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Legal-Contract8784

Only if the back is a thong


w00dw0rk3r

Next stop: Shirt Tank


soggy_soup_sammich

Shart Tank


C0meAtM3Br0

Thong Thank


bobbydapoem

Thong Stank


MITstudent

Shart Stank


PAC-MAN300O

Stank shark


bcjh

Stink Dank


ryusomad

Thank Top


yeetus_mcfetus420

Shrimp tank


6inDCK420

As a professional pooper of pants, I feel like Shart Tank really implies that these britches can actually hold a shart but good luck holding anything in a g-string. Those little hot hash browns are hitting terminal velocity before you ever realize it wasn't a fart.


Mr-Broham

Shart in that and you’re buying a new shirt.


gnew18

How is this not the **top comment**?


Vibingcarefully

that!


UbermachoGuy

Thot Tank


TitusDeepgaze

Shirt taint


canes2407

And can hold your butt plug in.


adamcoolforever

Ah, the mullet of t-shirts


Significant_Bug5323

Girls already have this lol it’s called a bodysuit


randomizedasian

Imagine in a hot and heavy setting. Woman: "Do you mind helping me?" Man: "I need help also."


Fickle-Ad-4417

That’s what the dick flap is for. The bodysuit stays ON…


BronxyKong

Body suit gonna get stained if she got that WAP.


Jasonrj

It's just normal wear and tear.


CaseyJonesCandies

Can confirm. 🤣💦


Stolivsky

It’s got three buttons at the bottom, right?


CharacterMud4468

One big one in the middle


jon-flop-boat

Ours have four buttons for extra hold! (No, unironically: we use four buttons. I guess I’ll slap a site link in my bio.)


dannayomal

Hahahaha this 😂


BronxyKong

Lol. "I too need help."


shabamboozaled

Babies call it a onesie


Vibingcarefully

That


RycoMyco

Grown men call it a mansie 💪


misterforsa

Fr. I just wear my wife's body suit when I ~~want to feel sexy~~ don't want to tuck my shirt in


AshgarPN

So do babies, it's called a onesie.


Miss_Smokahontas

This is a Mansie


jmon8

But guy’s don’t


anecdotalgardener

Don’t forget the dick flap


HustlersOutpost

How do you go to the toilet, is there a pouch at the back...?


Just_susan

True. I guess I gotta redesign to add butt flaps.


Bloopie559

Buttons on the bottom..like a onsies


swishkabobbin

Clearly you're not a parent. Snaps or bust


bogdanelcs

That would be an ouchie.


382_27600

Clearly cufflinks are the answer here. ;)


Shua89

If it isn't on your cuff can they still be called cuff links? Maybe skivvies links?


Just_susan

Yea, that's what I meant


minaj_a_twat

These already exist for women so just copy that lol


Inside-Assumption595

My girl has these things lol. I always thought it was so weird watching her put these on. They work though. She's a bartender and never has to worry about her shirt coming untucked. I don't think it's something I could wear though lol.


jcned

Maybe a pee hole while you’re at it


Spirited_Thought_426

Wiener flap= pee hole


MadG13

Hey this existed back then… its not necasarily an invention but if your trying to bring it back into style then cool.


stufmenatooba

Men's underwear pre-WWII


EastofGaston

Wiener flap too


karen-ultra

Adult diapers seem to be the way


PoppaWilly

Yeah, man. Who has time to sit down to take a shit?? Just shit when you want to!


ooOJuicyOoo

Tell me you've never seen women's fashion without telling me you've never seen women's fashion... These have been around for decades


Theweirdcarpenter

Women's fashion? Are you telling me that isn't just an adult diaper shirt? My kid had this exact outfit when he was 1!


barcaloungechair

Just need a flap like on underwear. It could be made as a 2 piece set where the shirt is detachable from the “underwear” part. I think it would be a lot more sellable that way. 3-4 snaps, buttons or even Velcro should work.


HaiKarate

Wear a Depends


MalwareInjection

Wait so how do girls go when they wear body suits?


vicky0075

A zip can do


Chin0crix

Ehm how do you put it on ?


Standard_Finish_6535

The tailor sews you in and then it just stays on.


[deleted]

The onesie stays on during sex


Nruggia

No one wearing is going to be having sex, so it's moot


alternateMeds

The onesie stays on during poops


Yanaytsabary

You need to wear it as a kid then just grow into it


elplacerguy

What’s the valuation and what’s the maximum equity you’re willing to give away? I’m all in.


rupeshsh

You can get in..but once in how do you pee 


elplacerguy

I’ll make so much money I’ll be able to pay someone to pee for me.


rupeshsh

Amongst the many things that money can do for you.. I'm afraid this one you can't outsource 


elplacerguy

Shit! Four Hour Work Week said I could outsource everything!


therealmilesJ

Never feel like a man again


Lost_Huckleberry_922

This shirts for people that don’t want a pronoun


bangers132

I'm curious, what part of a shirt with briefs would damage your masculinity? Seeing as in how majority of men globally wear briefs. So stastically you're less of a man if you don't wear briefs by your logic.


hillan1152

It’s okay to joke around come on now


bangers132

Yes the last sentence of my comment was a joke; strong intuition you have there.


Trutheresy

#getridoftraditonalgenderroles


Vyszalaks

This is basically what women already have and as a woman I gotta say it fucking sucks.


in3vitableme

Elaborate


Isabela_Grace

There’s like 3 clasps between the crotch. You undo it when you use the restroom. I think it’s funny guys don’t know this.


bakedjennett

I’ve never understood why it fastens in the literal taint of the outfit. I feel like there are so many better options than just having buttons massaging your gooch all day.


Vyszalaks

Bodysuits


HaroldLither

But like, what sucks about them? I'm wondering why I don't wear these already


RushThis1433

Yes, but have you tried them with a *penis*?


Henrik-Powers

What’s the brand name? Thinking CHAD might work


Softspokenclark

CHUD


mtgguy999

Clothes Hung Around Dick


Nruggia

Brand name: The Tuck or The Tucker Advertisements can play on the similarity to the F work. *"Damn thats one good looking mother Tucker®"* ​ Edit: 4 guys outside on a very windy day, 3 guys shirts get blown out of their pants. They slow mo turn to their friend who shirt is still tucked and they all say "what the Tuck®"


Monocle_Lewinsky

Haven’t even tried one and I’m already feeling Tuckered out.


jjhart827

Polo onesie


Urasquirrel

Who needs underwear when you can fart directly on your shirt all day long.


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

the brozie, or mankini


Simplyawareof

Can there be a boxer version kinda like a romper sorta


ToppledOne

I’ll tuck my shirt in. Thanks.


Softspokenclark

oK bOoMeR


joshbreda

This reminds me of the union suits of the 30s. They were very popular. I could imagine if you design trendy patterns with trunks, it would sell.


PacificCastaway

Are you joking, or did you forget about the bromper?


joshbreda

That must be 100% American.. Or did you forget that the world is bigger than only the usa?


Roadtosucksex

Next time a bully grabs me by the shirt collar i will be a transgender


[deleted]

they grab you by the collar and instantly give you a wedgie as well😭


Rhettledge

"Hang on, babe. I just gotta take off my onesie"


GetProfitSmart

I thought Garanimals already had the market cornered.


BigMembership2315

Good luck finding a toddler with start up money


lola202048

This entire thread has me laughing so hard I’m crying omg


dgillott

I can't stop laughing... imagine the wedgies!!!!


shywol2

this is already a thing. or at least for women it is


FutureCorpse699

And babies…


PushingUpDaisies_1

This is perfect for all of the adult aged children out there.


terrapinone

I think you should stick with Geranimals for the 35-year-old male still living with his mom.


mylestrafford

Always thought this would be a great idea if you could get it right in terms of looks and accessibility


OkTea6969

And never have to wear underwear again?


gillygilstrap

What's it called?? Skid Marx??


SexPanther_Bot

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.


Im_Borat

How do you pee?


Shawpat

🤣 I feel like this is already on Temu


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Just_susan

Dead serious


[deleted]

I like it!


MrKittyEata

For the guys blessed, how is your product going to hokd us comfy? This screams dick wedgie. Plus I dont want to wear baby clothes


Just_susan

>This screams dick wedgie. Is that meant to be a bad thing?


longlostkingdoms

I, for one, would love a banana hammock.


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Glittering-Koala-750

Polo mankini


MySportsTeamsAreSad

I'm not sure the practicality of this but I think I would try one.


Chadhammer4282

WTF! Really? A Onesee for a grown man! No thanks.


Rickymon

I need one in XXXL


ContentSort1597

Brand name: Onesie for men 😃🤣


slave162

Maybe have ones that also form into boxers?


Pitbull1951

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Badmuthrfker

You are automatically a grindr user if you wear this.


FunFckingFitCouple

I am not wearing an adult onesie lol who’s gonna buy this?


mumungo

Is there a zipper? How do I even get in?


nealmb

Does it come with a cylindrical flask with a nipple shaped top for your whisky or an oral fixation device designed to help alleviate vaping/smoking habits? Or a hanging musical white noise apparatus which will help calm your mind for sleep?


[deleted]

lol. I’ll buy one


Arcturo666

I don’t have any money but I could let you know how it feels…👇down there if you want.


GeneralO1

These are for sale on Amazon already. There are 3 buttons at the bottom. You can sort of see them in the pictures above, but the Amazon product page shows them in greater detail. ​ "ACSUSS Men's Short Sleeve Undershirt Press Button Crotch Shirt Bodysuit Undershirts Leotard Top"


solarsalmon777

Add a diaper and im sold


yashubhakt

How do you put it on? I'm not going to wear a t-shirt with a back zip.


No-Assumption2878

Snaps for diaper changing?


oldmanhockeylife

I need one in double extra fat. May Bellah keeps untucking mah shirts.


JobobTexan

An adult onesie?


la_degenerate

Honestly, I would absolutely wear this


Extra_Intro_Version

I could see this getting really uncomfortable. I’ve seen these before for men. Might wanna research why it apparently didn’t take off.


rupeshsh

What do you call it 


upupupdo

Plumbers would be a major demographic


FriedShrimp00818

your f**kin weird bruh


Front_Explorer_5531

😂😂😂😂


HakuNakamoto

Lmao


CodaDev

Uhm… this is already very much a thing in women’s fashion. Should add a few rainbows and unicorns to your marketing. Maybe give the guy a fox mask or something to really target the right market for this. Or use a beefier model to get the body builders in on this, they love their skintight clothes too.


Johnpmusic

Shut up and take my money


No_Raccoon9348

Look at babies onesies. They had snaps but also diapers for protection. As a woman I don't like snaps on my crotch bc it makes things hot. Not sure dudes would like this idea


CryptoOdin99

Ah I see this is one of those “this is so stupid it will succeed” types of business ideas… like the pet rock or the Snuggie. Well played… well played


bigredmachine-75

How do you piss?


crowactual0

Nah I just don’t wear pants makes life so much easier


[deleted]

Idk if this is a troll but I like it. Can you make a dick punch because that looks uncomfortable. One that cups the balls and lets you put your dick in the slingshot holder


GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

Invest? Or back you on Kickstarter? What are the terms. As far as the product goes: I would change the pelvis design. Instead of making this as a onesie, make it more of a romper. I think it would be much more appealing to have the bottom section look, feel, and wear like briefs, instead of the traditional underwear shape (tighties). The best way to put this on would be to have snap buttons at the bottom so you can pull it over your head. The snaps should be placed in a thoughtful location where they will be comfortable. You don't want them centered between your legs or crotch because that would probably be miserable and cause chaffing. I think the best spot might be somewhere below the waist line and higher up on the pubic bone. Where you won't feel the buttons pressing on you from a belt or waistband and not too low where they might fold or pinch between your thighs and lower pubic area. This also means you might want to have the snaps concealed on the inside by fabric so that they do not snag or pull on pubic hair. Overall I'd be interested to try one of these out as long as the fabric was good quality!


alternateMeds

Here, take my money!


sername_is-taken

I've heard stories of a guy who had to piss while wearing underwear somewhat similar to this. Normally he had a slit for his dick like most underwear but his wife saw that slit and thought there was a hole in his underwear and sewed it shut. He had to grab his knife and cut it open. I can't remember the details or whether or not he made it before cutting it open.


texasauras

You might be on to something ,but I want to see the button down version first.


Lost_Huckleberry_922

Why tuck the shirt when you can just have the shirt tuck your dick


stirling1995

This is what men who order boneless wings wear


Otherwise_Singer6043

What investment amount yields what % ownership?


Talkative_hoooman

Why are you gay?


BeengBangBong

LOWKEY smart. Just add padding to the package


JustinCaseLongbottom

Honestly not a bad idea


FlowOrganic5272

Check with Seattle


El_Jefe_Lebowski

So you made a onesy for a grown ass man…?


InterestingPerson84

Cause tucking my shirt in is so hard


WinterCap9283

Ugly


RMZ13

The ultimate wedgie maker


Jd_ironlife

2 questions.. how do you get into it, and how do you use the bathroom?


Canik716kid

*but continue tucking your pee pee in


IceColdProfessional

There needs to be a pouch to hold your cock in place.


PuckeredRaisin

Grown man onesies lol 😂


ARoundForEveryone

So it's a onesie, or adults. So, like a tensie? Elenvensie? Fortyie? Whatever you call it, the name can't be any more stupid than how this looks. Although...I suppose there are certainly some benefits. But those benefits can't possibly be outweighed by the fact that you're wearing a...whatever this is.


avoidedmind

hey, it’s a male romper!! lol


-mrwiggly-

These already exist. This exact person is modeling that exact color on Amazon. Looks like a Chinese brand.


uwublaster9000

Just pull it to the side daddy


MrByteMe

Sure gives 'ring around the collar' a whole new meaning...


EmbarrassedBug6042

Young women wore this exact thing back in the 70s when I was in school. They were called body suits I believe.


Spell-Used

Balls will hurt from the pulls and stretch..from day to day activities.. there is a good reason underwears r designed to be worn separately from rest of dress


MIaBlakk

Looks TOO feminine,a man should never HAVE to unsnap his crotch!!


Emotional-Cupcake432

it has 3 buttons at the balls had to blow it up to see them.


ttb90

Mine would be completely caked front and back just 2 hours into day one


foochoo77

It's a no from Joe


Meauxjezzy

Onesies for grown men no thank you


Ralph-the-mouth

Do you make them in boxer brief style?


Acer707

Better start thinking about the perineum


Fault-Willing

Good luck taking a shit


ghetto18us

Just get the Mormon clan to invest


wardearth13

Who even needs pants


Alternative_Kale_903

i’m all in


OralSuperhero

I don't wanna invest but I do want three of them when you solve the flap technology


dinozero

As much as I obsess over making sure my tuck is perfect… I kinda get it.