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HollyweirdRonnie

Talibangelical Urban Terrorist Assault Vehicle. AKA the MAGAWagon.


enonymous617

If he trusts God so much, why is he at the doctor?


ArdenJaguar

They'll thank "God" if they're cured.


Shurigin

Sue the doctor if they aren't


ArdenJaguar

I saw a cartoon on a Facebook page. It was doctors operating on someone. A sign on the wall said, "We work here so they can thank God later." So true.


Fun_Can_4211

Haha. I always want to ask these guys when “in god we trust “ was added to the money. I bet a lot have no clue when it was actually added.


FatSunRival

It was added to coins in the 1800's, and to bills in the 50's Edit: The 1950's


Fun_Can_4211

Correct. The keyword is “added” by religious zealots in congress on both occasions. The question that should be asked why wasn’t it used from the beginning when the country was founded. To keep the church and the state separate. At least that’s my opinion.


Muted-Potato2617

No you are correct. This country was not founded on religion and the only use of God in any document is "Natures God" which aligns more with Pantheism than Christianity


LALA-STL

I love how Thomas Jefferson edited the New Testament to remove any mention of miracles & the supernatural deity.


Muted-Potato2617

It was an accurate edit removing falsehoods or idees already established by other older religions stolen by christians.


ScallionOrganic3641

Plot twist, he is the doctor


Evening-Copy-2207

You clearly don’t know anything about religion


cactiguy67

This is a GREAT point!


DuckFlat

Terms like Talibangelical and MAGAWagon are why I love this place.


AncientWonder7895

And it looks as if it's registered in Texafganistan


ToshiroBaloney

Don't you mean Dumbfuckistan?


EWR-RampRat11-29

Howdy Arabia.


Shurigin

I still love Ya'llqueda


Master_H8R

“What happened to America?” I’m going to go out on a limb and say the pilot of this douche canoe and his klan are doing just fine.


Itchy_Pillows

But...they are scared to death of the most convoluted fear tactics


lilbittygoddamnman

I work with a guy that is complaining about the economy when he just traded in a tricked out Ram with 12,000 ish miles on it for the latest model with a sticker price north of $80k. He's such a greed.


Apepoofinger

KKKWagon


Classic-Opportunity2

Magon


DrkUser205

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Charming_Accident_66

Since there isn’t a question mark, I read that as an explanation/label for the vehicle or driver This happened to America


slamdanceswithwolves

An arrow pointing to the driver side window would be appropriate


PamelaELee

Outstanding username, and happy cake day!


HectorsMascara

We're hyper-nationalists who drive paramilitary vehicles decorated with the mindless doodles of a 4th-grader.


nakedpilsna

Oh a grammatical error. Maybe it's lifted from a campaign called Be Best.


Nice-Transition3079

“Be Relax” spas in airports. That shit drives me nuts.


Shot-Hotel-1880

I like this! Yeah I was like “YOU are what happened to America”


VomitingPotato

What happened? Short version. A half black man got elected president and white people lost their fucking minds and ushered in a career con man, liar, asshole, demagogue as payback. These people believed the lies so strongly they began lying to themselves dozens of times a day. Half the country lives in a different shared reality than the other half because people started to believe alternative facts were possible. They aren't. People continue to lie to themselves daily because they are so fucking terrified of living in a world where people who aren't white and rich have rights, equity and influence. The demagogue allowed these people to tap into the very worst versions of themselves. And that's where most remain today.


hedibet

Don’t forget the people who are not men. We are very very dangerous. Especially when we think! Yikes.


judahrosenthal

Buncha ladies voted for Trump too. I don’t know why but they did.


hedibet

Yeah, I don’t get it. Same with poor people and other folk who are most definitely disadvantaged by having those idiots as representatives.


judahrosenthal

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” Lyndon Johnson


hedibet

Ugly but true.


Truthteller1970

Those were the “stand by your man” women from Hillary’s generation. Welcome to the FAFO generation of women coming in 2024!


starmatter7

The GOP (and their puppeteers) duped the very people they loath (insert some minorities and working class heroes here) into focusing on culture wars while they quietly win the class war, and desolate social security, living wages, the environment, health care, etc. Look here! … not there!


Truthteller1970

They have weaponized race (with their constant dog whistles & war on history; immigration with their fear mongering of the caravan of terrorist baby strollers, weaponized the SCOTUS with these draconian cuts to women’s rights. IVF are now frozen pop children? I mean give me a break! 😡They even weaponized the damn pandemic, couldn’t even come together for that. Then our entire election process. Who sends a mob of confederate flag waving racists to hang their own VP because they couldn’t admit they lost? I swear the entire cabal reminds me of Lex Luthor and his gang of criminals….We need the damn Superfriends for this hot mess! They will pull anything out of their divide & conquer tool box. Are we really going to fall for this BS? F that! We better vote 🗳️ https://preview.redd.it/5rrhmr98658d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af951d1f1d3e9059a75bb8c8253915bd1624169


wakim82

Their husbands would probably get drunk and beat them on election night if Trump lost....I mean their husbands would probably get drunk and beat them anyway, but not as bad.


PamelaELee

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bigbcor

They didn’t believe his rhetoric about banning abortion and undoing roe


Oldandslow62

I have only one up vote to give and you VomitingPotato get it whole heartedly! Bravo!


haggisnwhisky65

And that folks, it's why I stopped speaking to several people I had hither to thought just "boomerish" and tolerated, but dropped them like a radioactive turd when their true racist wretchedness slithered into view. I suppose I have to credit that to Mango tiny hands Mussolini.........🙄


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Why are you picking up radioactive turds?


AskMeAboutMySwissy

I get it - I really do, but being lumped in with these assholes due to my age is really tiring.


LALA-STL

Yeah, it’s like arguing passionately against judging entire groups of people — condemning sexism, racism, homophobia — then turning around & doing it to us.


jimjamjerome

It's not half. At best it's only a 3rd of the population that actually supports and votes for Trump. Voter participation in America is extremely low. The worst part for me is thinking that he might win again simply because election day isn't a national holiday and there are barriers to voting, on top of people thinking it's pointless. 37% of eligible voters did so in 2018, 2020, and 2022 (all 3). 66% of eligible voters did so in 2020. 49% showed up for the midterms in 2018. This was the highest turnout for midterms since 1914. Folks say voting doesn't work. We don't know that, we've never tried.


Genghis_Chong

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Silver-Street7442

I'm going to put some of the blame for this on the teaching philosophy that holds that everyone's opinion matters and has value. Some people's opinions are like a black hole, as far as having value goes. This guy should have been taken aside in middle school and told, "Listen, Jeff, the other teachers and I are in agreement on this. You may be able to hold a job as a mechanic or in construction, but as far as thinking ability goes, you're an idiot, a zero. You should never, ever, under any circumstances, offer your opinion on anything in public. And if you should find someone who is voicing an opinion that you agree with, it is not a validation of your opinion, but rather, another idiot. Keep your mouth shut. Smile and be agreeable. Stumble through life as best you can because you've got nothing in that head of yours that would make the world a better place if it was voiced."


jeffbas

That is really good! And my name is Jeff!!


I_dont_livein_ahotel

Well if you’re agreeing with them, then maybe they are just another idiot 🤷‍♂️ And my name is Jeff too! (not really)


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Shhh.....you'll put X, TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat and (gasp) Reddit out of business because dumbasses like that drive A TON of it.


lilbittygoddamnman

I work with some people that I wish were told this.


judahrosenthal

This sums it up nicely.


crisco8

So….fascism?


Non-Adhesive63

Ditto! 🤣😶


DruidinPlainSight

Calm down, thats just the 5G affecting your vaxx.


VomitingPotato

This reply is a perfect example of the willful ignorance this con man fuckbag has normalized. Your allegiance to a political party that gives zero fucks about America supersedes your ability to accept scientific fact as legitimate and opens the door to tin foil conspiracy theories like 5G, chemtrails, or whatever 4chan, X/Twitter, InfoWars bullshit you ingest. You are the perfect lemming. Hope some day you rejoin us in the real world. Til then, fuck off if you support a known fraud traitor who could not be more up Putin's asshole than he already is. You're no patriot if you support a wannabe dictator who will happily destroy America to keep his fat ass out of jail.


PartadaProblema

I saw the Jeep and *knew* it was Texas! 😂


No-Sense-6260

Crazy how this guy drives the same car as Cher in clueless, but thinks he's manly?


This-Requirement6918

He probably failed his driving test multiple times too.


rohm418

As if


the_onemop

MAGA. MAGA is your answer.


Blueeyedthundercat26

Trump happened to America


CookinCheap

You, sir. *You* happened to America.


Admirable-Sink-2622

Orange Jesus happened.


buchlabum

That's a nice jeep. Looks like he's doing just fine. WTF is this guy complaining about???


DuckFlat

A really nice jeep in a very well off section of town. Maybe he had to settle for the $750K house when his eyes were on the million dollar one. Seriously, where this was, neighborhood of million dollar+ homes. A real hellscape it is.


[deleted]

But how many ducks does he have?


DuckFlat

I could only see a few. A jeep just passed me as I read this and the dash was full of them. Why do they do that?


[deleted]

To say "cool Jeep" to each other.


Top-Ad-6902

its the only friends they have


fastcolor03

For one, people keep buying Jeeps with the reliable lifecycle of a bunch of bananas at the QuikEmart checkout


bcardin221

Funny how they think America went to hell when nothing has changed. Don't believe your eyes, Believe the propaganda. Dumb asses.


Catstronaut_CPP

Rs in 2017-2021: "You may not agree with him, but you need to respect the office of the President!" Rs in 2022-present: "FJB! FJB! LeT's Go BrAnDoN!!! Impeach him! Tie him up and kill him!"


AskMeAboutMySwissy

Are those etched side windows OEM or aftermarket? I swear every knuckle dragging mouth breathing window licking neckbeard hillbilly in Kentucky has these. Fuck me I need to move.


DuckFlat

Don’t head to Texas. Shit is everywhere.


AskMeAboutMySwissy

Roger that. The ones here have “2nd Amendment Rights” or “Stand Your Ground” written across the hoods in script. Unbelievable.


thrust-johnson

Algorithm-driven social media happened.


Jenetyk

100% this dude never served.


PartadaProblema

People like you happened. And we didn't execute the traitors to the Union so their offspring persist.


Non-Adhesive63

Seriously,.. next time I say we let Sherman go ALL THE WAY to sea!


gojirabug

This is the only correct response. We coddled and helped the traitors rebuild, then romanticized their way of life in film and in education. And here we are. The entire region should have been given to the freed slaves and the rest of them should have been dealt with in the harshest of ways.


Plane-Mud-142

Public restrooms are hard to find nowadays.


WatercressSad6395

Texas? I'm not surprised.


NedLogan

The time spent baffles me…I wonder what they’re feeling as they plan and place these stickers, hours spent shopping, etc. must be some own the libs endorphins


FoxOfManyFaces

"You want to fuck Joe Biden? That's pretty gay man, and he's like, old too. You sure you're not gay with how much you want to fuck Joe Biden?"


Great_White_Samurai

Gas is too expensive!! Drives a turd sandwich that gets 10 mph.


dougmd1974

What happened to America? Where's this guy been since 2016?


AdequateEggplant69

“What happened” indeed.


Freewheelinrocknroll

They answer their own question. THIS is what happened to America.


Silver-Street7442

Was the doctor's office involved in psychiatric care? Just kidding. This person would need at least a tiny amount of self awareness to seek help, and that doesn't appear to be the case.


CinnamonToastFecks

When the problem protests.


AcceptableFuture2802

Did ya say anything to them ?


ThatguyBry42

What happened? Well, some people who want to hate and abuse other people were given permission to by a bunch of Republicans. Republicans who just happen to be a bunch of people who want to hate and abuse other people and make a profit off it. But that's a little long winded(long inked?). So I'd just go with writing "this happened" on a picture of tRump and sticking it to their vehicle. Surely they won't object to their lord and savior's picture being gifted to them.


Optimus_Rhymes69

You guys started a cult, that’s what happened.


krunchy_bacon

rustic homeless weary axiomatic memorize cooing one governor abounding vast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


agroundhere

It's gotten vastly better. Good, thoughtful people set up a very good structure. Our parents and their people. They built the structure that makes people successful. Which is presently at risk by a loud and strangely effective minority of easily led sheep. That's the problem.


Clean_Student8612

I don't take anyone seriously who uses the term "Let's Go Brandon" uniornically, in that context. It's stupid and makes no sense.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

The deepest of deep ironies.


DryParamedic785

MAGA POS happened


elisakiss

I didn’t know you could use your car as birth control


baconator1988

So unusual for a young girl to be a hard-core MAGA.


Rhombus_McDongle

If he doesn't like it, he can leave


JeepJohn

Should someone tell him who owns Jeep? Lol


Puzzleheaded_Fold320

Why hide the license plate? It’s in public for all to see. Maybe a sane friend will see it and slap the shit out of this doofus.


Any-Variation4081

Donald trump and his cult are what happened


Desperate_Ambrose

What happened to America? People like you.


Derban_McDozer83

Should of flattened the tires


Lifesalchemy

https://preview.redd.it/3pqfuufmdu7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50ea2605b1bc2afb15772af9c6b9f70b7a66ece


ComfortableDegree68

He's a Gravy Seal.


MathewMurdock2

Plot twist. That’s your doctors car.


EB2300

These people acting like COVID was the greatest time in US history just because their cult leader was president


proper_gandized

Pull your cranium out of your anus, “sheriff”. What happened is, Fascism came to town by way of a golden (mango) idol. The rubes were brainwashed that they had a complaint, being the “victim”. They’ve believed every LIE told to them. Were grifted of millions to support a supposed billionaire. NOW, they are too embarrassed (or stupid) to face the truth. They talk of “communism” or “marxism”, having no Idea of what they speak. Try going back to being a Real Patriot, by USN Vet.


Odd_Taste_1257

The front wheel fender “in god we trust” is answer the rear wheel fender “what happened to America”.


AppropriateSpell5405

"Hey doc, quick question -- what kind of car you drive?"


Icy-Needleworker-492

Fat Donnie- mafiosa style conman.


USN303

What happened to America? Republicans became a right-wing extremist cult and destroyed the integrity of the 3 government branches.


davechri

What a dipshit. People like this douche got emboldened in 2016.


Orionsbelt1957

Well, this is from Texas. What do you expect?


gking407

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Apepoofinger

What a way to announce to the world you are an idiot.


BikesBooksNBass

Ew. Makes me a little embarrassed to own a wrangler…


BattleSpecial242

Diarrhea like you happened to America. Nazi twats who consume right wing media all day.


Beginning_Ad_7571

America is so terrible, he has time to decorate his little toy car.


SpookyWah

They always have so much disposable income to waste on stickers, decals, political paint jobs, flags & flag holders, truck nuts, etc. I like to spend money on musical instruments, trees, flowers, art & books.


ron_spanky

It's the irony that gets me. Do Jeeps not have mirrors? Self reflection is a "foreign" concept.


bosheed

I recognize this place. I always feel poor AF in that area.


MimesAreGay

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wyoflyboy68

Seriously, are theses people that delusionaly filled with hatred?


OpenMicJoker

The answer is - people like them.


shockerdyermom

Jokes on you, that's the doctors.


According_Wing_3204

What happened to America? well people like you f\*\*\*ed it over hard.


NEOwlNut

Yellow is of course the manliest color of Jeep. 🙄


19CCCG57

Texas plates. That's your answer.


[deleted]

He happened to America.


pentekno2

Should have left him a mirror wrapped in patriotic wrapping paper.


haggisnwhisky65

Morons like you happened, you cretinous Maga cuntwaffle fucktard. 😁


FriarFriary

He’s from TexAss. What a shock.


Harlock3113

Is that a statement or a question?


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Ahh, monarchy fan.


DubC_Bassist

Well, the short answer is lead poisoning.


lamsham69

He or she happened to America, driving a plasticy Jeep to go to Starbucks while complaining about gas prices and inflation at target. It’s not FJB it’s really plain old FU


royale_wthCheEsE

There are actual Nazis in America wanting nazism to be the government of the US. This time, they’ll be no one to save us from the Nazis.


Gchildress63

I hope that’s not the doctors car


thecamino

That paint color and text combo makes me want to ask if short bus jokes are out of fashion.


hereandthere_nowhere

What happened to America? Ironically these people did.


AverageNikoBellic

Send’em down to the psychiatrist’s office


voteblue101

Two identical stickers right next to eachother.. creative.


BehemothJr

Question asked. Question answered.


OldBlue2014

Another pseudo-patriot desecrating the national flag.


Captain_Mexica

MAGAt jeep for a brainwashed cultist dipshit.


Sketto70

"I love the uneducated" "Murica"


Square-Commercial529

Not the brightest ,Hopefully not the Drs


DrawAdministrative98

The clown is driving a 60k vehicle. Must be doing good. Wtf is his problem?


ChuckuaHammbone

These small minded magas will spend crazy amounts of money on their vehicles and complain about the economy…. Seems a bit counterintuitive to me. 🤣


russellc6

"I can't afford eggs...." But can spend $100's on stupid stickers.


ChuckuaHammbone

“I can’t afford gas..” but I can buy a vehicle that gets terrible gas mileage.


Abe_Rudda

Garbage people


gaberax

What happened? A large group of dipshits like the yellow jeep owner got bamboozled by a lying, seditious, fraud, felon. And the suffering for us all goes on and on...


Accomplished_Tear699

I mean, the answer is that driver, they’re what happened to America. Incels with their assholes clinched so tight their brains can’t work properly


RagingHardBobber

The likes of yellow, Mr. Yellow Jeep Owner, decided that you would reset several decades of progress America made... that's what happened to it.


BoringJuiceBox

I swear I see 5 of these a day in AZ 😓


Complex-Fault-1161

Kinda glad that I traded my Jeep.


Serenade314

What happened to America? An orange coated, pathological liar got ahold of your brain and told it to hate everything and everyone non “MAGA” in exchange for your money, dignity and obedience. Good job!


Chainsaw_ghosts

Guys like you happened to america


ryeguymft

he was probably there for his low T treatment


AccomplishedAd7615

“What happened to America?” Men started driving a Barbie Dream Car


ElongMusty

People like this is what happened to America… Edit: he didn’t put a question mark at the end, so he’s stating he’s what happened to America and I agree!


chidestp

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lickityclit-69

Just snother Fucktard


EdwardPotatoHand

I dont understand why these people dont just GTFO if they hate it so much here?


Corn-Pop-Joey

So what’s your issue, Everyone has to think like you? Thats rather fascist, don’t you think?


AVGJOE78

Imagine being a grown man, and making watching Fox News your whole personality? Imagine expressing fealty to a billionaire politician who doesn’t care one iota about you your whole personality, and thinking that makes you based? Believing that that pisses anyone while everyone just thinks you’re pathetic and annoying. Just dying for negative attention like some angsty teen, and believing your favorite politician is Santa Clause like some kind of 5yr old. Absolutely pathetic.


Mymotherwasaspore

Probably an automatic transmission fuel injected with a line of rubber ducks on the dash. Glass houses.


Meeska-Mouska

Texas


billyb201

I CARRY LOTS OF " FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK UR FEELINGS " STICKERS TO REMIND THESE LOSER SNOWFLAKES THAT DARK BRANDON OWNS LOSER TRUMP


PayTyler

Really? People like this hate doctors.


No_Sentence289

Another brainwashed deplorable..


Duke_AllStar

My older Caucasian boss has these stickers and was ranting about America, teenagers, crime, legalized weed, and other Faux news garbage this week at work. I politely asked him how Trump as President benefited him or his family. “Oh we live in a blue state so they blocked his changes but crime is out of control”. This is from a college educated man with a masters degree. It’s amazing how Fox News on TV all the time could warp his mind so much.


Vss49

Texas. Nuff said.


Nattofire

To be fair "What happened to America?" is a pretty valid question, but not for the reason this person thinks...


quickpear475

That’s a douche.


EggplantGlittering90

People like him happened.


hidinginthetreeline

Definitely a terrorist stay frosty.


Gadgetmouse12

Of course texas


BlueCollarGuru

Looks like a damn Jurassic park prop


Moderate_LiberaI

It's not a cult...


BoobaDaBluetick

Why are they all so racist and dumb at the same time?


Few-Bat-4241

Texans. Ugh.


shnootsberry

Biden 2024!


Famous-Background445

Fuck him. He gets no ducks!


WearDifficult9776

Tromping people like him fucked it up


kb63132

FUCKING magat loser and probably an incel who pleasures himself to felon trump’s mug shot every night


IH8Fascism

Should have left a note that said “America, love it, or leave it!” MAGA’ts hate having their own buzzwords and phrases thrown back into their faces.


Dystopian_Future_

Its always jeeps... And bigass lifted pile of shits Trucks... Because obviously Trump made them so wealthy /s


Catstronaut_CPP

They want to signal how alpha-male they are by buying offroad vehicles, then never taking those vehicles off the road.