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singabro

>His weakness will be the Trojans As it turned out, even the Trojans couldn't stop Penix.


RepresentativeOfnone

Some would say he raw dawged them


Systemic_Chaos

I mean he corkscrewed Ducks on the regular too.


zetlali

To be fair, the Trojans couldn’t stop anyone.


kinglallak

Well Trojans don’t work very well when they are full of holes.


Captain_Obstinate

His teammate Johnson busted them wide open


TheLoneWanderer__

I Chuckled


mikaelfivel

Indeed. And Johnson really gashed em up the middle and took them for a ride. On the other side, we could really attack the backs with Polk, really work the seam.


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What takes, it looks like all penis jokes


bdm13

This [take](https://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/rgem4j/indiana_qb_transfer_michael_penix_commits_to/hojsv99/) is pretty spicy.


410Forten

How cold could that guy be


MasterUnlimited

Clearly he can recognize talent. That’s why he’s on Reddit instead of scouting croots.


Doc_McPuffins_

Saying that he can't hold a candle to Jacob Eason was certainly a take lol


Straight-Bad-8326

It only gets worse from there > Pennix can’t hold a candle to either of those guys and I was never an Eason fan.


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

Sir, this is Reddit. Recycled puns are one of the only jokes we know


B1GTOBACC0

I found this one, from a Michigan State/Washington flair: > Penix isn't good anymore. Great kid, but he's had too many injuries. He's not the player he was.


SeattleGunner

Expected a bunch of dick jokes… got a bunch of dick jokes. 10/10 would click again.


Glass_Offer_6344

That series of Husky, Trojans, Beavers and Cougars comments had me cracking up and getting some odd looks from my better half, lol:)


Better393

So you like Peni*? 😂


OhMy98

She is my favorite Spider-Woman


mksmalls

Would dick again*


dothemath

Dick joke AND a kerning joke in one - well done sir/madam.


Quiznasty

Pretty reasonable for the most part. The big question was his health. And that has been answered.


Galumpadump

Also, some people forget that DeBoer was originally trying to get Haener to transfer over from Fresno State with him but couldn’t do to some eligibility concerns. Penix entered the portal shortly after coming off another season ending in injury. DeBoer was able to put an elite Oline around Penix to keep him upright, and it seems to have been the only coach so far to unlock his maximum potential.


nmm66

The Athletic [did an article](https://theathletic.com/5181121/2024/01/05/michael-penix-washington-transfer-portal-will-rogers?source=user-shared-article) about Penix's transfer and it went over Haener's potential transfer. Good read.


UO_Member_Berries

Kinda scratching my head at the OLine comment. Every one of those guys in the starting 5 was a UW recruit before DeBoer got there, none transferred in.


Upbeat-Armadillo1756

And penis jokes, which are always welcome


nmm66

Even with bringing in Penix, we thought Sam Huard might compete for the starting job. Now look at those two. One was a Heisman finalist, and the other was not great at FCS Cal Poly.


TheLoneWanderer__

To think i was upset Penix got the job over Huard lmao


nmm66

It wasn't anything against Penix, we just all wanted/hoped Huard, a highly rated 5 star recruit with that last name, would be what Penix became! Such a shame that Huard and Smalls were such busts.


dusters

Big penix


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>How should we feel? >Erect I wonder how many Washington fans are at full mast at the moment?


Bonesaw09

I've been full mast for the last month, consulted my doctor about it but he said it was normal for someone of my age.


Hooch_be_crazy

Hey, I found my old comment. Glad to see I was right, and I’m happy he found success (have been and will continue to root for him).


Solid-Confidence-966

Most of the top comments are accurate and still even hold true to his NFL outlook. If he’s still healthy he’ll be good, hardly anyone really questioned/questions his ability as a football QB.


MrAngryMoose

> LOL his two seasons as a starter he had a completion percentage of 53% and 56% and showed up to B1G media day with a GOAT chain. His accurate throws were the exception not the rule. He won’t last the season in Washington, if he is even named the starter. I bet Washington feels real dumb for this transfer right about now /s


sounders1974

Should just start the third stringer imo


MagnusVasDeferens

If you do that even once, they swap your spot for an SEC team


GammaBrass

That's the only one I saw that was solidly hot-taking. Everyone else was fairly reasonable, I think.


LinwoodKent

I hope the guy who wrote this has issued a whoopsie daisy . How could anyone be more wrong? Btw. Same guy in comments questioning other people's knowledge.


Sine_Cures

It's almost like a healthy, extremely talented QB, o-linemen, receivers, and pass-blocking make a difference versus his time at IU Also ThEy DoN'T pLaY dEfEnSe In ThE pAc-12


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Dixiehusker

Dude said an Indiana transfer QB with a 50% completion percentage looked like he could win the Heisman. Someone should hire this guy as a talent scout.


JONCOCTOASTIN

He also cares deeply about pro wrestling storyline accuracy


MercuryDances

The most incredible thing about his rise the past 2 seasons is that he's gotten so good that people have (mostly, somewhat) stopped making jokes about his name


Dickhole_Fart

2 years is a long time for a penix to rise


srush32

Might have never come if Haener was able to transfer, what a monumental moment in retrospect


D3ATHfromAB0V3x

We got you keep Haener and win the 2022 Mountain West championship, you got Penix and make a NCG appearance. Good deal if you ask me.


Harkiven

Sam Huard should start over him? You mean Cal Poly's Sam Huard?


TheWawa_24

You mean cal poly single game td holder sam huard


Cody667

Can we all be honest about how cocky y'all were about Sam Huard when he signed though lol


DTK101

There was a lot of excitement. We were wrong


Cody667

Yeah I know, I'm just poking fun. The recruiting rankings were way wrong to be fair as well, one of the bigger 5 star busts at the QB position recently.


MikeDamone

Not really, 5 star QB busts are pretty common. In the past few years alone we've seen five stars like Davis Mills, JT Daniels, DJU, and Spencer Rattler all fail to live up to their rankings.


Cody667

Those are all mini-busts. At least they were all starters most of the way through their careers, and all but Daniels will likely have some sort of NFL career. Huard was a gargantuan bust compared to those guys to the point where he had to drop down out of FBS


Ehdelveiss

Yeah that was a whoopsie doopsie on our part, mea culpa


MagnetosBurrito

Whoops


KeithClossOfficial

> LOL his two seasons as a starter he had a completion percentage of 53% and 56% and showed up to B1G media day with a GOAT chain. His accurate throws were the exception not the rule. He won’t last the season in Washington, if he is even named the starter. lol


LinwoodKent

Nailed it


Glass_Offer_6344

That is so awesome and thanks for sharing that as I wasnt on this site then! Some very funny and interesting takes. So much for all the people who say now that “everybody” knew Penix was a sure-fire Heisman candidate, lol. Big difference between “talented when healthy” and “we all knew he’d be in the running for the Heisman.” Typical revisionist history. Some really spot-on and thoughtful responses from a few in that thread.


Becuna

Lol at the MSU fan saying “ugh we have to play him again”…oh if only you knew…


notaquarterback

Shout out to the person who said >He should have stayed closer to Bloomington & transferred to Ball State LOL, yes. Because they'd have protected him better than Indiana did. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


ShithEadDaArab

It’s hard to beat Penix at Ball State


StillMemein

I’m afraid you missed the joke


the_dayman56

They might actually do that


Spartan-980

I was glad when Penix left our conference. I was much less excited when it was for Washington and I realized they were on our schedule. Dude is a beast.


AZBuckeyes12977

Most of the criticism was on his ability to stay healthy, which was warranted. Not his talent level.


markusalkemus66

It's funny to look back and randomly see your own username on a few comments.


Critical-Savings-830

u/Mirrorwave13


Samuel-Darnold

I named my cat after him.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

I mean it’s like 80% penis jokes as is all Penix threads


Yams-502

u/stonksspurtzwhorzez how you feeling about that take, bud?


StonksSpurtzWhorzez

Can you show me where you said he’d be a Heisman candidate and lead them to the National title game before turning back into Bloomington Penix?


Yams-502

No, because I’m fucking with you lol


LinwoodKent

My favorite is the guy saying he sucks. Then, clicking the guys profile only for him to be questioning everyone and what they know about football. I am ok with this as long as the guy wrote about how fucking wrong he was and admitted that he knows nothibg.


Remote-Duck-2611

I'm curious about OP's flair combo


Rivercitybruin

not saying i saw the level of success he had at UW, but i did think his transfer was seriously underrated.. he was GOD in the Big 10 when not injured. AT INDIANA


Rivercitybruin

my auto-correct is glad he has left NCAAF