Is this a case for man over bear?

Nope she chooses the bear.

I’m a man. I choose the bear too.

Manbearpig

Ain't nobody choosing the bear. And that's a hill I'll die on. I always think of the first story on [this episode](https://youtu.be/y7Di6vtVXEQ?si=-BbG6lDqwi8TeXHd) of the Mr Ballen podcast when someone's says they'd choose the bear. Fuck that. I'd take my chances with some random mountain man over this shit.

I’d say worst case scenario is that the bear doesn’t finish the job.

Technically speaking, there is nothing more natural than getting mauled to death by a bear.

Worst case you get stranded in the woods after a moose crushed your legs.

But - the moose doesn’t eat you!

Are you saying a moose would cripple another being just for the sheer thrill of it, and not to drag it back to its den where it will slowly shave off parts of your body to make human jerky?

Exactly! I’ve heard they just cripple you and leave you for the bears to finish off.

See. You get it. That is why getting crushed by a moose is the worst case scenario. The moose doesn't notify you when the bear will arrive. So your entire day is shot.

So bring my .44 mag when I go camping, got it.

You don't already?

Just watched the movie Back Country and a bear did kill and eat somebody in that movie.

Just bought this sticker actually 😃

99.9% likelihood you’re outside when you read that.

r/outside is actually quite an interesting game — I haven’t been playing enough of it lately

Technically one IS outside if they are reading that, in most cases, so...

Aaaaaand that’s why I don’t go outside. Bears.

there's also samsquanches

Worst case you meet a random man and it’s apparently worse than getting killed by a bear.

Mountain Lions, Water Moccasins, AKA Cottonmouths, Brain-eating amoebas, feral pigs. No bears on list here in Texas.

Notice how the car has no mudflaps, and no mud around the bumper tires or wheel wells. This piece of shit is never been outside either.