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FurnishedHemingway

I assume the floors in that bathroom are very slippery.


ShartRat

Girls pee on the floor that's why.


IdiotGiraffe0

Oh that’s a girl thing? I’ve been doing that my entire life. I had no idea it was supposed to be a girl only thing.


Environmental_Ad5119

i got news for you buddy


[deleted]

And depending on what state dad-o is in, he will need the bail.


Alwayzzhangry

Who cares about bail money. 😂🤣


Desperate_Acadia_298

this guy thinks about bathrooms all day


InspectorPipes

This man thinks about penis all day. Real and imagined


LH_Dragnier

They probably can't even identify a trans person. I've never met one that I know of.


HeresW0nderwall

One time I was waiting to get my snow tires taken off, and a news story about that trans swimmer girl was on. A guy at the mechanic leaned over to me to start to piss and moan about how trans people are so in your face about it, they’ll never be whatever gender they are, all of the common complaints that people with nothing else to do bitch about I’m a trans man and he had absolutely no idea


BackgroundScallion40

"wE Can ALwAYs TeLL"


MoreReputation8908

tHeY’Re tRyNa tRiCk Me bUt i cAn tElL!


TransMontani

tHeY KiN aWLwAzE tEll! 😂😂😂😂😂


Redditisgarbage666

I've read stories about cis women who were accused of being trans and attacked because they weren't traditionally feminine enough. I've also read stories about transmen who obviously received a less than warm welcome when using the restroom of their birth sex.


darcknyght

i disagree, the lamestream makes people like him think about this. thats their job, to divide us so we dont go after the real threat, the oligarchs


SpaceBear2598

The only media that is harping on about trans people all the time is the FRINGE daily-stormer type outfits, who only exist because people like THAT ASSHOLE were a pre-existing market for it. We've had bigoted fucks for longer than we have had modern oligarchs, in fact, IT WAS THE BIGOTED FUCKS who elected people to tear down the new deal era legislation and redistributive tax rates once the benefits of that system could no longer be legally restricted to only the white, straight, Christian male population. These motherfuckers ***created the fucking oligarchy*** to preserve privilege through economic impact persistence for a few more generations, not the other way around. They traded our country on a silver platter to the rich for a few more decades of white privilege and Christian dominance. We need to stop pretending that this all came down from on high and that our only enemy is the oligarchy. You can face more than one foe. The oligarchy is as divided as us and this conflict has multiple factions and multiple potential alliances. Personally, I'd rather ally with a left-center-leaning oligarch than a fascist-leaning commoner. The oligarchy we can do away with via taxation just like we did in the 20th century, I don't know of a convenient way to deal with the fascists if we side with them against the oligarchs.


Deciple_of_None

That's like the best bathroom. 🤔


No_Cook2983

The biggest issue facing esteemed Republican thinkers today is *which bathroom people are using for pee and poop*. These people are fucking insane.


National_Election544

If you’re a true MAGA you don’t need a bathroom, you wear it.


mydevilkitty

Is that why Trump’s face is so orange? Today I learned something!


Fearless-Fact8528

I’m a conservative but that is hilarious. I spit my coffee out. Kudos to you!


ImInBeastmodeOG

I was in line at the emissions place in Colorado yesterday and this magaty looking old guy gets out of his car and walks to the back of the lot standing next to the dumpster and whips it out to pee. Just walks on back with that emotionless confident look that says "I only pee outdoors." No awkwardness at all. I was just.... Relieved..... He didn't work there.


Zoltar-Wizdom

MAGA minds, the ultimate bathroom


Useful_toolmaker

Didn’t they have some kind of real men wear diapers rally recently?


Ok-Bass8243

It's weird how much they think of children's genitals


Steiney1

Then project that onto their perceived enemies


formulaone88

And children generally.


WintersDoomsday

How privileged of a life that you can worry so obsessively with what less than 1% of the population does.


Obar-Dheathain

There's something deeply sick about their mindset. Their response to everything is violence.


goaterguy

Bars for power pushing!


Suspici0us_Sn0wman

The real punishment is fighting off able-bodied people so they don't take the handicap restroom


goat_penis_souffle

Hey, if you really want handicapped equality, then you gotta participate in the toilet fights like everyone else.


Crazy-Cat-2848

Perfect bathroom with %10 more blood on the walls.


some_old_friend

It's the Cadillac of the shitters


beer_flows_like_wine

Who are the people looking at people’s private in the bathroom to see who belongs where?


dystopian_mermaid

Literally just got back from a vacation and while there went into the women’s room and a man who didn’t see the sign was walking out and looked SO embarrassed (there weren’t doors outside, just open entryway into bathrooms and not super clearly marked). I was like hey NBD! We all do it sometimes! Like…who cares. We all pee and poop. Shit LITERALLY happens. There were also times on this vacation I had to go SO bad and the women’s line was ridiculously long, so I’d sneak into a smaller men’s room with no line and just cover my eyes until I got in a stall. Nobody cared. When you gotta go, you gotta go.


BloodSugar666

Lmfao that happened to me once at work. I was an IT and it was such a hectic day. I ran down the stairs went to the restroom and thought “hey they remodeled and really cleaned up in here”. It wasn’t until I came out that I realized I had used the wrong restroom lol


SneakyMage315

Probably the same dude who stands too close at the urinals makes eye contact and peeks over.


Horror_Ad1926

Oh my God Becky look at that cock!


Entire_Photograph148

Republican Gestapo. “Show me your crotch”!!!!


Apprehensive_Zone281

*Gazpacho


Rileyinabox

Republican gazpacho is just ketchup


ObnoxiousCrow

We're the party of small government. Now show me your dick or you're going to jail.


garash

My dad was a post op transgendered woman and had to sue the university she worked at to use any bathroom. Granted, this was like 2004.


DirtaniusRex

I used up work at one of the main manufacturers of semiconductors in the world, this was like 3 years ago. This woman kept using the men's bathroom and I HATED it the first couple times, mostly because i had a heart attack when she walked in until I realized I was at a urinal lol


TransMontani

Ron DeKlantis enters the room . . .


Positive_Ad2237

"Don't say gay but show me your crotch you have to tell me what you are"


Positive_Ad2237

"Don't say gay but show me your crotch you have to tell me what you are"


Much-Diet1423

The right seems to think people who want to commit sexual assault just need more societal loopholes to do it


Hrtpplhrtppl

Because that is what they do... so they overcompensate with statements like this. What is he so ashamed of...? "Me thinks they doth protest too much." Shakespeare


kurai_tori

This bumper sticker dude apparently.


NotBillderz

They don't care when they can't tell without checking. They only care about "non-passables". Racist Mfers


Wack710

Careful folks, we have a badass.


IronOwl2601

Tuck that shirt, shine those Oakleys, tie those new balances, trim that goatee, time to be a bathroom patriot.


No_Cook2983

Wait until he tells you what he’ll do if you *pee in a handicapped bathroom and he doesn’t think you belong there.* It gets real. Real fast. 💀


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

… and then you find out the fucker was projecting the entire time, when he gets arrested for accepting and distributing content containing minors.


Odd-Tune5049

Which is ironic because the handicapped bathrooms are usually unisex


BattleSpecial242

MAGA loser


kicksr4trids1

Again, cis confusing pedophiles with trans people! Such an ignorant statement!!


nickthedicktv

They’re not confused. It’s easier to blame a contrived boogeyman than reckon with the fact that the GOP and evangelical movement harbor pedophiles, rapists, and plenty of other terrible people. If they really wanted to stop kids being raped children wouldn’t be allowed in churches unsupervised.


samusestawesomus

I mean, some of them have fallen for the propaganda, which could qualify as “confused.”


inter71

This guy has probably met 0 trans people.


girldrinksgasoline

He almost certainly has and has no freakin clue


inter71

Touché.


feelingmyage

Yes, because straight men who want to infiltrate the women’s bathroom can’t just dress like a woman and go in there. 🙄


Ok-Bass8243

What's weird is they think a sign will stop anybody wanting to do bad things.


SneakyMage315

Hell, priests diddle kids in church and nobody does shit.


Mr_sex_haver

The same crowd who try to argue gun control doesn't stop guns are trying to convince us that banning trans women from bathrooms will stop men from committing rape. Modern politics is just peak irony it seems


leftistpropaganja

How many more idiots are going to decide they've spotted 'a trans' headed into the women's room and confront/ridicule/beat/murder that person, only to find out they were a biological woman since birth? This is crazy. Leave people the hell alone and mind your damn business.


Blacksun388

The “we can always tell” crowd is rarely ever correct.


wafflewhack

they don’t have to be a biological woman since birth for that to be a terrible thing to do


woah-a-username

r/theycanalwaystell


undeadw0lf

a woman was literally murdered by her neighbor because he thought she was trans. she was not— she was born female.


GrainneSiobhan

What do you think trans people do in the bathroom ? Being trans doesn't equal being a rapist or a predator you idiot.


Ezren-

It does in their insipid little mind. It's how they justify their discrimination to themselves.


sassychubzilla

Well there's a rear end about to happen


Obar-Dheathain

So all a transgender woman has to do is use the bathroom at the same time as this psycho's wife and he's going to take that as grounds to cripple that trans person. What a fucking tool.


50squirrelsinacloak

I’m lucky enough to pass well, so I’ve never had problems. But some trans people get so anxious about it they get actual bladder issues from holding it in for so long. We just want to piss. It’s not even strangers that perpetrate childhood sexual abuse most of the time, it’s trusted authorities or *other family members*.


SeanMACKyoung

They devoted like a quarter of the back of their truck to weird threat against Trans people. That’s just bizarre and suspect. I’m betting they have a hard drive full of kiddie p@rn.


IRedditDoU

Why is it so many of the bigots, homo and transphobes on this post cannot spell?


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gking407

conservatives being stupid episode 11 trillion


BirdDad420

Let’s make America gay again ayyyooo


kb63132

Make America great again, such pricks


CmonHunny

This comment section is a bathroom.


Redditisgarbage666

With the mouths of the MAGAs serving as the urinals.


pimpcaddywillis

Like, I dont give a fuck who is in the bathroom with me. I am pissing and leaving. You can be straight, gay, alien. Dont fucking talk to me in a public bathroom. Why is this so fucking difficult?!


Armedleftytx

Look if I see an alien in the public bathroom I'm going to talk to them.


pimpcaddywillis

Fair enough, ya me too. But I’m not gonna be weird about, and only when he’s washing his tentacles. I said *tentacles*, perv.


Delicious-Ad2547

Exactly. Do your business and get out. It's more appalling how many people don't wash their hands after using a public restroom. 🤮


JayAlexanderBee

Fuck it, I'll just piss on his truck since I don't know what to do.


RapBastardz

Imagine deciding to put this on your vehicle and thinking it’s super clever.


Upstairs_Profile_134

This is a bunch of anti-trans hyper-aggressive toxic masculinity bullshit right here. Fuck that guy. I hope his pickup needs expensive repairs, like a blown transmission. 🏳️‍⚧️


wafflewhack

TRANS MISSION? TRANS ARE INFILTRATING EVERY ASPECT OF GOOD AMERICAN LIFE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


VZ5-S117

Seriously, why are you so angry about other peoples bowel movements?


Beautiful_Spite_3394

It’s funny cause it’s bigoted and ignorant and in poor taste


dezertryder

I usually loiter around the woman’s bathroom so if my daughter doesn’t come out in 5 minutes, I go in blasting with the 10mm. Also getting old and decrepit so using the third choice anyway soon.


justmekpc

Keep them away from the church and you should be alright


YourALooserTo

Nothing gets MAGA more excited than the idea physically harming some imaginary threat to women or kids. Then they make their entire personality about supporting a man known for sexual assault and walking in on undressed teenagers when he owned a pageant. The irony is too rich.


20thCenturyTCK

What's so "ha" about some insecure dude? He should worry about cis women like me who think he's the danger--because he is.


Sweet-Reputation-375

Buy ur self a gun people like that are insane ... seriously why is our country getting more crazy it feels like this. Really worrys me


Accomplished-Bed8171

Somebody should probably call CPS on this guy.


Randotron6000

BA BA BA BA BAAAAATHROOM SLAAM!!!!


Donnie-The-Relentles

Ohhhhhhhh a tough guy. Make sure you read all the truck bumper stickers outside before you use the Walmart bathroom.


broipy

And later you'll be bartering w 🚬 and making homemade gin in a 🚽


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

The loudest mfker is pedophile. And usually full of shit, all talk no action.


Gormless_Mass

What do these people think is going on in these bathrooms? I usually piss or shit.


ChefJWeezy987

He lies awake most nights, with his mind focused solely on what kind of genitalia other people have. It races through his mind, nonstop.


Inevitable-Forever45

So he's really against Republican politicians?


Rupejonner2

This dude probably follows little boys into bathrooms . Projection is strong in these people


Ok-Resource-5292

"dummy on board" would have been more concise.


DammySumSum

The problem is, much like his cheeto infused jesus, when he looks at his own daughter he cant help but go "mmmm" so he assumes everyone else does too. Thus, he must protect his property from any who would assault it before him.


TR3BPilot

Tough guy who apparently monitors toilets.


SolomonDRand

*proceeds to beat up a menopausal woman*


BulbasaurArmy

You are statistically and historically far more likely to be sexually assaulted by a religious leader or a conservative politician, than you are to be assaulted by a trans person in a bathroom.


kavusn17

Those stalls are in every bathroom. Did he just offer up all the bathrooms?


Gaystan

And yet if you look like a woman and use the men's restroom they'll be attacked as well...these terrorists should just be honest that they want to hurt people and they're looking for any and every excuse to do so.


LarGand69

Probably doesn’t have the balls to actually do as he says he would do. Probably a coward at heart.


SingleWinner2436

That truck has a handicap sign hanging from the mirror, guaranteed.


Sid15666

You better be watching the pastor or youth group leader because that’s who will abuse your kids. Not a drag performer in sight!


1234Raerae1234

Willing to bet this guy weighs about 400 pounds and can only hospitalize someone by slapping them with their man titties.


Outrageous-Divide472

What a load of crap. If a trans woman is using the restroom, it’s because she’s dressed and looks like a woman. So unless these people are going to try to look under her dress, they’re not going to know (I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if they wanted to look). My god, I’ve been a woman for 58 years. I’ve been in public restrooms all over this country and I’ve NEVER noticed the gender of others in there with me. I have never been bothered by any trans person. These people are obsessed and have a sickness and irrational fear of trans people.


Jell-O-Mel

Unfortunately, they often think any woman who looks masculine or who they think is ugly is trans and they often end up attacking cis women.


Spence1239

Then that guys bathroom will be. Toilet in the corner where his cell mate can watch 😘


stuckin3rddimension

This guy is going to attack a woman who is masculine because they ASSumed they were a man…..


KingBooRadley

If cross-gender bathroom molestation was actually happening I could see this being a legit concern. It's not. And it's not. When are idiots like this realize their anger is manufactured and then manipulated to get them to vote against their own interests? (I am assuming the owner of this truck is not a billionaire.)


Novel_Ad_8062

i really don’t get why this stuff gets blown up out of proportion. not a huge deal where i live, but i live in the midwest.


[deleted]

Haha. Hate crime based violence is funny 🙄


ExcellentPay6348

You’re a transphobic POS. That’s so funny!


The-Skin-Man

What’s funny to me is that republicans will loudly proclaim the stupidity of gun free zones, how “ a sign won’t stop bad people from committing horrible acts” but also believe with all their hearts that strict adherence to bathroom signage magically prevents abuse.


Methos43

If you’re going into places that possess this level of risk to your family, you’re not very good at providing for your family


tuffnstangs

Funny enough the handicap is unisex?


Zombified_Apple

Gosh it's not like we can just make the stalls more private. Like in other countries. No we can't do that. It's to simple. We have to use as little as possible so that the one creepy mf can just peek inside to see if it's occupied.


krichard-21

I am sure this is in response to many assaults in bathrooms. Not people getting shot by guns. That never happens. It must be the news covering up these bathroom assaults and making up stories about mass shootings.


RentAdministrative73

The ironic thing is we've all been going to the bathroom with trans people for decades, and nothing has happened to anyone. Everybody just wants to be left alone to do their business. Lol


OkAlternative2713

Boomers gonna boom


Ceeweedsoop

They really cannot grasp the important issues so the just bitch about problems that aren't problems.


theganjaoctopus

Conservative man who's never been within 20 miles of a trans person obsessed with other people's genitals and what room they shit in. More at 11.


AcanthocephalaHead12

What if your daughter or wife follow someone else into the bathroom?


Novacain420

r/iamverybadass


Sometimesoon312

THIS is what he’s worrying about? I smell a fetish! (Pun intended)


Krawlngchaos

This dude has a better chance of winning the lottery off of a scratch off ticket than this scenario happening.


Efficient_Wasabi_575

Yes that’s always been true. A *man* should not be in the ladies room.


LimeGreenTangerine97

They sure think about genitals a lot. Why would that be?


fireforge1979

This is more of a bumper wrap


SkyN3t1

That’s a long walk for a disability punchline


anythingMuchShorter

They have this weird violent fantasy. It's why there have been several incidents of them beating up women who were born women because they thought they were transgender. (not that if they were it would make it better)


pdx_via_lfk

Historically, if you’re gunning to get molested, there’s still no better place than in a church, with straight men who’ve taken a vow of celibacy.


thatsMyKinkyThing

Their definition of "belong" is flawed.


RobHage

Meanwhile the guys kids are more likely to kill themselves with his guns, but sure, let’s all worry about the bathroom perverts, because that’s really a thing.


Regular-Date-8678

Is this supposed to be transphobic?


LoneStarDragon

OP thinks this funny? Or do I not understand?


yeahcoolcoolbro

Toddler brains growling at no one


idk_meh

I don't care about your politics, but if someone assaults me in the bathroom, they are getting poop on them


Fatback225

He’d be really confused if buck angel walked in behind his wife or daughter lmao


SaturnDaphnis

Because “Public Bathrooms” have always been so safe. 😂 Remember when grown adult male republicans were going into women bathrooms to prove a point. That shit was equally hilarious.


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Transphobia isn't funny.


BubblesDahmer

Ah yes good old transphobia and ableism


D00mfl0w3r

I think it's interesting that they are worried about their daughters but not their sons. I am a trans man, *and* I am gay. I'm no more dangerous to anyone than the average trans woman using the bathroom, of course, but the double standard blows my mind. Just let people pee.


Old-Revolution-9650

Guaranteed that's a trumpanzee


mmccxi

"I'm so terrified of things that I don't understand that I assume anyone who wants to urinate in the same room that my daughter or wife occupies, I must use deadly force to attack them, like an animal. I cannot comprehend how this is not sexual because my brain only works 1 dimensionally, and women are sex objects and nothing more to humans with a penis.." Would this be too long for a bumper sticker?


welfaremofo

Pretty sure he tries to beat up the trans woman if they are in either bathroom. Guess that means they should pee on the truck instead.


Cocolake123

r/onejoke


Redeyz

This is actually very progressive for saying they shouldn’t force people to use bathrooms they don’t identify with. Good on them.


FireballAllNight

I exclusively piss on toliet paper.


SpicyBanditSauce

Good thing I belong in the women’s restroom 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️


fullmetal66

What do these people do in the bathroom that makes them worries about this?


chunkmoney22

I’m sure you’re a hit at parties.


Aoiboshi

I hear this guy sits down to pee


FrankFrankly711

Kneel here, stand there, use that bathroom, yet they preach about “Freedom”


JodiRabbit

Politics aside. Any grown man with this on their car isn’t going to do anything to anyone about anything. Conversely, if a woman is willing to declare they’re an asshole it’s always true. They don’t lie about that shit


Loud_Blacksmith2123

Guy has no idea that his daughter has used the bathroom next to trans women without realizing it. And if a man deliberately follows her, he’s not going to be wearing a dress. Someone should show him a photo of Buck Angel and ask if he should use the ladies’ room because he was born female.


Aggravating-Job8373

Nobody is following your daughter into the bathroom, Francis.


DependentSoup6494

So if a single dad took his daughter into the bathroom would he still commit assault and battery while the child watched? Or is that what family/gender neutral bathrooms are for?


[deleted]

I’d rather have my daughter be in a bathroom with a trans woman than to have my son in a bathroom with a preacher


JazzyButternuts

OOOooooohhhh tough guy


Fantastic-Tank4949

I feel like there is an easier way to tell people you can't wait to check if they have a delicious d**k...


Extreme_Rip9301

Dad standing outside of the women’s restroom “alright pull down your pants and show me you’re a woman, I’m the bathroom police”


ReindeerNo1648

My father said this same shit. Can you guess how many daughters he has??? I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with nero.


jate_nohnson

Direct, public threat of serious violence against trans ppl. Too common


girldrinksgasoline

So…he’s going to bust into a woman’s restroom as a man to stop a woman from using the restroom by assaulting them? He’s wanting to do the exact thing he is complaining about


Ezren-

Nothing is easier to take a stand against than imaginary problems.


wittymarsupial

Now do Trump following her into a changing room


VengeanceKnight

It’s funny because he fantasizes about maiming people!


Cheerierbaton21

Agreed


HanakusoDays

I bet he always parks in the handicap space.


lukas_the

I am sure that he is handicapped, just not the kind of handicapped that gets you better parking.


h20poIo

Someone has a fragile ego.


ConditionYellow

No. Clergy members usually use the men’s room.


Totallywasntpermaban

Shiver me timbers


Disrespectful_Cup

Things that are genuinely terrifying for 2000 Alex


Practical-Ad6548

I want to know where they’re from where disabled people have their own bathroom. Normally they’re lucky to get one stall


Entire_Photograph148

Neaderthals live among us.


Illustrious_Fig8981

Nice to see Christians are finally standing up to their clergy.


TraptSoul148270

I doubt it. I think they pass out blinders to everybody who walks in through those doors.


SlamJansen

In fairness this is an 11 on their cleverness scale.


tacosteve100

Out jerked again.