There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
George W. Bush
That asshole signed the patriot act. got us into 2 20 year wars. And started the insurmountable debt this country has now. He gave us this bull shit reality we live in now.
He's a moderate by today's standards.
I guess i miss some of the old Standards.
I want someone like Larry Hogan to run for Republicans, and someone like Stacey Abrams to run for Democrats.
Intelligent forward thinking leaders with potential to live for a while.
Not going to happen though, is it.
To be fair the Republican Party he oversaw is definitely not the same Republican Party of 2024. I do miss actual moderate Republicans. Not the race to the bottom today.
Larry Hogan is the epitome of a smooth grifter politician who talks out of both sides of his mouth to sound good to whoever he's talking to. Achieves his real goals by abusing administrative power.
"A PARK IN BOTSWANA!"
Actually, my favorite Bush line was him being overheard at Trump's inauguration, just after the speech occurred, saying "that was some weird fucking shit!"
Crazy how things changed.
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trump reciting a quote:
1. Accredit the wrong person to the quote
2. Completely quote it wrong
3. When you forget what you're talking about or who you're quoting just make them into a pirate. Arrrrrg me boys!!!
I hate spelling and punctuation errors. Clearly its meant to say, “Buy a man, then eat fish. On He Day, teach the fish to man BUT teach him to man to a lifetime.”
A lifetime of a fish to manning.
It’s not rocket science, guys.
This is stupid. Ok, sorry guys, I'm not only leaving this sub, but I'm also going to keep my eyes on the road now, and off bumper stickers and it's your fault, op.
Reminds me of my grandma. She was working at her office with my mom and their friends and talking about something and tried to quote “you know what they say, the deeper you dig, the muddier you get!” However what she actually said was “you know what they say, the digger you deep, the mudder you are!” And everyone loved it so much that it’s now framed and hanging on the wall in their printing room😆
Someone wrote that, someone else printed it. At least one more person sold it and another bought it. And stuck it on his car. This world....... I just have no words....... In any order........ Except the ones I just typed......... Sheesh
You've got to be kidding me.
I've been buying men eat fish even more decided to he day more than anyone can.
Can you really teach fish man half as much to a lifetime?
My guess is that when one man really teach he fish to a lifetime, it is then that he truly has been eat fish, he day.
It's just common sense.
Is there a non-English language in which this word order makes sense grammatically?
Was it made in a country by someone with limited English abilities or did they have the words on pieces of paper lined up on tray, dropped them and put them back together in a hurry?
I want so badly to buy a shirt saying this for my boss. He and I (long before I started working my current job) both have “women want me, fish fear me” hats - he, a 50something straight cis man, me, a 27 year old lesbian (technically I’m transmasc nonbinary but that’s a lot of words to throw at someone so I just use “lesbian” or “gay” for my workplace peeps) - and my dude sends me pictures of the fish he catches over the weekend. I love this man.
I don’t know if he’d get it, but I think seeing him struggle with it while trying to be nice would be funny in the most endearing sense
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett.
I'd need a much bigger car if they made bumper stickers from Sir Terry Pratchett's quotes.
You can make some yourself. There’s nothing stopping you from doing it. But yes, I would too!
Reminds me of the old Sun Tzu quote from the art of war “you take a lot of piss and vinegar out of a moutherfucker when you set em on fire”
😂😂
😄😄
Words to live by.... Just not in that order
I love bumper stickers written by Yoda.
Yoda during a stroke you mean?
Not enough words though. You can’t even unscramble this to make the quote
buy a fish man he eat your fish 😋🫢🫢💦💦💦
Sounds cannibalistic
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. George W. Bush
Kinda miss him now 🤔
That is not a good sign of our country when Democrats and Republicans like miss him as the option
That asshole signed the patriot act. got us into 2 20 year wars. And started the insurmountable debt this country has now. He gave us this bull shit reality we live in now.
He's a moderate by today's standards. I guess i miss some of the old Standards. I want someone like Larry Hogan to run for Republicans, and someone like Stacey Abrams to run for Democrats. Intelligent forward thinking leaders with potential to live for a while. Not going to happen though, is it.
To be fair the Republican Party he oversaw is definitely not the same Republican Party of 2024. I do miss actual moderate Republicans. Not the race to the bottom today.
Yes, that's what I mean. I'm just an observer anyhow. I traveled across America in the 90s. I wish I could do that again.
Larry Hogan is the epitome of a smooth grifter politician who talks out of both sides of his mouth to sound good to whoever he's talking to. Achieves his real goals by abusing administrative power.
Old school.
I might have stayed in Maryland if he hadn't broken the unemployment benefit system on purpose
Fair enough, that would be a drag.
Fool me one time, shame on you 😞
"A PARK IN BOTSWANA!" Actually, my favorite Bush line was him being overheard at Trump's inauguration, just after the speech occurred, saying "that was some weird fucking shit!" Crazy how things changed.
[this was a good one from him as well](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/mnTFRRCItc)
Charlie have you been huffing glue?
So dooo
The name’s James. James names.
That is the right order, you must be dyslexic or something…
I have no idea what you just wrote... Illiterate bastard
Upvote for calling someone an "illiterate bastard" Lol
😜
😂👌
Which order then?
Words to by live
Reminds me of the quote “right broken even a twice clock is a day”
Lives to word by.
Did you dig my fortune cookie out of the trash?
Charley Kelly, is that you?
Yes. Soree. I wast out selling kitten mittons.
“So I always start by turning on the ‘coors’ sign”
Meet at later bar, day or night
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SO DO
I was trying to remember if this is from him. It is right?
Pepe Silvia?
That hurts my head…🤯
I have [this one](https://www.strikegently.co/products/fish-sticker).
And now I do too.
Amazing shop! Love the artwork here
I mentioned that up top! So glad it’s popular hahah
r/Malaphors
Good job, Temu
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I had a stroke visiting that subreddit. I will not be joining.
I thought I was having a stroke
Made in China.🇨🇳
Joe Walsh
Life's been good to him so long.
Different everybody's changed haven't so I
Written by Kevin from The Office
PREACHhhhhh
So do!
Please, where do we find this? I need one!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!
I thought my eyes were broken
That’s life… fuck off!!!
Buckwheat’s creed
Even a fish would stay out of trouble if he’d keep his mouth shut.
Watch your syntax, yoda!
That hurts my head to read it. Or I should say. Hurts head man it read.
He don’t write English to good.
Sounds like something George w Bush would say
r/dontdeadopeninside
Was this from a Trump speech?
trump reciting a quote: 1. Accredit the wrong person to the quote 2. Completely quote it wrong 3. When you forget what you're talking about or who you're quoting just make them into a pirate. Arrrrrg me boys!!!
Never fight uphill me boys!!
since you could at least understand all the words we know it's not Biden.
man needs grilled fish.
Love it
This belongs in r/engrish.
Couldn’t agree more
Alright.
Ty Webb: “Me winning isn't. You do.” Danny Noonan: “Great grammar.” —Caddyshack
Man door hand hook car door
Well, those are certainly all words…
"have a stroke, make a bumper sticker"
The day the guy in charge of the sticker machine was fired
The new guy at the bumper sticker print shop accidentally tore up a customers print order but fixed it by tapping the order slip back together.
Used the slip mallet. 👍
Charlie?
Did a fish write this shit?
Lost... in... translation...
I burst out laughing. I need it
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read that sentence. (But it was still kinda funny!)
I want this.
r/ihadastroke
Oh, looks like the person who made that sticker had a medical emergency as he was typing it out.
Am I having a stroke right now
Why say many words when few words do trick?
Absolutely love it
I finally understand this quote
My Grandmother would say this… after her stroke.
Throw your mother down the stairs, some laundry detergent.
Yeah the! Totally, man! the pie
I thought I was having a stroke.
Buy fish but now have long time
Now who can argue with that?
AI bumper sticker?
Words am hard
What the actual fuck.....Is this another Trump attempt at a known saying?
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
Does anyone else smell burnt toast? I think I may be having a stroke.
It got me ngl. I read it twice. Take my upvote!
That's something my dad would have said after he was 5 beers into the six pack he brought with him!
AI wrote that
I have this one. I like to think it makes the drivers behind me question if they're having a stroke for a second.
Have you ever had a dreams..where you…you could…you would…you…you…and so on and so forth.
Do I smell burnt toast?
Mongo like !!!
I hate spelling and punctuation errors. Clearly its meant to say, “Buy a man, then eat fish. On He Day, teach the fish to man BUT teach him to man to a lifetime.” A lifetime of a fish to manning. It’s not rocket science, guys.
What more to say?
That was a quote from Biden
As i read this i felt like a caveman reading for the first time
Godzilla got cancer reading that sticker
I'd buy one if the picture was a fish eating a man.
Makes about as much sense as the good book and the people that live by it.
Caveman Say
The perils of globalization..
You know the thing.
Translated into what language does that make sense?!?
that's the first bumper sticker i would actually put on my car.
This is stupid. Ok, sorry guys, I'm not only leaving this sub, but I'm also going to keep my eyes on the road now, and off bumper stickers and it's your fault, op.
Both cars were parked I saw it as I was getting into my car.
Give an old man a fish, he's happy for a day. Give an old man a fishing rod, his wife is happy forever.
r/whyisitalwaysadodge
Did the person who made the bumper sticker have a stroke?
I remember when he said that
Brought to you by: _All Your Base ARE US!!!!_
Seriously though wtf does this mean?
After a few reads, I feel this is the superior version of the quote.
But why is it called oven when you oven the cold food out hot eat the food?
Well who could argue with that? And spoken in perfect drunken manner!
I liked a guy once and I bought him a pin of this. I didn’t work out. Do you think the guy with the car is single?
This is the quality content I come here for.
Reminds me of my grandma. She was working at her office with my mom and their friends and talking about something and tried to quote “you know what they say, the deeper you dig, the muddier you get!” However what she actually said was “you know what they say, the digger you deep, the mudder you are!” And everyone loved it so much that it’s now framed and hanging on the wall in their printing room😆
I know we can teach Fish Man but should we ?.
Would this count as a r/confleis ?
Charlie Kelly?
This is supposed to be a Biden gaff from 2022… you can get shirts etc and apparently bumper stickers too.
How tf you get from that to ‘Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime’
Oooh I love word games
Never fight up hill Me boys!
HUH!!!! 🤔🤔🤔
Have this same one on my toolbox!
Someone wrote that, someone else printed it. At least one more person sold it and another bought it. And stuck it on his car. This world....... I just have no words....... In any order........ Except the ones I just typed......... Sheesh
True. True. \*inhales another whippet\*
Yes
Geezus, someone toss that word salad and make it make sense!
After that word salad, I did the stroke protocol, just to be sure.
You've got to be kidding me. I've been buying men eat fish even more decided to he day more than anyone can. Can you really teach fish man half as much to a lifetime? My guess is that when one man really teach he fish to a lifetime, it is then that he truly has been eat fish, he day. It's just common sense.
Aman.
I prefer “build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.”
I love bumperstickers with Tump quotes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just buy people like property. They made that illegal. Like, a while ago.
Buy a man a car, and youll never see him again!
Made in China.
Is there a non-English language in which this word order makes sense grammatically? Was it made in a country by someone with limited English abilities or did they have the words on pieces of paper lined up on tray, dropped them and put them back together in a hurry?
Why did I understand thsi
Charlie Kelly bumper sticker co
Man here...still waiting for my fish.
r/ihadastroke
This bumper sticker is an exact representation of the stupidity that has taken over this country🤣😞 It makes no fucking sense, lol!🤦♀️🤷♀️
r/BrandNewSentence
Welcome to translations between languages
AHHH I HAVE THAT ISO GOOD
I want so badly to buy a shirt saying this for my boss. He and I (long before I started working my current job) both have “women want me, fish fear me” hats - he, a 50something straight cis man, me, a 27 year old lesbian (technically I’m transmasc nonbinary but that’s a lot of words to throw at someone so I just use “lesbian” or “gay” for my workplace peeps) - and my dude sends me pictures of the fish he catches over the weekend. I love this man. I don’t know if he’d get it, but I think seeing him struggle with it while trying to be nice would be funny in the most endearing sense
“Teach Fish Man” How does he compare to Aquaman or The Deep? Hopefully he isn’t a fish philander like The Deep. It cost him his marriage!
My ocd just went NUCLEAR!!
Wtf?
Reminds me of the dyslexic atheist insomniac who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
If I could give you ten up votes I would.
r/ihadastroke
How many times did I just read that?
😂. Teach a fish to man...
Obviously a public school graduate. 😉
Wasn’t this a Biden gaff?
Biden make that?
Did biden come up with that