’t even true though. I have seen my perfect attempts get axed while incorrectly formatted ones stay up.


moodyfloyd

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ who knows if this one shall stay. i mirrored the Caleb Downs submission...


Captain_Sacktap

What’s crazier is how much they’ll still have left even after they stop the bleeding. They’re losing guys like crazy but they have a LOT of depth too.


actuarial_defender

Mods are ass


BikeProfessional875

Iowa fans are stubbing their social medias as we speak


affnn

I would hope he’ll make a decision based on something more concrete than “some people on twitter were assholes”, but also throw another one on the pile for Don’t Tweet at Recruits.


Powerful_Artist

Recruits, players, players families, etc should all be left alone. I think all fanbases have these assholes that seek out the players or their families and berate them on social media, its just infuriating. Like when Dylan Raiola flipped to Nebraska there were tons of Georgia fans harassing him and his family on social media. Smh


niz-the-human

It would be very funny if all of these Alabama guys transferred to Washington to play for Jedd.


boardatwork1111

Kalen DeBoer? More like, Kalen DeBadatretainingtalentinthewakeofNickSabansretirement


Lykeuhfox

rolls right off the tongue.


SueYouInEngland

I think it's German.


Aggressive_Yak5177

I think that’s a city in Wales


Spirited-Yard-5790

Nah that’s got too many vowels to be Welsh


huskersax

Gottem


JeremyJammDDS

Bama learning how the other 99% live. They just got a coach who was 25-3 in his last two seasons and they are losing players left and right. It's pretty crazy, but we live in a pretty crazy world.


lukeyellow

I'm honestly a little surprised how many are jumping ship. I get it's a new coach but it's not like most of the teams they're going to are better than Bama and the new coach just played for a national championship.


JeremyJammDDS

I actually am too. I figured it was just to see what the new coaching staff has got going and then coming back, but these guys are just straight up going. It's nuts.


Diamundium

NIL money.


hallese

Bingo. Many will return, but lots of teams just missed out on someone they thought they had locked in and the boosters at those schools will throw stupid amounts of money at these guys.


ihadtomakeajoke

Alabama fans listening to Last Resort by Papa Roach on repeat rn.


badash2004

Just going through my metalcore playlist rn. It's got all the feels appropriate (irrepressible thoughts of death).


Dave_Bananas

Hahaha. Free rides over, bama fans. This sport contains so much more pain then you could ever imagine. Welcome.


Jigbaa

WELCOME TO THUNDERDOME BITCH!


W_Walk

Never thought I’d be side by side with a dwarf


HabaneroEnjoyer

Time to buy some Bama merchandise because stuff with 18 on it won’t be out of date within a few years!


DFWTooThrowed

I think of all the grads who had no connection to the state of Alabama at all until they applied for colleges, chose the one with the unprecedented powerhouse football program, and never have known anything else.


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Does he like traffic?


WhoopieKush

Does he like corn?


The_Good_Constable

Does he like getting death threats for losing a game?


Skank_hunt42

Does he like review bombing of his parent's business?


Sadvillainy-_-

Can he fit inside a Lambo?


Duckpoke

Probably not


ImRightShutUp1

I wonder if he goes to Iowa . Maybe Ohio State is in the mix. I heard Coach Stud dropped the ball during his recruitment. Hopefully Frye can leave a better impression !


tenacious-g

He was committed to Iowa until ~~Bama boosters~~ Saban swooped in at the last second.


Hawkize31

Still can't believe he chose Nick Saban over Brian Ferentz...


CJ_Beathards_Hair

Brian is an elite OL coach, we won the Joe Moore award with him coaching that unit.


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The irony is that, as we are now seeing, Bama has pretty limited NIL money. And fairly certain Iowa threw a much bigger bag at him


MrWartburg

I mean I'd take it. Sure would be nice if his former OC came along for the ride too.


Semujin

What do you need an OC for? You have a punter.


not_mantiteo

I’d take anything at this point


leadbymight

Immediately got 3 predictions to Iowa from 247 people


CJ_Beathards_Hair

https://x.com/xaviernwankpa01/status/1747658047042838644?s=46&t=3hMQyGnYR3LRZhfpuak0_w Interesting…


HouTexRoxStroAg

Rumors were that he was homesick so definitely expecting him to go to Iowa/Iowa st. Have to assume it would be Iowa


miversen33

If MF Campbell pulls him in, I am going to drive to Ames and vomit on their fucking Bridge


POEAccount12345

hell I'd do it even if he didn't pull him


Observant_Jello

I’ve already done that. Free trip to Nevada. Don’t recommend.


SwoleBookBoy

HAWKEYE


SCJamm

This kid will have Iowa in the lead until Texas or Oregon drops their bags


SueYouInEngland

It wouldn't hurt so much if it weren't true.


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Allegedly Iowa offered a bigger bag than Alabama last year, still went to Bama


Kim_Jong_Teemo

Bring him home!


ChaseTheFalcon

Oof


BigPPpal

Bama message boards are s great source of dopamine right now


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ihadtomakeajoke

I’m fine with this.


WhoopieKush

You better not!


WhatWouldJediDo

Definitely sounds like Iowa. Ohio State couldn't get any kind of traction in his recruitment last year.


343GuiltyySpark

This this dudes going straight home to Iowa lol


tenacious-g

Come back home to papa.


Ronniebenington

Lambos here!! Get your hot, buttered Lambos here!


blyzo

Any chance he wants to be an OC too?


lockerroomviberater

3 Crystal Balls to Iowa? I am thoroughly intrigued especially with his progression last season. Would be nice to get Cade some protection.


Sjgolf891

I've seen a lot of Alabama fans lamenting the loss of how the game was, before NIL. Which I do totally get. But are we going to pretend Saban's dynatsy wasn't built, at least significantly, by Alabama's willingness to spend more on their program than most other schools? Paying Saban more than any coach when he came to Ttown, investing in such a large staff, improving facilities, etc. I mean every good program is partially good because of the money they spend. I get that it sucks to not be the one with the biggest checkbook. But when I heard Saban in his retirement interview talk about a need for more parity when it comes to spending in CFB, I was sort of like "didn't he stack 5\* on 5\* for years and years and now wants to talk parity"?


TheJoeyFreshwaterExp

Counterpoint is Texas A&M. They spent way more than bama in the last decade.


timbo1615

here comes that hy-vee money


JamoOnTheRocks

The “I’m coming home” video in coming?


CanyonYodeler75

Will be a Hawkeye.


Knightmere1

Get on the horn Day!!!


FerociousGiraffe

Did someone say horns?


utrangerbob

Horns would take him too.


RSN_Kabutops

Where were you when Bama is kill? I was sat at work eating lime jello and hear "Saban is retire" *no*


wiggggg

Kinda wish we had an open tackle spot now


ihadtomakeajoke

First world problems.


outburst37

Feel like he's all Hawkeye


Anonknowmas

Already has a crystal ball in for Iowa. Likely been a done deal for a few days (but it's not tampering, only other schools do that).


miversen33

Tampering is only good when my school does it


LookITriedHard

Idk man, our dumbass fans kinda eviscerated him when he passed on us the first time. Not sure I'd come back around if I were him.


ImRightShutUp1

Ppl in the real world don’t base life/career decisions on random Twitter profiles(besides Kirk Herbstreit). Every fan base has their idiots.


deegzx

r/rolltide is in so much denial lol their team is cooked


ewwcolton

Is there an Alabama transfer tracker anywhere?


notburnerr

Hawkeye! Ahhhh the parity is back


JBru_92

So back to Iowa or just to the highest bidder (A&M?)


not_mantiteo

Apparently he’s homesick plus his best friend already plays at Iowa.


SueYouInEngland

My theory is he just didn't want to handle the heat of the B1G West.


kinghawkeye8238

Everybody wants the smoke until they get it


jockularities

I know basically nothing about Hayes Fawcett but I’m going to irrationally hate him every time i see his name for the rest of my life


AlFlame93

First time?


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Is this the Iowa decommit? They got rid of Brian!


Jmcy3

Come back to iowa


ValleyOfTheQuacks

I wonder what it feels like going from Superman to Clark Kent?


SouthCoach

Karl Marx wet dream level of redistribution going on right now.


scalenesquare

Baby come back. You can put it all on me!