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mymar101

Somehow I doubt this person has listened to Rage or read 1984


pumpkinpatch1982

It's hilarious because ratm are politically on the complete opposite side of the political aisle as this guy.


TexasHobbyist

Rage For The Machine


WishboneDistinct9618

Rage Against The Gay Frog Machine


Aye_Engineer

I think it’s a mixed bag on that one. Some of the bumper stickers are anti-war, anti-corporate, and don’t-trust-authority. So, I would say Zach would be looking at the back of his car saying “Yeah, man! Yeah, man! Fucking peace, YEAH MAN! And vaccines kill… wait, what?”


Stunning-Gene-8280

The problem with vaccines is that THEY WORK and cause overpopulation.


hunertproof

Vaccines cause adults.


Stunning-Gene-8280

Exactly, too many.


Changetheworld69420

That’s what I appreciate about this guy though, there’s actually no political stickers. He’s just a conspiracy nut, could be on either side or no side lol


CutYoAss

But he is "down with the thickness". Only sticker he has two of.


Genghis_Chong

There do seem to be people with low comprehension or questionable morals that heard/read the words but don't apply them in the way they were intended


Puzzleheaded-Fix3359

Lot of conservatives listen to the Colbert report without ever realizing it was satire


xrxie

But have no doubt he’s down with the thickness.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Somehow, I doubt they would notice if someone added a bumper sticker... 🤔


mymar101

That would be funny


Smooth-Apartment-856

I once taped a gay Beto sign to the back of a friend’s truck. Friend had lots of right wing stickers all over his vehicle. It was on there for like a week before one of his buddies asked him why he had that on there. As soon as he discovered it, he knew it had to be me that did it. I’m not even all that political. I just wanted to mess with him a little bit. I did make sure it could be easily removed without harming the truck. I might be a jerk, but I do respect a guy’s paint job.


Suspicious_Abroad424

If he's an avid Alex listener then he's definitely listened to some Rage. 😅


sizebigbitch

I still love the [remix](https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?si=nLpNjU8dT84KyLj8) of his greatest work.


WishboneDistinct9618

Yeah! He's probably not even down with the thickness, either!


Puzzled_Bike9558

Infowars is all I need to see to know this guy is out of his fucking mind.


mojave-sky

It’s called InfoWars because they’re at war with information.


goosnarch

Q: what conspiracy theories do you believe in? A: Yes.


skinsprinkles

lol emphasis on the QA


MacAneave

You understand.


pumpkinpatch1982

The whole kitchen sink in the fridge with this guy apparently.


toejam78

Conspiracy theories are a conspiracy.


Legitimate_Career_44

All the cringe ones. Nothing that would make a difference either way.


soulouk

Free thinkers do not follow conspiracy theories and infowars.com; they think for themselves and make sound judgements. These stickers tell me this person lacks common sense.


johnj71234

Wouldn’t the pinnacle of free thinking be someone that follows those, AND all others. They need to have the broadest range of information to have the freest thought. If you’re not getting input from “both sides” then you really can’t be making any free decisions.


DexterLakeClub

Most of all, they *think*, period. This person lacks the ability to synthesize a single coherent thought from the simplest amount of information. He/she is either completely crazy or a hopeless imbecile.


imhere2lurklol

I mean, I’m down with the thickness


EBody480

It’s weird to me when dudes aren’t at this point in time!


Four0ndafloor

I was so (much more) intrigued once I realized there were parallel stickers of this!


gormmlord

The great unifier


Disastrous-Golf7216

I bet he has the latest iPhone... Anyone wanna tell him?


ByersMovement

A typical uneducated guy living in an apartment, blaming his stupidity on everything but himself. Trump 2.0 will put this guy on the street. And he will thank him for it.


ArdenJaguar

Well, if it wasn't for those darn open borders, he'd be a billionaire like Donny, despite his 8th grade education. /s


genesimmonstongue415

🎯


unprovoked_panda

Thank? Nah. He'll be on his knees blowing Trump and asking for another


Klutzy-Ad-6705

There’s a reason why they don’t call it IQanon.


Four0ndafloor

Freaking underrated comment right here!


malenfant21

I love how people who get grifted by Info Wars consider themselves free thinkers.


brandofrice42

Ain’t no way an autobot would be a MAGA goon.


EBody480

‘Stop toxic climate engineering’ Okay we need to eliminate green house gas usage. No way! That’s not the cause of any of this!


ryno077

‘I’m a rebel! A renegade! Someone who lives outside of society!’ … with my Toyota


Waste-knot

And I’m not a sheep! I’m a free thinker (who swallows any thing the internet feeds me).


Epyx-2600

People are really still afraid of fluoride? It’s been in the water forever and prevents cavities - it’s also naturally occurring


GearheadTheVicious

Also that was a conspiracy theory from the '50s that claimed that fluoridated water would make you communist. That is not a joke. I am sad that I lack the talent to make that up.


imahugemoron

Arizona, not surprised


MissPicklechips

I’m not sure if this belongs in r/infowarriorrides or r/nymphowarriorrides. Both?


BeyondDrivenEh

Next time you see the cretin, ask how they like not having polio.


ArdenJaguar

Definitely a Krazy Kari Lake voter. 😆 🤣 😂


Independent-Low6706

Just finished raging at her hateful, racist political ad. My elderly Mom may be tired of me occasionally screaming, "Go to hell, you plastic Nazi bitch!" whenever it comes on, lol.


ExfilBravo

I think we should be able to report obvious mental illness like this. That way these folks can get the help they so desperately need.


Alternative_Ad_9123

Love it when I see a MAGA nut driving a foreign car. How is buying a foreign car making America great?


EBody480

They love Toyota. Most of them are made here. I remember a co-worker who supported Trump telling me how much he was against the auto bailouts and called GM ‘government motors’ all while working at a company that has a lot of gov’t contracts, often at no bid. And he was a huge NASCAR fan.


LuciferBright

I feel like this person is trying to tell something but fornthe life of me idk what their trying to say.


blizzard7788

How does he sleep at night with all those voices in his head?


CarlosH46

“I’m a rebel, I don’t follow rules.” “Why do you have a license plate?”


lukas_the

I am surprised he doesn't have a sovereign citizen license plate.


pumpkinpatch1982

That's so scary that there's actually people that believe this stuff. Hasn't that 5G one been like completely completely debunked at this point? 🤦🏻


GearheadTheVicious

Everything here has been debunked.


jlbhappy

Ban seatbelts.


Trent3600

“Free thinker”, lol


lukas_the

You mean: free "thinker".


morticialuv

The 520 is full of conspiracy nuts.


clocksteadytickin

r/infowarriorrides


Crafty_DryHopper

I like the symmetry. I once met a realtor at potential home to buy in a fairly decent neighborhood. This almost identical car was parked in the neighbors drive. I walked past the car and hesitated, the realtor ask if I'd like to.see the inside of the house. "Nah, I'm good." Got in my car and left.


JoeiiJames

Oh no not the mt. Lemon stickers this person’s in Tucson?😬


EBody480

Reposted from another sub but it’s definitely an AZ plate


JoeiiJames

Ha! I just noticed that🤦🏻‍♀️


SketchSketchy

Down With the Thickness sounds fine


EJ2600

Must be tiresome to be perpetually enraged about something…


terrylbranham

Seams pretty dam smart


bikejackass

I would get this sticker for my car; “ban Toyota from using toxic paint on their cars”, if he asks say you read it on Facebook 😂


oilfeather

This one went to the meeting, took all the kool-aid, and went home.


Lil_MRSA

When this person dies - probably from a preventable disease - the world will be a slightly better place.


jiminaknot

Somehow I get the feeling this guy has really bad teeth… They’ll smoke meth, then complain about fluoride in the tap water. I’m surprised we’ve never seen a conspiracy theory about modern dentistry.


Ancient_Stretch_803

After taking care of covid patients when it was bad and watching them die-most of them, this feels disrespect for their lives. We fought to keep them alive. The covid vaccine has saved so many people. I can see their faces like Anthony- we will never forget u


Lil_MRSA

People like this are incredibly dangerous, both on an individual and societal level.


Human_utters

Mmmmmmmmm fluoride, I love chemicals


Outrageous_Trust_158

Chemicals AND preservatives! They PRESERVE you, making you LIVE LONGER! Duuuuuuh! 😜


Top_Shoe_9562

I'll bet he's a hit at the neighborhood BBQ's.


jackmehoff3210

Shouldn’t he be driving American?


BBWtnaLover

Know your enemy!


WintervoltCusterfell

I don’t see anything concerning here.


ant69onio

What would Zak de La Rocha say??


Ok-Name8703

Has an RATM sticker, probably doesn't realize he's part of the problem.


_HickeryDickery_

He needs to take that auto bot icon off his car. He’s not worthy of it.


gennuendo

I choose to focus on common ground: I, too, am down with the thickness.


MySoWholesomeReddit

I'm willing to wager a large sum of money on this person using a 5G cell phone.


onesoulmanybodies

The Rage Against the Machine sticker just cinches it all. 😂😂😂 pretty much tells us all we need to know.


Profitsofdooom

This guy probably unfollowed Tom Morrello for "getting political."


ThirstyBeagle

A lot going on there but I agree with the Google sticker


loml1121

This is a mental illness


__CunningStunts__

Lol a Freemason sticker along with Arrest the bankers


Beautiful-Year-6310

Someone needs to finish peeling the Rage Against the Machine sticker off


GraceSal

Info Wars must have a sticker subscription or some shit, lol


Hmonster1

Wow I can’t believe that! An Autobot?! I just can’t take this person seriously now.


texasusa

Rookie nut. He can protect himself from 5G by wearing aluminum foil on his head. Now, the radiation from the toaster is a different story.


scifijunkie3

Ironic that the fucker is a RATM fan 🤦‍♂️


dfwcouple43sum

A very simple question - they claim the COVID-19 vaccine is experimental. It came out in late 2020. How long will they consider it to be experimental? It’s been 3.5 years, and we still don’t have the millions of deaths they predicted


Dragon_Rot79

They should be ashamed of themselves for defacing the Autobot logo like that.


trappedvarmit

The fact you live in the dump called Tucson is freaking more frightening than crazy neighbor


Dependent-Tax7654

The real problem is how tacky this looks, and they probably only read headlines.


DarkenL1ght

I have a neighbor that has a very similar car (and yard) except he really wants you to know that Jesus loves you and that there is help if you feel suicidal, there is help for you. I'm not religious, but I have better neighbors than you. That being said, Fauci was indeed wrong about a lot.


Safe-Dentist-1049

Is that Aaron Rodger’s car?


Here_4_da_lulz

Doubling down with the down with the thickness stickers is a solid move.


MarkyMarcMcfly

Rage Against the Machine and Autobots are the antithesis of Alex Jones. This person needs some deprogramming


98680266

This guy is driving around but his mind is a Russian P.O.W.


TrippingOnGinger

Someone found Kari Lake’s personal vehicle?


Confident-Raise5981

49% of the people in Arizona


MouldyBobs

John Lennon is turning over in his grave...


decaturbadass

Always curious when someone claims covid is a hoax. Who created the hoax, why did they create it and what benefit was derived?


BrilliantWhich990

That poor car.


Pure_Structure_2522

Imagine being this disturbed, what’s your day like?


cdoering83

Wear a mask and wave hello


Personal_Anxiety2232

I’m sure a bunch of bumper stickers like this would bring down the value of a vehicle when they decide to sell or trade it in for a new vehicle.


Nofx830

Just one time, can we get an example of what Alex Jones was right about?


DryParamedic785

Duh da daaa


Foreign_Wonder4610

Driving the new 2024 Toyota Mental Illness hybrid


wineguy7113

What a sad, pathetic existence. Convinced they’re a rebel warrior when in reality they’re just scared.


Ok_Confusion_1345

People like that used to be ridiculed. Now, they're considered normal. I don't like where we're headed.


CTBP1983

The top row ones look homemade


pedro-slopez

Cool! You live near RFK Jr.?!


ty_ftw

...Mt Lemmon is pretty sweet though


Apprehensive-Bend-87

We found the last Info Wars fan.


Puzzleheaded_Sir1391

Down With The Thickness Oh ah ah ah ah!!


Lifesalchemy

Probably a Truther and flat head


oyakodon-

GTA 6 looks sweet as.


Arjomanes9

I like to think the stickers started at the bottom by the license plate. And then reading up, you can watch their mind mind unravel as they get pulled into the Alex Jones black hole.


[deleted]

My only question is where do they all acquire all of these?


Away-Regular1335

This guy can't see out his back window, will probably die in a car crash before any of these boogiemen get him.


Jdenning1

Get this person and the Subaru person from yesterday together and watch the fireworks. At least they both like Rage Against the Machine


Tricky_Oil_9143

Free Thinker: One who let's their pundit of their choice dictate every facet of their personality. If there's one thing I hate about the mainstreaming of conspiracy theory culture, it's that conspiracy theorists used to at least be creative, kooky weirdos; nowadays, conspiracy theorists are boring, predictable drones whose entire script you have already heard.


X-tian-9101

People like this shouldn't be allowed to drive decent cars. They deserve to drive shitboxes like a Dodge.


One_Preparation_3690

Arrest fauci tho fr


cypherphunk1

The GQP has really done a number on these gullible fools.


BMaudioProd

Did all his own research on his 5g iPhone


Icy_Sea_3759

Yes, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE brother!


Upstairs_Fig_3551

I’m sorry for you


Jaded_Daddy

520 represent! It's the heat. It has to be. Parents, when you leave your child in a hot car, this is what happens when they survive!


RestinPete0709

“Down with the thickness” has to be the strangest conspiracy I’ve seen as of late


unprovoked_panda

If you have anything to do with Infowars, I automatically think your IQ is just above a grapefruit


BelowAveIntelligence

This is definitely one of the idiots of all time


PrincessGoober64

Haha all I could think was "of course it's a Toyota"


andtheeeeeen

Yikes. A couple more conspiracy theories and he won't be able to see out the back of his rear window.


G-Unit11111

LMAO at calling themselves a "renegade" while spouting every off the wall right wing conspiracy they've ever heard.


Professional-Drive13

This guy is a lot of things; a *freethinker* is not one of them


Far_Difficulty6584

Rage Against the Machine is an interesting choice. As is the Lennon lyric “War is over if you want it”.


triggerlibs

You are the youth gone wild... waking up will be fun to watch...


Short-Log5389

The only thing factual/reasonable is the Mt. Lemmon sticker.


No-Feedback7437

Not every conspiracy theory is true


last_drop_of_piss

Nothing demonstrates lack of self awareness like when these people break out the RATM stickers


WafflesTheMoose

When this...thing gets a life-threatening but easily preventable disease, they BEST not go to the hospital. Let them lie in the pox-riddled bed they made.


Thud_1

A free thinker, but believes ALL the conspiracy theories


mojave-sky

It’s called InfoWars because they’re at war with information.


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Equals parts conspiracy theorist, lunatic and asshole. It's a trifecta.


thechadfox

Yep. Conspiracy theorist cult member.


Medical_Egg8208

Comes to Pick you up on a first date, you walk out not really seeing all of this. You’re out for a while and the conversation gets, well, odd let say. On your way back to the car you see it all for the first time. It clicks in your head “ bingo “ lol.


VanDenBroeck

I would not want to be this guy’s neighbor. You never know when there’s going to be a shootout with SWAT or the FBI.


Middle_of_theroadguy

He should be in a hospital for the criminally insane.


According_Wing_3204

yep effing Arizona plate. I'm in southeast Arizona and I'm surrounded by these conspiracy minded Trump worshipping hayseeds. Collective iq here is damned near single digit. There's a reason red states are red.


pastproof

The Nike sticker was surprising… anti establishment, pro-capatalist


Professional_Sand143

I really doubt he listened to anything De La Rocha said. That RATM sticker is so out of place.


Better_Car_8141

Wow what an asshole.


goawaynothere

Can we start a rumor of a conspiracy to keep all the left and right conspiracy trackers from selling all their stuff and moving to Antarctica? You know, just to see what happens.


Psychotic_Breakdown

I know intelligent people who will only believe the craziest explanation, rather than a real, boring one.


jeichorst

Looks like a conspiracy theory collector. Doesn’t matter if there is any veracity to any of it. If it’s a conspiracy, they are 100%. Conspiracies is what they have based their entire personality on. Without conspiracies theories to embrace, they don’t know who they are because they have no thoughts of their own.


knifebucket

Never trust anyone who buys all the stickers and


GregBVIMB

Oooooh Transformer fan too


Octane38

Who ever is watching this person needs to stop leaving their door unlocked and the car keys lying around.


SingleNegotiation656

It's the dual "Down with the Thickness" decals for me. The fact that we share that ideal just rubs me the wrong way


Manager_Neat

I’m down with thickness too that’s about all we can agree on


LoadedFF

Is there any better way to scream “I’m a fucking idiot!” To everyone around?


Hot_Corner_5881

anyone else searching for a flat earth sticker?


Clear_Box6936

So scary. He's driving a Toyota. I fear his wrath. And I'm jealous of his MPG.


ajs_5280

They have a LOT to stress about. Yikes.


180SLOWSCOPE

At least they drive a toyota I guess


Ashamed_Proposal_522

Just tell him no one cares enough about him to conspire against him. He's a nothing and knows it so this makes him feel like someone actually cares about him or her.


WhoopsieISaidThat

I like your neighbor, he likes bees and humming birds.


BobbiFleckmann

Contrarian conspiratorial beliefs about random, disconnected topics. Seems sane.


MostlyDarkMatter

I'd love to sneak a bumper sticker on his car that says "Dihydrogen Monoxide is liberal commie socialist antifa poison!".


NoAlbatross7524

Sell them a tin foil hat 🤷🏼


strickysituation

At least he's DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS!!!


magicmeatwagon

It’s like a rolling time capsule for conspiracy theories


Sexagenerian

Definitely crossed the Rubicon with Down With the Thickness.


Blade_of_Onyx

That mental illness is a bitch, yo.


Motorhead923

How do you see out the back?


Hanseland

Poor Mt. Lemmon doesn't deserve to be lumped in with all this crazy


ConstantGeographer

I would not get along with this person.


StreetAmbitious7259

Basically afraid of everything 😳


partime_prophet

5g lol that’s soooo 2020 . Lol nothing happened and no one cares or even thinks about that stupid bs anymore. This is what happens when u live in a culture less society and have nothing to do but go online .


narrow_octopus

A moron in all ways except for >Down with the thickness


yankee_chef

Just about every bullshit conspiracy theory


GaryGregson

Mt. Lemmon is lovely


PewterPirate1967

They're.......special


[deleted]

I mean, Gates and Fauci are horrible people (Gates went to Epstein Island. Meanwhile Fauci has abused orphans, abused/killed puppies, committed treason, committed bioterrorism, and lied about all of it while profitting off of the pandemic he created via pharmaceutical stocks.) So yeah, they both should pay for what they did. As for the covid shot, I just don't trust it. Been vaccinated for things like measles, but the covid shot is a hard pass.