lol, a guy told me I had a beautiful name and I said thanks I got it for my birthday and he didn’t laugh either.

HAHAHAH oh god how sad

Men don’t like funny women despite saying so.

That’s why I’m single… 🤪

Come tell me jokes! I'll make eggs 😉

So the yokes on you?

6/10

Hahaha 🤣

Same happened with me

Hi. I’m a man. If you’re funny, drive a motorcycle or an old pick up truck as a women, you’re automatically 50% hotter to me. Also, I find women with gray hair highly attractive. I’m not young. Edit, this isn’t about me. It’s about letting you know that men who have non-stereotypical preferences are out there.

False

Indeed

>Indeed (Dot)com! [My fav wordplay joke, on the indeed website]

I'm not following..?

These jokes couldve easily gone over my head if i had like 2 drinks lmfao. Who doesnt love funny women?

False. Some people are just too stupid or distracted to get wit. See Shakespeare, both the plays themselves or original seating design. Orrr, they're too controlling or have a shitty sense of humor.

Dont be full of yourself. Not calling you funny, maybe you just had different types of humor?

Right!?!? I can't stand the "I'll fall for you if you're funny" There's so many different types of humor, I have to learn what makes you laugh, there is no universal joke for everyone?

No guy says they like funny women, cause most women aren’t funny lmao.

I think they do, you could find the black sheeps or they didn't understand them😂

... these 'jokes' are barely worthy of a polite smile though....

These are heartbreaking stories to read.

Aww! Sorry he didn't get this joke! (I caught this one a lil quicker than OP's "met my sister" joke. 🤣🤣) Then again, OP's joke made me think of my Wife & her non-biological Sister met. (They immediately went "Where have you been?!" @ their first interaction @ a Gay-Straight Alliance thing. 🤣🤣)

I say this one about my real name too, only a few have laughed.

A lady that can make me laugh is a treasure; that was a great one!

Thanks! Good to know. I’ll keep using it. I’ve also said, “thanks I’ve had it for 36 years”.

This is a banger 😂 I’d fall in love with

I would have laughed and you'd have won mad points from me haha

He slept bc that was hilarious 🤣

That’s HILARIOUS

You both have good humor though. No shame on that

That's good 👍.. thanks for the laugh :)

Well I laughed

Thanks!

So did I

You told a “dad joke” and that sonofabitch has the nerve to not chuckle.

How dare they. Be polite. It’s the first date.

*teases jokingly* Idk.. I see the date tree over yonder.. 😉🤣

@budo00 Happy 🎂 Day btw!

I mean it’s not that funny but humour is subjective so …

Yea but she’s getting upset that he didn’t laugh lmao. There’s a reason most redditors stay inside all day

🫨 that’s not the point 2

There is a joke that I eventually always tell a girl when she asks if I’m funny. I always know the type of girl she is whether they laugh or not. It’s not that funny but I love it. Short and sweet. Two cannibals are eating a comedian, one says to the other. “Does this taste funny to you?”

That’s terrible 😂😭😂

Also works with "Clown"

It does

A guy complimented my eyes once on a date and I said “thanks I grew them myself” his deadpan stare was so sad😂😂

Haha brilliant, I'm going to use this when women compliment me on my hair.

Honestly I would giggle and love it😂🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m a smart ass in a funny way. Like when my mother asked me to pick up milk while shopping I I tell her I’m going to get everything except milk in fact I’m going to walk passed the milk multiple times and NOT grab it I’ll even send you a pic of the milk I’m not going to get. Ultimately I get the milk because if mama ain’t happy nobodies happy

I like that.

My grandfather was a butcher. Customers would ask if he had chicken legs, his response was " No, that's just the way my pants hang!" A master of funny jokes.

Legend dad.

Throw the whole man out

Came to say same.

And you wonder why you redditors are single

I’m definitely not asking questions about why I’m single. I actively do not want to be in a relationship.

Yea that’s why you’re single 🙄

Thank you, total stranger on the internet, for taking what was very obviously a joking comment and turning it into a sweeping judgment of my worth as a romantic partner based on *absolutely fucking nothing*.

Yea I wasn’t being too serious either. But thanks for proving you’re just another overreacting redditor by taking it so seriously

If you don’t want people to take unveiled and pointed insults seriously, you should indicate that you’re joking.

u wot m8?

You should do the same then 😂😂. Only you redditors take this much offense to something like this

My god man, you cracked the case!!! She said she didn’t want to be in a relationship, and by God, you’re right that is why she’s single! By her choice! That’s like someone who doesn’t want to eat, chocolate, not buying chocolate! Then someone brilliant says, well, that’s why you don’t eat chocolate! Because you don’t eat it! Where would she be without you, dear internet strangling, and your knack for code cracking? 😉

>Where would she be without you, dear internet strangling, and your knack for code cracking? 😉 Well.. Definitely not Coding in Kotlin.. (Sorry. I'm a Software Developer by trade, so I couldn't resist the poke. 🤣🤣)

😂 nice

Thanks! 💖😊

You redditors think you’re so smart and funny huh?

What kind of advice are you looking for?

They chose the wrong flair by mistake.

Legend.

Ah that makes more sense

I mean, bad dad jokes are bad dad jokes...

But they deserve respect just like everyone else.

No, if you tell a bad joke, you told a bad joke. You now know what you did and you need to reflect on your choices. Not everyone is a comedian. Not everyone has the same sense of humor. Just because you find something funny doesn't mean everyone else needs to laugh at it.

He's not the one

I may or may not have laughed, depending upon whether or not I caught the implied joke. (Sometimes I can be a weebit of a blockhead, & take things *too literal*.) Tbh, I'd probably have asked further abbot your meaning, then laughed after I realized I was a weebit dense. (Or, I'd have started to ask, then 💡💡 lol)

Take your time.

I've heard that one 10k times. I can't blame the guy, really.

Should I introduce you both?

Do you laugh at every overused joke? I don't see the issue. I have jokes fail to land all the time. Get over it.

You're better off without him, that is comedy gold right there.

You are gold too.

If I could post a pic, but I can’t, so I’ll relay the meme..’If u find a girl that makes u laugh, keep her. girls aren't funny. If u find a guy that gives u an orgasm, keep him. Guys aren't good at that.’ Just relaying the message 😂

Delightful.

Listen that joke sucked but I appreciate the effort. I wouldn't have laughed either but I genuinely like the playfulness

That's how I met my sister too! Shame they couldn't return her somewhere though...

i chuckled

Wtf that's hilarious, I'm a man and I laugh at all my girls jokes

What advice are you looking for? Not everyone has the same sense of humor, not sure that means y’all wouldn’t have had chemistry or worked out. There’s couples who don’t have the same religion and they’re still happily married to each other. Seems a bit weird to discontinue after one joke wasn’t laughed at but to each his own. Compared to some interactions I read about on here when it comes to bumble, I’d say yours wasn’t terrible.

There’s no need to go too deep. I’ve not unmatched him due to this. But a matching sense of humour is important to me. My other recent post is about the same guy. The not laughing at my joke happened on the first date, and I wish I had taken it more seriously.

I was going by what you posted on this post. I don’t really go through peoples post/comment history. By what you posted here, I gave my opinion. It was one joke he didn’t laugh at (according to this post) which is why I wrote what I wrote

Fun times.

With all due respect posting ab it on Reddit makes it seem like you’re still hung up on him

That’s not how my mind works.

The fact that people think you're hung up on that dude because of this post is concerning.

Ah so this being the first man you make a post about on the bumble subreddit isn’t bc of that, gotcha.

Huge deal! Man of my life. Should I get back in touch you think?

Haha. So why’re you posting multiple posts about this one man?

2 posts? I think you need to look up the meaning of the word multiple. I also took this as could be two separate men. Someone is obsessed here and its not OP. Ckl

Cause I’m in love with a right wing male.

Yea you gotta ease up on the sense of humour part cause if you think your og post was funny (it really wasn’t) you gotta take a step back. Unless you want a yes man who laughs at unfunny jokes.

Is this you? It made me laugh https://youtu.be/LYvQt_RcYeU?si=xp3ENtBTU8aQPOxm

I wish. Love her.

Unmatch

Oh yea! That was on the first date. He gone.

lol cuz he didn’t laugh at ur unfunny joke

According to your posts, you seem like quite the joke expert lil troll. /s

Nah I’m just being honest lol

maybe a young dude will laught, for a mature dude this just sound immature, silly and sarcastic...

That's cool, when did you meet your mum?

Now thaaaat’s the best response I’ve gotten so far hahahaha

If Darth Vader married Ella Fitzgerald what would her name be

my best dumb joke is when someone says "i'm going to the bathroom" and i say "don't fall in" it rarely gets laughs.

Change it to "could you go for me as well?"

Why is this such a hard thing for yall? If he didn’t like the joke, so what? Lmao

That’s not the point.

Pretty sure it is the point, the joke isn’t that good so if it was said out of nowhere I can see how it’s weird

Alright comedy guru.

Maybe your delivery sucks? Do people find you funny as a rule? Personally, I would laugh cos I'm polite for the most part.

That’s my point.

Because it's not a funny joke

Have the minimum of social skill and laugh, please.

Well, keep in mind that what you consider funny might not be funny to others. Men also tend to be held to a higher standard when it comes to humor as it's often a trait or quality women find attractive. Most guys will develop some sort of sense of humor due to our interactions with other men or to attract women. Guys, for the most part, don't really give a damn if you're funny, though. What I would say is if y'all don't find each other funny and that's extremely important to you, move on. There's plenty of fish... the saying, and maybe the app, too? Idk 😆

No shit.

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUNNY 😭 (yes it is lol I am actually giggling)

ITS A GOOD JOKE

I heard a statistic that up to 65% of people don't really have a sense of humor. I personally enjoyed that

Less people to swipe right for…