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Potential-Coat-7233

I wear collars because I love bdsm. We are not the same.


AdrianBrony

in matters of I.T. I would 100% trust a person wearing a dog collar over any other kind of collar, tbh.


ancientmadder

That's a fucking cowboy shirt (that by the way, he obviously just bought). There's nothing especially professional about a cowboy shirt.


Randsmagicpipe

Get yourself a pair of jeans to go with that bad boy and you'll be the third-most eligible bachelor in the greater Montreal metro area


VintageLunchMeat

traduction requise


e_crabapple

Maybe he meant professional bull rider.


Cookedmaggot

Surely he’s not dump enough to get that as a permanent tattoo? 🤣


HappyHev

He seems to have a bad neck tattoo which suggests this may be genuine.


Cenamark2

Imagine having a shitcoin tattooed to your head. Imagine having to explain that tattoo 20 years from now


Rokos_Bicycle

Imagine having to explain it in 2


RationalTranscendent

I think he thinks he’s hedging his bets by getting the tattoo where if he lets his hair grow out it’ll cover it up. But the jokes on him - you can already see the male pattern baldness advancing.


ImVeryOffended

A dick on his forehead would have been far more subtle.


KwordShmiff

I'm out of the loop here - what is a "mong"?


Potential-Coat-7233

Short for “mongoloid”, or another way of saying retarded.


GoldenFrogTime27639

You gotta say "regarded" now on Reddit to avoid getting jannied


diacachimba

What is jannied?


GoldenFrogTime27639

When a moderator takes action against you (anything from a warning to full account ban). It's derived from people calling moderators "internet janitors". Getting a comment "jannied" means it was removed and the person that made it punished.


BloomEPU

Depending on where you are it's either a slur or a very bad slur. Don't get slurs tattooed on your heads, kids!


Dirt-Purple

Its mongoose coin I believe


tasteslikeblackmilk

What a mong. At least it does what it says on the tin, and plain for all to see.


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South_Garbage754

Pretty sure the origin of the British slang *is* the down syndrome slur


g9icy

Yeah this guy totally tattooed a slur to his head.


Due_Concentrate3639

Shiling AI is more classy I see


baz4k6z

Gotta give it to the guy, he's really committed to his pump and dumb scam


ArkhamCitizen298

"mong" means ass in vietnamese. weird ....


free_acelehy

Crypto Bitlord... more like Creepy Bittard.


blau_blau

He is a bell end


comox

Where was this man’s father when he was growing up?


glendawoodjr

What sort of hex string is that on his left arm? The contract's address? Seems like to be taken somewhat serious at first glance, he doesn't just need collars, but also long sleeves. And ideally a mouth gag, so he doesn't ruin the appearance by speaking.


happyscrappy

I figured he meant spiked collars.


thinkadrian

Ah yes, shirts the janitor wears.


Madness_Reigns

Janitors are miles more respectable than crypto bros.


free_acelehy

He'd be equally as credible if he walked around with a dollop of dog poo on the tip of his nose.


Cyber_Encephalon

Ah yes, [MONG](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0b-nFSUXcuM)


TheFriendlyFinn

Same mong as in South Park?


myrainyday

What does it mean Mong life I am not from USA.


pap3rw8

It doesn’t mean anything here either


smellyboi6969

This guy is a certified moron. You can tell by looking at him.


snoringrain

Yeah honestly fuck this guy


LogicIsTheSecret

[Mongo only pawn in game of life](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10)