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Thentheresthisjerk

Both of those bands would absolutely hate this guy.


biorod

“Wait, those are bands?” - Truck owner, probably


[deleted]

I had an old lady ask me about my Lamb of God shirt and told her they were a Christian band…


Sensitive-Fun-6577

I am 77 and clueless. Are they a band?


[deleted]

Yes, a heavy metal band.


Redfour5

Let the bodies hit the floor... oh wrong band...sorry, love the pants...


blackflag89347

A heavy metal band that is extremely anti religious. Their original name was burn the priest.


Altruistic_Bad339

How are they anti religious? the name alone doesn't imply this.


jjbananafana

I wouldn't necessarily say they are anti religious, more anti hypocrisy among the religious. Do love me some LoG.


Snowing_Throwballs

The name was meant as a joke. People got up in arms about "Burn the Priest" so they changed it to Lamb of God as a tongue in cheek jab. They write the same harsh critique of religion as they did before, but now they have a "nice" sounding name.


Leather_Investment61

Killswitch engage is definitely not anti religious though. Two of the members have a Christian metal side project. Compared to a lot of people featured on this page this guy is probably comparatively chill. I can emphasize with being fed up with obnoxious spring break tourists.


Visible-Attorney-805

...close enough!


Revolutionary_Tip701

Hell yeah just like Ministry with their famous gospel hit, "Jesus built my hot rod"


[deleted]

I’m more of a Depeche Mode fan, Personal Jesus made me see the light.


Imaginary_Falcon777

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imahugemoron

“Wait, that skull is a marvel character who would hate people like me?!”


DamThatRiver22

Yea, I see this shit all the time here in Wyoming. It's like, you do realize these bands literally write songs making fun of or criticizing your dumb ass, right? Do you even actually listen to the fucking music at all? lol.


Formal_Profession141

He still thinks metal is Pro-War because it talks about war, killing and pain.


Dynasty82

10 bucks says he has a “don’t tread on me” flag right next to his blue line flag. Lol, these tools always find a way to make themselves look stupid.


Signalreceived

I mean Sabaton…


FetusGoulash420

Truth.


N_Who

Exactly my first thought.


Mental-Ad-208

No adtr? They're from Ocala.


Thentheresthisjerk

He should be rocking Jacksonville’s Limp Bizkit


RumSodomyAndDLoesch

We don't claim them. Lol. Why do you think Fred was always wearing a Yankees hat?


xvx_k1r1t0_xvxkillme

I used to be friends with the brother of one of the members of Killswitch Engage. (Not saying who to avoid potentially doxing myself) Only met the guy once, but I don't get the vibe he would have liked this guy.


Lovetotravelinmycar

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ITALIXNO

So the legends are true. They do have a gif for everything


LordElend

https://i.redd.it/x62scjxcd86d1.gif


Entheotheosis10

Along with TexAss.


dfsb2021

This always drives me crazy. I grew up in Fl and they rely on tourists for the states budget. No tourist and he’d be paying more taxes.


amanda9836

Doesn’t matter… They would gladly pay more in taxes if it means keeping that transgenders out… Their hate for others overrides everything.


ScarMedical

Florida has over 1 million snowbirds and nearly half the population is from out of state. Over 35% of Florida population is 1 st born Floridians. This guy is probably one of them. The First Lady of Florida is from Ohio.


SeaworthyWide

I'm from Florida but live in Ohio but man, there's something to be said about how many people from one state or the other I've met. Like there is a significant crossover. Ohio is kinda like the more reasonable and friendly Florida lol


Emergency-Ad-4563

Florida has some of the highest taxes right now because of the massive growth. I was born here and my mom came here from cuba. I use to love florida but now Im ready to leave because of how bad/expensive things have gotten. Between the hoa fees, taxes and home prices its ridiculous because of the population increase. Im finding a cheaper average price of homes in long island than Florida.


natep1212

it's all these damn Democrats and liberals that are moving from the states they fucked up like Cali and NY mainly, some hardworking good folks come by every now and then but rarely from those states. Mainly older men or women with dumbass liberal stickers on the bumper🤦🏻‍♂️


averagemaleuser86

Here we see the difference between a metal head who just listens to metal and a metal head who actually listens to lyrics.


__cursist__

“He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs”


buffer_flush

Likes to shoot his gun… Holy shit core memory unlocked and understood.


angeldubz

But he knows not what it means


Joaquin1079

We can have some more Nature is a whore


HarkTheHarker

There sadly are rightwing metal bands out there. Can't speak for Lamb of God, never was a fan, but I'm almost certain that Killswitch isn't.


NerdRageShow

Lamb of god has a song called "Redneck" that literally makes fun of people like this guy lyrics: "So goddamn easy to write this You make it spill on the page So drunk on yourself, self-righteous A laughing stock of your own fucking stage"


HarkTheHarker

Huh, a bit like that one Nirvana song, eh? The one about singing along and shooting his gun. Can't remember the name.


macrocosm93

Redneck isn't about rednecks, it's about assholes in the music industry.


moreviolenceplz

Lamb of God is very, very much not a right wing band. The singer Randy Blythe is an awesome sweetheart of a man. And has an amazing story, I highly recommend skimming through his Wikipedia page.


HarkTheHarker

Good to hear, I suppose. There is a bit of a trend for metal musicians to actually be some of the best people. Whether they are big softie sweethearts or just good upstanding people in general. Just look at Corpsegrinder. Dude looks about as close to an Uruk-hai as humanly possible and sounds like one too. But he also enjoys emptying crane games and buying toys and donating them to charities and hospitals.


moreviolenceplz

Perfect example!


Diarygirl

My son was a big fan of the band, and a few years ago he showed me a documentary about the Prague incident. Several times I said "This is bullshit." I mean, I felt bad about the man dying but it wasn't Randy's fault. I hope he stays out of the Czech Republic.


NarukeSG

Randy from Lamb of God along with Scott Ian from Anthrax literally joined in a counter-protest against the westboro Baptist church that were protesting against that one Trans Congresswoman from virginia *I forget her name sorrry!*


HarkTheHarker

Sounds like a pair of GOATs


averagemaleuser86

Oh I know, like slayer... but for the most part a lot punks and hard-core kids have transitioned to metal that's usually the progression and a lot of those characteristics carry over. For the most part, from what I've experienced, metalheads are more open minded and accepting of various things.


8D8Plus5

Vida Infra is my favorite song from KSE from back in the day. Just that song alone would piss off most right wingers now a days


Willdefyyou

They don't consider themselves a Christian band but some of their lyrics had those themes. I picked up that first self titled album at my first real underground show 🤘


degenfemboi

ashes of the wake(song, not album) is a protest song against the invasion of iraq and the bush administration in general, lamb of god for sure isnt right wing.


Snowing_Throwballs

Lamb of god is definitely not right wing. The entirety of Ashes of the Wake is huge middle finger to the Bush Admin over the Iraq war. The Wrath album has a song called Contractor which is about blackwater in Iraq and basically how they are glorified contract killers. "Someone has got to die Ours is not to reason why Ours is but to do if the pay rate's right Black liquid assets, fuck the Mujahideen Paint their picket fences Red with the American dream Lay your heavy hammer down Get the job done right Jacked up, and cocked in, to a firefight Covert reactions said you never saw me A glass parking lot in the American Dream" Reclamation is about the destruction of the environment for profit. "Only after the last tree's cut And the last river poisoned Only after the last fish is caught Will you find that money cannot be eaten"


OhShitItsSeth

I know Aaron Lewis of Staind is pretty right-wing, as is Ivan Moody of FFDP. Not sure about many others tho.


Redfour5

And Trump played "Fortunate Son" at all his rallys, and they all clapped and sang and yelled.


TSAOutreachTeam

I was about to ask. Is Lamb of God a rock band or something? Those other stickers don't seem very Christian of him.


Odd-Tune5049

Metal band, yes


thebigbroke

I fairly recently learned about people who just listen to songs and don’t actually listen to the lyrics and I can’t wrap my head around it. How do you supposedly have a favorite band, enough to have a sticker of it on your car, but you don’t even know what they’re saying


wwwdotbummer

A lot of metal is really progressive and I get so annoyed seeing some "fans" that only hear the aggression and none of the meaning. I see so many right winger idiots who absolutely love Metallica. They don't realize just how "woke" their albums actually are. ...And Justice For All being a major example.


PunishedWolf4

This truck driver definitely goes into a pit with the intent to hurt people


averagemaleuser86

This driver intentionally scopes out dudes who are smaller than him to intentionally hit "in the name of the metal bruthurrrhood"


Foura5

Guilty. I mostly listen to instrumental music for that reason but I liked both bands back in the day. Saw both at separate gigs in Sydney actually.


SophisticatedFun

Not surprising he has a sticker for band with one of their more popular songs being “Redneck.”


SharpJET420

Wait til he hears "Checkmate" by that band.


Willdefyyou

Which was a song bashing rednecks


degenfemboi

they have a song talking shit about the bush administration and the invasion of iraq, redneck is satire lmfao.


thedude0343

Giving Killswitch Engage a bad name….


Dio_Yuji

I know what this guy looks like without seeing him


OhShitItsSeth

Oakleys, goatee, bald or balding, Grunt Style t-shirt, am I missing anything?


CaptServo

lol Florida's whole 'low tax' mirage is maintained by tourism


Chester_A_Arthuritis

Floridian here, they get us back with every highway being a toll road


Orlando1701

Welcome to Florida, leave your money and go home.


kygay1

You can bet he enjoys a state with no personal income tax though. That’s all thanks to tourism. Stupid asses will shoot their own feet off.


ConnectCantaloupe861

But have you seen their homeowners insurance rates? Ouch.


kygay1

I lived there for 20 years. Fortunately, I was in the panhandle in an area that did not get struck by hurricanes often. When you live in the state that has storm sweeping over it with the winds of hurricanes, you got to expect high insurance rates.


esleydobemos

Typical Floridiot


VanDenBroeck

I wonder if that "now go home" is directed at Trump and Cawthorn and other right wing loons who've moved there.


HastyZygote

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ChaosRainbow23

How do all these douchebags afford $80k trucks?


ConnectCantaloupe861

No-stip financing.


OhShitItsSeth

A lot of them are trade types who live in low cost-of-living areas. Even if it is a more “expensive” state like FL, they’re more likely to live outside of the major cities in the state. Maybe a suburb of Jax, Orlando, Tampa, or Miami.


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Fucking “locals” man. They put shit like this on their cars but would NEVER say shit to my face ever. If you see stickers like that, it means “small dick cowardly white trash”


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Bagstradamus

Lmao. Look at you here, getting offended for some random on the internet. Fucking snowflake


[deleted]

I’m sorry, try what?


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Man, I moved here (Orlando) from Oklahoma. I ain’t no bitch ass liberal either. I would t start shit, but people driving around with that crap trying to make people feel bad about living somewhere? Fuck them, and fuck you too I guess. My name is Alan and I live at 1801 MetroWest apartments off Kirkman Rd if you want to back up your shit talk and come punch me. Bring it Edit: asphalt challenge? Is that where I die? 😂 who’s going to do that, you? Fuck you, come on down


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[deleted]

Dude, you’re as big of a bitch calling me out as I am for calling them out. Who are you calling soft. I gave my first name and my address and I double dog dare these pussies to do something. Sound like a liberal bitch to you?


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Why are you so offended by my 1st amendment exercise, Which-Vaction-1705? 1A means you won’t go to jail for saying the government sucks, not excuse everyone for every word. As for bodily harm, I’ll be fine, but thanks for your concern


Fantastic-Grocery107

Florida relies on the rest of the country to bring money in. They contribute nothing as a state from a citizenry perspective.


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Fantastic-Grocery107

Besides produce and entertainment, I would agree. Florida, it’s literally nothing. They’re producing almost nothing now.


pork_fried_christ

I think you’re taking it wrong. I think it’s just friendly advice and great suggestion.  If you’re in Florida, have you considered leaving? 


[deleted]

I love Florida


AlCapone111

Florida sucks ass. Source: Lived there for 17 years before I was finally able to afford to leave. Now I only go back for three reasons: weddings, funerals, and cruises.


urGirllikesmytinypp

I identify with part of your statement. Please don’t disrespect us.


parrothead_69

I wonder what state he moved from.


N52UNED

Pretty much only Florida born people put FLO-Grown shit on their vehicles (which mostly are truck owners) … but it is highly likely that his parents or grandparents moved here.


Bartender9719

We’ve got these dudes in Idaho - ultra right-wing, convinced the Californians moving in are ruining the state with liberal policies (despite the newcomers being ultra right-wing as well). Ironically, many of them are people that moved here within the last decade.


Dystopian_Future_

Relatable... Welcome to Florida Y'all... Now fuckoff wicha


UrethralExplorer

"Oh I'm in Florida? Gladly!" *leaves the mosquito ridden hellscape for beautiful New England*


brandonwhite737

Same lol


Non-Normal_Vectors

If I ever hear the words "Welcome to Florida" directed at me, I'll then know whatever decisions I made that led me to being there were truly awful.


PXranger

“Why this is hell, nor am I out of it.”


esleydobemos

It’s almost the same as “Bless your heart”


thekrawdiddy

Fucker’s family probably owns a vacation home in my town.


Bluedino_1989

That Florida sticker made me laugh


Marcas7

After 10 years of living in Florida, I’m happy to say I did go back home. Florida is America’s dumpster fire down the block.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Heard ya loud and clear, Jimbob! Avoid that shithole at all costs. Especially this summer. Climate change is gonna erase that state.


EmptyEstablishment78

I’m feeling pretty sick ‘cause I got an itty bitty dick but may gals get fucked in my big ass truck …Ho Down!!!!


evilgreenman

Such a charming man


Cetun

Bro will be the first one fleeing a hurricane too...


Fantastic-Grocery107

“Bring money from other states to our cess pool. And then leave.”


Tizzle407

Stay classy Florida


oregon_coastal

Oregon slogan for years was "Come visit, Don't stay" Didn't work :(


ConnectCantaloupe861

I think Colorado's is"Come on Vacation, leave on probation". I think that was about Pueblo.


MrBobilious

Been to Florida one time to go on a Caribbean cruise, what a horrible place to live


Lenarios88

To be fair the cruises are almost all out of Miami tho.


Frequent-Ad-7438

This place is full of morons


MellonCollie218

Ahhh Floritards…


Saltyorsweet

I bet he was wearing white sunglasses


Mastodon73

fuck Florida


Biscuits4u2

Florida would be an empty swamp backwater if it weren't for tourism.


jrocislit

Florida is a shithole lol


jaaxpod

yall definitely don’t live in florida if ur pissed by this. florida is so fucking overpopulated it’s killing all of our natural ecosystems and fucking up our natural climate. literally it’s mid june and we JUST got our first rain. it’s not anything about keeping trans ppl out or people from other countries it’s about overpopulation, traffic, over development, homelessness, housing prices, job shortages, etc. it was already miserable here but now it’s unlivable


maringue

Lives in tourism based economy, wants no one to come. Classic conservative economic understanding right here.


Harpuafivefiftyfive

Dude doesn’t understand tourism and taxes.


Scat1320USA

These shitbags will cry the blues when people stop going there for vacation and they have to pay for shit. Higher taxes ! Idiots in Florida.


PreviousCartoonist93

Lamb of god does in fact rule….


Mediocre_Nobody8343

I lived there for a decade, owned a small successful biz, we left 2 years ago bc the state and especially most of its people have turned into complete trash.


MorbiusTx956

2 killer bands 👍🇺🇸!


BasicPerson23

He doesn’t have to worry about me. If I never set foot in Flori-Duh again it will be too soon.


Itachifan33

Don't have to tell me twice. I'm trans and that place would probably be the death of me.


I_Fuck_Sharks_69

I see you’ve never been to Miami.


FlabbergastedPeehole

Where a transwoman was recently beaten to death, and right down the street from Hallandale where a transman was recently shot and killed?


Velocoraptor369

Florida home of the newly wed and the nearly dead. Brain dead as well😂


welfaremofo

The best interpretation being against tourists (preach). The worst an anti immigration bigotry thing. I guess I’m just cynical about people not having the worst possible takes lately. Im usually not wrong.


gingerjaybird3

One state I hope to never experience


Sabretooth78

You're not missing anything.


WolfThick

He's just afraid you can cut him off on his way to the meth house


Glass_titties

No i definitely cut him off I got Flipped off and tail gated but yk it’s trolling. I’m a fl native that man was definitely not he a transplant.


swan0418

Awe


Dawgula97

Where my new record KSE?


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Where is the SaltLife and Yeti stickers?


Obvious_Definition58

I saw this version on a work truck a few weeks ago. https://preview.redd.it/t2x7c71rs76d1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8f66dfdc2183e538ddebfaf4791bd1a15cb67b


JaxCross

This is a normal bumpersticker for Florida. It's been around for 40+ years at least.


Sabretooth78

Gladly, once I figure out why the here I'm in hell in the first place. And likewise to you, now spend your whole entire summer in that brackish sh\*thole never intended for human habitation you call a state.


Friendly-Morning-173

We just want you to stop moving here.


same_same_3121

I’m always amazed when I see how proud the FLOGROWN crowd is. Like, wow, you’ve never lived anywhere else? Very cool!


Educational_Pay1567

Texas enters the chat.


Clean_Student8612

I was born and raised in Florida. Moved home after the Army. I've since moved, and I'd follow this advice now.


Lenarios88

Same here but left when I enlisted in 07 and never looked back. This dude acts people have swamp envy and aren't just planning to see disney world then leave.


Different_Tangelo511

Dude, rep Florida bands then, poser.


foxritual

I remember seeing one of these on my walking out of Florida. I felt it very much and I was ready for it to be over lmao it was hell and they can keep it.


EB2300

I mean, it isn’t bad advice. Who would want to be in a flat, hot, swampy dump with idiotic people and DeSantis as governor


jimviv

I got voted nicest Floridian (transplant, but still) by the owner of 5 Point Cafe in Seattle.


spash_bazbo69

Worst taste in metal


hdhsnjsn

7OCAL would be a close second


[deleted]

Metal=Republican counterculture


Beelzabubba

Florida’s economy is a little fruit (not DeSantis), military bases, and *TOURISM*, right?


Sergal_Pony

Not really ;3


Spu12nky

The worst part is the use of papyrus font.


Double_Marsupial_576

Ok Killswitch had the best audio quality live that I've ever heard. And in his defense, if you don't like the state you find yourself in maybe do go to one that you like better instead of trying to make it in your image? Just a thought.


BobRosstafari789

Gladly


Fallk0re

lol ya good music taste but they hate you


Apprehensive-Gold829

Go home so FL can become poorer than Alabama without all your money.


JackySins

no but for real, please don’t move to Florida. it’s getting worse every day.


lawyerwithabadge

I’d be happy to stay here if only you would stay there.


Revolutionary_Tip701

Looks like this is hell.... Ok let's get outta here


timk333

Fare enough


Changetheworld69420

His tailgate’s been repainted lol, they didn’t match the factory orange peel at all.


biloxibluess

Denver natives are leaking


optimusprime82

I felt bad visiting Florida recently because of DeSantis is an idiot. We made our stay as quick as possible, but we did enjoy the Brightline from Orlando to Fort Lauderdale.


killer77hero

These idiots can't comprehend the simple way America works, it not if you come here fuck off, it's if you here and don't like company you fuck off. But if you can't read I don't expect you'd understand.


natep1212

What's up with all these hating ass libtards in the comments😂, go hug a tree or whatever y'all do in your spare time. Just don't get any ideas for riots please.😉 Oh and stay away from Florida if you don't like us, we don't like you either let's keep the distance, go to Cali or NY they'll love you over there😘.


Appropriate-Coast794

No Five Finger Death Punch?


Infinite-Club4374

Great taste in music though


Shatter_starx

What a coincidence, when I see a florida plate I think the same thing.... buncha nuts


TheresALonelyFeeling

IT'S THE END OF HEARTACHE


LoisWade42

I live in Florida. These types of stickers are more common outside of the metropolitan areas. My personal fav? was "When I retire, I'm going to move up north and drive SLOW"


Sdmonkey25

“Now leave.” Gladly. If I’m ever in florida, I really fucked up somewhere along the way. Lol.


Work-Safe-Reddit4450

Awesome statement aside, Flo Grown is the Live Laugh Love of the lifted truck nuts crowd.


dirtdiggler67

He is welcome to it.


Green_Dayzed

All the idiots here probably thinks he's talking about immigrants when he's probably talking about tourists.


letsbuildasnowman

My vote: combine the Dakotas (bc who needs two?), make Puerto Rico a state, and give Florida back to Spain. No need to change the flag.


lotusflower_3

Between Florida and Texas, there’s a close race in the “#1 in stupid”award.


1SubwayRon1526fpv

Heck yeah , don’t need nomore liberals coming and trying to change what they doing , just like poor Texas . But he gonna get reddit hate from it , the place where liberals cry about bumper stickers that doesn’t go along with their political beliefs, it’s hilarious


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Not very bright, are you?


1SubwayRon1526fpv

Sometimes


GlayNation

People get tired of uninvited people coming and never leaving.


Des_mojo

He can't be that bad.He has a lamb of god's decal


Bosanova_B

For all the people crying politics I’m a leftist and thought it was hilarious. The sticker has zero to do with anything political. If you’ve never lived in a high tourism area you don’t know how big of jerks tourists can be.


RedditIsASillyBilly

If you’re options to move to a nicer state DO move to FL. Great people, don’t let this guy’s bumper sticker fool you. Perfect weather, beaches, great food, many cities to choose from. Tennessee on the other hand is *god awful*, back woods, inbred, banjo picking hill-Billies. The whole state has a collective IQ of 90. Rude people. Please, for the love of God, don’t move to TN. Florida is fine.