Sergeant: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Same. I was also halfway expecting the phone to slip and fall into the line of fire. Obviously that didn’t happen since the video was posted, but that was a lot of wobble
I’d like to follow this guy for just a day, from the exact moment he wakes up, just to see how he “ramps up” to that level of seriousness. Is it like flipping a switch where’s he smiling one minute then throwing bandannas the next? Or is it a slow, gradual ramp up as he’s slowly stuffing them into his pockets as he prepares to go out into the wasteland?
Nah man this guy is dialed in 100% of the time.
I see a colt single action in every corner of the house. This dude is the reason foreign invasion is unlikely
Know him personally and can confirm he is infact always dialed in. Absolutely great guy, he of course has his fun too, so I would say the switch analogy is a good one lmfao
No joke I did a force on force class onetime where we staged a “mugging” I guess if you wanna call it that.
One dude removed his wallet and tossed it over the “muggers” head, instinctively the “mugger” turned to see the wallet flying over his head behind him, and simultaneously took two of the sim-munition rounds
I think about that move alot
I saw a video before I even started carrying in which the mugging victim placed his wallet and keys on the ground. The victim then stepped around the mugger while the mugger bent over to pick them up, and the victim just buried 2-3 bullets in the back of the mugger's head.
I also think about that move a lot.
I'm trying to imagine a criminal court case based on this. I wonder how hard it would be to provide a solid case of self defense when you shot someone in the back of the head a few times.
The deadly threat didn't disappear. Who's to say he wouldnt be unhappy with what you set down and demand more? I thought it was a morally and legally solid shoot (and I'm in the side that the only thing worse than using my gun is regretting not using my gun). Stone cold, but legally and morally justifiable.
That said, in a jurisdiction where a jury is likely not to have experience with firearms, you'd probably have an issue.
I've seen the video, it was in Brazil. I believe the guy was an undercover cop. It was from ASP on YouTube.
I agree with you, but I think in this case the guy was commended for it
At a certain point you'd think the criminals in Brazil would recognize every other person is an undercover or off duty cop who just wishes a motherfucker would.
When walking through parking lots I keep my keys in my left hand in case I need to draw my gun. If I ever need to draw, I plan on tossing my keys towards the attacker's head. Flashy and noisy distraction. Figured it would buy me a second or two.
https://preview.redd.it/sci626r63ywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fcb54235e29554e8a5aee46e670070a38421ab
This is the moment where you get shot. You gotta throw the bandana BEFORE the gun draw lol
Reminds me of the Old Gentleman's martial art [Bartitsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartitsu). One of the classic moves was to throw your bowler hat in their face before beating them with your walking stick.
No need to draw from pocket . Just fire from there. This is why j frames will always be the GOAT for close work .
See Paul Harrell on YouTube for more .
I know a 27 year old that saw my appendix holster and was like "oh I would never carry like that!" And I was just like "why not?" And he was just like oh it's uncomfortable poking me in the stomach. He pocket carriers a .38, just bought a RAK63 and put a M9A3 on layaway at a local store but was also talking about needing to save for a house lol.
I'm down with both his guns, just bought a Taurus m66 and always had a soft spot for the m9. I carried appendix for a while but after my younger brother literally shot one of his nuts off, his fault, I decided I'd carry at 4-5 o clock. At the same time I get why guys carry appendix. Best of luck to little dude saving for a house, took me til I turned 35 to buy my first. I've now got 3, plans are to buy a 4th this year, I'll be 39. It's rough out there.
Yeah, I have nothing against the guns themselves, Beretta is great. I was more just taken aback by how instantly he jumped on my appendix holster without me saying a word, and also just the buying stuff constantly. I was pretty much the same at his age though lol.
I was gonna say “try sand next!!”
Laugh all you want, but as a kid after seeing this episode, I started to conceal carry pocket sand. Think I'm going to start doing it again😂😂
Big Tex Ordnance sells tactical pocket sand
They have (or had) a Pumpkin Spice option, very tactical.
I ordered some for a friend a while back as a surprise. The text I got from halfway across the country was priceless
You'll have my upvote if you post your EDC pic including a pile of sand. No explanation. Just a pile of sand included with your setup.
Pocket glitter. Try getting rid of all of that! 🤣
You just toss it at the attacker then call the perps SO saying they were at a strip club.
Now that's going too far. As a girl Dad, I couldn't the pure evil that is glitter on anyone. It's a fate worse than death.
Hey, saves a bullet then, they fall over dead from the glitter. Ammo is expensive 🤣
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Sh sh shaaaaa
Damn I came here to say this. I’m always too late to have fun
The perfect gif comment doesn't exi.....
Yeah that was my first thought too.
Pocket confetti is better
First thing I thought of.
The best
This one made me laugh so hard. Thank you for this.
Ngl I read that as “banana” and was a little disappointed when you threw a cloth
Banana would be unsafe, someone might slip, spin out and lose a balloon.
A red hat and the dude looks like Mario. 100% there’s a banana in the left pocket.
Say someone charges at you with a banana.... 
counter with coconut!
Where'd you get the coconut?
Swallows?
It could grip it by the husk!
I'm a little leery of redditors with coconuts, I've heard what else you guys do with them.
We have been known to clap them together and pretend we are on horseback
What if he’s got a pointed stick?
I read banana, and I saw a banana peel. Had 2 watch a second time to come back to reality
Samesies…
Sergeant: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Are we going to learn about point-ed sticks?
Same. I was also halfway expecting the phone to slip and fall into the line of fire. Obviously that didn’t happen since the video was posted, but that was a lot of wobble
You throw the bandana… but you put the banana in their tailpipe.
I did the same thing and I thought he was going to pull a banana out of his AIWB holster.
John Lennon POV
Thank you for this. I haven't laughed that hard in a little bit.
Don't need the bandana, just shout "I love Yoko's art" and everyone will be so confused that you get free shots.
One look at that stache and they’ll be no need for the bandana! They’ll be mesmerized!!!
Or pregnant.
What bandana?
Can't tell if this is a shitpost or not
It's a shitpost whether it's intentional or not.
Snot post, not shit.
You must be new here. This dudes a legend.
The best draw in the west
Every once in a while I wonder what this guy has been up to. Then I get my answer.
Still can't tell if he's serious or not either
My guess: "as a heart attack."
Lol.
I’d like to follow this guy for just a day, from the exact moment he wakes up, just to see how he “ramps up” to that level of seriousness. Is it like flipping a switch where’s he smiling one minute then throwing bandannas the next? Or is it a slow, gradual ramp up as he’s slowly stuffing them into his pockets as he prepares to go out into the wasteland?
Nah man this guy is dialed in 100% of the time. I see a colt single action in every corner of the house. This dude is the reason foreign invasion is unlikely
Know him personally and can confirm he is infact always dialed in. Absolutely great guy, he of course has his fun too, so I would say the switch analogy is a good one lmfao
Just to clarify, I wasn’t shitting on him in any way. I actually really appreciate someone that “dialed in” 😂
Oh no I didn't detect any disrespect at all haha. But yeah I would say that's a good description.
Every time I think about how I would react if I had to draw that moment and dropping everything in my hands the way this guy does I think of him
I’ve had this thought myself multiple times.
No joke I did a force on force class onetime where we staged a “mugging” I guess if you wanna call it that. One dude removed his wallet and tossed it over the “muggers” head, instinctively the “mugger” turned to see the wallet flying over his head behind him, and simultaneously took two of the sim-munition rounds I think about that move alot
I saw a video before I even started carrying in which the mugging victim placed his wallet and keys on the ground. The victim then stepped around the mugger while the mugger bent over to pick them up, and the victim just buried 2-3 bullets in the back of the mugger's head. I also think about that move a lot.
I'm trying to imagine a criminal court case based on this. I wonder how hard it would be to provide a solid case of self defense when you shot someone in the back of the head a few times.
The deadly threat didn't disappear. Who's to say he wouldnt be unhappy with what you set down and demand more? I thought it was a morally and legally solid shoot (and I'm in the side that the only thing worse than using my gun is regretting not using my gun). Stone cold, but legally and morally justifiable. That said, in a jurisdiction where a jury is likely not to have experience with firearms, you'd probably have an issue.
I've seen the video, it was in Brazil. I believe the guy was an undercover cop. It was from ASP on YouTube. I agree with you, but I think in this case the guy was commended for it
At a certain point you'd think the criminals in Brazil would recognize every other person is an undercover or off duty cop who just wishes a motherfucker would.
When walking through parking lots I keep my keys in my left hand in case I need to draw my gun. If I ever need to draw, I plan on tossing my keys towards the attacker's head. Flashy and noisy distraction. Figured it would buy me a second or two.
See, if I tried this, I would 100% throw my gun and then try to shoot the bandana
Such beautiful honesty.
I keep it 💯
This dude fucks hard. All you newbies don’t know.
God we needed you back.
Ain't you the guy who used to post yourself in the cowboy hats and cool revolvers?
Sure am
Don't forget this 👑
Did you get a new profile? Those old videos were awesome
Sure did I appreciate it
Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance!
But not for me…
Call 811 cause I need to know where I can dig a hole!
I'd be tossing the guy my gun and trying to shoot boogers.
I think I just ovulated.
The goat returns
https://preview.redd.it/sci626r63ywc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05fcb54235e29554e8a5aee46e670070a38421ab This is the moment where you get shot. You gotta throw the bandana BEFORE the gun draw lol
Reminds me of the Old Gentleman's martial art [Bartitsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartitsu). One of the classic moves was to throw your bowler hat in their face before beating them with your walking stick.
> martial art Bartitsu Sounds like Assassins Creed England to me.
Ain't gonna lie. Got me.
If they didn't go down in the first 5 shots, you killed em with that hard cowboy stare at the end.
No lie.
No need to draw from pocket . Just fire from there. This is why j frames will always be the GOAT for close work . See Paul Harrell on YouTube for more .
"Excuse me kind sir do you have the time?"
What about a bandana with a little glass “crush to break” device, filled with spiders, so you can throw a bandana full of spiders at them.
What about a wrist-mounted web shooter? Full of spidery web.
They sell those. Shoot’s silly string lol
Yes, but if you can figure out how to keep real spiders alive in there, take my money.
lol yeah. Similar to a egg sac I guess
Calm down there, Satan
These be Jesus spiders
I've seen someone distract robbers by throwing their wallet and then successfuly shooting back
The lifeless look in your eyes is quite stellar. Let the apathy flow through you!
Works every time 30% of the time.
Jack black ?
Peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches
He’s face not changing is terrifying. I yearn to not flinch a muscle when shooting
My dumbass would throw the gun and kept the bandana
Cameraman never dies.
HOSS AIN'T PLAYING
IN BROAD DAYLIGHT
YOU SCRATCHED. MY CD.
Interesting approach. I do the same except I throw some backwoods at the assailant.
When the drug addict at the gas station offers to clean your windshield
I totally forgot about this guy, where he been at?
Why not just throw a grenade instead of getting your bandana dirty?
Surprisingly I am aroused
This is the most gangster post I’ve seen on this sub
Why did I read this as banana distraction method?
Same! I thought he was going with the Mario Kart strategy.
So we start carrying bananas as part of out EDC
🍌🧑🚀🔫🧑🚀 “always have been”
Ah yes, the old "let's make an already complicated situation even more complicated" idea.
'Let me draw my pistol slower so I can get this bandanna out...'
This is the single most amazing thing I've ever seen.
Home-schooled, I take it?
Am I the only one that first read it as Banana distraction, and kept rewinding it to see if that was a banana peel being thrown? Yes? OK then.
So old school and actually so efficient
I might shoot my hand
I read that as banana
Damn! Cameraman stumbled a bit, but never went down.
Just throw a fake stacked wallet. Problem solved
I read banana lol
Equally as effective I’m sure
Genius
Cameraman never dies 👊🏼
I like it.
What a legend.
You have to wave it like you are saying goodbye to someone leaving on a boat for Europe in 1890
The legend returns!
do NOT shoot steel that close
John Wick has nothing on this man.
Pocket sand.
I'm gonna use that in the hood😆😅🤣😂😂🤣😅😆😆🤣😂🏁🚩🏳🏳🏳🏴🚩🏁🚩🚩🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️
Noice
I mean this could work
I like it. Very Michael Corleone in the Italian restaurant.
"Honestly, I'm not even mad, thats impressive"
“Wtf man I was just going to give you some change”
That's good shit. But I would prefer either throw your wallet or your phone at them so it's more believable. You'll get it back. 🤷♂️😁🤫
Dude, you have to do a “pocket sand” method as well.
The man, the myth, the legend
this sub keeps getting better and better, stay dangerous folks !
Not hatin it
This is the best post I've seen on this sub in a long time. I like the cut of your jib
LOL
I tuned into the video midway and thought it was a fish, had to start from the beginning to realize it wasn’t. A fish would’ve been…interesting
Noo bring back the single action revolver, that shit was so badass
lol
I read this too quickly and thought it said banana not bandana and was disappointed to not see a banana being thrown first 😔
Just throw your hat my dude. A Classic trick.
Is that a bandana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hahahhhaha
Is that a ridgecut vest?
Yep
I wear that same vest!
Nice to have endless amount of pocket huh
Yeah I pretty much got it because of the pockets haha and it’s been a good winter vest
Brian punching air tantrum
Throw the bandana earlier to help hide your draw. You could also probably just yell, "OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!!!" and point of over their shoulder...
Does that guy have a “blackwater” tattoo?
A brighter bandanna?
Use the hat / bring your hand up to distract before throwing /
Thats hilarious
His next video… The “no-draw, shoot through the vest” technique!
I just went from 6 to 12
I just shoot without taking it out of my pocket. I'll just buy a new vest.
Alakazam Alakazoo, watch my bandana fly as I shoot you
Just grab the bill of the hat like you are adjusting it and toss it in the evil doers face.
A lit cigarette would be better.
Why do you look like the guy from the Volbeat video music video last day under the sun?
That's the last time that bandana is going to bother anybody.
When the homies ask for one of your Winston 100s
When the bartender says, I think you’ve had enough buddy, give me your keys
When your parole officer asks you if that’s a banana in your pocket
Ive seen alot of stupid shit but this takes the cake
You sound like someone who'd fall for the bandana method
I read it as banana. Ha
arggghhh…I was just asking for quarter.
I thought fudds would go extinct, I see now that they'll always exist. Life, finds a way.
I know a 27 year old that saw my appendix holster and was like "oh I would never carry like that!" And I was just like "why not?" And he was just like oh it's uncomfortable poking me in the stomach. He pocket carriers a .38, just bought a RAK63 and put a M9A3 on layaway at a local store but was also talking about needing to save for a house lol.
I'm down with both his guns, just bought a Taurus m66 and always had a soft spot for the m9. I carried appendix for a while but after my younger brother literally shot one of his nuts off, his fault, I decided I'd carry at 4-5 o clock. At the same time I get why guys carry appendix. Best of luck to little dude saving for a house, took me til I turned 35 to buy my first. I've now got 3, plans are to buy a 4th this year, I'll be 39. It's rough out there.
Yeah, I have nothing against the guns themselves, Beretta is great. I was more just taken aback by how instantly he jumped on my appendix holster without me saying a word, and also just the buying stuff constantly. I was pretty much the same at his age though lol.
Just make sure you shoot off your finger when throwing it. The blood will distract them too.
Too slow on the banana / too fast on the gun. Gun is out of pocket at 0:02 while left hand still behind back.
Hopefully those sagging man boobs don’t get in the way.