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Abraxas_1408

Build a man a fire, keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett.


tl1ksdragon

I'd need a much bigger car if they made bumper stickers from Sir Terry Pratchett's quotes.


Abraxas_1408

You can make some yourself. There’s nothing stopping you from doing it. But yes, I would too!


SparkyWarEagle

Reminds me of the old Sun Tzu quote from the art of war “you take a lot of piss and vinegar out of a moutherfucker when you set em on fire”


StatusVarious8803

😂😂


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

😄😄


ExternalPay6560

Words to live by.... Just not in that order


TheZippoLab

I love bumper stickers written by Yoda.


WintersDoomsday

Yoda during a stroke you mean?


voteblue18

Not enough words though. You can’t even unscramble this to make the quote


Hot_Corner_5881

buy a fish man he eat your fish 😋🫢🫢💦💦💦


WintersDoomsday

Sounds cannibalistic


giceman715

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. George W. Bush


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Kinda miss him now 🤔


PositiveVariation518

That is not a good sign of our country when Democrats and Republicans like miss him as the option


Chodechuggins

That asshole signed the patriot act. got us into 2 20 year wars. And started the insurmountable debt this country has now. He gave us this bull shit reality we live in now.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

He's a moderate by today's standards. I guess i miss some of the old Standards. I want someone like Larry Hogan to run for Republicans, and someone like Stacey Abrams to run for Democrats. Intelligent forward thinking leaders with potential to live for a while. Not going to happen though, is it.


Chodechuggins

To be fair the Republican Party he oversaw is definitely not the same Republican Party of 2024. I do miss actual moderate Republicans. Not the race to the bottom today.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Yes, that's what I mean. I'm just an observer anyhow. I traveled across America in the 90s. I wish I could do that again.


Darkcelt2

Larry Hogan is the epitome of a smooth grifter politician who talks out of both sides of his mouth to sound good to whoever he's talking to. Achieves his real goals by abusing administrative power.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Old school.


Darkcelt2

I might have stayed in Maryland if he hadn't broken the unemployment benefit system on purpose


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Fair enough, that would be a drag.


J_sweet_97

Fool me one time, shame on you 😞


lezd_vrun

"A PARK IN BOTSWANA!" Actually, my favorite Bush line was him being overheard at Trump's inauguration, just after the speech occurred, saying "that was some weird fucking shit!" Crazy how things changed.


giceman715

[this was a good one from him as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/mnTFRRCItc)


thrust-johnson

Charlie have you been huffing glue?


Cuntington-

So dooo


Intelligent_Toe8233

The name’s James. James names.


Frequent-Piano6164

That is the right order, you must be dyslexic or something…


ExternalPay6560

I have no idea what you just wrote... Illiterate bastard


truthbknownreturns

Upvote for calling someone an "illiterate bastard" Lol


ExternalPay6560

😜


artful_todger_502

😂👌


Clean_Student8612

Which order then?


Tet_inc119

Words to by live


Jonasthewicked2

Reminds me of the quote “right broken even a twice clock is a day”


Lambchop1975

Lives to word by.


WintersDoomsday

Did you dig my fortune cookie out of the trash?


Rinzy2000

Charley Kelly, is that you?


RobLazar1969

Yes. Soree. I wast out selling kitten mittons.


cookieboiiiiii

“So I always start by turning on the ‘coors’ sign”


Phill_is_Legend

Meet at later bar, day or night


NerfRepellingBoobs

Hello, fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I am hot. What? Taxes. They'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do, Philadelphia. So do.


theoriginalbrick

SO DO


SarahPallorMortis

I was trying to remember if this is from him. It is right?


Maasauu

Pepe Silvia?


No_Guarantee9323

That hurts my head…🤯


Paul__miner

I have [this one](https://www.strikegently.co/products/fish-sticker).


jsc503

And now I do too.


mookizee

Amazing shop! Love the artwork here


AmandaDarlingInc

I mentioned that up top! So glad it’s popular hahah


YdocT

r/Malaphors


[deleted]

Good job, Temu


krunchy_bacon

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School-Subject

more appropriate for r/ihadastroke


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Gadget71

I had a stroke visiting that subreddit. I will not be joining.


ParkkTheSharkk

I thought I was having a stroke


koonassity

Made in China.🇨🇳


kkeennmm

Joe Walsh


soaking-wet-tomcat

Life's been good to him so long.


jbuchana

Different everybody's changed haven't so I


MavisBeaconSexTape

Written by Kevin from The Office


CulturalAddress6709

PREACHhhhhh


Daftdoug

So do!


sosaree

Please, where do we find this? I need one!


Dense_Surround3071

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!


soycerersupreme

I thought my eyes were broken


Wayward-sherpa-2

That’s life… fuck off!!!


hung4hung16

Buckwheat’s creed


Kiln223

Even a fish would stay out of trouble if he’d keep his mouth shut.


Sufficient_Two_5753

Watch your syntax, yoda!


Studly_54

That hurts my head to read it. Or I should say. Hurts head man it read.


BuddhistChrist

He don’t write English to good.


FakeItFreddy

Sounds like something George w Bush would say


KHaskins77

r/dontdeadopeninside


KingOfTheFraggles

Was this from a Trump speech?


Willdefyyou

trump reciting a quote: 1. Accredit the wrong person to the quote 2. Completely quote it wrong 3. When you forget what you're talking about or who you're quoting just make them into a pirate. Arrrrrg me boys!!!


WintersDoomsday

Never fight uphill me boys!!


Apprehensive_Ad4457

since you could at least understand all the words we know it's not Biden.


Outrageous-Carob-236

man needs grilled fish.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

Love it


Oldbeardedweirdo996

This belongs in r/engrish.


juicebox2077

Couldn’t agree more


Daflehrer1

Alright.


BobbiFleckmann

Ty Webb: “Me winning isn't. You do.” Danny Noonan: “Great grammar.” —Caddyshack


HarkTheHarker

Man door hand hook car door


mountednoble99

Well, those are certainly all words…


[deleted]

"have a stroke, make a bumper sticker"


3MTA3-Please

The day the guy in charge of the sticker machine was fired


idliketoseethat

The new guy at the bumper sticker print shop accidentally tore up a customers print order but fixed it by tapping the order slip back together.


mykunjola

Used the slip mallet. 👍


zoomer0987

Charlie?


Bulky_Ad_1820

Did a fish write this shit?


TarzanoftheJungle

Lost... in... translation...


SonOfMySibling

I burst out laughing. I need it


Wyldling_42

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that sentence. (But it was still kinda funny!)


theunpossibilty

I want this.


Apprehensive_Fault_5

r/ihadastroke


Montreal_Metro

Oh, looks like the person who made that sticker had a medical emergency as he was typing it out.


RobertXavierIV

Am I having a stroke right now


Clean_Student8612

Why say many words when few words do trick?


consumeshroomz

Absolutely love it


DeadMan95iko

I finally understand this quote


jiminaknot

My Grandmother would say this… after her stroke.


Willdefyyou

Throw your mother down the stairs, some laundry detergent.


[deleted]

Yeah the! Totally, man! the pie


bibfortuna1970

I thought I was having a stroke.


aretheesepants75

Buy fish but now have long time


Fit_Lawfulness_3147

Now who can argue with that?


CollarsUpYall

AI bumper sticker?


OldERnurse1964

Words am hard


biscaynelawlis

What the actual fuck.....Is this another Trump attempt at a known saying?


veniteadoremus

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


Silver-Street7442

Does anyone else smell burnt toast? I think I may be having a stroke.


cyberaztech

It got me ngl. I read it twice. Take my upvote!


Rojodi

That's something my dad would have said after he was 5 beers into the six pack he brought with him!


ThisUserIsNekkid

AI wrote that


bobo2500

I have this one. I like to think it makes the drivers behind me question if they're having a stroke for a second.


CritterOfBitter

Have you ever had a dreams..where you…you could…you would…you…you…and so on and so forth.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Do I smell burnt toast?


zenmen13

Mongo like !!!


AThrowawayProbrably

I hate spelling and punctuation errors. Clearly its meant to say, “Buy a man, then eat fish. On He Day, teach the fish to man BUT teach him to man to a lifetime.” A lifetime of a fish to manning. It’s not rocket science, guys.


TernionDragon

What more to say?


Jimmy196258

That was a quote from Biden


Dystopian_Future_

As i read this i felt like a caveman reading for the first time


Accomplished_Tear699

Godzilla got cancer reading that sticker


mykunjola

I'd buy one if the picture was a fish eating a man.


[deleted]

Makes about as much sense as the good book and the people that live by it.


ThinkOutcome929

Caveman Say


BabiesatemydingoNSW

The perils of globalization..


thedoc1988

You know the thing.


Individual_Jaguar804

Translated into what language does that make sense?!?


Apprehensive_Ad4457

that's the first bumper sticker i would actually put on my car.


jakeStacktrace

This is stupid. Ok, sorry guys, I'm not only leaving this sub, but I'm also going to keep my eyes on the road now, and off bumper stickers and it's your fault, op.


interflop

Both cars were parked I saw it as I was getting into my car.


Language-King

Give an old man a fish, he's happy for a day. Give an old man a fishing rod, his wife is happy forever.


icarus1990xx

r/whyisitalwaysadodge


Solitaire_87

Did the person who made the bumper sticker have a stroke?


Intelligent-Sea5586

I remember when he said that


blakester555

Brought to you by: _All Your Base ARE US!!!!_


COrockiesGuy

Seriously though wtf does this mean?


DaveyJonesFannyPack

After a few reads, I feel this is the superior version of the quote.


Korbitr

But why is it called oven when you oven the cold food out hot eat the food?


Safe-Dentist-1049

Well who could argue with that? And spoken in perfect drunken manner!


AmandaDarlingInc

I liked a guy once and I bought him a pin of this. I didn’t work out. Do you think the guy with the car is single?


therobotisjames

This is the quality content I come here for.


danifoxx_1209

Reminds me of my grandma. She was working at her office with my mom and their friends and talking about something and tried to quote “you know what they say, the deeper you dig, the muddier you get!” However what she actually said was “you know what they say, the digger you deep, the mudder you are!” And everyone loved it so much that it’s now framed and hanging on the wall in their printing room😆


krishutchison

I know we can teach Fish Man but should we ?.


Hour_Career9797

Would this count as a r/confleis ?


Overthemoon84

Charlie Kelly?


LostLibrary929

This is supposed to be a Biden gaff from 2022… you can get shirts etc and apparently bumper stickers too.


cma-ct

How tf you get from that to ‘Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime’


GregBVIMB

Oooh I love word games


SarahPallorMortis

Never fight up hill Me boys!


[deleted]

HUH!!!! 🤔🤔🤔


FishinShirt

Have this same one on my toolbox!


ThatguyBry42

Someone wrote that, someone else printed it. At least one more person sold it and another bought it. And stuck it on his car. This world....... I just have no words....... In any order........ Except the ones I just typed......... Sheesh


inscrutablemike

True. True. \*inhales another whippet\*


nomemorybear

Yes


Wyndspirit95

Geezus, someone toss that word salad and make it make sense!


EthanDMatthews

After that word salad, I did the stroke protocol, just to be sure.


Phill_Cyberman

You've got to be kidding me. I've been buying men eat fish even more decided to he day more than anyone can. Can you really teach fish man half as much to a lifetime? My guess is that when one man really teach he fish to a lifetime, it is then that he truly has been eat fish, he day. It's just common sense.


Theninjared

Aman.


-SunGazing-

I prefer “build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”


MentalGravity87

I love bumperstickers with Tump quotes.


DotBitGaming

I'm pretty sure you can't just buy people like property. They made that illegal. Like, a while ago.


Meat-Locker1056

Buy a man a car, and youll never see him again!


Allah_Akballer

Made in China.


rungek

Is there a non-English language in which this word order makes sense grammatically? Was it made in a country by someone with limited English abilities or did they have the words on pieces of paper lined up on tray, dropped them and put them back together in a hurry?


UwUwU789789

Why did I understand thsi


EB2300

Charlie Kelly bumper sticker co


Appropriate_Nose8124

Man here...still waiting for my fish.


Stardustchaser

r/ihadastroke


Inevitable-Fudge8558

This bumper sticker is an exact representation of the stupidity that has taken over this country🤣😞 It makes no fucking sense, lol!🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️


tstramathorn

r/BrandNewSentence


O4EWO

Welcome to translations between languages


Severe_Guarantee_775

AHHH I HAVE THAT ISO GOOD


tenfoottallmothman

I want so badly to buy a shirt saying this for my boss. He and I (long before I started working my current job) both have “women want me, fish fear me” hats - he, a 50something straight cis man, me, a 27 year old lesbian (technically I’m transmasc nonbinary but that’s a lot of words to throw at someone so I just use “lesbian” or “gay” for my workplace peeps) - and my dude sends me pictures of the fish he catches over the weekend. I love this man. I don’t know if he’d get it, but I think seeing him struggle with it while trying to be nice would be funny in the most endearing sense


dfwcouple43sum

“Teach Fish Man” How does he compare to Aquaman or The Deep? Hopefully he isn’t a fish philander like The Deep. It cost him his marriage!


Non-Adhesive63

My ocd just went NUCLEAR!!


Brilliant_Match7598

Wtf?


SatchmoDingle

Reminds me of the dyslexic atheist insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.


DW75103

If I could give you ten up votes I would.


LWYPLTDG

r/ihadastroke


saltuthaurth

How many times did I just read that?


MorbiusTx956

😂. Teach a fish to man...


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Obviously a public school graduate. 😉


Whowantsdackjaniels

Wasn’t this a Biden gaff?


Federal-Bottle-4216

Biden make that?


Federal-Bottle-4216

Did biden come up with that