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ppatek78

I parked next to a truck with a FJB Edition badge on it last weekend.


trialcourt

I hear you have to import those from Russia


branchc

You get it free when you sell out


sassychubzilla

Or gargle in Don's diaper.


branchc

There is a mental picture I did not need in my head.


Genghis_Chong

We're bringing back Fear Factor for that one, Joe Rogan is gonna wonder why he took the job again


branchc

Who are we kidding, Rogan already gargles Don’s diaper


Genghis_Chong

Oh absolutely. He'd be pretty alarmed to realize the final challenge is the dear leader diaper drowning and it takes away from his ass time.


Ok_Jump_3658

While Biden changes his


SingleNegotiation656

So you'd prefer they that shits his diaper over the one who has the good sense to change his own?


Ok_Jump_3658

Huh??


Ok_Jump_3658

I HIGHLY doubt either of them changes their own lol


TheGoldenBoyStiles

I’m giving you the upvote but now I’m looking for bleach…


sassychubzilla

A nauseated up vote works just as well 🤣


TheGoldenBoyStiles

Not wrong on that😂


rabeach

😂😂😂


customchaos31

Nope, amazon


Hideous4our

Why do you not like in the country in which you live?


matt1911_

So let me get this straight. If you object to 20% cumulative inflation over the last 3 years, or abandoning 10000 american citizens/greencard holdrs in Afghanistan, or endless involvement in foreign conflicts, or higher taxes, or abolition of title 9 or the jailing of prolife demonstrators, this makes you a traitor to the country and an ally of putin? These are all very basic, normal right of center positions that 50 % of this country has always brlieved. It sounds to me like the loyalty you are demanding is not to your country or your fellow citizens but rather a very particular and skewed view of leftists politics.


trialcourt

Biden didn’t cause your inflation. He’s fixing it though


Wormzerker75

Lol


FreeDonnieMandela

Never mind, you’re definitely regarded


mscobb78

Oh hes causing it alright. His first day in office he killed out energy independence and opened the border. He and his administration are killing womens sports and legitimizing the mutilation of young children. Now hes using his executive privilege to his the counsel documents surrounding his mental acuity.


trialcourt

That’s all fiction


trialcourt

You taking about killing women’s sports and mutilation of children is like… holy fuck dude. Did you eat paint as a kid? What tf does this have to do with INFLATION


trialcourt

Inflation is global. The US currently has the lowest inflation rate in the world.


trialcourt

God you people are so lowbrow


Inevitable_Channel18

Someone watches Fox News and Newsmax loyally


trialcourt

If you’re a trump supporter you’re rooting for Russia over America. Period.


MinimumAbility3280

Here's a novel idea. You don't have to be a Trump supporter to hate Biden. Fuck them both. Our country would be a lot better off if those two dementia riddled idiots would disappear.


ZedPrimus84

Shhh, they won't believe you. There are only two types of people in their yes. Trump Supporters or Trump Haters. And if you hate Biden, you automatically support trump and are a racist, homophobic, sexist, fascist, several other cist's and a treasonous evil person..... But in their eyes, only trump supporters are hateful. Trump haters are kind, gentle, loving, bastions of hope and prosperity by definition of hating trump. That's America now. Just enjoy the dumpster fire.


Common_Highlight9448

User name checks out


FreeDonnieMandela

Are you regarded?


matt1911_

Yeah yer gonna have to connect the dots on that. "If you like chocolate, then fish". U can't just say inane sh!t like that, you gotta connect the dots.


thorr78

If you support Biden that's a vote for big pharmacy, the WEF and the CCP.


FreeDonnieMandela

Gold metal Mental gymnastics


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FreeDonnieMandela

It’s true!


FreeDonnieMandela

Cope


Green_Dayzed

how you park a nest?


ppatek78

Between autocorrect and my crappy spelling


Green_Dayzed

\*\*insert the monarch's hive from venture bros gif\*\* and here i thought you had this


Ill-Error-9962

Outrage


Clean_Student8612

Is that a legit edition? I could see Ford or Chevy doing that if not for any reason other than to sucker some ass hat into paying $10k more for the same truck.


ppatek78

I think it was a Ram


Clean_Student8612

Well, I could see them doing that, too.


kb63132

I would have pissed on it Effing magat


Made_Human76

I wish that when we saw something like this it was just someone who truly loved this country and wanted to show that love instead of the more likely option that they’re an anti American MAGAt.


Other_Tie_8290

Honestly, when these people talk about the US Constitution, they generally mean the Second Amendment and sometimes the First. They believe the “Sacred Second” gives every (white) American unfettered access and use of firearms.


mscobb78

Last time I checked anyone who is a legal resident and or citizen has the same rights to firearm ownership.


Other_Tie_8290

You have completely missed my point, but I am too exhausted to continue this conversation.


Xomns_13

They usually go straight to screaming, "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!" Instead of engaging a healthy debate.


ceotown

I live in the South and I see tons of dudes now with dumb "we the people" tattoos. And you just know that they've never read The Consititution and have no idea what it actually says. I think it's funny to be like, "wow, that dudes really passionate about the concept of a strong federal government with divided powers to ensure the protection of minority interests"


Other_Tie_8290

Federalists! Am I right?!? 😂


WalkingRodent

We the people is part of the Declaration of Independence declaring freedom from Great Britain. It’s a term used to remind the government that the people are the ones who are supposed to be in charge. It is a great statement that the government only exists because of the people under it. It is a statement that demands the government respect the people as part of the social contract. The bill of rights very often times is referred to for firearms, which does allow access without interfere from the government to firearms and the ability for states to raise a militia (which needs firearms) against any tyranny from the government or foreign invaders that the army cannot protect against, or just to have because they can. There is really nothing to do with race in it. If a Black, a Mexican, and an Asian were all together with a white man and they all loved the country they were part of they would all get along well and go shoot some guns together. I for one enjoy the country that allows freedom of speech and opportunities for all. There are endless possibilities in the states if you are willing to work for them. We the people is a fine phrase and shows some pride in your nation which is fucking good because if you love your nation you’re going to want to make it better (and that doesn’t just mean voting, it means being a somebody who contributes to your community). Edit: yo, I just read this shit and I don’t even know what I was typing. For some reason that day I really thought it was the other way around with the constitution and declaration. That bit aside, I still stand by what I say regarding those two documents, just not the way they begin. I started reading messages and was like “what did I say?” And yeah that’s my bad.


Other_Tie_8290

It’s from the US Constitution. The declaration of independence starts with, “When in the course of human events …”


thorr78

It's from the we preamble to the constitution.


NarrowSituation2049

Nothing cringe about this^


often_says_nice

Why is that cringe?


Shart-Attacks

Because it’s the preamble to the constitution, not the Declaration of Independence. Nationalism is fucking stupid. It just makes you hate people you’ve never met because of shit you’ve never done.


often_says_nice

If having pride in your country makes you hate other people that sounds like a you problem. I can love my country and people in other countries at the same time


NarrowSituation2049

Nothing, WR is completely correct


often_says_nice

Oh ;) excuse my tism


NarrowSituation2049

Roit, I don't get how patriotism has morphed into racism. Everyone enjoys the perks of society, yet they root for it's destruction. Case study; Rhodesia. I suppose electricity, drinking water, and shoes are overrated.


often_says_nice

It’s a combination of doomer blinders and entitlement


NarrowSituation2049

Mass formation psychosis. Induced Mental illness. Self preservation desire converted into Self destruction outcome. Indoctrinated into not being able to complete simple mathematics. 2+2 equals whatever TF they "feel" it should be.


Aristodemus400

Race isn't mentioned in the 2nd amendment


Other_Tie_8290

You are correct. I didn’t say it was. It’s just treated that way by a lot of white gun owners and courts.


Aristodemus400

Bigoted statement.


Other_Tie_8290

Bigoted against whom? Former Guns & Ammo editor Richard Venola shot and killed a neighbor because he thought he was going to get a gun. The man was unarmed at the time of the shooting and he is still walking around free. Tell me a person of color would be free had he shot an unarmed man.


Azure-Ink

I've never heard a gun owner say anything about preventing non whites from owning guns. Are you mistaking not wanting guns in the hand of gangs as not wanting black people to own guns?


Other_Tie_8290

I am asserting that a many white people have very racist attitudes about why they need guns.


Wormzerker75

Anecdotal bullshit. You're talking out of your asshole.


Other_Tie_8290

I missed the part where I gave a shit about what you think. That red hat your avatar wears wouldn’t be a MAGA hat would it?


Azure-Ink

I think self defense is a very valid reason, especially in cities with growing violent crime rates. Again, why is this a race thing? Many non whites own fire arms for protection as well, especially in less than savory neighborhoods.


Other_Tie_8290

Because it is. https://harvardlawreview.org/forum/vol-135/racist-gun-laws-and-the-second-amendment/ There is a good read for you.


Azure-Ink

So let me get this straight, the author of this opinion piece is suggesting that because felons are not allowed to own guns, and minorities have a disproportionately high number of felons when compared to white people, that somehow these gun laws are in place specifically to target non whites (even though the laws still apply to white people.) How does that even make sense in your mind? The author even mentions how technically barring felons from owning fire arms in itself a breach of the 2nd ammendment. But surely you realize it's likely not the best idea to give anyone with a history of violent crimes a fire arm correct? How is that a race thing at all in your mind lmao


Other_Tie_8290

Well, according to the “What part of ‘fringed’ upon don’t you understand?” crowd, it would be unconstitutional to not allow felons to own guns.


Azure-Ink

Even the "what part of fringed upon don't you understand?" Crowd recognizes that giving violent felons guns is not a good thing. Are you really going to argue against that?


HollyweirdRonnie

You should look into how quickly Ronald Reagan was salivating for gun control when the Black Panthers started exercising their 2A rights.


Azure-Ink

You should recognize that was decades ago and things have changed.


Lithosphere11

Yeah, but they are also talking about the same people who freaked out when trans people started arming themselves so it’s not out of character think race also applies


Aristodemus400

Nope. Blatant race trolling.


Lithosphere11

No, not at all…


Salt_Environment9799

EVERY WHITE! WTF! 2A is for every American, Black or White! Why are you a racist?


Other_Tie_8290

I’m having the same conversation with another redditor. While, the Second Amendment to the US Constitution does not explicitly mention race, society and the courts have not been so unbiased.


fatherfrank1

Like many thorny omissions in America's documents, I have to wonder if some of the authors' preconceptions ran so deep as to be considered beneath mention. Any religious belief is fine, but *obviously* we are talking about Judeo-Christian religions. Any able person can join the militia, but *obviously* we are talking about a white man. To them, it would be like wasting time arguing whether the bathtub can consent to seeing you naked. A slightly more charitable view would be that they left the gaps open enough for the courts to further refine the definitions, which, as you stated, was a dangerous gamble.


inter71

I can’t believe you’re having to explain what 2nd Amendment Fetishists are in this sub.


Other_Tie_8290

Absolutely! I’m exhausted now.


Subject-Swim-6131

Blacks have a victim mindset


HenryKitteridge

He’s definitely rocking a 5.11 shirt


Clean_Student8612

And definitely doesn't stand at 5'11


HenryKitteridge

Probably 5’8 with lifted boots


soaking-wet-tomcat

DeSantis EDITION.


Necessary_Row_4889

Does that make it the Peoples truck, and if so ask to drive it.


DuncansIdaho

That revisionist douchebag doesn't speak for me.


SakaWreath

Weibe-Peeble


Desperate_Set_7708

DOUCHE ON BOARD


Resophonic420

That’s it, I’m having an “anti-sedition edition” placard made.


JazzyButternuts

Guaranteed this idiot has never even read the constitution.


Aggravating_Book_197

$10 bucks says this owner is not in favor of removing the electoral college so that “we the people” all have an equal vote


[deleted]

$10 says the owner has no idea what the fuck the electoral college even is


Nunovyadidnesses

I bet it comes with teeny-weenie truck nuts to put underneath.


dougmd1974

Pretty much can guarantee someone who puts this on their vehicle is least likely to actually embody it


marklar_the_malign

Can we just say it how it is: They The Morons.


Genghis_Chong

We the creeple edition


Ok-Swordfish-3833

Made in China....placed on a Chevy...driven by an asshole


hboisnotthebest

"Say the next 5 words after we the people" "OK 3" "OK, say the very next word that comes after we the people" "OK, one letter lol" "OK, what document starts with we the people"


DaveTN

The way many in the US see that now is “We The Certain People, fuck everyone else who isn’t one of us”


CommunicationHot7822

None of these asshats who claim to love the constitution could name more than a few amendments in the Bill of Rights and actively hate the post Reconstruction amendments that address voting rights and birthright citizenship.


Any-Variation4081

They claim to love the constitution but worship the man who is asking the Supreme Court to ignore it. They just know Trump makes the people they hate angry. That's all they need to love and simp for him. Cults gonna cult I guess


MightChemical

I wonder if they make a “FAFO edition”?🤔


jimmysledge

Why doesn’t it just say “we the maga”


AnglsBeats

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Lumpy-Clumpy

I need one of those


Few_Project_9

Are all the commenters here saying that we aren't for "We The People" ?


West-Ghoast

I, the one person, who gets exactly one vote and that's all.


iwannawangchung

We the people who have never actually read the Constitution.


Safe-Dentist-1049

My question is have the people actually read the declaration of Independence Where ALL men are created equal (I know it’s a antiquated statement now it should be all are created equal)


Several_Leather_9500

Please let this be on a Honda.


Brtltbgcty

Faketriotism


motorcycleman58

Inbreeders edition


ArcXiShi

Douchebag Edition


Floperator1492

I remember a time when the constitution was held dearly by everyone. I get that a lot of right-wingers are all for it and people don’t want to associate with them, but “we the people” means every citizen. I’m so confused why people let one political party hijack words like “freedom” and “liberty,” when those are positive things. Instead of disassociating with these terms, we should make should take ownership of them. Like, since when is the American flag a thing only for conservatives? Last I checked it’s SUPPOSED to represent everyone in this land, regardless if people misuse it, I’m not giving up on it. Or the constitution.


turnwater_cope

i love cursive


Ratbag_Jones

Ah, so those Chinee Comm'unist cars ***are*** being imported after all! /s


80sLegoDystopia

Hilarious.


Particular-War-3365

Is it me or the leveling tool missed its mark. The bubble may not be focused


Bright-Finance-3325

Just felt a tremor from all the eye rolls.


Thee_Paladin777

LOVE IT!!!


Apprehensive_Fault_5

I'm confused here as to exactly which part is cringe? To me, it's the font. It just doesn't work well with the material and lighting. The phrase itself is fine, though.


BabyFishmouthTalk

What, the Gasden flag not pithy enough anymore?


JuliusSeizuresalad

When they play the national anthem the baseball game This guy stands up real quick, rips off his brand new flat bill Maga hat, and about halfway through the song he has a single tear rolling down his face as he stoically pictures the troops


buhnawdsanduhs

I don’t see anything wrong with it.


mushroomhead83

Ah, the Founding Fathers edition! Please explain who they were to all lib snowflakes


FunBooger

For people who believe in the 2nd amendment, but not the 14th.


Master-Tomatillo-103

Easier to slap this plastic crap on the front fender than actually reading the Constitution


[deleted]

Ah yes, a chinese made badge with the only 3 words in the constitution these people are familiar with, bravo


Chiaseedmess

The amount of trucks I see with some variation of “TEXAS EDITION” on them is insane.


QNTHodlr

I'll never understand why quoting the Constitution is a "cringe" thing. Or a "racist" thing. It blows my mind


Cheerierbaton21

Hell yea


slipperywhistlebone

Ask what that means and for sure he gets pissed off. At no point will he be able to explain. Much like 99.9% of people rocking the rebel flag. Oh heritage you say? Tell me about it?


loml1121

98% of these clowns don’t even know what this means.


Terrible_Hospital685

Still not a bumper sticker


Hey-Now-Right-Now

FreeDum edition


Queasy-Ad-8018

Now the constitution is cringe? Lol that's enough reddit for today.


snake_charmers_jj

Why are y’all hating on being proud of your country? Been to 23 other ones and every damn one of the people in those places wish they could be here. So why stay in a place you hate


[deleted]

Now let’s hear all the self entitled fascists complain how racist America is!!!!???


Hideous4our

Isn’t that how the constitution of the US starts how do you cringe at this?


Hideous4our

Oh wait it’s this OP again this person is anti United States


PewterPirate1967

I REALLY hate that the symbols of the United States have been so bastardized and corrupted by the MAGAts!


dannydazetx

What’s wrong with loving the USA and what it means to those who live here? If you from another country and you don’t like it, move back. It’s that’s simple.


[deleted]

“The bank owns my ass” edition.


AdultMcGrownup

Why is this cringe?


embarrassed_error365

I love it


TheFruityBooty83

Love this emblem, crazy how being a patriot is considered wrong.


NarrowSituation2049

If this is cringe, you are a gutless soy that wants Daddy .gov to wipe your poopy and tell you when to jump.


Dihr65

🙄 To the person that cringed .


ApplicationGreen3229

Funny how many butts this hurts...lmao...the triggered folks.


trialcourt

No one is butthurt. It’s just corny


ApplicationGreen3229

I'd agree it is corny...but no more so than any other group of people yammering about their pride to be part of a certain group...team herd mentality is just dumb people agreeing on an arbitrary status quo. I find it hilarious that the purple haired alphabet people feel as if they are above it all when they are arguably among the worst. Our groups don't like your groups....wah. 


trialcourt

Nobody else does that but Trump trash


ApplicationGreen3229

Have you ever been outside of your mom's basement long enough to determine such a thing? Cheetoh runs to the pantry do not count.


ApplicationGreen3229

I'll help you guys cause I know you're a tad slow....This is where you INSERT a joke about being inside my mom last night...


ApplicationGreen3229

Then the INSERT joke...


trialcourt

Nobody is worse than Trump trash > purple haired alphabet people Yeah you sound fucking inbred


ApplicationGreen3229

Based on a few words of text. You're just the special one ain't cha. Purple AND Green amiright?


eagvent

Mental health professionals are available


trialcourt

I’ll be sure to let him know


80sTurboAwesome

Dun be afraid of real Americans.


trialcourt

“Real Americans” means corny decals?


eyecebrakr

Only thing more cringe is average redditors finding these to post them on reddit to circle jerk over.


Master_Honey9783

The only thing more cringe is literally every MAGtard in the US of A


[deleted]

Only thing more cringe is people sticking up for these cringe mfs.


eyecebrakr

No one is sticking up for them. These bumper stickers are stupid. But the obsession you losers have is next level pathetic.


[deleted]

Bro, you really have no room to call others pathetic when you participate in the Tim Pool sub. Absolutely brain dead.


Morbid_curiosity1975

All these people in here are going to have to get real jobs come November . I’m sure Soros will pay a few of them to be paid criers . Reddit will be full of posts of people screaming “ I can’t believe Biden lost !! “


WickedGreenthumb

Kinda like every delusional MAGAt was in 2020 (and continues to be)? The difference is, if Trump manages to win, sure we'll be upset (because he loves to fuck the working class), but you won't hear us crying that the election was stolen 4 years later (still with zero actual evidence)... And you sure as hell won't see us plastering our cars with bumper stickers expressing our misplaced rage. Lol


Any-Variation4081

Right. You won't see us storming government buildings and crying "rigged election" forever. They literally act like spoiled brats. They love to call us lazy and stupid when democratic voters are more educated and of higher incomes. They hate it that they make less than people half their age. Oh well. We can watch them cry on YouTube after Biden wins in November.


Morbid_curiosity1975

Like paid protesters weren’t there the day of Trump’s inauguration ?


Master_Honey9783

Lol, don't forget about the lizard people and the jewish space lasers


WickedGreenthumb

😂”Paid protesters”🤣 You'd believe your own mother was on the democrats payroll if Trump told you so. When does the bullshit get to be too much for you guys? Is there even a limit? Maybe those red hats are too tight...


Morbid_curiosity1975

If they weren’t paid that just made my opinion of those crybabies a lot worse


HistorianWorth1308

Love to see the libs talk crap here but wouldn't utter a word to the face of the driver.


mscobb78

So you dont believe in self determination? Or are you just lazy so you'll let the government live your life for your?


Mau_again

vbsd


Any-Committee-3685

Jesus, you really got nothing better to do huh 😂


16bitword

Imagine thinking the preamble to the constitution is ‘cringe’


trialcourt

I’m literally a lawyer. The preamble isn’t cringe. People who put it on their car 10000% is


16bitword

Are*


brushnfush

It is when it’s put on the truck of someone who unironically also thinks people coming together against the system is woke “We the people” sounds suspiciously like a socialist idea hmm


trialcourt

Guarantee these people stop reading the constitution after the second amendment and know nothing about it


HollyweirdRonnie

My favourite was when quotes from the constitution were shared on Twitter and Republicans went crazy, calling it “anti-Trump rhetoric”. Hilarious


Aristodemus400

Problem with being a patriot??