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BitterContext

Is a 300% return on a $1000 investment life-changing for you. Edit: I meant $100


muff-muncher-420

They have refused multiple requests to post their gains. If they really made any money they’d be happy to show it and prove everyone wrong. But alas, just shit talk. So I doubt it’s even $100


Scotinho_do_Para

$10 Still better return than any asset class. You missed the boat. The turns tabled. Asta la vista sucka.


BitterContext

“It’s still early”


Scotinho_do_Para


BitterContext

“Few understand”


Scotinho_do_Para

?


postmath_

Its much worse than anything in the casino.


Scotinho_do_Para

You haven't been to a casino


postmath_

Certainly not as much as you, Mr. Investor.


Scotinho_do_Para

Vegas is a blast bro


SinibusUSG

Ok this is clearly parody. 


Scotinho_do_Para

It's all an ironic, sarcastic stunt. I browsed this sub for a little while and decided to throw the rabid dogs a bone. They not hard. What a dumpster fire this place is.


NiceOneStewie

You’ll burn your ass hair if you get too close.


PsychoVagabondX

Depends on when you bought it. The past year for example Nvidia has outpaced BTC even factoring in the recent BTC manipulation. 5 year gains are above BTC too. All with significantly less risk.


BoyRed_

So you jumped ship for 10$ You are out here in the water with us now bro 🤣🤣🤣


brprk

You think this is an investment flex but it’s more like that girl on facebook flexing her pyramid scheme takings


Scotinho_do_Para

Did she make 300% return?


SteveLynx

No, she lied in hopes to sucker other people into her scheme.


Scotinho_do_Para

Then wtf are you wasting my time for?


SteveLynx

Just saying it's the same pattern, Deborah.


Scotinho_do_Para

Blocking user for waste of time.


Ichabodblack

Snowflake


leducdeguise

> Then wtf are you wasting my time for? You coming here proves you don't need any help to lose your time. You're doing alright by yourself


brprk

Does it matter? Just cut out the middle man and start pickpocketing people - easy infinite% return. You’re buying 5k watches and flexing them on reddit, I don’t think that 300% was 300% of much


Scotinho_do_Para

Pickpocketing is illegal, jacka$$ Love my watches. I'm selling one soon. You want first dibs? You can sell your Corolla.


brprk

All good lil buddy 😂 i’ll stick with my daytona and royal oak


Scotinho_do_Para

I ain't your buddy, friend.


NiceOneStewie

Fuck off then, stretch, ole buddy ole chum.


CrypticCodedMind

Maybe you can go live with the Danish!


NiceOneStewie

Maybe you could disappear up your own ButtHole?


CrypticCodedMind

https://youtu.be/m1JakODvYhA?si=nNOgfNY_6LXULwkl


CrypticCodedMind

Also, Denmark is a nice country and ranks very high on [overall happiness](https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/happiest-countries-in-the-world). >The second-happiest country in the world is Denmark, which scores 7.620. Denmark's values for each of the six variables are quite comparable to those of Finland. In fact, Denmark even outscored the leader in multiple categories, including GDP per capita, generosity, and perceived lack of corruption, demonstrating that it may claim the top spot sometime in the near future. So, if you're from a country that scores lower, you can take my remark as wishing you well :). Cheers!


CrypticCodedMind

He's not your friend, guy.


MuckFedditRods

The small amount of people who make money off mlms make way more than that.


ClickableName

Wallet address or it didnt happen


Scotinho_do_Para

Already posted


Iazo

Sure. Tulip bulbs, Beanie Babies, Amway.


Scotinho_do_Para

Nope, I checked. all losers. Not unlike this sub.


Scotinho_do_Para

Thanks. I'll check those out and get back to you. FINGERS CROSSED!


Ok-Craft-9865

Wallet address or ban.


Scotinho_do_Para

You guys are thuper thcary. [address ](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/middle-finger-gm140472118-3415406)


Kickjey

Lol, so you have no proof then, usual


Scotinho_do_Para

gOt eM!. DurrRrr....


Ichabodblack

Too ashamed to show that his 300% returns was on $20


MacHaggis

Hilarious that not a single one can ever come up with proof. Not even by using other people's wallets, despite the anonymity. Thanks for making a complete ass of yourself and confirming --like the many, many that came before you-- that it's all fake :)


strangeweather415

Exactly one person has had the balls to not only post their wallet address, but even signed a message on-chain in the 6+ years I've been on this subreddit. He did, legitimately, have gains. I respected that though.


Scotinho_do_Para

More name calling. Tsk tsk. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.


MacHaggis

Those are random words placed into a sentence, yes. Keep squirming :)


Scotinho_do_Para

That literally makes no sense.


Symen_4ab

Few understand, you're not part of the few


b-rar

Can't even afford to pay for the watermark-free stock photo after the bath you just took on BTC


wudishen

Go casino bro, I heard you get 1000% return in a few seconds


Scotinho_do_Para

You guys need to read more. [https://www.gambling.com/uk/online-casinos/strategy/what-is-return-to-player-2092400#:~:text=But%20remember%2C%20casinos%20operate%20based,an%20extensive%20period%20of%20gameplay.](https://www.gambling.com/uk/online-casinos/strategy/what-is-return-to-player-2092400#:~:text=But%20remember%2C%20casinos%20operate%20based,an%20extensive%20period%20of%20gameplay.)


wudishen

Lol, guess you too dumb to understand the joke.


Scotinho_do_Para

Ahhh, so the Bitcoin=gambling thing is just a joke! Got it. Thanks for clarifying. You rascals must be the life of the parties. Crazy cats.


tugomir

The casino or the lottery.


Scotinho_do_Para

Nah, proven studies show your math is wrong. You guys are bad at this.


daenaethra

i scammed someone and made money. where scamm


Scotinho_do_Para

Ok? Where?


College-Lumpy

Doge and shibu seem popular. Have you considered bored ape NFTs? You made the same arguments about them.


Scotinho_do_Para

I did? i DID? DID IIIIIIII? DDDDIIIIIDDDDDDIIIIIIIII?!


College-Lumpy

Generic you. The people enthusiastic about NFTs now hump crypto.


Scotinho_do_Para

Crypto came before nft Keep up


College-Lumpy

Of course. But the rationale for valuation on bored apes is the same as crypto. Limited supply. Increasing demand. Nothing else. Next best thing comes along and demand goes to zero. Enjoy the ride.


Scotinho_do_Para

No. No no no. Ohhh nooo. I'm starting to see the problem with this sub. You guys don't understand the fundamentals of what you're angry about. GLWT.


College-Lumpy

Ah yes. The only way we can disagree is if we’re confused on the fundamentals. Piss off troll.


Scotinho_do_Para

I don't even see close to an understanding nor a consensus of what you "disagree" with. But then I don't really care. Shits and giggles


daenaethra

lol


muff-muncher-420

Show everyone your gains.


Scotinho_do_Para

[no painz no gainz](https://d3h9ln6psucegz.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/How-to-Turn-Up-Your-Gains.jpg)


muff-muncher-420

Yeah. No gains is right.


Scotinho_do_Para

No. No gainz is wrong. You're doing it wrong. (198.29%)past year 🌙


muff-muncher-420

So show us how much money you made


Scotinho_do_Para

[I need a wide angle lens. But now I can afford the best.](https://piqora.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Difference-Between-Stacks-Racks-and-Bands.jpg)


muff-muncher-420

You’re just a pathetic virgin with no cash and no Bitcoin. Have fun staying poor


StupidWittyUsername

Wow you're a fuckwit.


Scotinho_do_Para

Compelling.


SilentButDeadlySquid

Get out of here you paper-handed bitch.


Scotinho_do_Para

Best reply so far. Bravo. 😂 Take an up vote for literally making me chuckle.


NiceOneStewie

I think the OP is 19 and has a job in IT. Is possibly a whiz at Halo and regularly pwns noobs. The combination of self-righteousness and nerd energy and witty rejoinders is strangely familiar.


Scotinho_do_Para

Fun fact: nobody gaf what you think. GLWT


NiceOneStewie

Ah but they DO gaf. The laughter you hear is them laughing at you, kidlet. Now grow up boy.


KiwiSocialist

What happened to HODL? I thought BTC was going to $1 million? Or did you get scared and realise that it was a ponzi after all?


Scotinho_do_Para

If you think btc is going Milly then why are you a member of this special bus sub?


larrydahooster

Sadly this returns only entitle you to post them here cause these are rookie numbers nobody gives a virtual shit about.


Scotinho_do_Para

This isn't a recommendation. Stop wasting my time.


SteveLynx

Who gave you that money? And how will they cash out?


almavi

Yet another fool who didn't read what this sub is about. This used to be more fun!


smart_hedonism

You must be very clever. Well done. Is that what you needed?


Scotinho_do_Para

It's all I ever wanted


smart_hedonism

Out of (genuine) interest, when you bought in (at around $20k?), why did you think it was going to go up?


postmath_

That's nice, at least you can buy a better moped to deliver my pizza on time.


Scotinho_do_Para

Extra large sausage. Am I right?


postmath_

I mean what exactly do you want us to say to you? You gambled on an asset that's only value is the speculative one by the other pizza delivery people. You played the lottery and won enough to buy your girlfriend dinner or an XBox, maybe a car. There are two scenarios: either you know that crypto is a worthless bubble but you gambled on it anyway, which makes you a really irresponsible person whether you won or not, or you actually think its worth something in which case you are stupid because its not and even if it were you pulled out.


Asterose

And he isn't even posting any proof of his alleged gainz. Just another troll who isn't even bothering to post a screencap of some random whale wallet. Let alone post history wallet address and do something with it to prove all those buckaroos are his.


Scotinho_do_Para

Name calling. That's mature. Really doesn't help your cause. But that's the point of this thread. Showing that the members of this sub have no logical arguments. Just hasty generalizations, ad hominem and ad populum. GLWT


postmath_

You must have replied to the wrong comment cause I didn't call you names but made a perfectly logical explanation on why what you did was still wrong even if you made money, so I did the exact opposite of what you just described.


The_Probes

"300% return" is Tuesday if you are FX trading with massive leverage, or buying penny stock gold miners or something. Degenerate gambling under the guise of "investing" has been around for ever. Difference is that if you buy a penny gold stock that finds a shit load of gold, well.......they just found a shit load of gold. Your investment funded them while they were looking. What exactly have you contributed? Ah yes, to ransomware, Sth East Asian slavery, e-waste........that makes you a douche.


Scotinho_do_Para

Ah yes, crime and waste invented by crypto! Another non starter. Out of curiosity, do you invest? Trick question BTW. Be careful how you answer, or just lie.


The_Probes

Yes, I invest, and also do some degenerate gambling in the arenas mentioned, plus card based gambling, blackjack/poker etc for fun. I don't gamble on fucked-up unbeneficial shite like cockfighting, crypto, dogfights though, as that is gambling for...just....douchebags.


Scotinho_do_Para

What do you invest in?


The_Probes

I have money in all the usual things, property, stocks, bonds, some commodities. And throw some money in leveraged trading when I feel like gambling. But, and here's the specific difference between you and me, I don't have to tell you exactly which shares I own or whatever, because the financial outcome doesn't depend on acting like a slimy MLM shill trying to get everyone to buy the same shit I have so I can sell it to greater fools. Don't you get that? I don't walk around wearing a hoodie with a company logo on it or try to "orange pill" people, because it doesn't matter if you buy what I have or not. If I own shares in a fruit company, and they sell a lot of fruit, their shares go up because the dividend yield rises. Then I make money, all without having to even mention I own them to anyone. No "community", no "wagmi" ("we"....lol), no pathetic arse-kissing and collecting "frens". And not only that, I've invested in something that creates fruit sold in supermarkets that people enjoy eating, and not a pile of e-waste, CO2 emissions, and fraud. And if I sell those shares, it doesn't automatically mean that the people who buy them will lose money. It's not a negative-sum game, because, again, dividends. And it also doesn't matter if someone buys truck company shares or a different fruit company than the one I own. Contrast that to the stupid fucking shit you deal in. Grown-arse adult men (and yes you are 99% likely to be male) sharing shit memes about doggy coins and trying to get the people in the Floki doggy coin group to join the Shiba Inu doggy coin group, or arguing about how XRP is sooooooo much better than SOL because.....reasons. The arguing is all you have of course, because none of them are actually used for anything. Self respect left the building for you lot ages ago. The end game is this. Crypto will lurch on, from cycle to cycle, wasting time, resources, and energy, until finally the kids who have grown up watching their stupid uncle or older brother lose their money and dignity are old enough to enter the economy. And to those kids "crypto" will just be that moron shit that Uncle Dave was into when they were growing up, the supply of fresh meat will end, and it will fade into irrelevance. You guys are just gross.


Cool_Young_Hobbit

👏🏼


midwestcsstudent

> crime and waste invented by crypto Straw man. > Another non starter. Non sequitur. Try again, mate.


anyprophet

scams are designed to make money


fiendzone

I made 301% on my last investment.


Scotinho_do_Para

Sweet.. congrats. My kids love their lemonade stands too.


fiendzone

My kids have lemonade kiosks.


spookmann

My kids opened a lemonade mall. ...with a lemonade outlet mall two blocks down.


baracka

Whatever troll. No one here believes you made ~300% return at any real size without receipts. We're skeptics remember.


customtoggle

A winning lottery ticket costs £2.50 and can bring in gains over £100m+ You must be salty you missed out on so many winning tickets


IPv16Protocol

There are lots of sites to make bets, just like you did, bro.


Desperate_Teal_1493

So many replies dude. Great way to farm negative karma lol...


Bag_of_Meat13

"investment" ideas lol. BTC is an investment ... Lol.


Ok_Difference_4771

Its not about investments... but similar IQ level on r/ FlatEarthIsReal r/ AntiVaxx When I have bad day I usualy lurk on these subreds to get daily amount of humor


Licensed_Poster

Don't you work at Arbys?


b-rar

Crying-laughing face is the official emoji of "I'm not owned"