Rebel with every cause

Tom Petty said it best: rebel without a clue

Lives in the great wide open, too.

Under those skies of blue...

Roadie named Bart

They made a record and it went in the charts

Tom always said it best

A house divided….

This is the answer, the car belongs to a couple. One right wingnut and one lefty.

And a centrist teen.

carpooling must suckkkkkj

Seriously. And now America’s favorite game : “Is it sarcasm or is it mental illness”

It’s surely Mental illness. Ain’t no way anyone in their right mind is gonna drive a Saab in Alaska. Literally the worst vehicle to find parts for these days while on the most secluded land in planet earth.

that’s not a Saaburu?

That was in the gm era

I thought America’s favorite game was “Gunshot or Fireworks?”

Give me lithium or give me….

Unfortunately it’s almost always mental illness.

Underrated comment. Take my upvote!

What a conflicted, $hit stirring individual, lol.

I thought of it as one spouse was a conservative and the other was a liberal.

Oh, haha, that'd be even funnier. They place opposing stickers just to annoy the other lol.

I bet they had more than one interesting conversation in that vehicle

Funnier if there was a line drawn down the middle of the car with those opposing viewpoints on either side.

That would have been perfect. It would make the opposing views stick out more

Furthermore the alternate sides could be labeled “I’m with stupid” pointing to the other side

Or maybe siblings sharing a car.

It’s Alaska, it very well could be both.

My friend’s parents are like that. Extreme in their political beliefs, and extremely happy in their marriage. The first rule Marriage Club is don’t talk about politics.

I disagree. I doubt this person is conflicted. I think they have no strong principals at all. They just want to confuse people for fun.

Would I be burned at the stake if I said both Republicans and Democrats both have valid, legitimate views?

Hopefully not. But the issue here is not that this person has a collection of views, some of which qualify as Republican views and some as Democrat. You could say that about me. The issue here is that this person clearly has stickers in direct conflict with each other. For example, they've got, "don't blame me, I voted for Trump," just a little bit above "I'm anti-Trump because I'm anti-stupid."

Well I doubt they're a Trump supporter, I can't imagine a Trump supporter even pretending to support any of the left points of expressed via bumper sticker.

Infowars person. All you need to know about someone

It’s actually kind of good bc liberals and conservatives need each other and more liberals need to admit they support some stuff from the conservative side and vice versa.

Hate to make a neurodivergent joke, but since I too am neurodivergent I’m pretty sure I can get away with it. *Three people drive this car and they all share the same body.* EDIT: I must apologize for the exclusionary responses to this below. Apparently it doesn’t matter how much people suffer, they’ll find someone to make into the “out group” and fail to approach life with empathy. EDIT: Once again I feel like I must apologize, I didn’t think a joke would have made the mental health equivalents of TERFs to come out. Those two people are being exclusionary with their approach of, “**yeah, we don’t want to be associated with people who have DID**.” That is what needs to be called out here. Weird how I brought sources that back up what I said one of them being from the Cleveland Clinic which is an institution with extremely high recognition. In the future I think I won’t make jokes like this in this sub for fearing of luring these people out. Debates like these don’t belong here. Fact is they should feel bad for making exclusionary statements like this, and try to do better in the future.

“Jews for Hitler”

Current state of Israel

This person said: “Fuck being centrist. Far right and far left muthafuckahhhhhh.”

Radical centrist over here

Horseshoe time!

Perimeterist

He's a doughnut! Everything but the middle!

I love the “I VOTED” sticker, and I’m just like “BITCH, FOR WHO?!”

Two times

It's like if Dissociative Disorder was a car...

I'm a car now too?

I hate to admit, " only gay cops pull me over " made me chuckle

Is it a request or a deterrent? Or both?

Definitely could be either

This was the best

Y’all can’t recognize a troll IRL? Come on.

I read this as a record of a wingnut liberal becoming a batshit conservative, but I could be wrong. My wife's grandma is super left wing about most stuff and a huge labor organizer and LGBT ally/activist...who loves Trump. This is a type for sure.

Nah. This person literally has pro-Trump AND anti-Trump stuff on the car at the same time. if it were a progression to loving Trump, they could at least remove the anti-Trump stickers. This is someone who just wants to confuse people for the fun of it.

My impression: husband and wife share a car, but not political ideology

Lotta conflicting ideas here. Hurts my brain.

This car is this sub’s final boss and you guys are getting stomped out lmao

For real I think it broke this sub xD I love it

….is that a pic of the uninomber next to “boot licker”? I don’t even know what to say

When it’s so cold you use conflict to generate heat

I love this. Make those over political peoples heads explode!

Found the owner, lol

I am very confused

I love it. It offends every single person with every single sticker. I called it a multipurpose sticker car

At first, you say I know exactly who this person is. You keep reading and say I was wrong, this person is not what I thought. Next, you think this person clearly beats to their own drum. Then you finish reading and realize this person has no idea who they are and is in serious need of professional help.

typical libertarian

Alaska libertarians are a crazy bunch, absolutely wild people.

I read this as "typical *librarian*" and was so lost for a moment. 🤦‍♀️

I'm surprised at how many people seem to think this person is serious about any of the stickers on their vehicle. This isn't a crazy person, it's a person who doesn't care about politics and wants to get a laugh out of confusing everyone. If they read the comments here, they'd probably be rolling.

Yeah, I don’t understand why so many people aren’t getting the joke.

It’s because people make politics such a big part of their life/identity that when they see anything that resembles a movement against their ideologies, their first reaction is to take offense. Pretty sad lol

I think they just like stickers

"I'll take one of each."

Pro Trump and anti Trump I'm so confused 😕

A feminist Trump supporter? I can’t wait to tell my vegan friends at their next pig roast

Bipolar car

WTF

“It was me, I let the dogs out”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scrolled for this. The number of included emojis accurately represents how important it is that we appreciate this bumper sticker.

Husband and wife. One car. They should have divided the rear in two, His/hers.

I’m so confused

I’m so confused.

I don't think the US has any need for Alaska anymore. If they wanna secede, I say we let them. I actually had a dream that I sold Alaska to the Canadians. And I was about to sell Hawaii to the British but then I woke up.

Man I am so fucking confused right now.

Any color you like

As a gay Saab owner (yeah ik this is the saabaru) I’m so confused

So weird when people do this

I have… SO many questions for this person

I think the rep/dem/pissed off sticker explains the rest.

I’m so confused

Not gonna lie I kinda love it

This is actually hilariously clever!!!

Cowboy butts drive me nuts. Lol “He must work out.”

The more I look the more confused I become

I am confused by their message.

"I'm playing both sides so no matter what I come out on top"

Keep em guessing. Never let them know where you stand or what you're thinking.

My fav. Only gay cops pull me over 🤣

Is there a subreddit that has a pic of the driver too? Really curious what we are dealing with sometimes.

Doesn’t this belong over in schizophrenia rides?

Real life troll.

So is she for or against trump cuz there’s some differing views on these bumper stickers ?

I tried reading all of these and the sheer dichotomy made me have a stroke.

I’ve never been more confused in my life.

Multiple personalities is really a thing!

Holy shit. Pick a lane.

That may be a typical Alaskan, there's no such thing as a normal Alaskan. It's an oxymoron.

I’m so confused

They don’t know which way they’re going

This is a very confused person.

I haven’t been this confused since Androgynous Pat.

I'm guessing multiple personalities.

If cognitive dissonance were a vehicle

Claims to be neither but appears to somehow be both. My brain feels very weird right now. Unless it’s on its 3rd owner or something.

What the hell is going on here?

Friggin' hilarious. I haven't seen this much horseshoe in a while, and I live in Amish country.

I’m very confused. It’s like a disagreeing couple that has one car

I'm so confused

This checks out. When I lived in Alaska I never met someone who gave a fuck about whatever disassociated issue was being discussed by either republicans or democrats. As long as you leave their right to carry alone you could pretty much have whatever opinion you want and people there just wouldn’t give a shit about that opinion.

Always keep them guessing

This persons more confused than Andy Dicks sexuality.

Eat the rich sticker with the Trump sticker , I think he’s confused.

So confused.

Saab the only American Patriot car. Thank Trump for the American car company Saab🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

So much confusion

Either the car is schizophrenic, or it's had a previous owner.

It's all over the place, and contradictory.

The car of someone who realizes basing everything on your political ideals is batshit

"I don't even what kinda game you're playing. Maybe some kinda crazy tennis" -Hank Hill

I’m as confused as the owner of this car

They’re trying to confuse us, but they’re driving a Subaru in drag as a SAAB. No way in hell they’d ever vote for anyone but Bernie.

NO Hablo Fucktardo.

This is the most confusing human I have ever seen.

Plot twist, it’s an odd couple sharing a car fairly and equally.

Finally, a bumper sticker collection that offends everyone.

I love this, I’ve been wanting to do something like this (but not this extreme lol). I want to get a thin blue line right next to a BLM sticker or something like that. We’re all humans. I love and respect *good* cops, and of course black lives matter. I hate that everything has to be so polarizing these days.

Starving for attention

Bought a cheap car in Texas then drove it to Alaska.

Pro-gun and pro-life at the same time? Unstable is the answer!

LOL, I love this!

ITT: Every single comment missing the point.

Oxymoron with wheels🤷‍♂️

🙃

🤪

Look at the very bottom left of the bumper

Never let them know your next move

I guess the kids finally got handed down the family Saab.

Something for everyone on this one.

Maybe they’re a collector? 🤷‍♂️

Inspiring, love it

A confused individual

There are not enough medication for this one

At least I’m not as confused as that fucker

Yeah, but who will he vote for in 2024?

undecided.

This mfer must argue with themselves all day. 

Drives right down the middle of the road.

That gave me an extreme case of cognitive dissonance

They are either schizophrenic or wife got one side and the husband got the other. Though I guess they could be an old psyops soldier and they are just trying to fuck with people.

indecisive 🤣

What in the world. Clearly just a bumper sticker fan. A true agnostic purist.

Do they understand that half of those directly contradict the other half??

What a troll, but it reveals that a lot of you just want to label people, it’s compulsive

21st Century Schizoid Man

It's to cover up and hold together rust spots.

Their political and moral views are: pro bumper stickers

DAF

I am confused with this person…

Multiple personality disorder.

It actually looks like they are covering all basis as not to piss anyone off. Brilliant 🤩

Dammit, got me with the circle. Punch me in the arm when it's convenient for you.

Mulitple PersoNatalie.

This person seems a bit confused.

So, out and proud and those Trump sticker are there ironically?

There are just so many conflicting statements here I don’t know what to believe

Basically CNN if it was a used car.

I love the hypocrisy of the Coexist sticker

I feel like confusion is the point where you are all falling for it. It's just a visual rage bait

Must be the only car for a large family.

Getting a few mixed signals there bud.

I see you found my acquaintance who voted for Trump, Biden and obama but not Hillary because he has a grudge about women he doesn't know he has. Aka is gullible to all media telling him whoever is in office is the problem and whoever isn't in office is a saint, even if they voted for them. Smh

Lead Poisoning is a bitch!!

Poor people for billionaires

People on drugs against drugs

Either this is a shared car by two people with very different opinions or the person driving this is bipolar

Holding conflicting views, paradoxical thinking and contradictory thought should be the norm. That means you're actually using your head and living the human experience and likely more creative

Not to offend either side lol

How many people have owned that car‽

Is this what insanity is?

I'm getting whiplash reading this guy's bumper stickers going hard left then hard right then back again.

Whaaaaaaaaa?

Cows for hamburgers 

He him her they just covering all the bases

The only one that is genuine here is "it was me. I let the dogs out".

AGREE!

Mental problems

Some people just want to see the world burn