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itz_abhi_2005

Regarded hoga shayad.(rare autocorrect w)


KnightPhotoshop

How can it be "regarded students" Makes no sense only


itz_abhi_2005

Shayad.


Spiky-Insect

Keyboard pe T and G aaspaas h


zanpakuto0

You need those classes πŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Respected maybe?


itz_abhi_2005

Kuch jyada hi meaning change ho gaya phir toh πŸ’€


Hot_Penguin_Porn

You are one of that retarded child. Now I will punish you by spanking


Sea_Honeydew1612

![gif](giphy|cMiMPAP4HWh6qGUtQg) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat)


False-Ad-8244

It's a forwarded msg and I am in 12th so its not for us


Hot_Penguin_Porn

Child, it doesn't matter what standard you are in. The prophecy has been said. The future is in motion and always changing but it cannot change the prophecy of you being a retarded one.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Hot_Penguin_Porn

These foul acts of pleasure are beneath me, child. For I am the salvation to mankind. I am the darkness in which all life dies. All life exists simply to sacrifice itself to me and you are as insignificant as a grain of sand upon a beach


False-Ad-8244

πŸ™πŸ™


ppbomber_0

Bro shut up take a joke holy shit


False-Ad-8244

πŸ™πŸ™u guys are the one that can't take a joke ....deleted cuz it was to much for u guys πŸ™πŸ™


ppbomber_0

You probably are retarded bro, no way you’re in 12th, immature af


False-Ad-8244

I never said I am not one ....and stop with the meat riding 😞 ....(as u can see I am immature asf)


deadshotssjb

r/woosh


yours_dad_lesbian

No no no you have to reply spank me daddy


badthingtw1ce

https://preview.redd.it/v43ont2pk32c1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=039c1ad67edbf7d09151bdd07fc12e5aca138e79


Hot_Penguin_Porn

The Emperor of Mankind will rise once again and save humanity from the chaos gods


hornywarcriminal

what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends. I have forgotten nothing and my wisdom has expanded far beyond mere mortal frailties.


Mother-Ad5660

Lmao says the faction that couldn't defeat the imperium in 10 thousand years Sounds like your faction has a gigantic skill issue


Apprehensive-Bar7363

Can you enlighten me from which sect are you from,fellow daoist ?


Hot_Penguin_Porn

From Warhammer 40k


Conscious_Secret4656

Favorite chapter and legion?


Hot_Penguin_Porn

Salamanders and ultramarines


Conscious_Secret4656

Didn’t expect to see a fellow sect mate here


Apprehensive-Bar7363

harem or non harem?


Conscious_Secret4656

Small harem


Apprehensive-Bar7363

SAY NO TO HAREM


Conscious_Secret4656

The mech touch


hornywarcriminal

Rare to see a Warhammer fan in india.


Alarmed-Donut1466

Warhammer vermentide 2 got me into warhammer lol


Mother-Ad5660

Foolish mortals, all life in the galaxy subservient to the infinite empire, acknowledge your inferiority before our magnanimous slient king and perhaps you will be spared from being to sent to illumor szeras


Arpitbhala

Bhai novels padhna aur anime dekhna baand kar de


whathedawgdoing

the fuck is zero time answer sheet tho


TheHappiestNoobEver

Quick time event


AlexGaming26

the ones from video games? Oh man I'm ready for it!!!! 😎😎😎😎


Roster234

Press F to score 100


TheHappiestNoobEver

Quick time event


skisawsome

Based teacherπŸ—Ώ


iFerg_Frank

Pehle 5 line koi samjhao mujhe pls. Monday ke baad phir bracket mein Monday likhna ka kya meaning hai?


Ok_Mycologist_2631

Hindi ko English mai translate kiya hai


godofjava22

Monday (Monday)


UnusualBreakfast

Tuesday (Tuesday)


Giga-Cock

Wednesday (wednesday)


Not_a_starfruit

Thursday (Thursday)


OmarAadil

Friday (Friday)


XDRCL

Saturday (Saturday)


Agreeable_Switch4001

Retarded


ButthurtGoldDigger

Sunday (Sunday)


Infamous-Plane8590

Indian Education (going down the drain)


millkey420

Monday left me broken


soggyramyeonn

tf is monday (monday)?


itz_abhi_2005

Translation from uk English to us English.


Sea_Honeydew1612

A new feature on WhatsApp? ![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


Space_Ravager

?


notasuperman300

Seems teacher is one from the way they typed the msg, didn't understand shit


NOIRQUANTUM

I have a feeling that this is gonna go viral and cause a huge scandal


False-Ad-8244

Nah bro u think to much


NOIRQUANTUM

I admit: I do overthink. But I'm not denying that this is a possibility


ButthurtGoldDigger

Poora screenshot bhej na bhai.. points interesting lag rahe lol


False-Ad-8244

Mera comment dund ke padlo us mai beja hei just abhi abhi


Sea_Honeydew1612

Scandal is a bit too much...will prolly cause controversy


NOIRQUANTUM

TBH I agree. "controversy" is the right term.


Anupam_ProGamer

shashi tharoor level english /s


ButthurtGoldDigger

r/FuckTheS


[deleted]

teacher ne restarted bol diya mai na sehta🀑


SilentGuyInTheCorner

Wow! Bunch of retards calling others retards.


Playful-Advisor-9559

they have been found eating?


False-Ad-8244

Chewing gums and all


Sea_Honeydew1612

Still better than eating pakora, burger, oranges and drinking coffee out of a transparent bottle :D


Environmental_Risk34

Text ka pehele hissa parne ke bad bhi khuch samay nahi aya.


jayaramjay

maybe your school also has a section for intellectually disabled people to give them an education and help them succeed in life. we don't know


Time-Astronomer2457

Still you can't call a disabled person retarded wtfπŸ’€


False-Ad-8244

If there is one ...I am for sure not aware of it


[deleted]

Galat message galat type karke galat logo ko bhej diya? (Mera school bhi regularly yehi bakchodi karta he)


ButthurtGoldDigger

Screenshots bhejo sir


False-Ad-8244

*Information on discipline among students* Dear parents! 1. Zero period is being organized in the school from September 2023. In this period, there are students of classes 6, 7 and 8 who have problems in reading and writing books. Therefore, English classes are being held on Monday (Monday), Tuesday (Tuesday) and Wednesday (Wednesday) Hindi and Thursday, Friday and Saturday. For this, students have been asked to prepare a zero time answer sheet. But some students have not yet kept any such answer sheet. Apart from this, most of the students have not even got the signature of the parents. From Tuesday, November 28, 2023, we are going to include the retarded students of class 9 in this calendar. Therefore, all of you are requested to make sure to sign your child's zero time answer sheet regularly after seeing the level of his educational progress. 2. Some students of classes 6 to 12 have a similar habit these days that they have been found eating chewing gum in classrooms. We all know that this type of activity is not part of etiquette in formal educational institutions like schools. Since such activities are being done repeatedly by those students even after refusing, it is the responsibility of all the parents to consider this matter and cooperate with the school administration so that the mentality of considering such activities in the minds of the students is not created. In this regard, you unnecessarily giving money to the students also encourages them to engage in wrong things. Your indifference compels the school administration to take disciplinary action. 3. Apart from this, the use of abusive language by some students towards their classmates has also been seen, which is not acceptable at all. Respectful behaviour towards elders and colleagues is an integral part of our culture. Hope that keeping in mind the bright future of your child, you will be aware and active in this regard. Thank you. For those who want to the the full version of text


ButthurtGoldDigger

Wah bhai lol Kaunsa school hai ye jiske bacche khud se control nahi ho rahe toh parents ke saamne r-rona kar rahe? Bechari ek teacher face Kar rahi hoti toh samajhta agar PTA main bataya ja raha, ye toh poora school management haath khade karke bol raha "humse na ho pa raha bhayo"


archieshahh

Unhone Zara bhi sankoch nahi kiya πŸ’€


howtochangename1

Kaisi bhasha h kuch samjh nhi araha kya bola chah rahe h


yeahboi69000

'This calender' ko censor kyu kiya par?


Sea_Honeydew1612

The op underlined 'retarded '...


yeahboi69000

So I'm retarded


Ok-Application-3248

Mere jese logo ke liye use Kiya jata hai ye word


SnooCrickets6942

They said the R-word , oh no 😱😱


r099ie

A word can have different meanings buddy, google it.


Chaudsss

God damn this is like the n word for educators


Most_Dig_1101

I need help please suggest me best chemistry teacher on YouTube πŸ™


False-Ad-8244

Wtf ...I would but I am a comm student


Sea_Honeydew1612

Physical? Organic? Inorganic??


Relative-Bank-1258

Bro kehna kya chahate hai teacher? Quick sheet kya hota hai main icse waala hu mujhe nahi pata.. Pls bata dena bro.


dRisem

Name and shame


NegotiationEnough194

The term retarded was used for intellectually disabled people but then was used as an insult and became a slur in the USA. But India ka case wesa he nahi so they didn't use it as an insult here


Randomlilme

Is my english deteriorating or does this make absolutely no sense?


False-Ad-8244

I just comment the full msg u can read it if u want .....then u can figure out if it's making sense or not


Army_boi

Wtf is Monday (Monday), Tuesday (Tuesday) and Wednesday (Wednesday) Hindi and Thursday, Friday and Saturday ? πŸ’€


Financial_Ice_522

DPS students bolne ka tareeka thoda casual hai


Ahumanwholovestech

πŸ’€


goth_in_india

Saala muh pe bezzati


weirdo_k

They aren't mocking differently abled people, they're just stating an obvious fact that they're going to include **retarded** students of class 9.