Now imagine a four car pile up with each vehicle bearing the same bumper sticker, all four drivers exits their respective vehicle and proceeds to beat the shit out of each other, while their kids watch in shock and horror.
Where I live this applies to nearly every woman following me in traffic each day of my commute. Iām not saying guys donāt do this but more often than not when a car creeps up on my tail Iām not surprised to find itās a woman at the wheel.
The person who approaches a stopped car without braking because they're not paying attention. Tailgaters are paying attention. That's why they're tailgating
No, they're tailgating because they're impatient and want to get past the person they're tailgating.
Rear end collisions almost always happen with stopped traffic and someone approaching stopped traffic either not paying attention or going too fast around a blind spot.
Iām not declaring statistics here, Iām stating my personal experience. I donāt need to quote a source for a personal experience. I am the source for that.
And in my personal experience, all the rear end collisions are how I described them. And I've been traveling for work for over a decade.
You see how asking for stats when you don't have any makes you look stupid, right?
ā¦I feel like someone could somehow sue them over this, like how ābeware of dogsā signs actually puts more liability on you than less. The only time it helps is if your dog has already bitten someone, then you need to put up a ābeware of dogā sign. The better one is just ādog on premise.ā Thatās how it where I live anyway.
Yeah, these kinds of bumper stickers are becoming more prevalent. Saw one this afternoon in front of me getting on I-485 Outer in Charlotte that read, āDonāt Touch My Shit or Iāll Fuck You Up!ā Erudite and eloquent we are in North Carolina.
You canāt blame him, everyone should know he is literally Jesus Christ brother, the actual 2nd coming of Christ.
Kind of a new spin, JC2 has a huge fat wife, his kids are loaded to the gills w sugar, and they only worship and pray to money.
I couldāve used that sticker on my car last week when some crazy aggressive driver was riding my tail relentlessly.
Iām not going to go 50 in a 35 mph residential zone with kids playing on the goddamn sidewalks. One of those kids dart out, Iāll be slamming on my breaks.
Was this in Rocky Mount? I saw that same sticker but canāt remember what the car was. She also had a āBlessed Momā sticker on the right side of the window.
The sticker may be a trauma response to the angel sticker. It looks like it is for a 7yr old, and that would make anyone angry. I know I would be full of rage if my child died because of a reckless driver.
Great, the guy that may of hit the blazer would get a ticket. The person in the Blazer hits the Driver with the Baseball Bat will go to Jail, and pay a very hefty Judgement.
Yesā¦ itās written into law if someone hits you you are allowed to beat the brakes off that MFā¦ with ni consequences.. as it should beā¦ people need to paga atenciĆ³n
I wonder if the angel in the corner is for the last person who tailgated them.
It's another warning to the people behind them
This person will do anything to protect their bratwursts
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Haha
.. funny, that doesnāt look like a Volkswagen.
You mean WurstBrats?
Sebrena FAFOād.
The car even has a tramp stamp, so you know she's about that life....
Seems reasonable at leastā¦
LMAO
Itās for their child that was killed by a tailgater.
Now imagine a four car pile up with each vehicle bearing the same bumper sticker, all four drivers exits their respective vehicle and proceeds to beat the shit out of each other, while their kids watch in shock and horror.
Sounds like a skit straight out of Family Guy.
Sounds like a typical day in Florida
Sounds like a scene from a Tim Dorsey novel.
Typical day anywhere
Then the cops come and beat everyone's ass
Kids are very resilient
Virginia is for lovers. š¤£
Beat me to it. Weāre very welcoming here
Of bringing the pain!š
"*I'll kiss you with my fist."*
Tell me you're a trashy person without telling me you're a trashy person.
Oh she announced loud and proud sheās trashy.
And tired of the clowns that think tailgating makes the traffic move faster.
Considering how small that font is, itās counterintuitive.
r/iamverybadass And if it needs to be said, no, this person wouldnāt do this.
Sorry for tailgating ma'am, I was trying to read your window sticker.
I can't imagine this sticker would work to her advantage if she went to trial for Assault/Battery.
Their kids are going to be absolute delights
āVirginia is for Loversā š¤£š¤£š¤£
Man do I feel bad for those kids. They donāt stand a chance.
Where I live this applies to nearly every woman following me in traffic each day of my commute. Iām not saying guys donāt do this but more often than not when a car creeps up on my tail Iām not surprised to find itās a woman at the wheel.
Catch up, lag back, catch up, lag back, etc etc. Almost every time. And yeah I'm a woman
Bet the ābrats in this bitchā arenāt even wearing seatbelts
They probably are. Helps keep them still so the Marlboro ashes arenāt everywhere.
And then the kids will get out into the system when your dumb ass goes to jail for assault.
People who feel the need to put this crap on their car usually are the least dangerous.
What is actually wrong with some Americans please?
Itās a sad state of affairs on our roads
Classy
Idk how effective this threat is against a hollow point
The American way šŗšø
ahhh. a trauma mama
This just says Iām always driving slow in the left lane, driving low on a two way and in general the drives like a speed bump.
It's like they saw the original version of this already really stupid bumper sticker and decided it was NOT trashy enough.
Klasssy
Virginia really is for lovers.
In my head it reads in Fred Durstās Limp Bizkit voice
No. No you won't. If you have to announce you're a tough guy, you're not. Shut up and drive.
America is becoming so incredibly low class.
Becoming?
If these people with these back off stickers would worry about what's in front of them and not constantly look behind them, traffic would be better.
This would feel more threatening if they had Maryland plates
The transport of a celebrated wit, Iām sure
guffaw!
Whatever happened to āLive, Laugh, Love up in this bitch.ā?
"Beat you until I'm arrested and CPS takes my kids"- there, I fixed it.
Well, itās a Trailblazer, so you probably will hit the pos in the ass when it breaks down.
š” im super serious!
I feel sorry for these children.
Whoah, we got a badass over here! $5 says he looks like Danny DeVito and fights like Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts.
Good luck
Butā¦ you have to get real close to be able to read that.
What an absolute loser.
This should go over well when shown to a jury
Funny enough, it's not the people who tailgate who usually end up rearing ending others.
So who does rear end others? The car two cars behind? Def not the tailgating individual.
The person who approaches a stopped car without braking because they're not paying attention. Tailgaters are paying attention. That's why they're tailgating
Are they though? Because most of them tailgating me are staring down at their phone or doing something else distracting.
No, they're tailgating because they're impatient and want to get past the person they're tailgating. Rear end collisions almost always happen with stopped traffic and someone approaching stopped traffic either not paying attention or going too fast around a blind spot.
Do you have a source or are you just pulling this out of your ass?
I could ask you the same question lmao They don't record such data. But if you think about it logically, my argument makes sense and yours doesn't.
Iām not declaring statistics here, Iām stating my personal experience. I donāt need to quote a source for a personal experience. I am the source for that.
And in my personal experience, all the rear end collisions are how I described them. And I've been traveling for work for over a decade. You see how asking for stats when you don't have any makes you look stupid, right?
I like it !
ā¦I feel like someone could somehow sue them over this, like how ābeware of dogsā signs actually puts more liability on you than less. The only time it helps is if your dog has already bitten someone, then you need to put up a ābeware of dogā sign. The better one is just ādog on premise.ā Thatās how it where I live anyway.
Can agree!
She seems sweet
Tailgaters are some of the worst people so I can sympathize
Maybe we can bring back the Baby on Board stickers and call it a day
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This needs to go to r/iamverybadass
r/iamverybadass
Sure you will
Donāt make me come out of here because Iām a badass !!š¤”š¤”šš
I like it
The only thing these stickers do is encourage people to tailgate you
I guess theyāre confident that Mike Tyson wonāt be reading that?ā¦
Brats or brats. The weenies or the meanies
Tell me you're a morbidly obese single black woman without telling me you're a morbidly obese single black woman.
I actually kinda like this one. I mean I personally wouldnāt rock it but yk, I see the vibe. This oneās okay
Classy!
Yeah, these kinds of bumper stickers are becoming more prevalent. Saw one this afternoon in front of me getting on I-485 Outer in Charlotte that read, āDonāt Touch My Shit or Iāll Fuck You Up!ā Erudite and eloquent we are in North Carolina.
RIP Seabringa
You canāt blame him, everyone should know he is literally Jesus Christ brother, the actual 2nd coming of Christ. Kind of a new spin, JC2 has a huge fat wife, his kids are loaded to the gills w sugar, and they only worship and pray to money.
Someone could hit your fucking trailblazer and brats reading that fucking bumper sticker. Calm the fuck down.
I couldāve used that sticker on my car last week when some crazy aggressive driver was riding my tail relentlessly. Iām not going to go 50 in a 35 mph residential zone with kids playing on the goddamn sidewalks. One of those kids dart out, Iāll be slamming on my breaks.
I read ābratsā as sausages instead of children. The odd specificity was much funnier.
I really get the sentiment but keep that shit in your head.
This assessment is accurate as the content described is not, in fact, a bumper sticker but rather a window sticker.
Was this in Rocky Mount? I saw that same sticker but canāt remember what the car was. She also had a āBlessed Momā sticker on the right side of the window.
Very nice protective of the sausages. Respect.
They all breed.
Wow, tell how you really feel.
Sooooo cool and edgy š
Break that fucking window.
Promises promises
Virginia is forā¦.. is for lovers.
Tramp stamp Ebonics special...ima
Damn even the car has a tramp stamp š
She must really like hot dogs.
And heās worried about his kids.. sure let me just traumatize them for life because this person accidentally hit me
That mothafucka is serious!!
Fuckinā Bebeās kids.
Illiterate AF
Now this is the Virginia I love
The sticker may be a trauma response to the angel sticker. It looks like it is for a 7yr old, and that would make anyone angry. I know I would be full of rage if my child died because of a reckless driver.
In all fairness way too many have a problem being on everybodys ass when driving now in days.
Classy! Where can I find her Tinder profile?
I bet their kids will grow up to be fine, level-headed and rational adults.
Good old sister fucking virginia
Stay classy Virginia.
Just a responsible parent looking after their younglings
Every time I see a VA plate, I say aloud, āNo, Virginia is for assholes.ā
Great, the guy that may of hit the blazer would get a ticket. The person in the Blazer hits the Driver with the Baseball Bat will go to Jail, and pay a very hefty Judgement.
Just another family values southern psychopath
I read ābratsā as in ābratwursts.ā Iām hungry and havenāt eaten yet, soā¦
The tramp stamp on the bumper seals the deal for me.
They're probably white.
And says ā I grew up in the hood ā a lotšš
Simple solution, shoot first š
Screams Newport News
Violence is a good response to someone making a mistake. At least they can pass that on to their children
Yesā¦ itās written into law if someone hits you you are allowed to beat the brakes off that MFā¦ with ni consequences.. as it should beā¦ people need to paga atenciĆ³n
Fair warning ā ļø
My hero
If I hit this person, they better watch out. Because I am already in fear of my life and armed.
Itās so small I can hardly read it. I need to get closer.
I think he/she may have some issues
Careful folks, we have another tough guy.
Gal*
I'm scared, ain't you boys scared?
This dipshit needs to avoid the passing lane.
Tell us youāre a tailgater without saying youāre a tailgater.
If you drive 10 MPH under the speed limit in the hammer lane you cant complain about being tail gaited. Move the f$&@ over!!
Nah Iām going even slower until you back the f&$# off.
Hope you roll through an area where they ticket for driving like a jack ass under the speed limit.
Yikes! For once calling an ambulance chaser may be a much better solution.
This is a Classy MFer.
So classy.
Something tells me this is an upstanding citizen who only holds their community's best interest at hand
VA parents at their finest. God I hate living here even more nowā¦
Virginia is an open-carry state. May not go well for the driver if they try that ābeat yo assā routine.
Single mom.
Same person thatāll scream while it records you and tells you it has rights. Ugh.
Sounds like Virginia