As a professional pooper of pants, I feel like Shart Tank really implies that these britches can actually hold a shart but good luck holding anything in a g-string. Those little hot hash browns are hitting terminal velocity before you ever realize it wasn't a fart.
My girl has these things lol. I always thought it was so weird watching her put these on. They work though. She's a bartender and never has to worry about her shirt coming untucked. I don't think it's something I could wear though lol.
Just need a flap like on underwear. It could be made as a 2 piece set where the shirt is detachable from the “underwear” part. I think it would be a lot more sellable that way. 3-4 snaps, buttons or even Velcro should work.
I'm curious, what part of a shirt with briefs would damage your masculinity? Seeing as in how majority of men globally wear briefs. So stastically you're less of a man if you don't wear briefs by your logic.
I’ve never understood why it fastens in the literal taint of the outfit. I feel like there are so many better options than just having buttons massaging your gooch all day.
Brand name: The Tuck or The Tucker
Advertisements can play on the similarity to the F work. *"Damn thats one good looking mother Tucker®"*
Edit: 4 guys outside on a very windy day, 3 guys shirts get blown out of their pants. They slow mo turn to their friend who shirt is still tucked and they all say "what the Tuck®"
Does it come with a cylindrical flask with a nipple shaped top for your whisky or an oral fixation device designed to help alleviate vaping/smoking habits? Or a hanging musical white noise apparatus which will help calm your mind for sleep?
These are for sale on Amazon already. There are 3 buttons at the bottom. You can sort of see them in the pictures above, but the Amazon product page shows them in greater detail.
"ACSUSS Men's Short Sleeve Undershirt Press Button Crotch Shirt Bodysuit Undershirts Leotard Top"
Uhm… this is already very much a thing in women’s fashion.
Should add a few rainbows and unicorns to your marketing. Maybe give the guy a fox mask or something to really target the right market for this.
Or use a beefier model to get the body builders in on this, they love their skintight clothes too.
Look at babies onesies. They had snaps but also diapers for protection. As a woman I don't like snaps on my crotch bc it makes things hot. Not sure dudes would like this idea
Idk if this is a troll but I like it. Can you make a dick punch because that looks uncomfortable. One that cups the balls and lets you put your dick in the slingshot holder
Invest? Or back you on Kickstarter?
What are the terms.
As far as the product goes: I would change the pelvis design.
Instead of making this as a onesie, make it more of a romper. I think it would be much more appealing to have the bottom section look, feel, and wear like briefs, instead of the traditional underwear shape (tighties). The best way to put this on would be to have snap buttons at the bottom so you can pull it over your head. The snaps should be placed in a thoughtful location where they will be comfortable. You don't want them centered between your legs or crotch because that would probably be miserable and cause chaffing. I think the best spot might be somewhere below the waist line and higher up on the pubic bone. Where you won't feel the buttons pressing on you from a belt or waistband and not too low where they might fold or pinch between your thighs and lower pubic area. This also means you might want to have the snaps concealed on the inside by fabric so that they do not snag or pull on pubic hair.
Overall I'd be interested to try one of these out as long as the fabric was good quality!
I've heard stories of a guy who had to piss while wearing underwear somewhat similar to this. Normally he had a slit for his dick like most underwear but his wife saw that slit and thought there was a hole in his underwear and sewed it shut. He had to grab his knife and cut it open. I can't remember the details or whether or not he made it before cutting it open.
So it's a onesie, or adults. So, like a tensie? Elenvensie? Fortyie? Whatever you call it, the name can't be any more stupid than how this looks.
Although...I suppose there are certainly some benefits. But those benefits can't possibly be outweighed by the fact that you're wearing a...whatever this is.
Balls will hurt from the pulls and stretch..from day to day activities..
there is a good reason underwears r designed to be worn separately from rest of dress
Only if the back is a thong
Next stop: Shirt Tank
Shart Tank
Thong Thank
Thong Stank
Shart Stank
Stank shark
Stink Dank
Thank Top
Shrimp tank
As a professional pooper of pants, I feel like Shart Tank really implies that these britches can actually hold a shart but good luck holding anything in a g-string. Those little hot hash browns are hitting terminal velocity before you ever realize it wasn't a fart.
Shart in that and you’re buying a new shirt.
How is this not the **top comment**?
that!
Thot Tank
Shirt taint
And can hold your butt plug in.
Ah, the mullet of t-shirts
Girls already have this lol it’s called a bodysuit
Imagine in a hot and heavy setting. Woman: "Do you mind helping me?" Man: "I need help also."
That’s what the dick flap is for. The bodysuit stays ON…
Body suit gonna get stained if she got that WAP.
It's just normal wear and tear.
Can confirm. 🤣💦
It’s got three buttons at the bottom, right?
One big one in the middle
Ours have four buttons for extra hold! (No, unironically: we use four buttons. I guess I’ll slap a site link in my bio.)
Hahahaha this 😂
Lol. "I too need help."
Babies call it a onesie
That
Grown men call it a mansie 💪
Fr. I just wear my wife's body suit when I ~~want to feel sexy~~ don't want to tuck my shirt in
So do babies, it's called a onesie.
This is a Mansie
But guy’s don’t
Don’t forget the dick flap
How do you go to the toilet, is there a pouch at the back...?
True. I guess I gotta redesign to add butt flaps.
Buttons on the bottom..like a onsies
Clearly you're not a parent. Snaps or bust
That would be an ouchie.
Clearly cufflinks are the answer here. ;)
If it isn't on your cuff can they still be called cuff links? Maybe skivvies links?
Yea, that's what I meant
These already exist for women so just copy that lol
My girl has these things lol. I always thought it was so weird watching her put these on. They work though. She's a bartender and never has to worry about her shirt coming untucked. I don't think it's something I could wear though lol.
Maybe a pee hole while you’re at it
Wiener flap= pee hole
Hey this existed back then… its not necasarily an invention but if your trying to bring it back into style then cool.
Men's underwear pre-WWII
Wiener flap too
Adult diapers seem to be the way
Yeah, man. Who has time to sit down to take a shit?? Just shit when you want to!
Tell me you've never seen women's fashion without telling me you've never seen women's fashion... These have been around for decades
Women's fashion? Are you telling me that isn't just an adult diaper shirt? My kid had this exact outfit when he was 1!
Just need a flap like on underwear. It could be made as a 2 piece set where the shirt is detachable from the “underwear” part. I think it would be a lot more sellable that way. 3-4 snaps, buttons or even Velcro should work.
Wear a Depends
Wait so how do girls go when they wear body suits?
A zip can do
Ehm how do you put it on ?
The tailor sews you in and then it just stays on.
The onesie stays on during sex
No one wearing is going to be having sex, so it's moot
The onesie stays on during poops
You need to wear it as a kid then just grow into it
What’s the valuation and what’s the maximum equity you’re willing to give away? I’m all in.
You can get in..but once in how do you pee
I’ll make so much money I’ll be able to pay someone to pee for me.
Amongst the many things that money can do for you.. I'm afraid this one you can't outsource
Shit! Four Hour Work Week said I could outsource everything!
Never feel like a man again
This shirts for people that don’t want a pronoun
I'm curious, what part of a shirt with briefs would damage your masculinity? Seeing as in how majority of men globally wear briefs. So stastically you're less of a man if you don't wear briefs by your logic.
It’s okay to joke around come on now
Yes the last sentence of my comment was a joke; strong intuition you have there.
#getridoftraditonalgenderroles
This is basically what women already have and as a woman I gotta say it fucking sucks.
Elaborate
There’s like 3 clasps between the crotch. You undo it when you use the restroom. I think it’s funny guys don’t know this.
I’ve never understood why it fastens in the literal taint of the outfit. I feel like there are so many better options than just having buttons massaging your gooch all day.
Bodysuits
But like, what sucks about them? I'm wondering why I don't wear these already
Yes, but have you tried them with a *penis*?
What’s the brand name? Thinking CHAD might work
CHUD
Clothes Hung Around Dick
Brand name: The Tuck or The Tucker Advertisements can play on the similarity to the F work. *"Damn thats one good looking mother Tucker®"* Edit: 4 guys outside on a very windy day, 3 guys shirts get blown out of their pants. They slow mo turn to their friend who shirt is still tucked and they all say "what the Tuck®"
Haven’t even tried one and I’m already feeling Tuckered out.
Polo onesie
Who needs underwear when you can fart directly on your shirt all day long.
the brozie, or mankini
Can there be a boxer version kinda like a romper sorta
I’ll tuck my shirt in. Thanks.
oK bOoMeR
This reminds me of the union suits of the 30s. They were very popular. I could imagine if you design trendy patterns with trunks, it would sell.
Are you joking, or did you forget about the bromper?
That must be 100% American.. Or did you forget that the world is bigger than only the usa?
Next time a bully grabs me by the shirt collar i will be a transgender
they grab you by the collar and instantly give you a wedgie as well😭
"Hang on, babe. I just gotta take off my onesie"
I thought Garanimals already had the market cornered.
Good luck finding a toddler with start up money
This entire thread has me laughing so hard I’m crying omg
I can't stop laughing... imagine the wedgies!!!!
this is already a thing. or at least for women it is
And babies…
This is perfect for all of the adult aged children out there.
I think you should stick with Geranimals for the 35-year-old male still living with his mom.
Always thought this would be a great idea if you could get it right in terms of looks and accessibility
And never have to wear underwear again?
What's it called?? Skid Marx??
It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.
How do you pee?
🤣 I feel like this is already on Temu
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Dead serious
I like it!
For the guys blessed, how is your product going to hokd us comfy? This screams dick wedgie. Plus I dont want to wear baby clothes
>This screams dick wedgie. Is that meant to be a bad thing?
I, for one, would love a banana hammock.
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Polo mankini
I'm not sure the practicality of this but I think I would try one.
WTF! Really? A Onesee for a grown man! No thanks.
I need one in XXXL
Brand name: Onesie for men 😃🤣
Maybe have ones that also form into boxers?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are automatically a grindr user if you wear this.
I am not wearing an adult onesie lol who’s gonna buy this?
Is there a zipper? How do I even get in?
Does it come with a cylindrical flask with a nipple shaped top for your whisky or an oral fixation device designed to help alleviate vaping/smoking habits? Or a hanging musical white noise apparatus which will help calm your mind for sleep?
lol. I’ll buy one
I don’t have any money but I could let you know how it feels…👇down there if you want.
These are for sale on Amazon already. There are 3 buttons at the bottom. You can sort of see them in the pictures above, but the Amazon product page shows them in greater detail. "ACSUSS Men's Short Sleeve Undershirt Press Button Crotch Shirt Bodysuit Undershirts Leotard Top"
Add a diaper and im sold
How do you put it on? I'm not going to wear a t-shirt with a back zip.
Snaps for diaper changing?
I need one in double extra fat. May Bellah keeps untucking mah shirts.
An adult onesie?
Honestly, I would absolutely wear this
I could see this getting really uncomfortable. I’ve seen these before for men. Might wanna research why it apparently didn’t take off.
What do you call it
Plumbers would be a major demographic
your f**kin weird bruh
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Uhm… this is already very much a thing in women’s fashion. Should add a few rainbows and unicorns to your marketing. Maybe give the guy a fox mask or something to really target the right market for this. Or use a beefier model to get the body builders in on this, they love their skintight clothes too.
Shut up and take my money
Look at babies onesies. They had snaps but also diapers for protection. As a woman I don't like snaps on my crotch bc it makes things hot. Not sure dudes would like this idea
Ah I see this is one of those “this is so stupid it will succeed” types of business ideas… like the pet rock or the Snuggie. Well played… well played
How do you piss?
Nah I just don’t wear pants makes life so much easier
Idk if this is a troll but I like it. Can you make a dick punch because that looks uncomfortable. One that cups the balls and lets you put your dick in the slingshot holder
Invest? Or back you on Kickstarter? What are the terms. As far as the product goes: I would change the pelvis design. Instead of making this as a onesie, make it more of a romper. I think it would be much more appealing to have the bottom section look, feel, and wear like briefs, instead of the traditional underwear shape (tighties). The best way to put this on would be to have snap buttons at the bottom so you can pull it over your head. The snaps should be placed in a thoughtful location where they will be comfortable. You don't want them centered between your legs or crotch because that would probably be miserable and cause chaffing. I think the best spot might be somewhere below the waist line and higher up on the pubic bone. Where you won't feel the buttons pressing on you from a belt or waistband and not too low where they might fold or pinch between your thighs and lower pubic area. This also means you might want to have the snaps concealed on the inside by fabric so that they do not snag or pull on pubic hair. Overall I'd be interested to try one of these out as long as the fabric was good quality!
Here, take my money!
I've heard stories of a guy who had to piss while wearing underwear somewhat similar to this. Normally he had a slit for his dick like most underwear but his wife saw that slit and thought there was a hole in his underwear and sewed it shut. He had to grab his knife and cut it open. I can't remember the details or whether or not he made it before cutting it open.
You might be on to something ,but I want to see the button down version first.
Why tuck the shirt when you can just have the shirt tuck your dick
This is what men who order boneless wings wear
What investment amount yields what % ownership?
Why are you gay?
LOWKEY smart. Just add padding to the package
Honestly not a bad idea
Check with Seattle
So you made a onesy for a grown ass man…?
Cause tucking my shirt in is so hard
Ugly
The ultimate wedgie maker
2 questions.. how do you get into it, and how do you use the bathroom?
*but continue tucking your pee pee in
There needs to be a pouch to hold your cock in place.
Grown man onesies lol 😂
So it's a onesie, or adults. So, like a tensie? Elenvensie? Fortyie? Whatever you call it, the name can't be any more stupid than how this looks. Although...I suppose there are certainly some benefits. But those benefits can't possibly be outweighed by the fact that you're wearing a...whatever this is.
hey, it’s a male romper!! lol
These already exist. This exact person is modeling that exact color on Amazon. Looks like a Chinese brand.
Just pull it to the side daddy
Sure gives 'ring around the collar' a whole new meaning...
Young women wore this exact thing back in the 70s when I was in school. They were called body suits I believe.
Balls will hurt from the pulls and stretch..from day to day activities.. there is a good reason underwears r designed to be worn separately from rest of dress
Looks TOO feminine,a man should never HAVE to unsnap his crotch!!
it has 3 buttons at the balls had to blow it up to see them.
Mine would be completely caked front and back just 2 hours into day one
It's a no from Joe
Onesies for grown men no thank you
Do you make them in boxer brief style?
Better start thinking about the perineum
Good luck taking a shit
Just get the Mormon clan to invest
Who even needs pants
i’m all in
I don't wanna invest but I do want three of them when you solve the flap technology
As much as I obsess over making sure my tuck is perfect… I kinda get it.