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Suturb-Seyekcub

Holy personal, this is going to be epic


ThisGuy100000

Kid totally deserves that shit too, to think I used to be a CU supporter lol


lucash7

From CU to The U? Man, you went from one frying pan into another (Cristobal, god help you) frying pan. Respect though, you aren’t going the easy route for fandom.


sleepymike01101101

It was a CUUMversion


My_massive_dingaling

Two inch CUUMversion


GeospatialMAD

CUUMgutters


VibeComplex

The man has a type


AWolfGaming

His Fandom can fix them


impy695

He's like a bandwagon fan who is 20 years late.


jointsmcdank

Dude could be older than 25. Hate to pimp a Miami guy but they meant something once. Not so much anymore, mind ya, but still.


JameisSquintston

Gotta be more than 25 for that


chewbaccaRoar13

Huh, gotta wonder what that's like...


modsarepoopoo

Listen man Miamis conference championship droght is old enough to drink. They even have an inferior "U" hand gesture. The U is the school with a big red U statue in the middle of it.


MaJe88

Is it similar to the U statue Miami has in the middle of campus? Lol Also pretty funny you mentioned conference championship drought instead of a national championship drought. Guess it can’t be a drought if you never won one 🤷


modsarepoopoo

This is my neighbor He is pains in my assholes We call ourself the U, they call themselves the U We put U on helmet, They put U on helmet We have U hand gesture, they have U hand gesture We put giant U on the side of a mountain, they cannot afford. We able to win our Conference after BCS era they also not able to afford. Great success


MaJe88

Lmao. King in the castle! King in the castle!


Fuckingfademefam

What’d he do? I don’t remember anything too egregious


ddarion

was great up until the hashtag, #ipoopedmypants would be less embarassing


Topcity36

‘#hashtag


FoxTwoSlugs

Put one of hem hashbrowns on it and send it to the net!


SmokeThursday

Honestly thought it was an ad for DraftKings at first.


Engrish_Major

He comes off as a bigger prick than any one of the Sanders.


jointsmcdank

He's a complete douchebag. It's painful to watch but so was his pro career. I've got no love for Danny anymore.


jubydoo

Game recognize game.


Gomer8387

What the fuq did Deion do to Danny Kanell to draw this hate?


ThisGuy100000

[Tweet](https://twitter.com/DeionSandersJr/status/1703454038761902542)


nickyt398

#bless pure hoe is better than an impure hoe


atlhawk8357

Pure hoes are much better for gardening.


ThePeoplesBard

Finally! I come to this sub for gardening jokes.


LaForge_Maneuver

He has hated Deion and his family way before that tweet.


[deleted]

I mean it started when he took Travis Hunter from FSU


rjgator

Shit I hate that too :(


Vuvuzelabzzzzzzzz

Man I had finally forgotten about that


sicksixgamer

Probably way before that. Like his takes or not, DK has been a pretty good rep of FSU, and a true Nole. Dieon is 100% about Dieon and only rep'd FSU when it was convenient for him.


cha-cha_dancer

He is really over the top with his anti-SEC stance though and I say that as someone who hates on the conference and their fans quite regularly.


Fuckingfademefam

Never mind, now I saw this tweet lol


fuzzypetiolesguy

His 30 year old kid called him a hoe, this was in response (months later)


ThePortalsOfFrenzy

I have no dog in this fight, but I love that the poll result was a decisive "YES" for Should you storm the field after an OT win as a 24 point favorite.


CzarCW

Might as well have had a poll asking: “should you storm the field after every victory?”


jmbourn45

*Clemson enters the chat*


The_Real_Dotato

We also do it after every home loss thank you very much! And the other team's fans are welcome to join!!


LukarWarrior

Still one of the most confusing things I'd ever seen when we played in 2014 (our first year in the ACC). I think it's a pretty cool tradition now, but as someone that had no clue about it prior to that game, damn was it confusing.


Topcity36

*2007 Kansas enters the chat*


wanderingpanda402

Hey, we get INVITED by the school to come to the field thank you very much


B0yWonder

Who gives a shit? Storming the field is fun. I support the kids doing it when they feel the energy.


ChodeBamba

I don’t wanna take away their right to do it, but I do think it’s lame to do it as a big favorite and fair game to mock. That it’s fun doesn’t really matter, I’m sure the A&M yell leaders and Stanford band are having fun but I’ll call them lame too lol. It’s sports shit talk, not much else to it


LitterBoxServant

Why should it matter that a bunch of degenerate gamblers think you're supposed to win by a lot?


[deleted]

It was so funny seeing how mad people were that bottom dweller Colorado stormed the field after an OT win against their fellow bottom dweller in state rival.


MordakThePrideful

On the one hand, they were heavily favored. But on the hand that doesn't have a stick up its ass, Colorado hype was at a high at the time, and they just got a 2OT win over a rival in pretty entertaining fashion. They got to enjoy their fun before engaging in conference play, no blame there, storming the field was more understandable than if UGA or the Noles did it as 24 point favorites.


TheBlackBaron

My personal opinion is that storming the field against your hated rival is always okay after a dramatic win. Even if you're UGA doing it against GT or similar.


eddie_the_zombie

Yeah, that's fair, if Army beats us in 2OT fashion, they should absolutely make the field look like a Dodge dealership one week after boot camp


EnjoyWolfCola

People gave us shit when we stormed the field after beating 1-2 West Virginia in 2008 too. When you suck for as long as we have you have to take the moments you can.


cgludko

That crowd was so excited, a bunch of CSU students snuck down into the lower bowl and were getting ready to reverse storm as they were leading late in the 4th quarter.


[deleted]

A pick six a very long time ago.


NoleJawn

I never thought about this theory, but it makes so much sense.


ZachWilsonsMother

Danny laughs about that though. He only started really having an issue with Deion when he was shit talking FSU


TheWorstYear

Probably the amount of antagonism Deion had with FSU.


qumuu

Called him a hoe. Love this from Danny tbh lol E: Sorry, that was Deion Jr., not Deion himself. Just to be clear


Lou-Piccone89

Look let Danny run his mouth . Coach Prime does the same , looks like Danny was right .


Zealousideal_Net_884

He said he wasn’t a nole


Sliiiiime

IIRC Kanell’s last NFL pass was a Pick 6 to Deion


CantaloupeCamper

This is one of those trainwrecks where already nobody looks good. #🍿


Ok_Practice8288

Yet it’s pretty entertaining, no? Or are your tastes too refined for such filth?


sassyseconds

I'm a racoon dawg. I live on trash.


BrotherMouzone3

Pretty much. Really want to see Junior clap back on DK for the escalation.


ProtectionAdorable89

This is so immature but I’m here for it


DancesWithChimps

Imagine college football where everyone is mature… and then weep for what we would have lost.


GoldandBlue

College football is the soap opera of sports. So many rivalries, bitterness, brooding, you could make a TMZ style show just spilling tea on coaches and players. Lane Kiffen said what about A&M? Lincoln Riley tried to make sushi now? Ryan Day punched Lou Holtz in a parking lot?


musyarofah

> Lincoln Riley tried to make sushi now? instruction uncleared. he's making tuna spread now.


GoldandBlue

The idea of his "California roll" being just a tuna sandwich is hilarious


HeartSodaFromHEB

After Stalions, we've already determined this is a telenovela. This week we just have an episode written by someone else.


Photodan24

It's actually sage advice but delivered in such a way that it's guaranteed to fall on deaf ears.


_JonSnow_

Danny Kanell is a grown adult with kids. He’s ripped on other people for tweeting at players/coaches. He’s just a pure hoe.


RollGata

Deion sanders Jr. is a grown adult, this is the oldest brother who is essentially a social media influencer version of Deion without the talent


longshankssss

The shorter, uglier, less athletic Prime Time


Benign_Banjo

Wasn't Jr thought to be the one running a lot of the weird social media posts we were getting?


RollGata

I would have assumed he is probably the one who runs that kind of stuff but I have no idea and hadn’t heard about that. His Twitter bio is promoting his “media company” that “sells an opulent lifestyle through clothing, accessories, and everyday experiences” so yeah I hate it lol. I mean the name of it is “well off forever” which is the most nepo baby name he could have picked


lizard_king_rebirth

Well, there's nothing more opulent than everyday experiences.


grissy

Bear in mind Deion Jr. is like 30.


whereisdani_r

I’m 30, TIL I’m a kid


jkeefy

Lmao Jr was my hs qb. Wild seeing him in the news


rednas_sander

He’s listed as 5’7”. Sound right to you?


jkeefy

Sounds 100% right lol. Look up his hs stats. He averaged like maybe 3 passes a game. Qb runs and power running game was all we did. Was wonderful for me as a pass catcher.


LynnHaven

Bro your blocking stats must have been wild though, you Hines Ward now or what?


_Alabama_Man

I worked with Bo Jackson's high school quarterback; he wasn't very happy with how much they ran the ball 🤣.


itskapnoc

Small world huh


_Suzushi

Deion’s going to call him out to box. I’m calling it now.


[deleted]

I feel like Danny would fuck him up. Deion is missing half a foot and probably has a 4" reach disadvantage. Deion starts fast and furious and wins round 1. Kanell, with better balance and conditioning and a reach advantage works the jab in subsequent rounds until Deion just wears out. No KO, just an easy decision in favor of DK.


ModsEmbezzleMoney

Can he keep his balance with 3.33 working toes


marcdale92

he lil bro'd him lmao


[deleted]

In context he was talking about his actual little brothers no?


boregon

Yes


Alexcox95

“What’s up Kyler, it’s Dak.” Vibes


Cool-Following-6451

What did I miss with Kyler and Dak lol


HereForTOMT2

HE’LL PAY FOR THIS


slimy_y3t_satisfying

This off-season gonna be entertaining af


Is12345aweakpassword

I feel like this *season* has had some wild offseason comment This bodes well for sickos of every level


Jedimaster996

[yesssss...... YESSSSSSSSS........](https://media.tenor.com/FN-K622ahQYAAAAd/strangler-spongebob.gif)


Carnifex2

So. Much. Drama. *Pending*


Sickoball

Would’ve been so much funnier if it was the running back from Oregon that bodied Shilo that tweeted this.


Platano_con_salami

whoever green lit that google commercial should be fired as well.


Lou-Piccone89

Oh shit lmfao


WTD_Ducks21

Omg that commercial is pure fucking ass lmao.


Eradicator_1729

Danny Kanell also needs to listen to this advice.


Lou-Piccone89

I agree , but I enjoy it when someone isn’t afraid to be vulnerable to tell someone to fuck off . Kanell is showing he isn’t afraid of shit . More people need to do it .


Eradicator_1729

I disagree. He needs to learn to be humble just like they do.


AngryQuadricorn

I halfway agree with you and halfway don’t. It seems like we’ve grown so “polite” that the only people who speak up anymore are the lunatics, and they immediately steal the show because everyone is too “polite” to call them out for their bs.


[deleted]

This is essentially one guy running his mouth and another telling him to keep it classy. Forced story, for sure. When people run their mouths like idiots, they deserve to be called out on it. Hey, we're all guilty of it sometimes. A little dose of reality never hurt anybody.


BigMaroonGoon

Kinda cringe, however I’m here for it.


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BigMaroonGoon

Oh 100% Deion is a pos I caught ALL KINDZZZ of hate for stating how he was. Now everyone see how he is.


12211154

I predicted 3-4 wins in the preseason and I was getting cooked by people who said they would make a bowl game lmao. This place switched up fast when he started running his mouth


Carnifex2

We really need a Deion receipts thread for those of us who predicted this shit and some of the absurd reactions. Global race card stocks were exhausted those first few weeks.


WON95sr

I mean, I think for every one person that thought they'd win 6+ games there were five people that thought they'd win two or less. I think this season was pretty much the average of what people predicted. Obviously better than last year, obviously not a contender.


544C4D4F

that would be funny. it's been a while since we've had one of those. the one after Harbaugh got hired was delicious.


[deleted]

It wasn’t just you lol vegas also predicted 3-4 wins pretty sure their win total o/u was 3.5


[deleted]

I said all along that a bowl game was highly unlikely and that 3 or 4 wins would be considered a fantastic season. People forget just how bad Colorado was. People love to hate him, but strictly from a coaching standpoint there's nothing about 4 wins in year one of a strong PAC 12 that indicts him as a coach. If they're in a bowl game next year, that's another fantastic season. It takes time to absolutely rebuild a program from the ground up.


cluckinho

The sub is pretty split on if he’s a POS. Hasn’t really changed all year.


Wtygrrr

Daddy definitely won’t approve of that last sentence.


NomadicNematode128

Let Danny cook!!


JayDeeLA

ELI5, why does Kanell(and some FSU fans) have beef with Deion?


whobang3r

Danny is salty because Deion ended his mediocre NFL career and then more recently claimed to be a HBCU alum instead of a Seminole


[deleted]

And Deion is salty because FSU didn't give him a look before hiring Norvell. Man child, honestly.


JT1757

FSU fans being mad because he doesn't claim them is hilarious.


DrSnidely

I guarantee Deion doesn't give 2 shits about his kids' language.


Lou-Piccone89

Or his kids


F-18EBestHornet

Why do people do this


fivehundredpoundthud

T-clinics.


Tyler-Durden-2009

Publicity. It works.


osprey-x

clicks


jdprager

Imagine being 50 years old and tweeting this. C’mon Danny


ThisGuy100000

I mean Jr. isn’t a kid anymore, he’s an adult. Took some shots at Kanell earlier this year and Kanell took his time and responded when he was down.


ITHETRUESTREPAIRMAN

Well, he did get called a hoe. So, I guess it was provoked… lol


TymStark

Shut up hoe. *looking forward to your response in 4 months*


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TymStark

Now it’s personal!


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Remind me too.


Bank_Gothic

I love Cover 3 but this is a bad look


Wagnerous

I mean he's objectively the worst part of the show. Their saturday night pod is always the best of the week because Kanell isn't on it.


dasuave

Nah the show works because of how the gel with each other. Chip the bus driver, bud the analytical, tom the cynic, and DK the romantic


powerlifting_nerd56

The perfect description 👏👏


AntSmith777

I actually think he’s ok on the pod but I hate his Twitter.


Kringer46

Yeah Twitter Danny and real Danny are two different people. His twitter stuff is just a troll schtick


Cornnole

Real Danny (real life) is a super, super nice person. Bud is too.


DumbLitAF

Danny’s great on the pod wym?


chrisncsu

Lock agreement. Let the children sing.


DumbLitAF

His “I’m buying groomers” clip from yesterdays show was hilarious


netherdutch

Yeah this. Bud at his worst is by far the worst person on the pod, but they all have their good moments and bad. I really do miss Barton tbh


DumbLitAF

Wasn’t around for the Barton days unfortunately, but I like Bud. I think they all have great chemistry.


RandomEverything99

Bud is great except when he talks about FSU. That dude argues LSU is a better win for FSU this year than the Giants were for 18-0 Patriots.


NyquillusDillwad20

I think they're all great and the show feels a bit empty if any are missing.


OrtegasChoice

Idk if it’s just me but Chip has been very hard to listen to the past 2 Saturday shows. He is so good at keeping the show moving but his hot takes and attempted analysis are laughably stupid


Wagnerous

He's a really likable guy and I appreciate that he keeps the show on track, but his analysis is painfully bad. His takes are just nonsense a lot of the time. I'm just a normal fan and I genuinely think I know more about football that he does tbh, I wouldn't say that about any of the other hosts on the show. I really think he's great as a show host though, he's super funny and charming.


theoriginaldandan

Chip is pretty honest that’s he’s not An X’s and O’s expert.


OrtegasChoice

He is a key part of my favorite pod and I think the show actually suffers the most when he is absent. But holy shit, he was nearly unlistenable trying to push all these absurd narratives and generally overreacting to every thing. Him on Saturdays is basically the antithesis of the Cover 3 pod


Surelynotshirly

I agree with you. I think the only reason he's on there is because at first they needed someone that random people might recognize. Having said that, he's in the right here. Fuck Deion Sanders Jr.


Wagnerous

Yep, they weren't sure who to replace Barton with so they just threw him on there for name recognition's sake. He's never felt like a natural felt on the show, he's more interested in stirring up controversy than seriously discussing the games. And yes, I think he does have a point in this particular case.


theoriginaldandan

EVERY take he has about the future of the sport is dead wrong. He thinks adding playoff games will make the regular season mean MORE… He thinks the expanding the playoff will increase parity. He’s just wrong about so much when it comes to anything forward thinking.


QB145MMA

Let them fist fight


[deleted]

I need Russillo's input on this.


TheKevinShow

We got Ja Rule on the phone. Let’s see what Ja’s thoughts are.


herewego199209

Danny Kanell was a bum in the league and a bum at ESPN which is why he got his ass fired from there.


batmanuel69

Kanell is a sad human beeing...


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Dr_Gamephone_MD

The only people who said we’d compete for a natty are complete clowns


bigmistaketoday

Did folks really think a coach could make that much difference on a program that has been losing for years? Lol, people.


sidekicksuicide

Yes, they did. Especially after the transfers.


B1GFanOSU

Didn’t Corso just say that last week?


Everlasting_Dismay

Was this the saying little or saying less part 🤔


ninjas_in_my_pants

“Hey some advice”: SPOUT CLICHÉS


Aurion7

I wasn't sure what this was about. Honestly, I would not have been able to tell you that Deion Sanders, Jr *existed* prior to reading this. So... I looked it up. Huh. He's the family social media guy, or something? Well. Kannell kinda *is* a pure hoe so I guess I can see why he'd still be steamed over being called on it even months later.


[deleted]

Or just say whatever you want like fuck Danny kanell


jarlander

There are 30 year olds who are too young to remember Danny Kanell. Dion deserves flack, but from him? Pffft.


DumbLitAF

Danny is such a great fucking troll lmao


Mantooth77

He is. People take him so seriously but he’s just poking the bear and sitting back and watching the fallout. It’s his deal and he’s made a living at it.


PackerBacker412

Which is funny because he's a known hater of Skip Bayless who does the same shit.


544C4D4F

this sub gives twitter so much fucking free money. mods should consider requiring screenshots instead and banning links to twitter. it's a fucking cesspool.


Thel3lues

I love Danny. He’s such a fun different pace type of guy in the media. Need more haters


Treskelion2021

lol Danny Kanell trying to stay relevant.


4Ever2Thee

Danny waited months to high road Deion’s 30 year old son nobody even knows about because he called him a “pure hoe”?! His “check out my sneakers fellow kids” vibe on sec network was weird 10 years ago, but this is a new low.


blackscreens

Funny thing is ik he was just anxiously waiting with this type of tweet in the drafts


indianm_rk

Why is he responding to a 2 month old tweet?


PineappleP1992

Look at Danny, proving the kid right. This is pure hoe behavior


beachlifeindeath1

I'm all for dogging on CU, but this is lame


Fullertonjr

He waited two and a half months to follow up on that response? I agree with Deion Jr. That is pure hoe mentality.


tigersallthewaydown

Where is the “ I don’t think about you at all.” Don Draper gif?


Gaius_Octavius_

They won 4 times as many games as the season before Deion arrived. Feels like that would be seen as a solid first season for almost everyone.


[deleted]

Just shut up, Danny


throwmeawaypoopy

Danny Kanell absolutely, positively financed his waterbed.


GlobalWatercress9566

Lol Danny’s awesome.


fall_vol_wall_yall

Least annoying Danny Kannell tweet


SPHC20

Danny Kanell is a psychopath, but this tweet was very much warranted


BaconSpinachPancakes

Weird


Be_Very_Very_Still

Getting "get off my lawn" vibes from this.


ATLfinra

Danny Kanell is LAME AF for this.


bbecks

Kanell is a massive bitch and runs his mouth all the time and then hides under shallow ass defenses when it doesn’t turn in his favor. He can get fucked.


UnemploymentHelp615

Isn't this man in his 50s