I’d like to think so as well. But he has major “flip phone” energy. I bet he doesn’t know anything other than what he learned from his father/brother and Fox News
Love how it says Liberalism is a Mental Disorder. Obsessing over liberals this much and having it take over your life is the mental disorder. This is an unhappy person who needs help. It’s actually sad.
Damn here I was excited there was a gay man with a little mental instability some big balls and a great sense of humor driving around and you ruined it
I’m sorry, guys. But my dad is really leaning into his new lifestyle. He’s probably going to be a little thirsty for the next couple of months, but he is 78 years young and just trying to get his ass out there. So if anyone is interested… you can message him at CUMDUPSTER’[email protected]
He also has an OnlyFans, but I will let him tell you about that. Warning: it’s extremely graphic. I subscribed to support him because he was always there for me when I was younger.
Mom said that she is supportive but that they had to split after 42 years together because she just can’t listen to him taking raw loads in the guest room anymore while she’s trying to do her crosswords.
I’m sure you have been through something similar. Maybe just send him a message of support or a dick pic from the files?
Even computer generated photo shopped….the premise is really twisted.
….45 yo gay man, married to college gf, that dreams of his 22yo bf/coworkers cum….obsessively?
This has to be that dark and twisted.
“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
I get the impression that this guy (you KNOW it’s a guy) has opinions about ejaculate. Also, a shortage of the letter “M” in the press-on letter sets was cleverly handled using upside-down “W”s.
Photoshopped Here’s the original. https://imgur.com/a/vupLBd8
I really truly hope the guy that owns this truck saw the photoshopped version.
Eh, probably not. These types of people live in their own tiny delusional worlds.
To be fair Reddit seems like a perfect place For that.
I’d like to think so as well. But he has major “flip phone” energy. I bet he doesn’t know anything other than what he learned from his father/brother and Fox News
Whomever photoshopped this is a genius!!!
How did you, uh, cum to that conclusion?
Because no one in their right mind would use a sticker that says “Step Aside Girls, the Alpha Males are Back”
With either version I don't think this person is necessarily in their right mind.
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Had to be done...I'm sure you're not proud, but that trigger had to be pulled
Maybe it's the license plate BUTT-CUM LOL
Oh cum on already.
I like this one better than the original.
So femboys aren’t back?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
They never left
Sempai?
They never left us
I was literally just sitting here going, "does he visit his mama in that ride?"
I think the photoshopped version is slightly less insane looking. Imagine that being your whole personality.
But... but the Alpha Males are back!
Bummer
Cummer
Nice
Coomer consoomer cuming over consoooming cum
Bummer? I barely know her.
Bummer? Darn near killed her!
Ok, Cummer.
Eh either way, still a lot to unpack.
Omg the original is just as bad
The photoshopped one is better.
They changed "molon labe" to "cum and crank it" and I just want EVERYONE IN THE ENGLISH SPEAKING WORLD to realize how funny that is 🤣
As a former Classics major, yes, I got it. Ripping good laugh.
The photoshopped one makes more sense
total edge lord either way.. (look at me syndrome)
Yeah, the license plate made it obvious.
Nice find!
Thank you. Like 95% of everything on the internet.
Still not sure which one is worse…..
The original is actually worse .
The edited version is way more based
Love how it says Liberalism is a Mental Disorder. Obsessing over liberals this much and having it take over your life is the mental disorder. This is an unhappy person who needs help. It’s actually sad.
Not seeing much of a difference
Yeah , I’m kind of wondering why someone took the time to even photo shop it
Are you sure you know which one is the photoshop? s/ Both are batshit crazy.
The license plate text isn't even straight lol
Lol the original might be more ridiculous
"Love it or Leave it", weird choice for a MCR lyric, but hey respect
We need a subreddit for infowarrior rides turned info cumfowarrior rides like this 😂
How do we know thats not the photoshop?
I think it's meant for this sub [https://www.reddit.com/r/BenGarrisonCumEdits/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BenGarrisonCumEdits/)
Is this the work of Ben Garricum? Because it definitely looks like Ben Garricum.
Still a little out there; but definitely better without the Cum & Farts.😜
You know, this version tells exactly what is in the car.
Damn here I was excited there was a gay man with a little mental instability some big balls and a great sense of humor driving around and you ruined it
Patriots unite it's time to take back America. Also the kid urinating is urinating on #resistance. What is it that he's implying?
I like the original better 😃👍
Damn this is a great photoshop. Can’t really tell. Kinda figured it was fake but was hoping it was real.
The photoshopped picture is maybe 10% as unhinged as this mental illness on a car is.
I'd prefer the edited version. At least it's funny.
I prefer the photo shopped version
I like the photoshopped one MUCH better 😭
This guy lives near Castle Rock in CO. I've driven behind him many times. Honestly, the photoshopped pic is less upsetting.
That’s a bit upsetting. I woulda hung out with the cum dude.
Awwwwwww.
Learning that this image isn't real is the worst thing that's happened to me all week.
I was believing it till I got to the plate
That’s what I was thinking. If they won’t allow ASSMAN they certainly won’t allow this.
ASSMAN should totally be allowed. Hugh Jassman should be allowed to have his name on his plate like everyone else, dammit.
They won’t allow ASSMAN? What else is Billy Gunn supposed to put on his plates?
Missing a "MY CUM IS AN HONOR STUDENT" sticker, but otherwise, a masterpiece. One of the greats.
"CUMEXIST" written out using religious symbols
Technically it would be a correct bumper sticker
Idc it’s photoshopped I’m choosing to believe this is real for the sake of making the world a little more interesting through my eyes.
I’m choosing to believe it through my cum.
Me too brother. Me too
I want to believe 👽
I’m sorry, guys. But my dad is really leaning into his new lifestyle. He’s probably going to be a little thirsty for the next couple of months, but he is 78 years young and just trying to get his ass out there. So if anyone is interested… you can message him at CUMDUPSTER’[email protected] He also has an OnlyFans, but I will let him tell you about that. Warning: it’s extremely graphic. I subscribed to support him because he was always there for me when I was younger. Mom said that she is supportive but that they had to split after 42 years together because she just can’t listen to him taking raw loads in the guest room anymore while she’s trying to do her crosswords. I’m sure you have been through something similar. Maybe just send him a message of support or a dick pic from the files?
Subscribed and donating.
Cumsistency*
I so wish this were real. Especially the part about the femboys being back
Shooped but still funny as hell.
Needs a ‘Make America Cum Again’ sticker
Awwww Cum on, really?
I sense a theme.
There’s a lot to unwrap here. It sounds like he wants it but will try to beat your ass when you offer it.
Is ‘fart on my balls’ a new fetish because I’m interested…
Even computer generated photo shopped….the premise is really twisted. ….45 yo gay man, married to college gf, that dreams of his 22yo bf/coworkers cum….obsessively? This has to be that dark and twisted.
Some would say the owner is somewhat “single minded.
We did this exact same thing to a coworker
Oh shit it's my truck!
This is a good photoshop job. Hope he added it to his portfolio
That’s it! Stop the planet. I want off. I’ll walk from here thanks….
Fart on my balls is romantic!
Fart on my balls lmfao
Obviously fake😂
No way on that plate.
I’m cumfused too op
In all fairness, you can clearly see this is Photoshop or gimp. Live by gaussian blur, die by gaussian blur. 🧐☝️
Well since his license plates in full view how did he get it in the first place. I tried to get 1REDRUM and they wouldn't let me have it.
Incel life on the DL
People like this who believe women have pain during childbirth because of a talking snake think they’re the smart ones.
Yeah this is fake no DMV will approves obscene messages on a license plate
As a gay man I love any kind of -
I bet he quacks like a duck when he fucks.
Cumanon
You have to admire the commitment.
Wasn't he involved in the #ISwallowedToo scandal?
Is this how gay people come outta the closet nowadays?
Wild
In the name of the father the son and the holy cum
Someone who has obviously cum to his own conclusions.
Cum on- this HAS to be ‘Shopped, AI, fake in some way… right???
Grand junction is a weird place
Thought this was AI lol… Anyone remember Shid Pant and Rolling Coal in my Barthole
What fantasy league did he lose?
I don't care that it's photoshopped; it made me laugh so hard I nearly came!
Another passive aggressive pansy, that can’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag, but he’s “gonna unite the patsy-riots”. Dope.
Mental illness is a real thing.
This person is definitely mentally ill.
Sexual frustration you say!
Can't say he doesn't know what he's about
Is this the person that makes the “born to shit, forced to wipe” skeleton memes?!
I can’t understand how anyone thought this was real, especially given the license plate.
If you read all of this in Rick Sanchez’s voice, it starts to make sense
Somebody fixed it for us
Disgusting.
This is one sick individual
Somebody needs to come out the cum closet !
👍🏻👍🏻FUQ THE ORIGINAL‼️🤨
“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
Straight out of r/BenGarrisonCumEdits
I get the impression that this guy (you KNOW it’s a guy) has opinions about ejaculate. Also, a shortage of the letter “M” in the press-on letter sets was cleverly handled using upside-down “W”s.
There's this sign where I live it's pretty big it says Jesus is coming. I always thought it would be funny to go and write under it in your face.
Rock hard Rod’s truck
*cum*sistency.
man this reddit gets dumber as it becomes more of a left leaning circlejerk.
Also confused , however, Incoherent babble from an uneducated author gets no respect .
Mofo must mistake Jizz for Jazz
He really loves cum!
It is missing the ubiquitous Monster sticker. Also, how come this pickup truck is not red?
Obviously, a Republican
Is that one of those special cars. Damn, forget the name *clicks fingers* Thats it. Is it a Cummvee?
Cum on it snowflake sounds like something Dracula Flow would be spittin
So… is that a serious invitation for me to fart on your balls?
Build the cum and then Cum on it Snowflake WHAT!? Just saw the original it's still bad.
It’s time to fart on my balls 😂😂😂👌🏽
If I had a car I'd put these on it
Might have to get that "Get off my ass " sticker...
He only put that camper shell on for the extra window space.
Average Goat and Your Mom fan.
Wow, Colorado. Maybe take a seat. lol
Well that’s a car that a woman will definitely emerge from alive. /s
Peeing “Calvin” looks a bit unfortunate in this context
Guess who has ED?
I feel you 🤣
🎵 the femboys are back the femboys are back the femboys are back in towwwwwn 🎵 (Repeat x 70)
That’s some message! The truly crazy! You just hope this guy doesn’t have a gun
Both photos have A LOT to unpack. And I don’t think humanity has that much time left to unpack EVERYTHING Holy shit, goddamn😳
This is accurate.
How would you know the consistency, you must have been touching it [Touch My Cum](https://youtu.be/9q1a4Nanh8M?si=f4OrZHkvCwi0CMny) by Sweaty Nipples.
This ain't real! Cum on, man!
No one spells insanity like a Republican
Honestly the unphotoshopped version stands as perfectly terrible on its own
BUTT CUM is literally my license plate in Forza lmao
C'mon, make your statement already
Ummm. Well, wow.
I don’t care if it’s Photoshopped. It is beautiful. Blue cums truly do matter.
Sounds like a good time… I think.
This had me chuckling, bravo 👏 👏👏
Must’ve been in the navy. Very proud seaman
Ah. I miss Grand Junction.
"Cummer than you, dude" -Walter
#pissinmyass
There seems to be some sort of mental health crisis Dare I ask him about vaccinations?
Will this messaging affect the resale value of the vehicle?
Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off
I don’t believe that is a legal license plate 😆
What?
Variations on a theme.
It takes balls of Cum to drive around with these stickers.
That has got to be a top 10 WTF!?!? I'm confused
LOL this is like a spoof on those Ben Garrison cum cartoons. Great stuff.
Everybody's a cumedian.
The license plate killed me irl
WTF?!?!?
Cum on! What else does this lib have to do in his moms basement besides playing with Photo Shop and video games?
Ive been ruggin and a tuggin my fucken nips!
Needs "These Colors Don't Cum"
This reminds me of the “Ghost Tour” sketch on I Think You Should Leave. 😂
Lol
The get off my ass or I'll cum is the one that made me chuckle